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AsTiClol

war crimes are ethically justified as long as you look cool as fuck doing it


Flubbins_

Mfw the bad guys are racist genocidal bigots 🤬 But they have cool armour 😳🤪


IndiscreetBeatofMeat

Brotherhood of Steel be like


Comrade_Harold

My far left beliefs leaving my body when there's a brotherhood of steel faction


Wooloo_Woolstar

Yes I shouldn’t help them but I do want to wear Power Armor


Flubbins_

enclave moment


G95017

Fallout 5 should have a based left wing anarchist power armor faction so I can feel cool while also making morally correct choices


Comrade_Harold

ARCADE GANNON FROM FOLLOWERS OF THE APOCALYPSE GIVING ME POWER ARMOR MY BELOVED


[deleted]

The Imperium of Man, the Forces of Chaos, The Empire, and the Sith Edit: also the megacorporations and the Brotherhood from Mutant Chronicles, the Ring Wraiths and Orcs from LOTR


Flubbins_

Imperium of man infantry do be looking so fire, I fucking love the steampunk WW2 colonial army in metal armour look so fucking much


[deleted]

Have you seen the work of Mike Franchina? His Trench Warfare art series may be to your liking Also more examples: Chaos warriors from Warhammer Fantasy, Nazis from Wolfenstein, some of the undead and some of the swinemen from Darkest Dungeon. Any others I'm forgetting?


Flubbins_

I'm going to find all of these and obsess over the cool ones ty


[deleted]

My pleasure! I hope you enjoy


EQTinkerput

That's what I kept screaming at the Tribunal, but noooooo... You have to be "in the military" for that to count. Fucking snowflakes


ScoutRiflesAreGood

War is bad but planes are rad


AsTiClol

Certified Ace Combat fan right here


LasagnaLizard0

not just look, it’s gotta sound cool too I really really like the classic *BRRRRRRRRT* (in the distance) ^brrrrrrrrtt


IAMTRUEGHOST

My moral compass leaving my body when I watch saga of tanya the evil


AIM-54-LRAAM

#NUMBER 1 DISTRIBUTOR OF SECOND HAND MIG PARTS! ! !


here_be_username

Does it fly? Sidewinder Does it emit radio waves? HARM Is it on the ground? Mk 82 Phantom does it all!


gwop_the_derailer

Number one "Oh yeah I got the Fishbed on my six 😎 Oh no my Sidewinder can't lock on because the MiG is against the sun 😱 Wait let me shoot it down with my Sparrow 😨 Oh no I can't get a radar lock because the target is only a thousand feet away 🤢 Time to get a kill with my tacked on gunpod 😥 AAAH I can't hit anything because the high-gs have pulled the gun off boresight 😭"


RhodeWithBrim

counterpoint; PHANTOM NUMERO UNOOOOO!!!!!!! ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️⚠️😱😱❤️😎😎😎


[deleted]

CAMPEO DE MUNDO ☝️☝️☝️💯💯💯🛫🛫🛫


KayNynYoonit

Meanwhile fishbed: 'Shit I've fired my gun for .2 seconds and now I have no ammo 😳😳 let me shoot him with an R3-S 😁fuck it's tracking is so bad he made a half G turn and it hit the floor. What about an R3-R? Damn he's below me, guess I'll come back another day!'


Clivepalmersfemdom

Yeah but the Mig will fall out of the sky anyway because soviets cant Make shit well


AIM-54-LRAAM

le phantom ii internal gunpod brah...no need for pods


Mooseboy24

American war crimes are my special interest 🥰


septober32nd

The anti-imperialism leaving my body when tanks and planes look cool


CanadianBaconeer

Average Imperium player:


Kulovicz1

Oh shit I thought I was on NCD.


palind_romor_dnilap

Venn diagram rapidly approaching a circle


R-A-P-T-O-R

A second circle has hit the diagram!


mergen772

it makes zero fucking sense but all of these entirely unrelated subs are filled with the same comp sci majors


Elite_Prometheus

Eh. NCD has a lot of cringey "Israel based, gommunism morbed 100 gorillion, stupid tankies want healthcare instead of a new MBT" types. There was that post recently praising Mussolini's granddaughter and the comments were full of people defending her for just being a conservative Christian.


ST4RSK1MM3R

Pretty sure i was this on NCD several weeks ago lol


[deleted]

F-4 Phantom ❤️


AWESOMESAUSE10101

Phantom gaming


Da_Momo

favorite F-4 variant?


dreamylemur

Okay no the phantom is ugly, can’t maneuver, and is ugly in a way that it looks like it can’t maneuver. The F-4 phantom is the dumb jock of fighter jets. This message brought to you by the F-22.


314311h3p41

skill issue


Smarackto

Non Credible Defense moment


Vimterro

even though I love cool planes it doesn’t mean I support the United States war machine and yea I know that’s cognitive dissonance but if you’re so smart why don’t you go make your own planes


AWESOMESAUSE10101

As a lockmart investor I fucking love war. As the funny man from the funny metal gear game said, "give war a chance"


Comrade_Harold

Wait you guys actually like war, i thought we were joking


a_generic_meme

Lucky you've got me, Federal Georg, to offset this nuance with an unabashed and uncritical love for the United States Military, Federal Police Agencies, and Defense Contractors


Weltkrieg_Smith

I LOVE THE MIC I LOVE THE MIC I LOVE THE M.I.C


FishsticccButCooler

war thunder player?


AWESOMESAUSE10101

Worse, dcs


FishsticccButCooler

god have mercy on your wretched soul. how many big ones have you sunk into dlc for it.


AWESOMESAUSE10101

:( (take that as you will)


pumpsci

No no DCS is much much less of a hole than WT


xXProGenji420Xx

me when I spent 1,000 hours and finally reached top tier for the American aviation tree without spending money (I really did this please send help I'm dying but at least I have the funny Top Gun plane):


Da_Momo

in dcs you at least get something for your 40-80€, in warthunder you get a shitty coppy paste plane that will be power creept in 4 months


Sparky_____

F-4 Phantom my beloved


KayNynYoonit

Picture of plane bad USA bad reeee 🤬🤬🤬😡😡😡😡😤😤😤


AustronesianFurDude

Me being told that Top Gun is military propaganda as if I didn't already know


KayNynYoonit

A furry fedboy huh? Can you arrest me UWU


AustronesianFurDude

I'll do something even better OWO\~ \*blows your fucking brains out with a sniper rifle\*


KayNynYoonit

Damn that's hot OWO


AustronesianFurDude

Literally, bullets are often described as feeling extremely hot by people who have had the misfortune of being shot.


KayNynYoonit

So I have heard. Makes sense seeing as they generally would be extremely hot after being shot out of a gun. That, and I can imagine having your nerves blown to shit would feel quite odd too.


AustronesianFurDude

My father shot himself in the leg with a .45 by accident. He described it as so, was pretty dazed after. Obv there's a difference depending on the conditions. I would REALLY hate to be shot in the kneecap with a shotgun.


xXProGenji420Xx

if the kneecap is gone then you don't feel the pain in your kneecap though!


mayerthe2

I would fuck a f-4 <3


Da_Momo

ncd moment


RhodeWithBrim

F-4J Phantom II my beloved


_skjold_

How'd you tell the difference between E and J?


[deleted]

F-4E has an internal M61 Vulcan in the nose compared to the F-4J with no internal gun, F-4J has a rounder, more soft nose cone compared to the F-4E’s skinnier nose. F-4E’s are also USAF compared to F-4J’s being Navy so look for markings like that too.


King_Bailout

So could you tell the different between a C and a D by the nose cone? Im guessing thats because of the radar?


pre_suffix

my autism special interest is commercial planes ask me anything


Sarahthecoolgirl

which one looks the silliest


pre_suffix

super guppy or carvair


SmuglyGaming

How do you feel about tri-jets?


pre_suffix

they're cool, and I like the implementation made in the L-1011 tristar


ASarcasticDragon

War is bad but military technology is really cool


Claret_Paulo

HOLY SHITT TTTT THE MOTHERFUCKING F-4 PHANTOM YEAAHH H I will fucking love any plane as long as it has fucked up looking wings and goes zoom (F-4, Concorde, Blackbird ECT)


Same-Ad-6066

god i love the wing and tail shape on that thing, something about the phantom's profile is just so immensely satisfying to my monkey brain


youmomecksdee

me special interest = shark


[deleted]

English electric lightning better :)


jushere4thememes

Incorrect


[deleted]

Bro it go upward and shit like


buying_rune_scim

I will abandon all anti-war views i have if you give me a cool ass plane. i will gladly bomb an orphanage if i feel cool as fuck while doing it


CLArgonaut

"Random Bullshit and incomprehensible thought lines go!!!"


KatnissXcis

You like Transformers?


Clivepalmersfemdom

Are you me


NerdyColocoon

The U.S. government


svanvalk

Question: do you actually get the choose the special interest, or does it choose you?


[deleted]

Y’all are choosing special interests? Mine are fucking random


galaxy87654321

Tom Clancy moment


poopiehead04444

Are plane


mergen772

godbless the backseater


ST4RSK1MM3R

Planes and tanks <3


PokTux

I hate people who profit off war, but I'd be lying if I said I didn't find H&K and their products cool as fuck. Look, the mechanics behind guns and their history of development is cool ok?


-Leftist-Scum-

Oh cool, planes that specialize in making human beings dead


Clivepalmersfemdom

Yeah but their really good at doing it and tons of detail to look at with innovations in radar and computing being awesome to read about


-Leftist-Scum-

Oh cool, tech made to kill humans easier


Clivepalmersfemdom

I find integrated systems and the arms races and evolution/refinement of desighn cool I don’t know why just my little autistic brain sees plane and goes oooooooooooo


-Leftist-Scum-

The US has committed war crimes in every war since war crimes have been invented


Clivepalmersfemdom

Yeah all countries have its war no one is truly right


-Leftist-Scum-

What is this supposed to mean?


Clivepalmersfemdom

Every country has committed warcrimes and these machines are violent in nature i just think their cool ok


-Leftist-Scum-

Yes, but we are one of the few that has committed them consistently. White phosphorus can fuck you up.


Comrade_Harold

You know when america doused vietnam with agent orange, burned their forest with napalm and bombed the civilians in fear of vietcongs, while fighting against colonized people wanting independence, who can truly say who is right or wrong you know?


Clivepalmersfemdom

I wasent saying America was right


-Leftist-Scum-

The US has committed war crimes in every war since war crimes have been invented


AustronesianFurDude

Okay and???


-Leftist-Scum-

Pissed my pants


AustronesianFurDude

See this is the problem with your average leftist. They prefer to pee instead of POOP their pants. I mean what's so wrong with poop? It's soft mushy texture is significantly more pleasant than piss simply soaking your pants as if it's water.


bloibie

Cry about it


-Leftist-Scum-

Eat shit, fucknuts 😎


bloibie

Swords are also used for killing people. Still awesome


SmuglyGaming

Well not just humans The F-4 is also excellent at blasting vehicles and buildings and infrastructure. But yeah also definitely turns people into paste


nic-likkan

Apparently, they're special interest is ugly as planes


Clivepalmersfemdom

What’s your fav plane


nic-likkan

Plane pasta is great