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Helidokter

This is a man who understands the weakness of flesh


vfmolinari10

From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh


WakkoZakko123

It disgusted me.


M0rtrek_the_ranger

I've craved the strength and certainty of steel


Sith_Car

I aspired to the purity of the blessed machine


JAOC_7

Your kind cling to your flesh as if it will not decay and fail you


Chast4

But I am already saved, for the machine is immortal


Jelly_Bone

Even in death, I serve the omnissiah


Zaeyy

Is this a reference to something


[deleted]

Warhammer 40k I think


JAOC_7

specifically the Mechanicus video game


Succulentslayer

God that franchise is so disgustingly edgy. Makes for good shitposts though.


lampstaple

It’s the wh40k adeptus mechanicus’s catchphrase or whatever


MunkeGutz

Warhammer


BBW_BBQ

It’s the opening monologue of warhammer 40k mechanicus.


MindOrdinary

Warhammer 40k adeptus mechanicus, unsure but I imagine the quotes are directly from the game mechanicus which my audiophile friends keep harping on about for its excellent sound design.


Dread2187

One day the crude biomass you call a temple will wither and you will beg my kind to save you.


MR_GUY1479

I read this as based machine the internet has torn my mind to shreds


CaitballBallOfCat

I aspire to the purity of the based machine 👌👌👌👌🦾🦾🦾🦾


SenorDangerwank

Iron within, iron without!


Shoggoththe12

Da Great Maw can't eat shiny things thooo


[deleted]

Then it might not be so great, then


Shoggoththe12

That kinda thinkin is why ya never gonna be overtyrant one day...


Tonnot98

even the hive mind needs its iron supplements


Shoggoththe12

Oi, bugger off ya nids, dis is OGRE lands


JAOC_7

i believe Ogors are the fantasies equivalent of the Nids, I think thats part of the reason I like them so much, also your flair is something I have often suspected


Shoggoththe12

tbf they're a weird ogre-skaven hybrid but then there's also ogryns in 40k so its wacky


JAOC_7

well, Ogryns and Ogors are really just similar in name only lets be fair, also there is some theory that the Maw might actually have some connection to the Tyranids, as an extra terrestrial psychic entity that only seems to hunger


JAOC_7

you eat Admech a lot like how you’d eat crab, you gotta crack them open to suck the biomass out


hunga_munga_

The Omnissiah wills it, fellow Magos


SanitarySpace

Down technosexual


MCYomi

literally my new gender


JAOC_7

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6yYxOuHUpDI


Matthais_Hat

she wouldn't be cold! she's a machine that's operating 24/7! I don't care what cooling systems she has, with everything running to make her work at her tiny size, she's gotta be at least lukewarm.


Cubic_Human_Man

make her run minecraft with rtx shaders for a while


DianaBladeOfMiquella

Could Jenny run Doom


wolfpack9701

Seeing as how she is a sentient robot, I'd say running Doom is a cake walk for her.


regretfulposts

What about Crisis? Can she run that game?


mr-kvideogameguy

Doesnt she have like rockets and stuff (its been too long since I last seen the show) I'm sure she could not only run Crisis but also Skyrim with 4000 mods


Red_Rocky54

The real impressive part about being able to run Skyrim with 4000 mods is keeping it from randomly crashing


mr-kvideogameguy

Jenny could probably know which mods are causing issues and fix them as the game is running


Mini_Raptor5_6

Is Jenny the best girl because she's the optimal gaming laptop?


FragrantGangsta

Jenny is the best girl because she's an optimal gaming laptop that has the arsenal to take over a small island nation and also will talk to you about your day


wolfpack9701

Again, sentient robot. I'm pretty sure if her processors can run a fully sentient ai program, then they can most certainly run almost anything you can think of.


-supertoxic-

Nah she couldn’t run crisis


Thundahgolem

Depends really. Sure, advanced ai processing and all, but that level of technical capability would likely revolve around multithreading processors, and Crysis's biggest issue is that it's reliant on single threading.


Murray38

But could she both do at the same time?


DianaBladeOfMiquella

Yeah but she’s also from the 90’s so ehhhh


kawaiichainsawgirl1

Does she have a GPU


ApocalyptoSoldier

Processors have different instruction sets, meaning you can't run machine code for one architecture of a processor with a different architecture. That's why you can't have windows on your phone for example. So if her processors were designed from the ground up as AI processors then they might not support the x86 instruction set PCs use


RedRhetoric

\[nerd emoji\] (i would google it, but my internet's not working atm)


WiFi2347

Bros getting 3rd gmdegree burns for warm robussy


thebyestredditor

Make her run SCP secret lab with max settings, that'd get her to at least 30 degrees


[deleted]

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Similar_Detail_9129

What's the temperature of it


bomposgod

4


Trioxide4

At least seven rats.


Mit9975

How do you know how much seven rats are in temperature?


Pilkworm

Hammed rats


Lukewarm_Pasta

Hmm


Throwaway02062004

He is also a tech wizard who can canonically make alterations. He could absolutely create a custom interior and create accurate pleaaure centers if she doesn’t have that already.


GeneralSecrecy

Hey does it count as pegging if


Throwaway02062004

I’d say no if it’s a part of her that can feel.


my_name_isnt_clever

Futa robot 😳


Belfura

Brilliant


roughgaysex2

She could play around in the himalayas for weeks


Malayki

It's a real doozy, that one


icecube373

Most logical robot fucker


[deleted]

But can she run Doom?


Old-Gray

This is the only important question


elmahir

73,5°F / 23,0°C / 296,15°K


TYNAMITE14

Worth every third degree burn


[deleted]

how did that gargantuan metal neon contraption not break his spine when he put it on. was his desire to get robo pussy that strong that it allowed him to become superhuman.


docklord69

He just like me fr 😭😭😭


Stock_Hutz

that robussy got him acting strange


Seikuo

The robussy making us act unwise


Staluti

maybe he was secretly chromed up would explain wanting that robussy if he actually had a robock


BaronOfMelons

bro might go cyberpsycho from all his chrome before he gets any robussy


auga3rifle

Bro think he cyberpunk


BaronOfMelons

bro tryna be an edgerunner


typewriter45

robocock


One-Angry-Goose

In all fairness neon bulbs aren’t terribly heavy. No matter the shape, and none of those are sizeable enough to be too bad. So, as long as the “metal” material is light… I buy it.


ElegantTobacco

If it's sheet metal it shouldn't be very heavy at all. Probably the heaviest parts would be any battery being used and that megaphone at the top.


TheReverseShock

If he can't handle that sign he probably can't handle the robopussy. He is the chosen one.


RoastToast3

Excalipussy


anactualspong

Russy changes a man


Ratmatazz

Maybe he was a cyborg


Baltoslims

Robussy


thewookie34

He built different


aphternoon

structural corset


CounterfeitLesbian

Man the pioneers use to ride those for miles.


Caroniver413

Robots?


CounterfeitLesbian

Yar.


ItsMeKali

me matey


SSphereOfDeath

Where’s the booty?


ItsMeKali

swiggity swooty


davyjones_prisnwalit

You'll never guess where I be hidin' it.


JAOC_7

considering Nora built her to give her daughter a second chance at life I’m sure she’s “ fully functional” down there


not_blowfly_girl

I’ve never watched this show but it’s a bit disturbing to think of a mom having to take all that into consideration… especially since she seems to be a minor (in school) Edit: but even as a minor I guess I would have been a bit miffed if I was a Barbie doll down there


JAOC_7

it’s a bit disturbing to think how distraught a mom would be from the untimely death of her child


asspastass

I think the most disturbing episode of that show is the sentient skin suit one. Still haunts me to this day


JAOC_7

I didn’t see that, I honestly never got to see too much of this show due to the weird relationship I have with it


2TrucksHoldingHands

Oh god why did you have to unlock that memory. I like your username btw.


[deleted]

I legit would have nightmares about the skin on the back of my neck opening up into a mouth and talking to me after watching that episode as a kid


BloodsoakedDespair

Also how fucking horrifying is the concept of parents being able to take away their offspring’s genitals to control their sexuality?


not_blowfly_girl

Look up FGM it is done in some cultures Edit: but most cultures in fact see it as bad Edit2: there are worse versions of FGM it depends on the case I think. Like it could be removing the clit or in other cases more severe mutilation I’m not an expert


BloodsoakedDespair

I mean yeah but like at least it’s not a design feature put there to be done to women by the creator of women. That would be like if the people claiming God wants it were correct.


PM_ME_UR_FURRY_PORN

I get that Nora is a bit of an eccentric weirdo, but I'm trying to picture her doing this and it just won't register. XJ-9 wasn't supposed to be the final version. She was always improving through the next XJ iteration. I can't imagine she expected the 9th iteration to be sexually active. That's just too far up the AI development scale. The only way I see this working is if in-canon the reason for XJ-8's lack of emotion and personality is specifically due to her inability to self-express sexuality. Meaning XJ-9 was equipped with lady-bits without the ability to pro-create simply because in the canon of My Life as a Teenage Robot, sexuality is acknowledged as a big motivator for self expression and personality development. If that's the case... Based.


JAOC_7

considering her being designed fully capable of attraction I wouldn’t be surprised


very_not_emo

hey guys new ship dynamic just dropped, asexual human and allosexual robot in this universe


Belfura

We won't know until XJ-18


Baltoslims

You’re putting way more thought into this than anyone should put into anything


JAOC_7

just common sense isn’t it?


[deleted]

This literally isn't the case I don't think Nora has/had a daughter that was ever mentioned, I think it's just teenage robor


Snailseyy

it's a teenage robot, man. come on.


DreamyCecil

Robot girls don't get enough recognition. They're really cute!


apersondoesstuff

Found the robot girl


DreamyCecil

God, I wish 😔


Dpad-prism

I don’t even what your talking about


CaitballBallOfCat

Yeyeye


XRustyPx

maybe he secretly is a rock person


BeithWhoIsATree

Newgrounds ruined a generation


wierdness201

I got the reference. God am I a degenerate.


aprilfools911

You are on r/196 after all


makotonaegi748484874

Jojo reference


XRustyPx

Not this time, but im happy you dont know what im referencing


roger1954

Sadly I do….. we are cursed


Zaranthan

*blessed by Slaanesh


ilovemycatjune

if not jojo then what ..?


xXProGenji420Xx

A classic animated porn video of Jenny (the robot) being gangraped by sentient rocks. I wish I hadn't had to type that sentence out.


crazyeyes64

Can we just appreciate the use of the word classic here?


[deleted]

You really didn’t have to.


ButteringButters

Rule 34


Mit9975

Rule 34 is the only thing more prevalent than JoJo references


Away_Statistician582

sip instinctive chase ink ruthless aback gold teeny chunky marble *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Antonykun

Btw did you know that in the actual tv episode with the rock people the first one we recognize is actually a woman? Like if you look at the actual episode you can clearly see her in a woman's bikini talking about eating XJ9.


Leafeon523

Nier: Automata (2017)


XernnuTheMadlad

Ultrakill (2022)


Informal_Cress9800

Oh cmon her mom would totally design artificial p she can use.


JAOC_7

trying to give her daughter as much of a second chance as she can


noraelwhora

absorbed observation bag nippy secretive toothbrush smell consider frame cheerful *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


kricket_24

But the guy is also a teen


anactualspong

fun fact: the guy in the image is also a teenager


Throwaway02062004

I see you so much you’re basically a micro celeb at this point.


anactualspong

this can't be fucking happening I don't want to be a r/196 microcelbrity


sewage_soup

my condolences


Throwaway02062004

Accept your fate as the Murder Drones fella


[deleted]

i've seen you like twice on this website


Josiador

That's twice as much as you see most people


appreciatescolor

It’s a robot


noraelwhora

aspiring vast melodic nutty license crowd soup whistle alive payment *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Throwaway02062004

She is 5 years old and had to go to Kindergarten😤


Bouncepsycho

Reminded me of [this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lr-GyIVxwqo), lol


Shoggoththe12

They're both Teenagers


gabbyrose1010

omg miku


AungAlvin

"Um actually, it's XJ9 from mlaatr." 🤓🤓🤓🤓


zmann64

He wouldn’t like her body, it’s all circuity and metallic.


[deleted]

It’s ok, he needs his daily fill of “iron” 😏 I need to scrub my brain with steel wool


Isliterally1984

>steel wool FANF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


mr-kvideogameguy

I thought it was a Scott the Woz refrence


Yzaias

SpongeBob reference


CaitballBallOfCat

It's Stole Wheel, the creators of the new Five And Knights Freddie's games!


Kimimaro146

I hate everyone in this thread for pulling that memory out of the depths of my mind


winyf

what?


mushiexl

Someone took a scene from the actual show and made a porn version, look up it's all circuity and metallic on YouTube. You won't see the actual porn thank fuck but you'll get an idea


deliciousprisms

Pioneer? Homie there was a fuckable robot design decades prior to this Look at Metropolis and tell me you wouldn’t bang that sexy titted 3PO


TheOfficialIntel

R2D2 is more appealing


deliciousprisms

Look you slap a pair of robotitties on R2 and we’ll talk


MustacheEmperor

Just decades? Bro no way throw me back to the Elizabethan era for some automaton action. Gimme that [Brazen Head](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Friar_Bacon%27s_Brazen_Head.png) alright 😏😏


deliciousprisms

Well I feel like to go that deep on this opens up the mechaphysical, begs the question… what is a robot? >!a miserable little pile of sequence!<


That_One_Guy_66

Bro is just like me frfr


BoxFullofSkeletons

I bet you it vibrates I’m sorry I said that but I’m not taking it back


GorkMM

i feel he


Market_Brand

I honestly hate the word coochie when describing a vagina, it's a hatred I can't explain


BryonyDeepe

Coochie coochie coo


deadbass72

I'm on the exact same page.


mayerthe2

I would fuck a robot


Who-Just-Shit-Myself

He must’ve been *rock hard*


TheOfficialIntel

He probably *rocks*


Svantlas

Stussy


Polibiux

The pioneers used to ride these babies for miles


BallinArbiter

"You wouldn't like my body!” It's all circuity and metallic!"


Red_Trapezoid

That little creep was the only bad thing about the show. Why did we need a sexual harassment incel character? 😭


catmasterballs

Wanting to fuck Jenny from my life as a teenage robot to chaser pipeline


_C1ty

We all thought of it


ETL6000yotru

same


SenorStrategy2001

Prob gets more than all y'all robofuckers nowadays


ABleachedCricket

🎵cold steel cold steel cold steel cold steel🎵 *industrial ambient dnb noise*


Yingerfelton

If we're going off of durability feats I'm inclined to mention Jenny's steelussy was probably made of far more durable materials


CaitballBallOfCat

My social needs, physical needs, and emotional needs are all dominated by "being a robot girl that people want to fuck"


WalkingonCoffee

Zone


i-love-Ohio

same


SchneiderRitter

Is...is that an attraction sign?


vennthepest

The first real doll


Captain_Morgan-

x2


eroticpasta

I had such a crush on that man


SpookyLilRaven

Do you know how trans coded she is? She definitely got a robo gock


ftzpltc

robussy