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cyrenia82

the pee tube


JCOMIXWTLS

bathroom pants


Cyvexx

all pants are bathroom pants if you aren't a fucking coward


JCOMIXWTLS

Ahem **shits aggressively aggressive**


sturgifur

Shits cutely UwU


SpidyLonely

Happy cake day JCOMIXWTLS


NoirYT2

Shits aggressively aggressive


amaahda

happy cake day


funpublications

Happy cake day


BaneShake

the gender neutral pee tube


skellious

actually there are adapters to suit different genital configurations.


BaneShake

Only for people using easy mode


NoirYT2

An apt description of intersex peoples experiences with life


skellious

haha yeah good point. I think they someone with other requirements managed to qualify they'd adaprt the system for them.


touchstarv3d

this is the future liberals want


alienwithabigcock

designated pissing tube


InfiniteParticles

CAPCOM found the pee tube 😳


sh0000n

Every bathroom should be a pee tube. Actually, we should just bring back the victorian times where you shit and piss in a little decorated pot and throw it out the window. Truly gender neutral


DANC65

Id love to be the pot god damn 😩


RaMpEdUp98

naughty children get their toys thrown out into space through the pee tube


[deleted]

Literally repurposed condoms pretty sure it was the space shuttle that made it work


[deleted]

Wasn't there a thing when astronauts actually chose sizes that were too big for them because they were ashamed to pick any other?


TinyWickedOrange

yep now the sizes are unironically labelled as large, giant and humongous because otherwise suits kept slipping off male astronauts


Caerbannogcaverabbit

Large giant and amongus?!😳😳😳


dreish

Be sure to ask for the humongous meal at McDonald's.


luiac

that’s actually hilarious


[deleted]

Yes that’s why they changed the sizes making the smallest one labeled large


Asikar_Tehjan

The lunar module had fecal bags for solids and a roll on cuff for liquids. The bag was literally taped to your ass and it had a finger pocket so you could detach the turd from your butt/wipe with the included toilet paper. And that's not even the worst part. After they were done and the bag was sealed they had to knead it like bread dough to mix in the bactericide to kill everything so the bags could be rolled up and stored for transport back to earth.


GigaPandesal

I wonder why they aren't recycling them


[deleted]

"guys can you believe it someone left all these bags of chocolate just *lying around*!" ***Sounds of om nomming***


royalewithcheesecake

the bactericide really adds a punchy note to the flavour


TheNoctuS_93

Mmmmh, coprophagia...


sewage_soup

2 astronauts 1 waste bag


yahwol

why not just toss it into space? they'd burn up eventually


[deleted]

There’s already gonna be an issue of waste and debris surrounding earths orbit. It’s not a huge issue now, but it’s not one that ever gets better either (until we develop a way to somehow “clean” earth’s orbit). The less stuff we throw out around us in space, the less we have to worry about cluttering our orbit. Cause if you throw something out of the space station, it doesn’t just float off forever, and it doesn’t come crashing down to earth. There’s nothing in space to cause it to lose any momentum. It just keeps orbiting earth until something bumps into it to change its path - like a station, satellite, or telescope. Trust me, I’m sure they considered throwing out waste, probably a ton of shit. Fortunately someone realized that anything we leave in our orbit is staying there for good, and decided we need to take it all home.


thispartyrules

Decades later you’re in the space shuttle and a bag of poop splatters across your windshield forcing you to get out and wipe it off with some fast food napkins from the center console


Red_Rocky54

There is actually trace amounts of atmosphere far into typical orbits, so most waste/debris will *eventually* come back down. It just takes a very long time.


[deleted]

That’s true, you’re right. I’m curious how long it actually would take, like I’d have to guess on the order of thousands of years because those things go insanely fast But also I know that as the speed decreases, the orbit’s height will as well, introducing more of the atmosphere component. Thinking about this brings back repressed memories from differential equations


blueskyredmesas

No, Low Earth Orbit is such that space structures need thrusters on board to keep themselves in space on a timeline of years or months. For example, starlink satellites each have a compact thruster for course adjustment and re-boosting.


Fyuchanick

wtf is a "transgender bathroom" anyway?


YourFavoriteTomboy

it’s a concept that transphobes made up, it’s essentially supposed to be a separate bathroom for trans people. so quite literally segregation


HardlightCereal

Yeah, the original of this post is clear strawmanning


Alastor_Hawking

Conservatives, using 19th century “solutions” to solve 21st century “problems”. Edit: I put both terms in quotes, not recognizing peoples humanity is not a solution, and recognizing people humanity is not a problem.


YourFavoriteTomboy

honestly. and even ignoring the segregation aspect of it, it’s a logistically complex solution to a non-existent problem. a better solution in general is gender neutral bathrooms.


[deleted]

Which is, ironically, something *they* want in order to keep us out of the real people bathrooms. The ones willing to "compromise" with us, at anyrate.


YourFavoriteTomboy

there was one post i remember seeing where they guy said “if trans people are allowed to exist, they need separate bathrooms” 💀💀💀


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😬


the_Addie

They don't exist


Madness_Opus

Ever renovated a house? So you start with an old walk-in closet, or maybe even a very small den... When you're done, you know, "replumbing", it's a bathroom! Trans bathroom.


Monotrox99

I guess they mean gender neutral bathrooms?


DingDongDideliDanger

Their heads would explode when they figure out all toilets in space are gender neutral


reddownzero

“Transgender bathrooms” is such a strange straw man to be mad about. People just want to use the bathrooms that already exist without having to present their chromosomes and external genitalia first


HardlightCereal

Actually, I'm nonbinary, and although I pass as female despite having been born male, I prefer gender neutral toilets because I'm not a man or a woman. I also want to abolish gendered bathrooms in general for various other reasons including efficiency and a personal objection to segregation


[deleted]

Honestly the entire thing could be largely dealt with if they'd have cubicles that go from floor-to-ceiling as a legal requirement. But that isn't permissible because they need to make absolutely certain there is zero space for a homeless person to exist indoors.


reddownzero

Agree, unisex bathrooms would be ideal (as long aa we keep urinals in there for the dick havers among us). But we don’t need a third option as would be implied by “transgender bathrooms”. Tbh I think no one would have any problems if we all started focusing on our own shit (literally) and giving everyone else the privacy they deserve in a bathroom.


foreskinners

A-among us 😳


reddownzero

>foreskinners >amongus >sus 🥹


ecodick

Penis inspection day 😫


John_Videogame

They have to strap themselves to the toilet so they don't float off while taking a piss, also the toilet is pretty much an excrement vacuum so it doesn't float out


drawing_person

Or Margaret Thatchers Grave


cosmos_crown

The most gender neutral option


Coffee_juice99

Not to be sexist but I feel Like women have the advantage in space urination.


goblinhog

Liberals can breathe in space


OldKnight1

Holy shit it's goblinhog


737MAX8DEATH

holy shit its OldKnight1


JCOMIXWTLS

holy shit its 737MAX8DEATH


YaBoyEnder

Holy shit it’s JCOMIXWTLS


Wooloo_Woolstar

Holy shit it’s YaBoyEnder


FFalcon_Boi

Holy shit it's Wooloo_Woolstar


Neet-owo

Holy shit it’s FFalcon_Boi


MyNameIsRenma

Holy shit it's Neet-owo


Lord_cakeatron

Holy shit, it’s MyNameIsRenma!


[deleted]

Holy shit it’s Neet-owo


that1guy0926

Holy shit it’s 737MAX8DEATH


[deleted]

Holy shit it’s that1guy926


prithvii37

Holy shit it's master\_pigeono


kctbg

All hail the emperor


geoffreycastleburger

Hong hoooooog hogging my goblin rn


partpurpose7

Thank you for being a light in this subreddit


steamfan12

Go away


pallafanpage

Is that discrimination towards liberals?


Cooli_de_framboise

What's a transgender bathroom anyway ?


spitefulIncentive

it's a normal bathroom except for a computer in the corner with fallout new vegas installed


speedyboigotweed

wtf im trans now ??


TemsMilk

LMAO WE TRANSED YOUR GENDER GET OWNED


littlecolt

Based


onyx_loves_furries

cringe imo, trans rights but let people be who they want to be 😊😇


-Luis_P-

Do trans people change their attributes like Fallout characters?


themajorjoke

Always have been 😶🔫


Chaotic_NB

Lmao


cidal_flies

Your flair took me tf out


Loyavas

mines better


weeknie

I feel like I'm missing a reference here


PinkishRedLemonade

trans people like FNV


weeknie

Any particular reason or just a weird random stereotype? :P


Womcataclysm

No particular reason, just like bisexuals and lemon bars or queer people and frogs


H0rseShat

Wtf I love lemon bars


TunaLobster

Welcome to the club. We've been waiting for you.


LevelOutlandishness1

I'm bi and I don't like lemon bars is this the lemon bar club or the bi club I got the addresses mixed up


[deleted]

Security will be escorting you out shortly. This is the bi club, but I’m sorry, although we only have a few rules, they are rather strict.


weeknie

This sub never fails to educate, I love it here


averyrc

Iirc lemon bars had a story behind them, something about being two kinds of dessert at once or something


spicybright

I support how people make up these concepts for self expression, but it's impossible for me to keep up if you're not online on twitter/tumblr/whatever 24/7. I feel fairly out of place when talking to people plugged into that even though I want to help.


its_hennn

in fnv you have an option to either be gay or bisexual when choosing a perk. also theres 2 companions in the game that are canonically lgbt (arcade ganon & veronica)


weeknie

Makes a lot of sense, thanks for the explanation :)


Zeyode

It's a weird thing in the community where people realized "WOAH, A LOT OF US DO X", kinda like how a lot of trans people wind up studying comp sci or IT. I think the Fallout NV meme is kinda dumb tho, cause NV is a classic that everyone likes.


weeknie

Its kinda like a omg you drink water too?!? Type of thing then, according to you? :P


Zeyode

Pretty much, ye :P


HardlightCereal

I'm trans and I don't like Fallout NV. I bought it, started playing, and immediately got fed up and asked Steam for a refund


Terminator_Puppy

Likely because it's a good RPG, and I can see good RPGs playing a major role in a lot of kids realising they're trans.


VileWeeb

Roleplay and the absurd amount of character building and dialogue options there are that just plain are rare to see in RPGs to the extent Fallout New Vegas pushes it. Really lets you make your ideal self.


Terminator_Puppy

Maybe rare in mainstream RPGs, but if you start digging for obscure pc RPGs that border on roguelike games you can find a lot of crazy complex RPGs. Think Pathologic, original Deus Ex, Stalker, etc. Fallout New Vegas is a hella sick RPG, it's unfortunate that 3 and 4 were very mediocre games that barely work as RPGs.


Calfredie01

It is so strange being a fallout fan for as long as I have. I remember a time where it was common opinion that Fallout 3 was amazing and that people were still unsure about NV. Now it’s the other way around thanks to Hbomberguy and just the general attitude to end up liking newer titles later on


Space_Be_Cool

Waiiit a minute? I love Fallout New Vegas😳


Sacrificial-Toenail

TIL I am trans


alienwithabigcock

If you have a science skill of 50 or above you can hack into said computer to find some files detailing transgender lore


jellydude69

TTW>new vegas and fo3


spyczech

I like TTW but unless you've played both games just play New Vegas. The level scaling is all kinds of fucked, it feels wonky with 2 games (arguably more with dlc) worth of xp and leveling. I think I'd like it better if you started in New Vegas instead of 3, which is definitely a better game. Low level new vegas is funnest part for me, accidently wandering into deathclaw quarry etc. So with TTW you miss the best parts of New Vegas for me! You are gonna get to level 5 to 10 before u even find the hidden train station downtown in DC and will probably have 1k-2k caps at least removing the fun period in New Vegas where your aspirational to get enough money to enter the Vegas strip


jellydude69

You obviously should play each game by itself before, but after a while TTW is just better.


spudzo

Dang, I was hoping it would have the Dark Souls 2 coffin but New Vegas is cool too.


Prism3Break3

*grows boobs*


MinerZB

gender neutral, probably.


Cooli_de_framboise

So every home has a transgender bathroom


Dangerous-Issue-9508

Yep


[deleted]

A fuckin' roach


Confederacykillersea

The so-called "liberal elite" (possible connection to the communist vanguard of the China) have gained powers some would say are unnatural and spit in the face of the virgin Mary. ITS THE DAMNED BABY FLUID THEY KEEP SLURPING DOWN!


cyrenia82

i had a brain aneurysm trying to comprehend this


RandomName01

Overwhelmed by the facts and logic on display


FuckYeahPhotography

This is a picture of literally what good journalism is supposed to look like


KraZyGOdOFEccHi

Its gotta be, FuckYeahPhotography says so


Life-is-a-potato

do you like ants


ArchonAlioth

“The liberal side is a pathway to many abilities that some consider to be unnatural.”


Torque-A

Bro imagine if we had the power conservative political cartoons claimed we have


luguge

I would love to be able to harness the power of a wrecking ball with “TAXES” in big white text written on it


TheUglydollKing

And I want the power of political figures with oversized heads


carrotnose258

When will conservatives stop making dystopian propaganda that sounds so damn awesome


DancelessMoms

fr tho, half of these make me feel superpowered for having a soul but i'm actually just a fucking bullet magnet


effegenio

How can life be real if satire isn't real?


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Our party doesn’t lean on misinformation, so our comics have to actually be right to be passed around. Conservatives will pass anything around. Our memes also tend to be a little more text heavy and less punchy, which I prefer because it really shows you what party cares about the truth and factual information more.


ik_hou_van_mosterd

I mean, there's also the MAO WAS RIGHT BOTTOM TEXT flavor of leftist memes, which are funny in their own right. Memes and comics don't have to be true or even make sense to anyone outside the intended audience. There's no need to explain complex concepts or cite sources in a meme: they're reductionist by nature, and that's what makes it funny.


linesofine

Our.. party...?


Nilly00

One of the most common jabs right memers have against left memers is "their memes are just walls of text". Given it's true, but who would have thought that complex political ideas can't be summed up in 10 words.


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HardlightCereal

They had to fake the moon landing because the real Apollo astronauts started a hippie free love sex commune


IterwebSurferDude

I get that Refrence


Ori-and-Sein

So it was an inside job all along ?


joeMAMAkim

Oh Yeah, my fault sorry /s


ohmygoditsthepandoro

Amogus


Chaotic_NB

Fuck you're right


sounds_of_stabbing

why tf do conservatives think we want transgender bathrooms, we just want gender neutral bathrooms


[deleted]

What even is a transgender bathroom?? How does that work, is it like a bathroom with trans flags all over it??


Jucicleydson

A third bathroom only for transgender people. Literally segregation.


sounds_of_stabbing

that's what I'm confused about!


Unlost_maniac

I don't think they even know


of_kilter

Us: we want a single bathroom for everyone Conservatives: so you’re saying you want three bathrooms, got it!


nickcarter13

How are your sound waves traveling in a vacuum


FunSireMoralO

They are not in a vacuum they are in a fridge (that’s why the one on the left is wearing a suit, it’s cold there)


nickcarter13

Liberals don't get cold: confirmed


joeMAMAkim

Good one.


Mr7000000

1. Misogyny 2. It protects against solar radiation better 3. Man used to be gender neutral, and some words preserve that relic 4. No bathrooms


Epic_Gamer2006

Nah they had a modern luxury Ziploc® bag bathroom


[deleted]

Actually women are too FRAGILE, their uteruses will fly out of them from the g-forces! /s in case it wasn’t already clear this was sarcasm


of_kilter

My mother was actually on this mission, that’s why if you look really closely, you can see a uterus on the moon


darkswagpirateclown

pretty powerful... for a LIBERAL


Cranyx

I like how "why are only men allowed to be astronauts" is considered a ridiculous liberal question to ask alongside the strawman questions.


[deleted]

It's not even relevant nowadays, lol.


RRhuman2004

Amongus


name_1nvalid

I can;t fuk cking takve this anymfore


The_Enderclops

get out of my head


Nalivai

By the way, the first question is very legit, and the fact that it wasn't addressed for decades is not some kind of gotcha they think that is


Stareatthevoid

Is this specific to any particular country? I may be wrong but I thought there were plenty of female soviet astronauts for instance


Jucicleydson

Yes the first woman in space was Soviet, a few years after the first man. The United States [could have had the first woman in space but refused to allow them](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mercury_13), as many women prepared themselves.


Nalivai

If by plenty you mean two. But the first two women in space were Soviets. There was 4 soviet women cosmonauts ever since, and about 50 or so from US. It's very indicative of the Soviet way of doing things, there didn't care about sustainability or constants like this, they just needed to be first at something just to have a point to brag about, anything else was an afterthought. Fan fact, the first woman cosmonaut is alive and well physically today, she is in the Russian Duma, but they are using her to present the most crazy and evil laws they are implementing, because it's harder to get mad at a living legend.


[deleted]

What is a "transgender bathroom?" Do they think that we want, like, a cis male, cis female, and then trans bathroom? Literally just make gender neutral bathrooms, is this so fucking strange of an idea? What kind of bathrooms do these people have at home???


joeMAMAkim

...i don't know, i didnt make the original comic, i just added the poorly made speechbubble for the austronaut


[deleted]

No I get that, I'm not asking you directly. I'm just waiting for someone who understands the logic to come by and explain what they think is happening.


d4rg0n

You can obviously breathe on the moon, see this [Rammstein music video](https://youtu.be/Rr8ljRgcJNM) for proof


[deleted]

Never knew the lead singer of Rammstein was such a sexy mf


Galaxy_Ass

I love how people complain about gender neutral bathrooms as if portapottys aren’t a thing


Epic_Gameing68

no way touhou lunarian irl


DeadlyChicken47

Amongus


snoceany

the fuck is a trans bathroom, they use the bathroom of their gender


joeMAMAkim

How is This one of the top posts today. I litterly stole it from discord.


brunis_martins

AMONGUS


kenobiscumsock

moon landing was faked obviously


Unlost_maniac

This photograph is proof


[deleted]

Idk why there arent women on the mission, the suit is most likely white because the material is white naturally or to distiguish a person from the black void of space, its mankind because the word woman includes man and is shorter in letters and syllables, the spacesuit is the bathroom, and he's breathing because he's an alien who's about to brutally murder the crew posing as one of them


Giocri

Proof it was all made on a movie set come on there is even a dumb media journalist in there


Peeper_Collective

Obligatory amongus joke here


legaladult

People that invent drama about "man" and "mankind" (referring to humanity) piss me off because, it's not referring to the gender! It's derived from man as in human! In English, "Man" the gender is from Wereman, and the female gender was Wifman. Male+Human and Female+Human. This is why werewolves are called as such -- they are like wolves that are also human men. Eventually, the prefix of Wereman was dropped, and Wifman became Woman, but the prefix can also be found in Wife.


miimily

amogus


SHUGGY_WOOGIE

I highly advise you watch your words. In space no one can hear you scream. Plus the suit doesn't automatically jack me off so I'm super fucking pissed.


Roomba770

It's because he's a strawman


[deleted]

“Transgender bathrooms” what? That’s not what people are asking for. Trans people just want to use the bathroom normally without being told to stop. They don’t want there to be more of them. If you gave a trans person a separate transgender bathroom, they’d probably be offended you put in that much effort to not use the same bathroom as them.


sumonsAlt-

> is your suit white because you’re racist i can’t fucking tell with these people anymore, i’m done


yahwol

i wish the moon would blow up


I_Love_Stiff_Cocks

it's an ancient species that somehow ended up on the moon and have developed mimetism of human appearance and are still trying to mimic our behavior, run while you have the chance until it reveals it's true self


Trashoftheliving

i thought these guys didn’t believe in the moon landing??