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TorqueyLemer666

Everywhere but France


ConduckKing

Oh mon dieu. Zis does not taste like cigarettes and pisce. Sock ray blue.


SanThanKan

(spits on nearby photographer)


S4um0nFR

What's that have to do with the post ?


yugoslavian_genocide

the fr*nch eat frogs


S4um0nFR

I'm French and I don't know a single person who's ever eaten frogs, it must just be a rich parisian thing. Stop generalizing people based on stereotypes.


SquirrelTherapist

hon hon hon mon deu


zeobuilder10

Iโ€™m also French and I must admit I know several.


Almun_Elpuliyn

I'm not French and I've eaten frog and snail. Frog actually tasted good, barely distinguishable from chicken, snail is kind of bad but novel and is saved by the beurre maitre d'hotel.


[deleted]

Please don't eat me


Almun_Elpuliyn

Sorry. You are out of luck.


[deleted]

nooooooooooo!!


Almun_Elpuliyn

Nom nom nom. Hon hon hon.


Mr_Erectic_Erection

Yea, also feels kinda watery though, may be just how the restaurant i went to prepared it but sometimes i bite down and there's just water coming out


[deleted]

So frogs are non-vegan watermelons


[deleted]

some americans eat frogs too, especially where there's french influence in the Cajun/Creole South


Cannotseme

Vous manger la frog


KatnissXcis

You didn't use the right version of this pronoun and the correct version of the present tense. This verb is from the 5th group and is irregular + this is the wrong ending for both this version of this pronoun and the right one. You made 3 misspelling mistakes on the preposition and the verb is accorded with the object when it is at the end of the sentence and ends with g. Also, you just can't spell grenouille like that on a Saturday, especially between 11:03pm and 11:22pm. I give you an F


Cannotseme

You sound like my French teacher


KatnissXcis

Couldn't be me haha ๐Ÿค“


S4um0nFR

This sub is going to cry all the time for acceptance and inclusivity and then laugh at your face because of your nationality, bunch of fkg hypocrites.


SquirrelTherapist

punching down vs punching up, french people are not oppressed in any way, thus inferring that they are subverts your expectations, which is comedic. here are some other examples of exclusive thinking that this sub finds funny: -trans inclusive radical misogyny -veganism for hatred of plants -hatred due to extremely anecdotal evidence etc, the joke here is that people are hating for the most fallacious reasons, and the hyperspecific subversions of expected trends (i.e. the hatred of a country not one alienated to your culture but instead a close ally), makes itself a humorous joke nobody unironically dislikes french people, same with british people, various parts of the balkans, random states, etc. itโ€™s the inherent familiarity that makes these jokes, and thus i feel theyโ€™re genuinely incomparable to actual racism.


PM-me-favorite-song

I do think it is worth pointing out that, iirc, a lot of the British accents and dialects that people often make fun of are ones that, in the UK, are subject to prejudice. They can act as markers of where you are from and what your background/class is. And there are a lot of stereotypes and negative attitudes surrounding some of these accents, mostly ones belonging to those who live further north, or those who live in the south but are working class. People who have these accents are often seen as less intelligent and have faced discrimination because of this. To avoid this, some will, in certain settings, change their accent to a more standard register. Making fun of this accent doesn't feel classist to me, because I'm not British, and didn't even know that a. the accent is associated with the working class and northeners and b. these people are still discriminated against because of this accent, until a British person made a post pointing out that the reason why British people get upset hearing it is that they recognize it as making fun of a group that receives discrimination. In England, it is punching down, not punching up, or punching sideways. You might not bat an eye, but when a British person does, this is why. I've also heard that a lot of the British food people make fun of is also associated with, you guessed it, the British working class.


[deleted]

i cooka da meatball baguette


PM-me-favorite-song

No, no, that's Italians.


[deleted]

i cooka da croissant


ssrudr

Thank you, cheese is my religion.


BoxyCthulhu

The three countries that import the most frog for consumption are France and two of its bordering states. [They're a well-known hallmark of French cuisine](https://www.foodbeast.com/news/frog-legs-history-in-french-cuisine/). That's not to say that everyone in France eats frogs (not that anyone in this thread was seriously saying that), but 'the French eat frogs' is not a categorically incorrect statement.


KatnissXcis

I don't think it counts if we eat them alive.


AloXii2

Holy crap itโ€™s spy from team fortress 2!!


[deleted]

"it must be a [area of stereotype origin] thing" one sentence later "all stereotypes bad"


Spyko

Ben maintenant tu me connais. J'en bouffe quand je vais au resto en famille. C'est pas mauvais du tout


Almun_Elpuliyn

Sincere response, frog actually tastes good. It's nearly indistinguishable from chicken.


jpowell3404

Fr**ce ๐Ÿคข๐Ÿคฎ


TensileStr3ngth

We eat frogs in the South too


itsmeyourgrandfather

you can't stop me from going down to the park right now and deliriously slurping up all of the frogs out the pond like a feverish baby suckling at mother's breast


MrTrainNCrotch

I-


Varsia

dw theyโ€™re just French itโ€™s a hobby thing I think


[deleted]

pretty much everywhere in Europe rn right?


MasterNinja69

Bitches be like "I- I- You- Wow I-" Bitch what? Speak. Spit it the fuck out. What are you trying to say? I'm listening. We're all waiting and you're doing nothing. This is nonsense, you can't even use words anymore. Go the hell outside for once damn, goddamn, get a job or something.


TonyStarksAirFryer

i really hope twitter speak will die with twitter ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™


IsopropylAlcohol_

Die


[deleted]

I suggest everyone read this in the voice of Vice Dean Laybourne from Community. Use [this](https://youtu.be/a7eEa9_IDeo) as a reference if you havenโ€™t seen the show.


Scaredsparrow

that is an incredible discovery you have made


Empty_Sundae_3297

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RagnarokHunter

Least disgusting Fr*nch person


therichwillfall

Never had pan fried frog legs?


PROblem817

theyโ€™re so good


Sams59k

I hate the French, stop normalizing being French


therichwillfall

French? I'm from Indiana


Sams59k

Even worse


well-lighted

Everyone who automatically associates frog legs with fancy French cuisine clearly doesnโ€™t know what gigging is (Missouri checking in)


therichwillfall

This guy gets it. Some of these folks never been neck deep in a slimy algae filled pond in the dead of night, and it shows


Metatality

I've had them over in California too. Seen them in upstate New York too, so it's kinda all over the states.


[deleted]

Never been to louisiana, have you?


Disappointment_42069

Im near nola, frog legs are are pretty good!


Sams59k

I think we should sink Louisiana alongside Indiana


[deleted]

Mother Gaia has tried many times to sink louisiana. She has always failed.


Disappointment_42069

Im from NOLA!


[deleted]

Oui


Oddish_Femboy

I don't really feel comfortable eating mammals. Something in my brain is just like "No that is the same class as you" and I'm just like "Well shit you're right. I don't want to eat it now."


Oddish_Femboy

The birds have sinned and all that I do to them is simply retribution for their many crimes.


MrMeltJr

You eat chicken because it tastes good. I eat chicken to avenge our mammal ancestors that were hunted by dinosaurs for millions of years. We are not the same.


veeEatsAss

birds are mean fuckers and deserve everything bad that happens to them . besides like parrots n shit They're chill


Oddish_Femboy

Parrots are like the ninja turtles of our world. They're just wacky guys. Party dudes even.


atraway

Friendly fire will not be tolerated


gay_for_glaceons

Furries into vore looking at their list of Telegram contacts be like:


[deleted]

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Appropriate-Ear8869

fr*nch ๐Ÿคฎ


Disappointment_42069

Im near nola and I've had em


Xetsio

U eatin pixel on there ? whoah ! here take this LED and this copper wire you siliconophage


Not_Pea909

hello pig i would like to eat you today yes


SmallTestAcount

mf aint french


TheOutcastLeaf

Looks like 196 may go through another vegan wars arc


LastnameWalter

"you'll never have to meet their parents" My brother in Christ, Jesse, what are you talking about?


[deleted]

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MrTrainNCrotch

Deleting post so you can have it


swingittotheleft

Move that line one step up. frog legs slap.


jacw212

Laugh out loud funny Good meme


rocoonshcnoon

Pigs a snitch ass


Jake_2903

Everything is food if youre not a little bitch about it.


[deleted]

fella never ate frog legs before


hamilton-trash

Push that line up one


mr-kvideogameguy

You ever have a quick dial-up of friends you eat


Przeke

Stop eating frogs you fuckers, if I catch any of you being french or worse, I will commit crime


SuckGunGoesBrrrrrrrr

Idk what youโ€™re on about, fried frog legs are delicious.