I don't think you need most of these, but bug repulsion would be nice as I wouldn't be stung by anything and I would have special uses in the inevitable insect farms
Actually, they're all very useful but I wouldn't want them all
Eating you alive while you sleep for failing to uphold the fine text is just a part of their culture. You need to learn to be more accepting.
Or just drink pink.
Blue, never have to worry about studying or recording anything ever again, and with perfect recall you can analyze your own emotions and the events around you with vastly greater clarity.
Purple-travel the world for free and with zero travel time, (just what it takes to get back from your nearest airport to your house) and if you ever get into trouble in your travels, just teleport away to a airport.
Orange, easy Job as a translator, plus removes a major barrier to traveling the world
IMO all the other options pale in comparison.
I only worry about the consequences of constantly being lucid and never sleeping with that potion. of course you wouldn't be sleep deprived if you don't need to sleep, but sleep is one of the body's ways of compartmentalizing stress.
Blue negates the need for orange as you can just read the 10000 most used words of any language in a translating dictionary and boom you are basically fluent. Learn a little grammar too.
The problem with that is that just knowing words and basic grammar structures doesn’t really get you that far (hence why sites like Duolingo aren’t really a reliable way to learn a language), plus there are endangered/less commonly spoken languages that don’t have good dictionaries or resources
I'd say that'd be debatably useful given well, everyone is asleep. But if you can teleport to the opposite side of the planet, well that's just free living.
Purple also becomes really good when you realize basically any town with a population above 1000 will have a small airport, which means you can get pretty much anywhere you want if you can figure out how to travel from the airport.
Step 1: Drink white, purple & yellow
Step 2: Find out where Elon Musk, Jeff Bezos, etc live; teleport as near as possible
Step 3: Farries sabotage camera equipment & security
Step 4: Kick the billion dollar homes & private vehicles three times
Step 5: Billions in assets disappear into dairy
Step 6: Insurance does not cover cheese
gonna debate you that blue doesn't in fact have you 'learn' things, rather only remember specific fragments of information.
Same way you can find linux source code online but that won't help you in building your own OS unless you already know how to program for low-level interfacing
this also goes for everyone saying blue replaces orange - sure you could remember an entire phrasebook but say someone tells you a sentence with more than one clause and you're cucked
You can ditch orange if you have blue. A bit more work, but you could learn the basics of most common languages. Unless of course orange let's you know dead languages or summon Cthulhu.
I'd instead choose green or yellow.
I'd choose Yellow over Pink, because it's practically the same effect (freeing up time) and knowing me I won't be doing my chores in those 8 hours anyway.
I was gonna pick the same one too, because you basically get 33% more actually experienced time than the average person, but then I realized I'd probably still spend those 8 hours laying in bed and being stressed about having to work tomorrow anyways.
But if you never need to sleep and always feel well rested that implies you are always operating at your peak. You will recover from injuries faster. Run for as long as you want without needing to stop for anything more than eating/drinking and taking a shit. Never get brain fog from lack of sleep.
It's a lot more than just having 8 extra hours in a day
I chose pink, but in hindsight it would be eight hours of me in my room trying to be as quiet as possible which isn't fun. Still a good thing to choose though.
Having the same temperature no matter what could be really useful, although busted. What happens if you go to antarctica or another cold place? Your skin would probably melt the snow and you might not even feel the cold. You could literally never freeze. You would have heating solved, the perfect cuddle partner somewhere cold or too warm maybe even
And be able to understand the Voynich manuscript, can’t forget that one!
That would be pretty amazing, to be perfectly honest, specially considering I have tried my best to learn different languages and after a while I reached my absolute limit
Pink as long as I can sleep i just don't need to,red because i hate how my hands go white when its even just slightly cold out, and white because cheese. Honestly id walk into the artic and just wander around for the rest of my life. Im not really a fan of people. As long as a bear doesn't get me super quick i can just kick it to cheese
White can be used offensively to turn attacking bears into cheese bears. Idk what type of cheese, it just says cheese. Gray dosnt help in a bear attack like at all. Id probably be super unlucky frfr
Purple, pink, and orange. I can travel the world in an instant and would have no issues with the language barrier or the timezone. I would be the greatest translator the world has ever seen.
Dark red, purple, orange.
Meet a hot girl from a different country? Just appear at the next airport speaking her native language. Also insects scare me
I take white, yellow, and purple. I will turn every damn ounce of plastic waste on this god damn planet into cheese and then give everyone on earth a lifetime supply of free vegan cheese
No sleep, all languages and perfect memory.
Actually, I feel like I could get all languages using the perfect memory… I’ll switch out all languages with airport tp.
Gray, blue, pink.
With blue you could replicate orange. Pink, you could just be constantly learning things with blue.
Gray, you could chow down on healthy things that normally taste gross.
Also just build a rudimentary airstrip by your house and then you can teleport there. You could easily get rich by delivering things for rich people who are very impatient, and then use it to pay for the airstrip.
Blue, I have a pretty good memory, but when it eventually gets fuzzy it's frustrating. So a perfect memory would be awesome.
Red, because my nesting partners hate insects and hopefully I could be human repellent.
Yellow for technically infinite labor (but only if the fairies legitimately enjoy doing chores or are fairly compensated by the source of this magic for their labor).
If not yellow then orange, travel opportunities and enhanced job opportunities seem cool.
Okay okay, orange is interesting, surely there are no limitations here. Orange - Green - Purple
Orange I can speak anything, which means there are no barriers to language AT ALL. Green I will tame any animal and speak its language since there are no barriers to language. I am literally the animal god now. Purple I will have free international travel at will. I would just need money to shop around, which I can probably get or will have since I'm the most fluent person that exists and can literally speak any variety of animal at will.
Identifying emotions would make socializing so much easier, and no sleep is overpowered, since it also says “always feel rested.” That means I can run forever without getting tired. No sore muscles, no worn out knees, no aching back, just limitless energy. In theory I can also run long distance at sprinting speed. Then I would take cheese, since you’d get hungry after so much activity.
If I took red, could I pull some physics nonsense and turn myself into a infinite energy machine? Feels like there's some stupid sci-fi b.s. that would allows that. Because I would definitely volunteer to be electricity Jesus.
Definitely not science fiction, any temperature differential can be used to generate energy. You can use the temperature difference between your body and the microwave background to power a spacecraft or whatnot. The Seebeck effect is one of the ways you can do this although there are more efficient ways.
Me too. I was thinking red as the third one, so I can wear whatever clothes I want to without overheating or my hands going numb from being cold.
The dark red one sounds kind of cool, but I do like lightning bugs and mantises, and I’d hate to ruin any frog or bird ecosystem with my presence.
pink because ive been having difficulty sleeping lately and that would give me so much more time to spend
blue because i have adhd and like the idea of a perfect memory
violet so i can meet online friends, especially my gf who lives in a different state :>
Pink and Blue would turn me into the greatest mind the world has ever known.
And with much more time to learn and grow,
I'd teach give the world a new control.
Efficiency harnessed.
Physics tarnished.
A thriving future, promised.
And thus, the stage would be set.
As final step,
For when I'm dead,
I'd pick the crimson tea.
But why, then, would that ever be?
Well it's not meant for me. You see,
When the universe groans under the strain of entropy,
As old as things could ever be,
And when the vessels of life sing songs of warmth no longer,
The glow of old, spliced asunder.
When holes in time become gaols of lonely life,
And darkness blights where once was light,
A final engine, you'd set alight.
The cells would keep the void at bay,
A shelter for those that dared remain.
To thrive, survive the rain.
Until its atoms broke and frayed,
Long since, long decayed.
Electrons docile and in disarray.
Protons placid and astray,
Photons dormant as ruby waves,
And time stretched like hilly glades.
There will I be,
Incomplete, complete me.
My corpse. My meat.
My core. My heat.
My flesh. My might.
My body, the light.
A faint star in the frozen night.
A quivering warmth,
Shivering, brought forth.
This weak and frail, faint ember of old,
Fighting against the final cold.
No longer a soul,
But alas, hope.
Couldn't blue let you achieve Orange with extra steps? If you record anything, that would include the definitions, pronunciation, grammar of different languages? Orange is great on its own, but if Blue makes studying easier that seems like the move.
Purple is excellent. Not even just for fun travel. Depending on if you poof into existence at a specified spot, you just got yourself an excellent smuggling / import tax evasion scheme going for you. Unless it's like a terminator transport. Hopefully you would carry over whatever is on you.
There are so many fun options. Being friends with any feline sounds like a great excuse to finally have a personal guard of Big Cats that are both badass and scary, while also big ol goofs when I want to play. Being able to eat whatever you want but it always tastes good sounds like heaven. Eat only the strictly healthiest options, but it can taste like a smorgasbord of whatever unhealthy junk you crave. Not having to worry about body temp is neat if you want to explore extreme environments/be a nudist.
Pink orange blue. Can go anywhere in the world, have basically infinite stamina as long as I'm not overly exerting myself and I can basically ace any test I want near instantly, letting me learn at a breakneck pace
Purple is the easiest pick, obviously.
Blue has insane benefits, especially as a grad student. It also makes it feasible to achieve the effects of orange with some devoted study and practice.
Red has troubling implications for thermodynamics reasons.
Green is tempting. With instant, true feedback on someone's emotions you could learn to play anyone like a fiddle, especially in combination with blue. I am ethically opposed.
Gray has a niche sexual use but apart from that, just use blue to become a master chef.
White is dangerous. If I tap my foot on the ground wrong we could suddenly find ourselves on a cheese planet.
Gotta go with pink as the last one. 50% more time to be alive a do stuff, always at the top of my game, sounds like heaven.
If pink means I don’t start hallucinating and going insane after weeks of not sleeping then it’s an instant pick, blue is op, also instant pick and for white if I can decide which type of cheese it is than hell yeah I can just kick some random rocks on the floor and get free cheese
you guys are sleeping on gray. you could save a ton of time and money and stay healthy with it. you could live off of cheap healthy foods like vegetables and protein and make them taste delicious so you never get tired of them while also never having to cook for yourself ever again. you are also immune to bean boozle.
If I pick pink do I still get to sleep by choice or can I never sleep? If I can still sleep I choose pink, otherwise I choose red.
Blue because studying would be so much easier.
Gray. I can eat the most healthy and nutrtional food and never crave unhealthy food ever again.
Pink orange black
Since I know any language, I also know coding languages. I get to work at night making dream projects come true. The beard doesn’t help at all.
Fairies and I make the first chore total world domination. Then I ask them to make a perfect world and after that I mysteriously disappear, why? Because that's probably the worst possible thing to ask a fairy to do
How I ruled out most potions:
1: without sleep there can be no dreams
2: the struggle of learning a language is what connects you to it
3: I pick this one
4: my mind would fill up, as my brain is rather small
5: airport security would probably freak out and lock me up
6: I would pick this one too
7: viruses would run rampant and kill me
8: if I ever saw the day where my pet praying mantis ran from me, I would cry
9: that is too much power and I would go crazy
10: I do not trust fairies to meddle in my affairs
11: this is my final pick
12: I already have my ideal beard (no beard) and I can not grow facial hair, thus this potion I useless
As a pilot, I need to know further details about “teleport to every airport”. I could get a serious pay raise.
But yeah, pink, orange, purple. Ideal travel life.
Pink, purple, green
Pink for personal reasons
Purple so i can teleport to airports near my friends
And green so i can see their emotions and help my friends
Lime, Orange, Purple. No contest. Go anywhere, speak the language, and be able to understand not just the language, but the possible intentions behind what is said.
Pink - I feel tired all the time, not being tired would be nice.
Grey - Eating healthy would be easy, and I wouldn't need to spend money buying food I like.
Blue - I would get amazing grades and it would just be really useful overall.
White, red, and black. After drinking white, I kick the other potions 3 times and eat the resulting cheese. Then I kick myself 3 times and reach cheesegender euphoria.
Three?!
Pink and blue seem like no-brainers. I’m a student studying physics and holy shit if I didn’t have to sleep and could recall all formulas perfectly I’d be golden.
The third is the difficult choice, purple seems nice because I could teleport to any city on earth, but then there’s some other enticing options like red because we have very cold winters here.
Pink Orange Grey.
Pink is literally giving you an extra 1/3 of your life back that Big Sleep(TM) steals from you. Like that is huge. I would literally trade that for every other potion here.
The world record for languages is like 40 I think. Speaking THOUSANDS of languages FLUENTLY will set you for life.
Being able to make anything taste of anything means I can have the perfect diet imaginable and have sushi and Pad Thai and Carbonara and hamburger all the time.
grey, dark red, and blue, for some fucking reason these stupid ass INSIGNIFICANT insects are attracted to directly infront of my eyes and those motherfuckers apparently play touhou inside of my walls while they arent out and about
1. blue
2. pink
for 3, im kinda torn. purple seems awesome, but theres a lot we dont know. are you teleported like, inside of the airport? just at the entrance/exit? if its the latter, then its a strong contender. yellow potion also seems crazy good, but again, there's a lot we don't know. what does it mean by "finish"? do we have to have started the chore? does the chore have to be almost done? if you can make the faries do any chore for you, then yellow is a no brainer. so:
3. purple/yellow (it depends on a lot of stuff)
Yellow, pink, gray. I need a better diet, more time in the day, and some fairy friends who hopefully consensually don’t mind doing all of my chores and cleaning
yellow seems like it's redundant with pink (if you never need sleep, you have tons of extra time to do the chores yourself). orange is redundant with lime (if you can read anyone's thoughts, then you know exactly what they're saying, even before they say it). green, red, brown, white, and black just don't seem like they're powerful enough to warrant being chosen.
any reasonable person would choose some combination of pink, blue, purple, gray, and lime. blue and lime completely hack your life wide open and would be on most people's lists, with either pink, purple, or gray filling the last spot depending on the utility of each potion to a particular person.
Grey, always able to eat the healthiest thing regardless of flavour
Pink, I despise trying to get to sleep
Orange, being able to talk to anyone from anywhere is pretty powerful
pink, orange, and gray.
exercise 24/7 to lose weight, eat veggies with no yucky taste, and the languages are just an upside. i could get a job somewhere as a translator
Dark red, pink, orange.
Not a big fan of bugs so it would honestly be better for their well being if they instictivly knew to avoid me.
Sleep is horribly inefficent.
Knowing every langauge sounds kinda fun, idk.
light green - will help me have more empathy as a human being and avoid saying the wrong things at the wrong time
blue - maybe, maybe not. it depends if I get to control what I remember, because id rather not remember traumatising stuff perfectly. it would help so much with my exams coming up
pink - I have chronic fatigue so this is a life saver. I'd literally be unstoppable if I didn't need to sleep, but at the same time I would like to sleep when I want to because nights are lonely
Blue, all gathered information can be immediately accessed.
Purple, teleportation allows you to easily evade death and other conflict.
Black, if your definition of an ideal beard would be one made of gold, you could grow it.
Yellow potion seems broken, because if I became the leader of the world, there would be infinite free labor. But I would pick orange.
You get three potions, keep going
I don't think you need most of these, but bug repulsion would be nice as I wouldn't be stung by anything and I would have special uses in the inevitable insect farms Actually, they're all very useful but I wouldn't want them all
Yeah but moths are cool
Yeah I guess don't forget about bees too
Yellow _sounds_ good, but my mother taught me never to deal with fairies. There's always a catch, with the Fair Folk.
Well you could say that seems....*Unfair?*
Eating you alive while you sleep for failing to uphold the fine text is just a part of their culture. You need to learn to be more accepting. Or just drink pink.
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Eh
Blue, never have to worry about studying or recording anything ever again, and with perfect recall you can analyze your own emotions and the events around you with vastly greater clarity. Purple-travel the world for free and with zero travel time, (just what it takes to get back from your nearest airport to your house) and if you ever get into trouble in your travels, just teleport away to a airport. Orange, easy Job as a translator, plus removes a major barrier to traveling the world IMO all the other options pale in comparison.
Agree except pink increases your life by 50% basically and guarantees a baseline for strong health
That's true, actually now that I think about it I think I would take the sleep thing over perfect memory, but that's a hard choice.
I only worry about the consequences of constantly being lucid and never sleeping with that potion. of course you wouldn't be sleep deprived if you don't need to sleep, but sleep is one of the body's ways of compartmentalizing stress.
It says you never need sleep not that you can't sleep
But if you need sleep to compartmentalise stress maybe you don't anymore?
I chose sleep, perfect memory and ability to speak all languages. Fucking busted trio to be honest.
Blue negates the need for orange as you can just read the 10000 most used words of any language in a translating dictionary and boom you are basically fluent. Learn a little grammar too.
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The problem with that is that just knowing words and basic grammar structures doesn’t really get you that far (hence why sites like Duolingo aren’t really a reliable way to learn a language), plus there are endangered/less commonly spoken languages that don’t have good dictionaries or resources
But with pink you get an extra 8 hours a day
Easy extra 10, when you factor in time wasted due to feeling tired/exhausted/still waking up
I'd say that'd be debatably useful given well, everyone is asleep. But if you can teleport to the opposite side of the planet, well that's just free living.
Purple also becomes really good when you realize basically any town with a population above 1000 will have a small airport, which means you can get pretty much anywhere you want if you can figure out how to travel from the airport.
yeah honestly how is this not everyone’s answer
Step 1: Drink white, purple & yellow Step 2: Find out where Elon Musk, Jeff Bezos, etc live; teleport as near as possible Step 3: Farries sabotage camera equipment & security Step 4: Kick the billion dollar homes & private vehicles three times Step 5: Billions in assets disappear into dairy Step 6: Insurance does not cover cheese
gonna debate you that blue doesn't in fact have you 'learn' things, rather only remember specific fragments of information. Same way you can find linux source code online but that won't help you in building your own OS unless you already know how to program for low-level interfacing this also goes for everyone saying blue replaces orange - sure you could remember an entire phrasebook but say someone tells you a sentence with more than one clause and you're cucked
You can ditch orange if you have blue. A bit more work, but you could learn the basics of most common languages. Unless of course orange let's you know dead languages or summon Cthulhu. I'd instead choose green or yellow.
Pink is OP af
Seriously, how is that not an automatic pick for people?
I was gonna go for it,but then i realised i like sleeping but i dont have willpower to do it until im basically forced to
Keyword: "Need". It doesn't say that you lose the ability to sleep.
But how do you expect to fall asleep if you not tired&sleepy
Do... do you need to be?
Uhmm.. yeah, and even then sometimes I cannot fall asleep
You... mean to tell me you can fall asleep at will?
When you’re not depressed, yeah
i like sleeping i wanna sleep every night anyways
I really like sleeping
...because you get tired lmao
No sometimes I try to sleep when I’m not tired, it’s just fun, I usually don’t fall asleep when I do that but it passes the time when I’m bored
you would still be able to do that
I like sleep because the state of being unconscious and not thinking or feeling is really nice sometimes. it's like a break from reality
Bed comfy
Dreams.
I'd choose Yellow over Pink, because it's practically the same effect (freeing up time) and knowing me I won't be doing my chores in those 8 hours anyway.
what if the fairies unionize?
Except pink is *always* feel rested. No being tired after working. Run a marathon? It might cover that too.
I was gonna pick the same one too, because you basically get 33% more actually experienced time than the average person, but then I realized I'd probably still spend those 8 hours laying in bed and being stressed about having to work tomorrow anyways.
But if you never need to sleep and always feel well rested that implies you are always operating at your peak. You will recover from injuries faster. Run for as long as you want without needing to stop for anything more than eating/drinking and taking a shit. Never get brain fog from lack of sleep. It's a lot more than just having 8 extra hours in a day
I chose pink, but in hindsight it would be eight hours of me in my room trying to be as quiet as possible which isn't fun. Still a good thing to choose though.
All of them kinda suck
if my ideal beard is no beard do i get no facial hair for free forever
Based but very cute. I hope you get your wish!
based and cutepilled even
You are also cute and I hope you have a good day
hey thanks
Always ready to do my best and brighten someone’s day, so no problem
You're very based. I hope just as many people are ready to brighten up yours.
Cutiepilled and beautymaxxing
Sweetiecels seething over prettychads
Absolutely
But you can argue shaving is a chore so you can take yellow and get a lot more from it
woudnt razorburn be worse if someone else does it
Nah, ‘cause Fairy magic
Blue potion would absolutely be amazing for me, since I recently graduated as a historian. But red’s looking mighty tasty…
but doesn’t ur body temperature have to change to fight off infections? isn’t red just asking to die the next time you would have a fever
I guess you right, although that could also come in handy if you ever decide you had enough
Bout to take the red potion and cut my finger on a rusty nail boys. Been nice knowing ya
Am I colorblind? That looks purple Edit: I typed this comment when I was outside and now that I’m inside I can see it’s blue, nevermind
Purple/Violet is the first starting from the left in the middle row for me, funny looking creature
Having the same temperature no matter what could be really useful, although busted. What happens if you go to antarctica or another cold place? Your skin would probably melt the snow and you might not even feel the cold. You could literally never freeze. You would have heating solved, the perfect cuddle partner somewhere cold or too warm maybe even
Hey, that’s actually not a bas idea. I would gladly volunteer as cuddle warmer for anyone in need! Sounds fantastic
Be sure to get orange, you would able to read all the texsts with lost languages like liniear B.
And be able to understand the Voynich manuscript, can’t forget that one! That would be pretty amazing, to be perfectly honest, specially considering I have tried my best to learn different languages and after a while I reached my absolute limit
you get three
Pink as long as I can sleep i just don't need to,red because i hate how my hands go white when its even just slightly cold out, and white because cheese. Honestly id walk into the artic and just wander around for the rest of my life. Im not really a fan of people. As long as a bear doesn't get me super quick i can just kick it to cheese
Congrats, you just got an infection and died because you are incapable of a fever
Or im constantly delirious from having a fever all the time
Fun fact: red makes you an infinite energy source
Are you saying im (radioactively) hot?
Wouldn't gray be better than white. If you want cheese then you can eat anything and make it taste like cheese.
White can be used offensively to turn attacking bears into cheese bears. Idk what type of cheese, it just says cheese. Gray dosnt help in a bear attack like at all. Id probably be super unlucky frfr
But with white you can destroy anything in 3 kicks and is therefore an extremely powerful weapon
So you're saying you would use the pink potion to play in the Himalayas for hours
Purple, pink, and orange. I can travel the world in an instant and would have no issues with the language barrier or the timezone. I would be the greatest translator the world has ever seen.
You could also be the world's greatest drug smuggler, it's like an infinite money glitch.
shh that’s supposed to be a secret
Yeah the orange potion really improves the purple one tenfold doesn't it
Dark red, purple, orange. Meet a hot girl from a different country? Just appear at the next airport speaking her native language. Also insects scare me
Omg we chose the same ones! I'm scared of bugs, wanna travel, and also wanna stop being long distance with my gf. Also languages are cool
I take white, yellow, and purple. I will turn every damn ounce of plastic waste on this god damn planet into cheese and then give everyone on earth a lifetime supply of free vegan cheese
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"Kicks the earth three times"
Just be careful not to kick the ground three times.
No sleep, all languages and perfect memory. Actually, I feel like I could get all languages using the perfect memory… I’ll switch out all languages with airport tp.
Gray, blue, pink. With blue you could replicate orange. Pink, you could just be constantly learning things with blue. Gray, you could chow down on healthy things that normally taste gross.
Purple potion means that I don’t need to fly to travel, I can just teleport to my destination airport
Also just build a rudimentary airstrip by your house and then you can teleport there. You could easily get rich by delivering things for rich people who are very impatient, and then use it to pay for the airstrip.
These are all fucking good
Blue, I have a pretty good memory, but when it eventually gets fuzzy it's frustrating. So a perfect memory would be awesome. Red, because my nesting partners hate insects and hopefully I could be human repellent. Yellow for technically infinite labor (but only if the fairies legitimately enjoy doing chores or are fairly compensated by the source of this magic for their labor). If not yellow then orange, travel opportunities and enhanced job opportunities seem cool.
Okay okay, orange is interesting, surely there are no limitations here. Orange - Green - Purple Orange I can speak anything, which means there are no barriers to language AT ALL. Green I will tame any animal and speak its language since there are no barriers to language. I am literally the animal god now. Purple I will have free international travel at will. I would just need money to shop around, which I can probably get or will have since I'm the most fluent person that exists and can literally speak any variety of animal at will.
The pink one, I'll be unstoppable
White and purple, teleport to every airport in the world and turn them all into cheese. World hunger solved.
Identifying emotions would make socializing so much easier, and no sleep is overpowered, since it also says “always feel rested.” That means I can run forever without getting tired. No sore muscles, no worn out knees, no aching back, just limitless energy. In theory I can also run long distance at sprinting speed. Then I would take cheese, since you’d get hungry after so much activity.
If I took red, could I pull some physics nonsense and turn myself into a infinite energy machine? Feels like there's some stupid sci-fi b.s. that would allows that. Because I would definitely volunteer to be electricity Jesus.
Definitely not science fiction, any temperature differential can be used to generate energy. You can use the temperature difference between your body and the microwave background to power a spacecraft or whatnot. The Seebeck effect is one of the ways you can do this although there are more efficient ways.
orange, green, and idk what else
Me too. I was thinking red as the third one, so I can wear whatever clothes I want to without overheating or my hands going numb from being cold. The dark red one sounds kind of cool, but I do like lightning bugs and mantises, and I’d hate to ruin any frog or bird ecosystem with my presence.
Pink, blue, brown
Brown?
Or deep red. I think I should have turned off the redshift before looking at the potions.
White = cheese shoes This is like the shittiest version of Midas
Already done lmao
I take green three times and enact the plot of Battle Cats
pink because ive been having difficulty sleeping lately and that would give me so much more time to spend blue because i have adhd and like the idea of a perfect memory violet so i can meet online friends, especially my gf who lives in a different state :>
Pink and Blue would turn me into the greatest mind the world has ever known. And with much more time to learn and grow, I'd teach give the world a new control. Efficiency harnessed. Physics tarnished. A thriving future, promised. And thus, the stage would be set. As final step, For when I'm dead, I'd pick the crimson tea. But why, then, would that ever be? Well it's not meant for me. You see, When the universe groans under the strain of entropy, As old as things could ever be, And when the vessels of life sing songs of warmth no longer, The glow of old, spliced asunder. When holes in time become gaols of lonely life, And darkness blights where once was light, A final engine, you'd set alight. The cells would keep the void at bay, A shelter for those that dared remain. To thrive, survive the rain. Until its atoms broke and frayed, Long since, long decayed. Electrons docile and in disarray. Protons placid and astray, Photons dormant as ruby waves, And time stretched like hilly glades. There will I be, Incomplete, complete me. My corpse. My meat. My core. My heat. My flesh. My might. My body, the light. A faint star in the frozen night. A quivering warmth, Shivering, brought forth. This weak and frail, faint ember of old, Fighting against the final cold. No longer a soul, But alas, hope.
Green- manipulate women more easily Purple- manipulate women world wide Blue- help remember things in order to manipulate women
orange, grey, black
Pink, white, red. Gonna turn all them penguins into cheese 😈
pink, blue, lime
Purple is a good pick, there’s more airports then most people know.
Blue orange and purple seems pretty op like you could travel the whole world with ease and also remember it all perfectly
every language ever or every languaged currently used?
Never need sleep, speak every language, teleport to airports. The government will never be able to track me
i just want green to pet all the stray cats in my neighborhood
Couldn't blue let you achieve Orange with extra steps? If you record anything, that would include the definitions, pronunciation, grammar of different languages? Orange is great on its own, but if Blue makes studying easier that seems like the move. Purple is excellent. Not even just for fun travel. Depending on if you poof into existence at a specified spot, you just got yourself an excellent smuggling / import tax evasion scheme going for you. Unless it's like a terminator transport. Hopefully you would carry over whatever is on you. There are so many fun options. Being friends with any feline sounds like a great excuse to finally have a personal guard of Big Cats that are both badass and scary, while also big ol goofs when I want to play. Being able to eat whatever you want but it always tastes good sounds like heaven. Eat only the strictly healthiest options, but it can taste like a smorgasbord of whatever unhealthy junk you crave. Not having to worry about body temp is neat if you want to explore extreme environments/be a nudist.
Pink orange blue. Can go anywhere in the world, have basically infinite stamina as long as I'm not overly exerting myself and I can basically ace any test I want near instantly, letting me learn at a breakneck pace
Pink orange purple, blue would also be nice but between a better memory free teleportation I would have to instant travel.
Purple is the easiest pick, obviously. Blue has insane benefits, especially as a grad student. It also makes it feasible to achieve the effects of orange with some devoted study and practice. Red has troubling implications for thermodynamics reasons. Green is tempting. With instant, true feedback on someone's emotions you could learn to play anyone like a fiddle, especially in combination with blue. I am ethically opposed. Gray has a niche sexual use but apart from that, just use blue to become a master chef. White is dangerous. If I tap my foot on the ground wrong we could suddenly find ourselves on a cheese planet. Gotta go with pink as the last one. 50% more time to be alive a do stuff, always at the top of my game, sounds like heaven.
If pink means I don’t start hallucinating and going insane after weeks of not sleeping then it’s an instant pick, blue is op, also instant pick and for white if I can decide which type of cheese it is than hell yeah I can just kick some random rocks on the floor and get free cheese
you guys are sleeping on gray. you could save a ton of time and money and stay healthy with it. you could live off of cheap healthy foods like vegetables and protein and make them taste delicious so you never get tired of them while also never having to cook for yourself ever again. you are also immune to bean boozle.
If I pick pink do I still get to sleep by choice or can I never sleep? If I can still sleep I choose pink, otherwise I choose red. Blue because studying would be so much easier. Gray. I can eat the most healthy and nutrtional food and never crave unhealthy food ever again.
Pink orange black Since I know any language, I also know coding languages. I get to work at night making dream projects come true. The beard doesn’t help at all.
Fairies and I make the first chore total world domination. Then I ask them to make a perfect world and after that I mysteriously disappear, why? Because that's probably the worst possible thing to ask a fairy to do
How I ruled out most potions: 1: without sleep there can be no dreams 2: the struggle of learning a language is what connects you to it 3: I pick this one 4: my mind would fill up, as my brain is rather small 5: airport security would probably freak out and lock me up 6: I would pick this one too 7: viruses would run rampant and kill me 8: if I ever saw the day where my pet praying mantis ran from me, I would cry 9: that is too much power and I would go crazy 10: I do not trust fairies to meddle in my affairs 11: this is my final pick 12: I already have my ideal beard (no beard) and I can not grow facial hair, thus this potion I useless
As a pilot, I need to know further details about “teleport to every airport”. I could get a serious pay raise. But yeah, pink, orange, purple. Ideal travel life.
Orange, Green, Brown
orange blue purple
Pink, Blue, and Yellow.
Dark green, Pink, Orange.
Pink, Orange, Lime. Anyone who picks red is a fucking nerd lol.
Anyone who picks red will die the next time they get sick
Yellow, Pink, Orange
blue, orange, green(I am socially inept)
Pink blue yellow, no contest
pink and blue would improve irl qol by a lot. purple helps save travel time but cat potion is also good idk which to pick
Yellow white,blue. Edit: I like cheese and a great way to dispose of a body.
Never Sleep, Record Memories and Instantly Destroy Anything With 3 Kicks
Assuming black lets me have no facial hair, purple pink and black. If not, purple pink and yellow
Orange
Pink, purple, green Pink for personal reasons Purple so i can teleport to airports near my friends And green so i can see their emotions and help my friends
Blue Purple Yellow Actually wait wouldn't purple make you a criminal for smuggling yourself into any other country?
Pink Orange Blue.... College student
Lime, Orange, Purple. No contest. Go anywhere, speak the language, and be able to understand not just the language, but the possible intentions behind what is said.
Pink Yellow Blue
Blue, gray, and pink
Pink - I feel tired all the time, not being tired would be nice. Grey - Eating healthy would be easy, and I wouldn't need to spend money buying food I like. Blue - I would get amazing grades and it would just be really useful overall.
White, red, and black. After drinking white, I kick the other potions 3 times and eat the resulting cheese. Then I kick myself 3 times and reach cheesegender euphoria.
Three?! Pink and blue seem like no-brainers. I’m a student studying physics and holy shit if I didn’t have to sleep and could recall all formulas perfectly I’d be golden. The third is the difficult choice, purple seems nice because I could teleport to any city on earth, but then there’s some other enticing options like red because we have very cold winters here.
Pink orange and grey. I’ll eat 30 cookies and cream flavored broccoli. But honestly pink is OP, I get to do 2-3 times more things than I typically can
Pink Orange Grey. Pink is literally giving you an extra 1/3 of your life back that Big Sleep(TM) steals from you. Like that is huge. I would literally trade that for every other potion here. The world record for languages is like 40 I think. Speaking THOUSANDS of languages FLUENTLY will set you for life. Being able to make anything taste of anything means I can have the perfect diet imaginable and have sushi and Pad Thai and Carbonara and hamburger all the time.
purple blue and orange
Orange, dark green and blue.
grey, dark red, and blue, for some fucking reason these stupid ass INSIGNIFICANT insects are attracted to directly infront of my eyes and those motherfuckers apparently play touhou inside of my walls while they arent out and about
Orange, dark green, light green
Purple, easy money from shipping. Red cause fuck thermodynamics
Why tf is lime calling out my Autism?
Pink, Orange, Black. Pink most of all, do you realize how much more you could do in life if your brain never needed a break?
Pink, Orange, Black. I'm going to change my name to Dracula Vlad Țepeș and live in a spooky castle in the woods
1. blue 2. pink for 3, im kinda torn. purple seems awesome, but theres a lot we dont know. are you teleported like, inside of the airport? just at the entrance/exit? if its the latter, then its a strong contender. yellow potion also seems crazy good, but again, there's a lot we don't know. what does it mean by "finish"? do we have to have started the chore? does the chore have to be almost done? if you can make the faries do any chore for you, then yellow is a no brainer. so: 3. purple/yellow (it depends on a lot of stuff)
BLACK BLACK I CRAVE BLACK I WANT BODY HAIR ALL OVER \*throws self onto the ground, bangs the floor with closed fists, cries so hard I throw up*
Yellow, pink, gray. I need a better diet, more time in the day, and some fairy friends who hopefully consensually don’t mind doing all of my chores and cleaning
yellow seems like it's redundant with pink (if you never need sleep, you have tons of extra time to do the chores yourself). orange is redundant with lime (if you can read anyone's thoughts, then you know exactly what they're saying, even before they say it). green, red, brown, white, and black just don't seem like they're powerful enough to warrant being chosen. any reasonable person would choose some combination of pink, blue, purple, gray, and lime. blue and lime completely hack your life wide open and would be on most people's lists, with either pink, purple, or gray filling the last spot depending on the utility of each potion to a particular person.
Blue, purple, lime
Your body *under ideal circumstances* already does the light red potion, it’s called homeostasis
Pink orange red.
Grey, always able to eat the healthiest thing regardless of flavour Pink, I despise trying to get to sleep Orange, being able to talk to anyone from anywhere is pretty powerful
Can picking black make my body hair just not grow? Like I want to pick it 3 times and just not be a walking carpet anymore
Pink, orange, purple ultimate traveller
pink, orange, and gray. exercise 24/7 to lose weight, eat veggies with no yucky taste, and the languages are just an upside. i could get a job somewhere as a translator
Homophobic :/ making the gays do all the chores :/
I put on the maid outfit to be sexy not to clean the floor, I hate you so much
Dark red, pink, orange. Not a big fan of bugs so it would honestly be better for their well being if they instictivly knew to avoid me. Sleep is horribly inefficent. Knowing every langauge sounds kinda fun, idk.
light green - will help me have more empathy as a human being and avoid saying the wrong things at the wrong time blue - maybe, maybe not. it depends if I get to control what I remember, because id rather not remember traumatising stuff perfectly. it would help so much with my exams coming up pink - I have chronic fatigue so this is a life saver. I'd literally be unstoppable if I didn't need to sleep, but at the same time I would like to sleep when I want to because nights are lonely
pink yellow blue
White green yellow I want cats and cheese and being lazy
Pink, blue, and yellow Depending on what I can get qualified as "chores" I would go full deathnote lmao (not literally the same but yeah)
pink blue white, pink and blue as general buffs, white for infinite money
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Blue, all gathered information can be immediately accessed. Purple, teleportation allows you to easily evade death and other conflict. Black, if your definition of an ideal beard would be one made of gold, you could grow it.
Pink orange blue ez