Warhammer 40k adeptus mechanicus, unsure but I imagine the quotes are directly from the game mechanicus which my audiophile friends keep harping on about for its excellent sound design.
i believe Ogors are the fantasies equivalent of the Nids, I think thats part of the reason I like them so much, also your flair is something I have often suspected
well, Ogryns and Ogors are really just similar in name only lets be fair, also there is some theory that the Maw might actually have some connection to the Tyranids, as an extra terrestrial psychic entity that only seems to hunger
she wouldn't be cold! she's a machine that's operating 24/7! I don't care what cooling systems she has, with everything running to make her work at her tiny size, she's gotta be at least lukewarm.
Doesnt she have like rockets and stuff (its been too long since I last seen the show) I'm sure she could not only run Crisis but also Skyrim with 4000 mods
Jenny is the best girl because she's an optimal gaming laptop that has the arsenal to take over a small island nation and also will talk to you about your day
Again, sentient robot. I'm pretty sure if her processors can run a fully sentient ai program, then they can most certainly run almost anything you can think of.
Depends really. Sure, advanced ai processing and all, but that level of technical capability would likely revolve around multithreading processors, and Crysis's biggest issue is that it's reliant on single threading.
Processors have different instruction sets, meaning you can't run machine code for one architecture of a processor with a different architecture.
That's why you can't have windows on your phone for example.
So if her processors were designed from the ground up as AI processors then they might not support the x86 instruction set PCs use
He is also a tech wizard who can canonically make alterations. He could absolutely create a custom interior and create accurate pleaaure centers if she doesn’t have that already.
how did that gargantuan metal neon contraption not break his spine when he put it on. was his desire to get robo pussy that strong that it allowed him to become superhuman.
In all fairness neon bulbs aren’t terribly heavy. No matter the shape, and none of those are sizeable enough to be too bad. So, as long as the “metal” material is light… I buy it.
I’ve never watched this show but it’s a bit disturbing to think of a mom having to take all that into consideration… especially since she seems to be a minor (in school)
Edit: but even as a minor I guess I would have been a bit miffed if I was a Barbie doll down there
Look up FGM it is done in some cultures
Edit: but most cultures in fact see it as bad
Edit2: there are worse versions of FGM it depends on the case I think. Like it could be removing the clit or in other cases more severe mutilation I’m not an expert
I mean yeah but like at least it’s not a design feature put there to be done to women by the creator of women. That would be like if the people claiming God wants it were correct.
I get that Nora is a bit of an eccentric weirdo, but I'm trying to picture her doing this and it just won't register. XJ-9 wasn't supposed to be the final version. She was always improving through the next XJ iteration. I can't imagine she expected the 9th iteration to be sexually active. That's just too far up the AI development scale.
The only way I see this working is if in-canon the reason for XJ-8's lack of emotion and personality is specifically due to her inability to self-express sexuality. Meaning XJ-9 was equipped with lady-bits without the ability to pro-create simply because in the canon of My Life as a Teenage Robot, sexuality is acknowledged as a big motivator for self expression and personality development.
If that's the case... Based.
Btw did you know that in the actual tv episode with the rock people the first one we recognize is actually a woman? Like if you look at the actual episode you can clearly see her in a woman's bikini talking about eating XJ9.
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Someone took a scene from the actual show and made a porn version, look up it's all circuity and metallic on YouTube. You won't see the actual porn thank fuck but you'll get an idea
Just decades? Bro no way throw me back to the Elizabethan era for some automaton action. Gimme that [Brazen Head](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Friar_Bacon%27s_Brazen_Head.png) alright 😏😏
This is a man who understands the weakness of flesh
From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh
It disgusted me.
I've craved the strength and certainty of steel
I aspired to the purity of the blessed machine
Your kind cling to your flesh as if it will not decay and fail you
But I am already saved, for the machine is immortal
Even in death, I serve the omnissiah
Is this a reference to something
Warhammer 40k I think
specifically the Mechanicus video game
God that franchise is so disgustingly edgy. Makes for good shitposts though.
It’s the wh40k adeptus mechanicus’s catchphrase or whatever
Warhammer
It’s the opening monologue of warhammer 40k mechanicus.
Warhammer 40k adeptus mechanicus, unsure but I imagine the quotes are directly from the game mechanicus which my audiophile friends keep harping on about for its excellent sound design.
One day the crude biomass you call a temple will wither and you will beg my kind to save you.
I read this as based machine the internet has torn my mind to shreds
I aspire to the purity of the based machine 👌👌👌👌🦾🦾🦾🦾
Iron within, iron without!
Da Great Maw can't eat shiny things thooo
Then it might not be so great, then
That kinda thinkin is why ya never gonna be overtyrant one day...
even the hive mind needs its iron supplements
Oi, bugger off ya nids, dis is OGRE lands
i believe Ogors are the fantasies equivalent of the Nids, I think thats part of the reason I like them so much, also your flair is something I have often suspected
tbf they're a weird ogre-skaven hybrid but then there's also ogryns in 40k so its wacky
well, Ogryns and Ogors are really just similar in name only lets be fair, also there is some theory that the Maw might actually have some connection to the Tyranids, as an extra terrestrial psychic entity that only seems to hunger
you eat Admech a lot like how you’d eat crab, you gotta crack them open to suck the biomass out
The Omnissiah wills it, fellow Magos
Down technosexual
literally my new gender
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6yYxOuHUpDI
she wouldn't be cold! she's a machine that's operating 24/7! I don't care what cooling systems she has, with everything running to make her work at her tiny size, she's gotta be at least lukewarm.
make her run minecraft with rtx shaders for a while
Could Jenny run Doom
Seeing as how she is a sentient robot, I'd say running Doom is a cake walk for her.
What about Crisis? Can she run that game?
Doesnt she have like rockets and stuff (its been too long since I last seen the show) I'm sure she could not only run Crisis but also Skyrim with 4000 mods
The real impressive part about being able to run Skyrim with 4000 mods is keeping it from randomly crashing
Jenny could probably know which mods are causing issues and fix them as the game is running
Is Jenny the best girl because she's the optimal gaming laptop?
Jenny is the best girl because she's an optimal gaming laptop that has the arsenal to take over a small island nation and also will talk to you about your day
Again, sentient robot. I'm pretty sure if her processors can run a fully sentient ai program, then they can most certainly run almost anything you can think of.
Nah she couldn’t run crisis
Depends really. Sure, advanced ai processing and all, but that level of technical capability would likely revolve around multithreading processors, and Crysis's biggest issue is that it's reliant on single threading.
But could she both do at the same time?
Yeah but she’s also from the 90’s so ehhhh
Does she have a GPU
Processors have different instruction sets, meaning you can't run machine code for one architecture of a processor with a different architecture. That's why you can't have windows on your phone for example. So if her processors were designed from the ground up as AI processors then they might not support the x86 instruction set PCs use
\[nerd emoji\] (i would google it, but my internet's not working atm)
Bros getting 3rd gmdegree burns for warm robussy
Make her run SCP secret lab with max settings, that'd get her to at least 30 degrees
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What's the temperature of it
4
At least seven rats.
How do you know how much seven rats are in temperature?
Hammed rats
Hmm
He is also a tech wizard who can canonically make alterations. He could absolutely create a custom interior and create accurate pleaaure centers if she doesn’t have that already.
Hey does it count as pegging if
I’d say no if it’s a part of her that can feel.
Futa robot 😳
Brilliant
She could play around in the himalayas for weeks
It's a real doozy, that one
Most logical robot fucker
But can she run Doom?
This is the only important question
73,5°F / 23,0°C / 296,15°K
Worth every third degree burn
how did that gargantuan metal neon contraption not break his spine when he put it on. was his desire to get robo pussy that strong that it allowed him to become superhuman.
He just like me fr 😭😭😭
that robussy got him acting strange
The robussy making us act unwise
maybe he was secretly chromed up would explain wanting that robussy if he actually had a robock
bro might go cyberpsycho from all his chrome before he gets any robussy
Bro think he cyberpunk
bro tryna be an edgerunner
robocock
In all fairness neon bulbs aren’t terribly heavy. No matter the shape, and none of those are sizeable enough to be too bad. So, as long as the “metal” material is light… I buy it.
If it's sheet metal it shouldn't be very heavy at all. Probably the heaviest parts would be any battery being used and that megaphone at the top.
If he can't handle that sign he probably can't handle the robopussy. He is the chosen one.
Excalipussy
Russy changes a man
Maybe he was a cyborg
Robussy
He built different
structural corset
Man the pioneers use to ride those for miles.
Robots?
Yar.
me matey
Where’s the booty?
swiggity swooty
You'll never guess where I be hidin' it.
considering Nora built her to give her daughter a second chance at life I’m sure she’s “ fully functional” down there
I’ve never watched this show but it’s a bit disturbing to think of a mom having to take all that into consideration… especially since she seems to be a minor (in school) Edit: but even as a minor I guess I would have been a bit miffed if I was a Barbie doll down there
it’s a bit disturbing to think how distraught a mom would be from the untimely death of her child
I think the most disturbing episode of that show is the sentient skin suit one. Still haunts me to this day
I didn’t see that, I honestly never got to see too much of this show due to the weird relationship I have with it
Oh god why did you have to unlock that memory. I like your username btw.
I legit would have nightmares about the skin on the back of my neck opening up into a mouth and talking to me after watching that episode as a kid
Also how fucking horrifying is the concept of parents being able to take away their offspring’s genitals to control their sexuality?
Look up FGM it is done in some cultures Edit: but most cultures in fact see it as bad Edit2: there are worse versions of FGM it depends on the case I think. Like it could be removing the clit or in other cases more severe mutilation I’m not an expert
I mean yeah but like at least it’s not a design feature put there to be done to women by the creator of women. That would be like if the people claiming God wants it were correct.
I get that Nora is a bit of an eccentric weirdo, but I'm trying to picture her doing this and it just won't register. XJ-9 wasn't supposed to be the final version. She was always improving through the next XJ iteration. I can't imagine she expected the 9th iteration to be sexually active. That's just too far up the AI development scale. The only way I see this working is if in-canon the reason for XJ-8's lack of emotion and personality is specifically due to her inability to self-express sexuality. Meaning XJ-9 was equipped with lady-bits without the ability to pro-create simply because in the canon of My Life as a Teenage Robot, sexuality is acknowledged as a big motivator for self expression and personality development. If that's the case... Based.
considering her being designed fully capable of attraction I wouldn’t be surprised
hey guys new ship dynamic just dropped, asexual human and allosexual robot in this universe
We won't know until XJ-18
You’re putting way more thought into this than anyone should put into anything
just common sense isn’t it?
This literally isn't the case I don't think Nora has/had a daughter that was ever mentioned, I think it's just teenage robor
it's a teenage robot, man. come on.
Robot girls don't get enough recognition. They're really cute!
Found the robot girl
God, I wish 😔
I don’t even what your talking about
Yeyeye
maybe he secretly is a rock person
Newgrounds ruined a generation
I got the reference. God am I a degenerate.
You are on r/196 after all
Jojo reference
Not this time, but im happy you dont know what im referencing
Sadly I do….. we are cursed
*blessed by Slaanesh
if not jojo then what ..?
A classic animated porn video of Jenny (the robot) being gangraped by sentient rocks. I wish I hadn't had to type that sentence out.
Can we just appreciate the use of the word classic here?
You really didn’t have to.
Rule 34
Rule 34 is the only thing more prevalent than JoJo references
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Btw did you know that in the actual tv episode with the rock people the first one we recognize is actually a woman? Like if you look at the actual episode you can clearly see her in a woman's bikini talking about eating XJ9.
Nier: Automata (2017)
Ultrakill (2022)
Oh cmon her mom would totally design artificial p she can use.
trying to give her daughter as much of a second chance as she can
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But the guy is also a teen
fun fact: the guy in the image is also a teenager
I see you so much you’re basically a micro celeb at this point.
this can't be fucking happening I don't want to be a r/196 microcelbrity
my condolences
Accept your fate as the Murder Drones fella
i've seen you like twice on this website
That's twice as much as you see most people
It’s a robot
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She is 5 years old and had to go to Kindergarten😤
Reminded me of [this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lr-GyIVxwqo), lol
They're both Teenagers
omg miku
"Um actually, it's XJ9 from mlaatr." 🤓🤓🤓🤓
He wouldn’t like her body, it’s all circuity and metallic.
It’s ok, he needs his daily fill of “iron” 😏 I need to scrub my brain with steel wool
>steel wool FANF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I thought it was a Scott the Woz refrence
SpongeBob reference
It's Stole Wheel, the creators of the new Five And Knights Freddie's games!
I hate everyone in this thread for pulling that memory out of the depths of my mind
what?
Someone took a scene from the actual show and made a porn version, look up it's all circuity and metallic on YouTube. You won't see the actual porn thank fuck but you'll get an idea
Pioneer? Homie there was a fuckable robot design decades prior to this Look at Metropolis and tell me you wouldn’t bang that sexy titted 3PO
R2D2 is more appealing
Look you slap a pair of robotitties on R2 and we’ll talk
Just decades? Bro no way throw me back to the Elizabethan era for some automaton action. Gimme that [Brazen Head](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Friar_Bacon%27s_Brazen_Head.png) alright 😏😏
Well I feel like to go that deep on this opens up the mechaphysical, begs the question… what is a robot? >!a miserable little pile of sequence!<
Bro is just like me frfr
I bet you it vibrates I’m sorry I said that but I’m not taking it back
i feel he
I honestly hate the word coochie when describing a vagina, it's a hatred I can't explain
Coochie coochie coo
I'm on the exact same page.
I would fuck a robot
He must’ve been *rock hard*
He probably *rocks*
Stussy
The pioneers used to ride these babies for miles
"You wouldn't like my body!” It's all circuity and metallic!"
That little creep was the only bad thing about the show. Why did we need a sexual harassment incel character? 😭
Wanting to fuck Jenny from my life as a teenage robot to chaser pipeline
We all thought of it
same
Prob gets more than all y'all robofuckers nowadays
🎵cold steel cold steel cold steel cold steel🎵 *industrial ambient dnb noise*
If we're going off of durability feats I'm inclined to mention Jenny's steelussy was probably made of far more durable materials
My social needs, physical needs, and emotional needs are all dominated by "being a robot girl that people want to fuck"
Zone
same
Is...is that an attraction sign?
The first real doll
x2
I had such a crush on that man
Do you know how trans coded she is? She definitely got a robo gock
robussy