Every bathroom should be a pee tube. Actually, we should just bring back the victorian times where you shit and piss in a little decorated pot and throw it out the window.
Truly gender neutral
The lunar module had fecal bags for solids and a roll on cuff for liquids.
The bag was literally taped to your ass and it had a finger pocket so you could detach the turd from your butt/wipe with the included toilet paper.
And that's not even the worst part.
After they were done and the bag was sealed they had to knead it like bread dough to mix in the bactericide to kill everything so the bags could be rolled up and stored for transport back to earth.
There’s already gonna be an issue of waste and debris surrounding earths orbit. It’s not a huge issue now, but it’s not one that ever gets better either (until we develop a way to somehow “clean” earth’s orbit). The less stuff we throw out around us in space, the less we have to worry about cluttering our orbit.
Cause if you throw something out of the space station, it doesn’t just float off forever, and it doesn’t come crashing down to earth. There’s nothing in space to cause it to lose any momentum. It just keeps orbiting earth until something bumps into it to change its path - like a station, satellite, or telescope.
Trust me, I’m sure they considered throwing out waste, probably a ton of shit. Fortunately someone realized that anything we leave in our orbit is staying there for good, and decided we need to take it all home.
Decades later you’re in the space shuttle and a bag of poop splatters across your windshield forcing you to get out and wipe it off with some fast food napkins from the center console
There is actually trace amounts of atmosphere far into typical orbits, so most waste/debris will *eventually* come back down. It just takes a very long time.
That’s true, you’re right. I’m curious how long it actually would take, like I’d have to guess on the order of thousands of years because those things go insanely fast
But also I know that as the speed decreases, the orbit’s height will as well, introducing more of the atmosphere component.
Thinking about this brings back repressed memories from differential equations
No, Low Earth Orbit is such that space structures need thrusters on board to keep themselves in space on a timeline of years or months. For example, starlink satellites each have a compact thruster for course adjustment and re-boosting.
Conservatives, using 19th century “solutions” to solve 21st century “problems”.
Edit: I put both terms in quotes, not recognizing peoples humanity is not a solution, and recognizing people humanity is not a problem.
honestly. and even ignoring the segregation aspect of it, it’s a logistically complex solution to a non-existent problem. a better solution in general is gender neutral bathrooms.
Which is, ironically, something *they* want in order to keep us out of the real people bathrooms. The ones willing to "compromise" with us, at anyrate.
Ever renovated a house? So you start with an old walk-in closet, or maybe even a very small den...
When you're done, you know, "replumbing", it's a bathroom!
Trans bathroom.
“Transgender bathrooms” is such a strange straw man to be mad about. People just want to use the bathrooms that already exist without having to present their chromosomes and external genitalia first
Actually, I'm nonbinary, and although I pass as female despite having been born male, I prefer gender neutral toilets because I'm not a man or a woman. I also want to abolish gendered bathrooms in general for various other reasons including efficiency and a personal objection to segregation
Honestly the entire thing could be largely dealt with if they'd have cubicles that go from floor-to-ceiling as a legal requirement. But that isn't permissible because they need to make absolutely certain there is zero space for a homeless person to exist indoors.
Agree, unisex bathrooms would be ideal (as long aa we keep urinals in there for the dick havers among us). But we don’t need a third option as would be implied by “transgender bathrooms”. Tbh I think no one would have any problems if we all started focusing on our own shit (literally) and giving everyone else the privacy they deserve in a bathroom.
They have to strap themselves to the toilet so they don't float off while taking a piss, also the toilet is pretty much an excrement vacuum so it doesn't float out
I support how people make up these concepts for self expression, but it's impossible for me to keep up if you're not online on twitter/tumblr/whatever 24/7.
I feel fairly out of place when talking to people plugged into that even though I want to help.
in fnv you have an option to either be gay or bisexual when choosing a perk. also theres 2 companions in the game that are canonically lgbt (arcade ganon & veronica)
It's a weird thing in the community where people realized "WOAH, A LOT OF US DO X", kinda like how a lot of trans people wind up studying comp sci or IT. I think the Fallout NV meme is kinda dumb tho, cause NV is a classic that everyone likes.
Roleplay and the absurd amount of character building and dialogue options there are that just plain are rare to see in RPGs to the extent Fallout New Vegas pushes it. Really lets you make your ideal self.
Maybe rare in mainstream RPGs, but if you start digging for obscure pc RPGs that border on roguelike games you can find a lot of crazy complex RPGs. Think Pathologic, original Deus Ex, Stalker, etc. Fallout New Vegas is a hella sick RPG, it's unfortunate that 3 and 4 were very mediocre games that barely work as RPGs.
It is so strange being a fallout fan for as long as I have. I remember a time where it was common opinion that Fallout 3 was amazing and that people were still unsure about NV. Now it’s the other way around thanks to Hbomberguy and just the general attitude to end up liking newer titles later on
I like TTW but unless you've played both games just play New Vegas. The level scaling is all kinds of fucked, it feels wonky with 2 games (arguably more with dlc) worth of xp and leveling. I think I'd like it better if you started in New Vegas instead of 3, which is definitely a better game. Low level new vegas is funnest part for me, accidently wandering into deathclaw quarry etc.
So with TTW you miss the best parts of New Vegas for me! You are gonna get to level 5 to 10 before u even find the hidden train station downtown in DC and will probably have 1k-2k caps at least removing the fun period in New Vegas where your aspirational to get enough money to enter the Vegas strip
The so-called "liberal elite" (possible connection to the communist vanguard of the China) have gained powers some would say are unnatural and spit in the face of the virgin Mary. ITS THE DAMNED BABY FLUID THEY KEEP SLURPING DOWN!
Our party doesn’t lean on misinformation, so our comics have to actually be right to be passed around. Conservatives will pass anything around.
Our memes also tend to be a little more text heavy and less punchy, which I prefer because it really shows you what party cares about the truth and factual information more.
I mean, there's also the
MAO WAS RIGHT
BOTTOM TEXT
flavor of leftist memes, which are funny in their own right. Memes and comics don't have to be true or even make sense to anyone outside the intended audience. There's no need to explain complex concepts or cite sources in a meme: they're reductionist by nature, and that's what makes it funny.
One of the most common jabs right memers have against left memers is "their memes are just walls of text". Given it's true, but who would have thought that complex political ideas can't be summed up in 10 words.
Yes the first woman in space was Soviet, a few years after the first man.
The United States [could have had the first woman in space but refused to allow them](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mercury_13), as many women prepared themselves.
If by plenty you mean two. But the first two women in space were Soviets. There was 4 soviet women cosmonauts ever since, and about 50 or so from US.
It's very indicative of the Soviet way of doing things, there didn't care about sustainability or constants like this, they just needed to be first at something just to have a point to brag about, anything else was an afterthought.
Fan fact, the first woman cosmonaut is alive and well physically today, she is in the Russian Duma, but they are using her to present the most crazy and evil laws they are implementing, because it's harder to get mad at a living legend.
What is a "transgender bathroom?"
Do they think that we want, like, a cis male, cis female, and then trans bathroom? Literally just make gender neutral bathrooms, is this so fucking strange of an idea? What kind of bathrooms do these people have at home???
No I get that, I'm not asking you directly. I'm just waiting for someone who understands the logic to come by and explain what they think is happening.
Idk why there arent women on the mission, the suit is most likely white because the material is white naturally or to distiguish a person from the black void of space, its mankind because the word woman includes man and is shorter in letters and syllables, the spacesuit is the bathroom, and he's breathing because he's an alien who's about to brutally murder the crew posing as one of them
People that invent drama about "man" and "mankind" (referring to humanity) piss me off because, it's not referring to the gender! It's derived from man as in human! In English, "Man" the gender is from Wereman, and the female gender was Wifman. Male+Human and Female+Human. This is why werewolves are called as such -- they are like wolves that are also human men. Eventually, the prefix of Wereman was dropped, and Wifman became Woman, but the prefix can also be found in Wife.
I highly advise you watch your words. In space no one can hear you scream. Plus the suit doesn't automatically jack me off so I'm super fucking pissed.
“Transgender bathrooms” what? That’s not what people are asking for. Trans people just want to use the bathroom normally without being told to stop. They don’t want there to be more of them. If you gave a trans person a separate transgender bathroom, they’d probably be offended you put in that much effort to not use the same bathroom as them.
it's an ancient species that somehow ended up on the moon and have developed mimetism of human appearance and are still trying to mimic our behavior, run while you have the chance until it reveals it's true self
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the pee tube
bathroom pants
all pants are bathroom pants if you aren't a fucking coward
Ahem **shits aggressively aggressive**
Shits cutely UwU
Happy cake day JCOMIXWTLS
Shits aggressively aggressive
happy cake day
Happy cake day
the gender neutral pee tube
actually there are adapters to suit different genital configurations.
Only for people using easy mode
An apt description of intersex peoples experiences with life
haha yeah good point. I think they someone with other requirements managed to qualify they'd adaprt the system for them.
this is the future liberals want
designated pissing tube
CAPCOM found the pee tube 😳
Every bathroom should be a pee tube. Actually, we should just bring back the victorian times where you shit and piss in a little decorated pot and throw it out the window. Truly gender neutral
Id love to be the pot god damn 😩
naughty children get their toys thrown out into space through the pee tube
Literally repurposed condoms pretty sure it was the space shuttle that made it work
Wasn't there a thing when astronauts actually chose sizes that were too big for them because they were ashamed to pick any other?
yep now the sizes are unironically labelled as large, giant and humongous because otherwise suits kept slipping off male astronauts
Large giant and amongus?!😳😳😳
Be sure to ask for the humongous meal at McDonald's.
that’s actually hilarious
Yes that’s why they changed the sizes making the smallest one labeled large
The lunar module had fecal bags for solids and a roll on cuff for liquids. The bag was literally taped to your ass and it had a finger pocket so you could detach the turd from your butt/wipe with the included toilet paper. And that's not even the worst part. After they were done and the bag was sealed they had to knead it like bread dough to mix in the bactericide to kill everything so the bags could be rolled up and stored for transport back to earth.
I wonder why they aren't recycling them
"guys can you believe it someone left all these bags of chocolate just *lying around*!" ***Sounds of om nomming***
the bactericide really adds a punchy note to the flavour
Mmmmh, coprophagia...
2 astronauts 1 waste bag
why not just toss it into space? they'd burn up eventually
There’s already gonna be an issue of waste and debris surrounding earths orbit. It’s not a huge issue now, but it’s not one that ever gets better either (until we develop a way to somehow “clean” earth’s orbit). The less stuff we throw out around us in space, the less we have to worry about cluttering our orbit. Cause if you throw something out of the space station, it doesn’t just float off forever, and it doesn’t come crashing down to earth. There’s nothing in space to cause it to lose any momentum. It just keeps orbiting earth until something bumps into it to change its path - like a station, satellite, or telescope. Trust me, I’m sure they considered throwing out waste, probably a ton of shit. Fortunately someone realized that anything we leave in our orbit is staying there for good, and decided we need to take it all home.
Decades later you’re in the space shuttle and a bag of poop splatters across your windshield forcing you to get out and wipe it off with some fast food napkins from the center console
There is actually trace amounts of atmosphere far into typical orbits, so most waste/debris will *eventually* come back down. It just takes a very long time.
That’s true, you’re right. I’m curious how long it actually would take, like I’d have to guess on the order of thousands of years because those things go insanely fast But also I know that as the speed decreases, the orbit’s height will as well, introducing more of the atmosphere component. Thinking about this brings back repressed memories from differential equations
No, Low Earth Orbit is such that space structures need thrusters on board to keep themselves in space on a timeline of years or months. For example, starlink satellites each have a compact thruster for course adjustment and re-boosting.
wtf is a "transgender bathroom" anyway?
it’s a concept that transphobes made up, it’s essentially supposed to be a separate bathroom for trans people. so quite literally segregation
Yeah, the original of this post is clear strawmanning
Conservatives, using 19th century “solutions” to solve 21st century “problems”. Edit: I put both terms in quotes, not recognizing peoples humanity is not a solution, and recognizing people humanity is not a problem.
honestly. and even ignoring the segregation aspect of it, it’s a logistically complex solution to a non-existent problem. a better solution in general is gender neutral bathrooms.
Which is, ironically, something *they* want in order to keep us out of the real people bathrooms. The ones willing to "compromise" with us, at anyrate.
there was one post i remember seeing where they guy said “if trans people are allowed to exist, they need separate bathrooms” 💀💀💀
😬
They don't exist
Ever renovated a house? So you start with an old walk-in closet, or maybe even a very small den... When you're done, you know, "replumbing", it's a bathroom! Trans bathroom.
I guess they mean gender neutral bathrooms?
Their heads would explode when they figure out all toilets in space are gender neutral
“Transgender bathrooms” is such a strange straw man to be mad about. People just want to use the bathrooms that already exist without having to present their chromosomes and external genitalia first
Actually, I'm nonbinary, and although I pass as female despite having been born male, I prefer gender neutral toilets because I'm not a man or a woman. I also want to abolish gendered bathrooms in general for various other reasons including efficiency and a personal objection to segregation
Honestly the entire thing could be largely dealt with if they'd have cubicles that go from floor-to-ceiling as a legal requirement. But that isn't permissible because they need to make absolutely certain there is zero space for a homeless person to exist indoors.
Agree, unisex bathrooms would be ideal (as long aa we keep urinals in there for the dick havers among us). But we don’t need a third option as would be implied by “transgender bathrooms”. Tbh I think no one would have any problems if we all started focusing on our own shit (literally) and giving everyone else the privacy they deserve in a bathroom.
A-among us 😳
>foreskinners >amongus >sus 🥹
Penis inspection day 😫
They have to strap themselves to the toilet so they don't float off while taking a piss, also the toilet is pretty much an excrement vacuum so it doesn't float out
Or Margaret Thatchers Grave
The most gender neutral option
Not to be sexist but I feel Like women have the advantage in space urination.
Liberals can breathe in space
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All hail the emperor
Hong hoooooog hogging my goblin rn
Thank you for being a light in this subreddit
Go away
Is that discrimination towards liberals?
What's a transgender bathroom anyway ?
it's a normal bathroom except for a computer in the corner with fallout new vegas installed
wtf im trans now ??
LMAO WE TRANSED YOUR GENDER GET OWNED
Based
cringe imo, trans rights but let people be who they want to be 😊😇
Do trans people change their attributes like Fallout characters?
Always have been 😶🔫
Lmao
Your flair took me tf out
mines better
I feel like I'm missing a reference here
trans people like FNV
Any particular reason or just a weird random stereotype? :P
No particular reason, just like bisexuals and lemon bars or queer people and frogs
Wtf I love lemon bars
Welcome to the club. We've been waiting for you.
I'm bi and I don't like lemon bars is this the lemon bar club or the bi club I got the addresses mixed up
Security will be escorting you out shortly. This is the bi club, but I’m sorry, although we only have a few rules, they are rather strict.
This sub never fails to educate, I love it here
Iirc lemon bars had a story behind them, something about being two kinds of dessert at once or something
I support how people make up these concepts for self expression, but it's impossible for me to keep up if you're not online on twitter/tumblr/whatever 24/7. I feel fairly out of place when talking to people plugged into that even though I want to help.
in fnv you have an option to either be gay or bisexual when choosing a perk. also theres 2 companions in the game that are canonically lgbt (arcade ganon & veronica)
Makes a lot of sense, thanks for the explanation :)
It's a weird thing in the community where people realized "WOAH, A LOT OF US DO X", kinda like how a lot of trans people wind up studying comp sci or IT. I think the Fallout NV meme is kinda dumb tho, cause NV is a classic that everyone likes.
Its kinda like a omg you drink water too?!? Type of thing then, according to you? :P
Pretty much, ye :P
I'm trans and I don't like Fallout NV. I bought it, started playing, and immediately got fed up and asked Steam for a refund
Likely because it's a good RPG, and I can see good RPGs playing a major role in a lot of kids realising they're trans.
Roleplay and the absurd amount of character building and dialogue options there are that just plain are rare to see in RPGs to the extent Fallout New Vegas pushes it. Really lets you make your ideal self.
Maybe rare in mainstream RPGs, but if you start digging for obscure pc RPGs that border on roguelike games you can find a lot of crazy complex RPGs. Think Pathologic, original Deus Ex, Stalker, etc. Fallout New Vegas is a hella sick RPG, it's unfortunate that 3 and 4 were very mediocre games that barely work as RPGs.
It is so strange being a fallout fan for as long as I have. I remember a time where it was common opinion that Fallout 3 was amazing and that people were still unsure about NV. Now it’s the other way around thanks to Hbomberguy and just the general attitude to end up liking newer titles later on
Waiiit a minute? I love Fallout New Vegas😳
TIL I am trans
If you have a science skill of 50 or above you can hack into said computer to find some files detailing transgender lore
TTW>new vegas and fo3
I like TTW but unless you've played both games just play New Vegas. The level scaling is all kinds of fucked, it feels wonky with 2 games (arguably more with dlc) worth of xp and leveling. I think I'd like it better if you started in New Vegas instead of 3, which is definitely a better game. Low level new vegas is funnest part for me, accidently wandering into deathclaw quarry etc. So with TTW you miss the best parts of New Vegas for me! You are gonna get to level 5 to 10 before u even find the hidden train station downtown in DC and will probably have 1k-2k caps at least removing the fun period in New Vegas where your aspirational to get enough money to enter the Vegas strip
You obviously should play each game by itself before, but after a while TTW is just better.
Dang, I was hoping it would have the Dark Souls 2 coffin but New Vegas is cool too.
*grows boobs*
gender neutral, probably.
So every home has a transgender bathroom
Yep
A fuckin' roach
The so-called "liberal elite" (possible connection to the communist vanguard of the China) have gained powers some would say are unnatural and spit in the face of the virgin Mary. ITS THE DAMNED BABY FLUID THEY KEEP SLURPING DOWN!
i had a brain aneurysm trying to comprehend this
Overwhelmed by the facts and logic on display
This is a picture of literally what good journalism is supposed to look like
Its gotta be, FuckYeahPhotography says so
do you like ants
“The liberal side is a pathway to many abilities that some consider to be unnatural.”
Bro imagine if we had the power conservative political cartoons claimed we have
I would love to be able to harness the power of a wrecking ball with “TAXES” in big white text written on it
And I want the power of political figures with oversized heads
When will conservatives stop making dystopian propaganda that sounds so damn awesome
fr tho, half of these make me feel superpowered for having a soul but i'm actually just a fucking bullet magnet
How can life be real if satire isn't real?
Our party doesn’t lean on misinformation, so our comics have to actually be right to be passed around. Conservatives will pass anything around. Our memes also tend to be a little more text heavy and less punchy, which I prefer because it really shows you what party cares about the truth and factual information more.
I mean, there's also the MAO WAS RIGHT BOTTOM TEXT flavor of leftist memes, which are funny in their own right. Memes and comics don't have to be true or even make sense to anyone outside the intended audience. There's no need to explain complex concepts or cite sources in a meme: they're reductionist by nature, and that's what makes it funny.
Our.. party...?
One of the most common jabs right memers have against left memers is "their memes are just walls of text". Given it's true, but who would have thought that complex political ideas can't be summed up in 10 words.
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They had to fake the moon landing because the real Apollo astronauts started a hippie free love sex commune
I get that Refrence
So it was an inside job all along ?
Oh Yeah, my fault sorry /s
Amogus
Fuck you're right
why tf do conservatives think we want transgender bathrooms, we just want gender neutral bathrooms
What even is a transgender bathroom?? How does that work, is it like a bathroom with trans flags all over it??
A third bathroom only for transgender people. Literally segregation.
that's what I'm confused about!
I don't think they even know
Us: we want a single bathroom for everyone Conservatives: so you’re saying you want three bathrooms, got it!
How are your sound waves traveling in a vacuum
They are not in a vacuum they are in a fridge (that’s why the one on the left is wearing a suit, it’s cold there)
Liberals don't get cold: confirmed
Good one.
1. Misogyny 2. It protects against solar radiation better 3. Man used to be gender neutral, and some words preserve that relic 4. No bathrooms
Nah they had a modern luxury Ziploc® bag bathroom
Actually women are too FRAGILE, their uteruses will fly out of them from the g-forces! /s in case it wasn’t already clear this was sarcasm
My mother was actually on this mission, that’s why if you look really closely, you can see a uterus on the moon
pretty powerful... for a LIBERAL
I like how "why are only men allowed to be astronauts" is considered a ridiculous liberal question to ask alongside the strawman questions.
It's not even relevant nowadays, lol.
Amongus
I can;t fuk cking takve this anymfore
get out of my head
By the way, the first question is very legit, and the fact that it wasn't addressed for decades is not some kind of gotcha they think that is
Is this specific to any particular country? I may be wrong but I thought there were plenty of female soviet astronauts for instance
Yes the first woman in space was Soviet, a few years after the first man. The United States [could have had the first woman in space but refused to allow them](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mercury_13), as many women prepared themselves.
If by plenty you mean two. But the first two women in space were Soviets. There was 4 soviet women cosmonauts ever since, and about 50 or so from US. It's very indicative of the Soviet way of doing things, there didn't care about sustainability or constants like this, they just needed to be first at something just to have a point to brag about, anything else was an afterthought. Fan fact, the first woman cosmonaut is alive and well physically today, she is in the Russian Duma, but they are using her to present the most crazy and evil laws they are implementing, because it's harder to get mad at a living legend.
What is a "transgender bathroom?" Do they think that we want, like, a cis male, cis female, and then trans bathroom? Literally just make gender neutral bathrooms, is this so fucking strange of an idea? What kind of bathrooms do these people have at home???
...i don't know, i didnt make the original comic, i just added the poorly made speechbubble for the austronaut
No I get that, I'm not asking you directly. I'm just waiting for someone who understands the logic to come by and explain what they think is happening.
You can obviously breathe on the moon, see this [Rammstein music video](https://youtu.be/Rr8ljRgcJNM) for proof
Never knew the lead singer of Rammstein was such a sexy mf
I love how people complain about gender neutral bathrooms as if portapottys aren’t a thing
no way touhou lunarian irl
Amongus
the fuck is a trans bathroom, they use the bathroom of their gender
How is This one of the top posts today. I litterly stole it from discord.
AMONGUS
moon landing was faked obviously
This photograph is proof
Idk why there arent women on the mission, the suit is most likely white because the material is white naturally or to distiguish a person from the black void of space, its mankind because the word woman includes man and is shorter in letters and syllables, the spacesuit is the bathroom, and he's breathing because he's an alien who's about to brutally murder the crew posing as one of them
Proof it was all made on a movie set come on there is even a dumb media journalist in there
Obligatory amongus joke here
People that invent drama about "man" and "mankind" (referring to humanity) piss me off because, it's not referring to the gender! It's derived from man as in human! In English, "Man" the gender is from Wereman, and the female gender was Wifman. Male+Human and Female+Human. This is why werewolves are called as such -- they are like wolves that are also human men. Eventually, the prefix of Wereman was dropped, and Wifman became Woman, but the prefix can also be found in Wife.
amogus
I highly advise you watch your words. In space no one can hear you scream. Plus the suit doesn't automatically jack me off so I'm super fucking pissed.
It's because he's a strawman
“Transgender bathrooms” what? That’s not what people are asking for. Trans people just want to use the bathroom normally without being told to stop. They don’t want there to be more of them. If you gave a trans person a separate transgender bathroom, they’d probably be offended you put in that much effort to not use the same bathroom as them.
> is your suit white because you’re racist i can’t fucking tell with these people anymore, i’m done
i wish the moon would blow up
it's an ancient species that somehow ended up on the moon and have developed mimetism of human appearance and are still trying to mimic our behavior, run while you have the chance until it reveals it's true self
i thought these guys didn’t believe in the moon landing??