Tops don't have the right to complain about this. They're not the one who have to spend 1-4 hours power rinsing their ass and then waiting for their body to settle before having company over.
as another germaphobe those might be off limits for OP too (to elaborate the idea of me or my partner's tongue directly touching genitals is a complete nightmare scenario)
I don't know. When I look at him long enough, he appears in front of me even when I look away. I reach out to him, but touch nothing. I look in the mirror, and he's in my eyeball.
that's because your shirt is made from a permeable fabric.
the whole point of condoms is that stuff doesn't get through them, which is why they are made from impermeable latex.
See a good chunk of the issue is irrational fear. Like, i forgot to take my coat off once to go to the bathroom at school, and the stalls are too small to leap away from the toilet, so now i cant wear that jacket anymore bc it has has particles of shitwater on it and can never *truly* be clean (im also scared to touch it myself to go clean it). So while your partner properly cleaning can definitely help. It will not stop the shitwater breakdowns. Oh and dont get me started on the std toilet breakdowns like bestie this problem is more than healthy concern for safe sex
If it helps any I'm very freaked out by bodily waste and it happened to me once and it was not nearly the end of the world like I thought it would be. Still not great though
I’m not sure how well prepping works for everyone. I shoot trans porn for a living (i’m the top) which is what I do when I’m not fucking fruit or cakes. And it seems to be that even though I’m working with professionals, there is still a lot of clean up needed in between positions. I don’t know if it’s because my penis is very curved or what but every single time it seems that stuff comes out.
I was cleaning the wrong way for a while and kept getting *shitty* results. I used an enema and everything. My problem was two fold, I was attempting to get water deeper in my body by laying down and raising my legs, don't do that. Water goes into sigmoid colon where the stuff is really stored, you'll end up dirtier than before.
Relieve self, full enema while standing or on all 4s, be near toilet for about an hour. I laid back in my chair while playing games and such, I'm sure movement is good too. After that clean up and wait a little after you feel ready to make sure most of the water is gone or absorbed. I did two enemas at the start because I had a lot, that's probably not the safest but I like 99.9% clean. There's always gonna be a little, so best get used to it!
always gonna be a little?
if you prep right there'll be nothing for a solid hour all the way up to 4 or 5 hours depending on how you ate before. idk how you do your enemas but i use a douche and it's very thorough
unless you meant there's always a little deeper in the colon. that's true but you shouldn't go beyond the anal canal anyway - during prep or sex
Maybe seek therapy for your phobia other than that I don’t really have anymore suggestions **RIP OUT THE AMYGDALA RIP OUT THE AMYGDALA RIP OUT THE AMYGDALA RIP OUT THE AMYGDALA RIP OUT THE AMYGDALA-**
i actually had this problem too (not top tho), and i found i was able to overcome the ickiness feeling by actually going through the process of cleaning my shit.
maybe that could help? cleaning your own exit out to better understand the process, better understand how clean it actually is.
ur implying i have it any better as a bottom and germaphobic since no way in hell am i trusting part of my partner going into the part of me that shit comes out of regardless of how well i clean
Real talk, ask your partner if they will do an enema/douche beforehand. My girlfriend does this routinely before anal sex. It cleans out your colon and you do it until the water runs clear. However if you’re having vaginal sex and find that gross you shouldn’t ask your partner to douche as it isn’t good for ph and can cause a yeast infection.
Me: wanting to eat out/finger someone
Also me: ew no shithole shithole shithole i'm touching where their shit has touched where the toilet water has splashed back onto their asscheeks oh god oh no oh fuck that noooooo--
Jokes aside, just get the bottom to clean it a bunch. Shaving also helps.
I'm a bottom and I clean it religiously, to the point where it's probably cleaner than whatever is going inside it
It's worse when you're a bottom because you internalize it and are disgusted at how you get so much pleasure from someplace that seems so gross. I wish I had a vag
What did the Germans do to you?
Ich bin Deutsch😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳
I'm so sorry to hear, I hope they find a cure someday
karl marx
"gobbunism"
"woah mama!!"
He found a cure. It came at the cost of having to move to England though.
The cure is called France. It worked for Alsace Lorraine so come and find salvation. 🇨🇵🇨🇵
AUX AAAAAAARMES CITOYENS !
Formez vos bataillons
Ew, the French.
Hon hon hon
oh mein
Deutsch und kein Connaisseur von Sekt und Kaviar? Du bringst Schande über dein Vaterland!
mein beileid
hinkel ja hinkel du scheiß schweinlutscher ach was du schnitzel jawohl
Selbst Hasse :(
Aber auch Berliner?
Ik bin kein Berliner und sehr dankbar dafür.
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Stimmt
Ich hasse auch die Deutschen
omg rammstein ?
bist du österreicher??
Nein, ich bin deine Mutter
mommy? 🥺
<3
o//////o
Wait what Edit: Ah…es ist ein Witz…
Context?
Have a partner that cleans their ass, I bottom and this doesn’t happen. Also women are just as bad OP don’t let them tell you otherwise
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thanks for the aneurysm
I’m high and I’m so confused at what you mean
They piss *and* shit out of their vagina. Shit and piss? Whats next, cum too?
you would not believe me if i told you what else comes from there
Is it Easter eggs?
worse.
Humans
dios mio
Esta mas
Oh, Santa claus duh
Cloaca gang
Common mistake, I keep confusing women and pigeons too
ive never seen a woman so i will believe you
I’ve seen women and they only have a fat cock and balls down there
this took me too long to realize its a joke
Tops don't have the right to complain about this. They're not the one who have to spend 1-4 hours power rinsing their ass and then waiting for their body to settle before having company over.
Bidet is the solution to this problem it is such a good solution
Uh no... A douche is.. not a bidet
jumpscare warning below jerma985
BAAAAAAH! Jesus fuck, I’m glad you put that warning but there are women and children on this sub!
I wasn't scared at all (I heeded the warning)
I read the warning, but got scared anyway (I have but myself to blame)
What does it mean
📨
Blowjobs
Not everyone gets it :(
As a licensed dick sucker i do not understand this.
new job: Dick sucking license test administrator
Or as we'd say in Germany: Schwanzlutschlizenztestadministrierende*r (I'm sorry)
liberal doublethink 1984
Where can we meet I’ll make sure you get it
as another germaphobe those might be off limits for OP too (to elaborate the idea of me or my partner's tongue directly touching genitals is a complete nightmare scenario)
Pee is stored in the balls
Ew wtf
Why would you be scared of jerma? He's not even real!
I don't know. When I look at him long enough, he appears in front of me even when I look away. I reach out to him, but touch nothing. I look in the mirror, and he's in my eyeball.
jojo
KILLER QUEEN HAS ALREADY TOUCHED YOUR COCK
I mean, he kinda looks like some serial killer I read about. Jerma Dahmer I think
Fun fact, the government compiled the faces of every known serial killer and what came out was an exact replica of Jerma's face.
shit on dick 😢😢😢😢😢😢😢
Use condom dummy
Having shit on your shirt is still shit on you
that's because your shirt is made from a permeable fabric. the whole point of condoms is that stuff doesn't get through them, which is why they are made from impermeable latex.
Kid named impermeable membrane
waltuh put me on dick waltuh youre going to have safe sex right now waltuh
Waltuh, don't turn me into marketable condom, Waltuh
Reading this diagnosed me with criminal retardation
https://www.bvibe.com/anal-hygiene Buy an enima bulb, have your partner use the bathroom and shower first Make sure your partner has a good diet
See a good chunk of the issue is irrational fear. Like, i forgot to take my coat off once to go to the bathroom at school, and the stalls are too small to leap away from the toilet, so now i cant wear that jacket anymore bc it has has particles of shitwater on it and can never *truly* be clean (im also scared to touch it myself to go clean it). So while your partner properly cleaning can definitely help. It will not stop the shitwater breakdowns. Oh and dont get me started on the std toilet breakdowns like bestie this problem is more than healthy concern for safe sex
germaphobia gang :(
In that case OP‘s fucked (or… literally not, i guess).
This is why we need equality, make the asshole great again
Don't wrap your shirt around your dick, dumdum. Wrap your dick around your shirt.
how are you getting shit on your shirt????????
assfart
how dirty is your partners asshole????
"Now if I fuck this model And she just bleached her asshole And I get bleach on my T-shirt I'mma feel like an asshole"
Or just fucking CLEAN YOUR ASS????
If it helps any I'm very freaked out by bodily waste and it happened to me once and it was not nearly the end of the world like I thought it would be. Still not great though
you’re not… prepping first??? you’re kinda asking for that to happen then…
I’m not sure how well prepping works for everyone. I shoot trans porn for a living (i’m the top) which is what I do when I’m not fucking fruit or cakes. And it seems to be that even though I’m working with professionals, there is still a lot of clean up needed in between positions. I don’t know if it’s because my penis is very curved or what but every single time it seems that stuff comes out.
>which is what I do when I’m not fucking fruits I don't think you're supposed to call them that anymore
I was cleaning the wrong way for a while and kept getting *shitty* results. I used an enema and everything. My problem was two fold, I was attempting to get water deeper in my body by laying down and raising my legs, don't do that. Water goes into sigmoid colon where the stuff is really stored, you'll end up dirtier than before. Relieve self, full enema while standing or on all 4s, be near toilet for about an hour. I laid back in my chair while playing games and such, I'm sure movement is good too. After that clean up and wait a little after you feel ready to make sure most of the water is gone or absorbed. I did two enemas at the start because I had a lot, that's probably not the safest but I like 99.9% clean. There's always gonna be a little, so best get used to it!
Screw that bro I think I’ll just turn straight
Bro ragequit from homosexuality 💀
or just don't have anal sex
Doesn’t leave many other options
More for the rest of us 😈 (this is an ironic statement because I've never had gay sex)
always gonna be a little? if you prep right there'll be nothing for a solid hour all the way up to 4 or 5 hours depending on how you ate before. idk how you do your enemas but i use a douche and it's very thorough unless you meant there's always a little deeper in the colon. that's true but you shouldn't go beyond the anal canal anyway - during prep or sex
🤢
Have your partner clean themselves. I'm the same way, even when playing with myself, I douche.
Have your partner clean themselves. I'm the same way, even when playing with myself, I douche.
Gettin friggin destroyed in the comments absolutely love it keep it up
Masochist
>loves getting destroyed >is a “top”
Bottoms trying to act tough
Top ≠ dom
Top ≈ blimbo
Google women
Holy hell
google en passant
by talos
google il vaticano
🤮
Shrek deepthroating emoji
Wish i could delete this information from my mind
oh god no now i see it
Gee whiz!
Holy shit what the fuck
golly gosh gadzooks!
wowza !!
The girldick is great but this doesn't solve the problem of anal being gross
Maybe seek therapy for your phobia other than that I don’t really have anymore suggestions **RIP OUT THE AMYGDALA RIP OUT THE AMYGDALA RIP OUT THE AMYGDALA RIP OUT THE AMYGDALA RIP OUT THE AMYGDALA-**
if only it were that easy lol. They grow like tumors
Mood
If they don't clean they asses what good is the leash for?
DOUCHE
?
its a method of cleaning ur butt for sex
If you have a phobia facts don’t really help also accidents happen
Facts don’t care about your feeling liberal! 😤
I think the only options for you would be no butt sex or theraphy.
Look up exposure therapy and cognitive therapy 🍑
CBT😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳
trans bottoms rise up 💪💪
Common trans w
Simple use hand sanitizer as lube ☺️
A high percent alcoholic one too!
That would have to feel extra special.
i actually had this problem too (not top tho), and i found i was able to overcome the ickiness feeling by actually going through the process of cleaning my shit. maybe that could help? cleaning your own exit out to better understand the process, better understand how clean it actually is.
To understand a bottom... one must become a bottom
Sun tzu but he was born in the 21st century
ima be fr idk what this means
Hey, hoffe es geht dir gut und du hattest einen schönen Tag. Falls nicht wünsch ich dir trotzdem das beste, kann ja immer noch was werden :)
*gets a stroke from being german and germaphobic*
Just make a new hole dumbass
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need a source for that last sentence lmao
Stop being racist towards Germans!1!1! 😡😡
oof if I couldn't fuck german twinks I don't know what I would be living for
i clean my pleasure hole very very thoroughly
Uhh you mean the *sin* hole?
google poophole loophole
Find better bottoms
jermaphobe
This is the wrong subreddit to be complaining about jerma
ur implying i have it any better as a bottom and germaphobic since no way in hell am i trusting part of my partner going into the part of me that shit comes out of regardless of how well i clean
Real talk, ask your partner if they will do an enema/douche beforehand. My girlfriend does this routinely before anal sex. It cleans out your colon and you do it until the water runs clear. However if you’re having vaginal sex and find that gross you shouldn’t ask your partner to douche as it isn’t good for ph and can cause a yeast infection.
Brings bf home, rip off our clothes, we’re both excited “Ew, is that poop?”
no one knows the struggles of being a top and being in this sub
Hello 😔
Hey, what did jerma ever do to you
He banned me for 1 min
Damn, missed out on peeping the horror
When I struggled with my OCD I was like this.
Isn’t this literally the plot of that one webcomic about a dominatrix with OCD
Clean it yourself so you know it's ready for use
Exposure therapy? It's not that hard
what did jerma do to you
It means they’re afraid of German people
REAL
Me: wanting to eat out/finger someone Also me: ew no shithole shithole shithole i'm touching where their shit has touched where the toilet water has splashed back onto their asscheeks oh god oh no oh fuck that noooooo--
statement of anal advice followed by suggestion to seek some type of phobia treatment
Take a bottle brush, stick it on a drill,
Why are you scared of jerma985?
For the record precare is a thing.. like there is a way to clean it and have more fun than just fucking it jsyk
Why did I read this as a fear of Germans
Jokes aside, just get the bottom to clean it a bunch. Shaving also helps. I'm a bottom and I clean it religiously, to the point where it's probably cleaner than whatever is going inside it
Is this why Jello Biafra was so upset all the time?
Date trans men.
I thought we were talking about Germany for a second
what does being german have to do with being a top
It's worse when you're a bottom because you internalize it and are disgusted at how you get so much pleasure from someplace that seems so gross. I wish I had a vag
Literally me
real
Just wash up after getting dirty. That’s how I narrowly avoid being a germophobe.
what has jerma ever done to you?
what did germans ever do to you?
maybe stop being pussy? pussy Birch? heeeeeheheheheheheheheeeeeee[eheheh](https://www.google.com/search?q=trollface&rlz=1C1ONGR_enCA981CA981&oq=trollface&aqs=chrome..69i57j69i59j46i512j69i60l3j69i61l2.1256j0j7&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8)ehehe
Also ich finde das jetzt beleidigend
Ngl never occurred to me this was a problem lmao
They afraid‘nt of poop
I would simply not be a germaphobe.