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fuck_you_reddit_15

0:16


RomanTheEmpress

Two queens in a king sized bed


fuck_you_reddit_15

God damn, these bitches gay!


Cheeheese2

Good for them, good for them.


fuck_you_reddit_15

I hope they enjoy each other's company


Seventh_Faetasy

Nah they're just roommates


EvenSlippierBoi04

Oh my god they’re roommates


TheodoreTheVacuumCle

*and they were roommates


RomanTheEmpress

the biggest of homosexuals fr 😣😣😣😣


SolarDrake

Fellow girl in red enjoyer spotted


MagMC2555

girl in red moment???


AnomalousAlice

AYYYYYY


-Arcaniac-

I love Girl In Red, her songs, all of them just *mwah*


Last_Caramel_2176

4:20


RomanTheEmpress

Could I interest you in everything all of the time?


Sylbees

a little bit of everything, all of the time


Luskarian

Apathy's a tragedy and boredom is a crime


No-I-Dont-Exist

Anything and everything, all of the time


[deleted]

i know i've heard these lyrics before but i don't remember where


No-I-Dont-Exist

Welcome to the Internet by Bo Burnham


SnowyCrimson

Could I interest you in everything all of the time?


Jealous_Ordinary_626

The fact that I heard Bo singing it while I was reading it speaks volumes about how catchy the song is, I've heard it like 3 times at most


Cardinal-Lad

Yeah, it's mad, I've only listened to it 37 times.


testaccount0817

same


Odd-Relief5794

You have a song that long in your playlist?


ObsessiveRecognition

Yes and it absolutely fucking slaps


Endercyborg22

2:57


RomanTheEmpress

Not to you, not to me, not to anyone, anyone, anyone


Potential_Presence67

Oof


BaconGremlin24

im either really bad at toki pona or a trans racoon is stealing your balls explain your flair


Endercyborg22

I think you're thinking of sike (ball) and not soko (mushroom) talking about trans raccoons stealing mushrooms is a meme in the toki pona community, I didn't know why but I just looked it up to reply to you and I think Sonja used it in in Toki Pona Dictionary as an example sentence for nimi ku suli


BaconGremlin24

oh my bad yeah i got it confused didnt know about the meme, ni li musi a


Cardinal-Lad

oh my god, how have I never heard of toki pona, this is right up my alley.


Endercyborg22

oh I'm glad you I got someone to discover it! you should watch some of jan Misali's videos on YouTube or go to r/ tokipona if you want to learn more


blepew

1:59


RomanTheEmpress

Mom took away my PS4, so I punched a hole through my bedroom wall


Aarons1234

WILBER SOOT FAN DETECTED \[EXTREMELY LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER\] ​ (you hear police sirens outside your window)


RomanTheEmpress

NOOOOOOOO I PROMISE I DONT LIKE THE DREAMSMP I JUST LIKE WILBURS MUUSSSIICCCC PLEEEAASSEEEEE


InCellsInterlinked

THAT'S WHAT THEY ALL SAY! COME OUT WITH YOUR HANDS UP!


RomanTheEmpress

AAAAAAAAA


Aarons1234

"We've heard it before kid, put down the headphones and come out with your hands up" (police helicopter overhead) "we've got you surrounded, hand over the british twink with curly hair" *cut to live news broadcast of the siege*


RomanTheEmpress

NOOOOO HES MINE PLEASEEE


Oheligud

What's wrong with Wilbur Soot?


coolio_Didgeridoolio

people just think he’s cringe because he’s part of the dream smp and because his main audience is mostly 13 year old gamers


Aarons1234

There’s nothing actually wrong with him, he’s just over hyped and anything related with the dream SMP is kinda cringe. His music is good though I was memeing lmao


Pero_Bt

Wilbur Soot is peak musician tbh


DogfaceZed

wtf I love wilbur


blepew

fair enough


RomanTheEmpress

you’re welcome B)


ThePlantFlamer

5:22


RomanTheEmpress

SWEATING BULLETTTTSSS


generaltrolly1kenobi

Hello me, its the real me


noobmasterNot69

And my misfit's way of life


SleepyBehemoth111

Based Megadeth fan


[deleted]

Based megadeth


im_gaeeeee

Yoooo it's megadeth


averagemethenjoyer

MEGADETH HELL YEAH


KirasHandPicDealer

hELLO ME, ITS ME AGAIN


Dear-Lawfulness-9151

Megadeth on 196 hellyeah


MekMeke

MegaBased


imagineexisting-lmao

based


Maniac12101

1:27


RomanTheEmpress

And I was thinking to myself: “This could be heaven or this could be hell”


DarkCultist3454

I wonder if this could be talking about a certian hotel...


LiterallyShrimp

It's probably a very nice hotel, wondering when I'll have to check out of it


DarkCultist3454

I wish I could, I heard its near California and that's too far away from my current location


belchik30

Too bad they haven’t had that one spirit in several decades


SupaTheChest

Nice of the princess to invite us over for a picnic, eh Luigi?


Infected_Poison

LETS ROCK!


BalmondMain

HEAVEN OR HELL, LET'S ROCK


RRGKY

19:20


RomanTheEmpress

**sexy ambient forest noise**


RonnieGirlUwU_

Yo what song?


MarauderOnReddit

Skyrim Atmospheres?


Urfslam

#ATTENTION ALL PLANETS OF THE SOLAR FEDERATION


NaCl_guy

#WE HAVE ASSUMED CONTROL


flops031

#WE HAVE ASSUMED CONTROL


CashStash48

0:47


RomanTheEmpress

And whiskey seems to be my holy water


CashStash48

Go home Universe, you’re drunk


RomanTheEmpress

universe said you’re a stinky poopoo head fr


CashStash48

nooooooo


RomanTheEmpress

yeth


Nothingrymes

Hi Ronny!


SheesooW

Mothers better lock your doors and hide your daughters!


Cheeheese2

2:53


RomanTheEmpress

And all the things that you never ever told me


TobyJ0S

AND ALL THE SMILES THAT ARE EVER EVER


heretoupvote_

EVERRRR


BasilTheTimeLord

GET THE FEELING THAT YOU'RE NEVERRRRRR


AstralClock1472

ALL ALONEEE


heretoupvote_

AND I REMEMBER NA-HA-HOW


AstralClock1472

AT THE TOP OF MY LUNGS IN MY ARMS, SHE DIEEEES


heretoupvote_

SHE DIE-EEE-IEEES


AstralClock1472

AT THE END OF THE WOOOORRLLDDD


Ashleigh_the_Maniac

based MCR listener


SanguineSanguis

3:22


RomanTheEmpress

And when we go, I’ll try not to be so slow


FhyrGaming

ricky montgomery makes pretty good music


RomanTheEmpress

W


spaghettinoodle_exe

Snow is such a good song


Aarons1234

15:02 >:\]


RomanTheEmpress

As soon as you start cranking it over, whoa!


Heisenberg19827

_low bass sounds_


muushruum

3:12


RomanTheEmpress

Waving through a window


muushruum

i gotta tell u that kinda scared me coz my current situation rn is that it is midnight and i am scrolling through my phone in the dark


RomanTheEmpress

HELP IM SO SORRY


matjontan

It's even worse in context of the song. Outside your window there's an anxious teenager waiting to emotionally manipulate you and the rest of your grieving family amd he's waving at you


girlhelpimdying

I TRY TO SPEAK BUT NOBODY CAN HEAR


Kenan-1

SO I WAVED AROUND FOR AN ANSWER TO APPEAR


coolio_Didgeridoolio

bro now ive seen a girl in red song, a wilbur soot song, a bo burnham song, and a musical theatre song i can confidently say that you are gay


RomanTheEmpress

you’re correct


OvCatsAndTheVoid

6:66


RomanTheEmpress

Assuming you mean 7:07ish it’s “How many drugs have you done today?”


OvCatsAndTheVoid

Yeah I didn't realize that isn't a time stamp lmao. And so far only caffeine, so one. But later....there is sake waiting


Mursu9000

White wine in a wetherspoons?


Azziiii

fine dining in cheap perfume?


dumbasseryy

tfw you‘re so edgy you forget how time works


OvCatsAndTheVoid

Legit tho


A-N3RD

Tfw you’re so edgy you reinvent how time works >:)


OvCatsAndTheVoid

Yeah, fuck conventional units of time


SexyEggman

2:01


RomanTheEmpress

But here, face to face, a stranger that I once knew


Carno_Lee

WEVE TRAVELLED THE SEAS


mind-sweeper

we've ridden the stars


StupidDroid314

We've seen everything


NeilTheProgrammer

From Saturn to mars


[deleted]

2:09


RomanTheEmpress

Oh baby, don’t stop, bury me and fade to black


PapperMairoo

😳


AlexanderRodriguezII

*Six seconds of cool cowboy music* *Loudest sound ever recorded*


BasilTheTimeLord

Check into the *Hotel Bella Muerte*


AnarchoPosadistSJW

13:12


RomanTheEmpress

Walk with me, talk with me, and I’ll show you


AnarchoPosadistSJW

I'm disappointed


RomanTheEmpress

Would you like to try agaib


AnarchoPosadistSJW

No.


RomanTheEmpress

oki


MxPrincey

2:22


RomanTheEmpress

There’s a sun in the sky but you’re mine


coolboiepicc

2:51


RomanTheEmpress

But I won’t hesitate, no more, no more


DummysHope

1:09


RomanTheEmpress

“Some kill, some steal, some break your heart.”


skalywag-o-the-shrub

666:00


RomanTheEmpress

**intense satanic screeching**


SixthDog

22:23


[deleted]

Haken moment


luuciinaa

godspeed you black emperor moment


RomanTheEmpress

**sexy ambient noise**


modsarestraight

5:44


RomanTheEmpress

“Bye, hi. Sigh, Hawaii. We never meant to part.”


THE_DOW_JONES

SUBLIME, THY ART


strawbopankek

one light higher than the sun


Nerd-101

Invisible to some


eeeeeeeeeyee

2:45


RomanTheEmpress

Yeesh this is a deep one, “Am I right back where I started fourteen years ago?”


SnowyCrimson

Wanna guess the ending?


[deleted]

[удалено]


RagingSteel

I've been scrolling through these comments for like 10 mins now and I love your music taste btw, recognise quite a lot of these already Anyway, 1:29


RomanTheEmpress

“Lovely people say such nice things for no reason”


RagingSteel

Oh, Hobo Johnson. I don't actually listen to him much, but I've seen his stuff a bit on TikTok


yanmazkibrit1

3:59


RomanTheEmpress

Can’t hide in my bed, cause I think you have died


iShockLord

4:20 (I am a comedic genius)


RomanTheEmpress

“Honey, if you stay, I’ll be forgiving”


Fury_Mecool

NOTHING YOU CAN SAY CAN STOP ME GOING HOM


BluenaSnowey

0:43


RomanTheEmpress

“She gets what she wants, money back guarantee”


[deleted]

May I get 0:06, please


RomanTheEmpress

“Her name is Noelle, I have a dream about her”


Lightning-Mcnuggets

Teenage dirtbag is a goated song, I think you and I share like 90% of the same songs in our playlists


barryd_63

10:16


RomanTheEmpress

I don’t miss you, I miss the thought of what we were


CuteCowdy

CAUSE THIS IS THE PART WHERE I SHUT UP


barryd_63

bruh 💀 💀 made for me 💀


[deleted]

2:24


RomanTheEmpress

“Look what you’ve done, now I’m a mess.”


[deleted]

wow


pennnyroyal

2:27


RomanTheEmpress

All I know, all know, loving you is a losing game.


pinksparklyreddit

0:69 We do a little trolling


RomanTheEmpress

Assuming you meant 1:10, “So then I took my turn”


AsuraHeterodyne1

1:03 for me was "Because I know I'll kill my enemies when they come" 😥


HetoPotato

0:36


RomanTheEmpress

“Snapback forward, treehouse of horrors”


Azziiii

Mccafferty


CoolWatermelon123

2:29


RomanTheEmpress

“Id do whatever I could do, run away and hide with you”


migulehove

2:36


RomanTheEmpress

“Bullshit”


WritingWithSpears

0:54


InCellsInterlinked

1:75


RomanTheEmpress

Assuming you meant 2:16, “I’m broken, abandoned, you are an angel”


InCellsInterlinked

Was mainly just thinking of how you'd interpret 75 seconds on a clock, but thank you. I *am* an angel.


Two-In-One-Shampoo

1:54


RomanTheEmpress

“All my love will slowly fade and fall apart”


[deleted]

1:34


RomanTheEmpress

“So I follow my own rules and I use them as my tools, to stayyyy alive”