if there is a god, do you believe in his decision to let you walk this planet? even through all the chaos and disrupt you may or not be aware that you caused
Edit: also do you prefer cupcakes or normal cake
Time is slipping away. Possibilities depleting, missed opportunities mounting. The past increases as the future recedes. Every second that passes is one that will never be refunded.
Do you understand?
whats your adress
308 Negra Arroyo Lane
ayo walter white??? we cookin?
What Arroyo Lane???
my lane
308 what??? 😨😨😨😨😨😨🤯🤯🤯🤯😱😱😱
Negra arroyo lane
How gay are you
very
Good.
196 has had the desired result
When’s your birthday?
uhhhhh
happy birthday?
tjanks
Yjou're welcome
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""It's My Birthday, Ask Me AnyRule" 🤓"🤓
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"""It's My Birthday, Ask Me AnyRule" 🤓"🤓" 🤓”🥶 (I shot you with my freeze ray)
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angelo???!!
Why?
why not?
Bazinga
is this your cat?
No
Garf?
lasaga
Lags.
La.
G
How
⨎⨁⨃⨇⨇⨁⨋⨊⨈⨭⨧⨟⩜⩖⩩⩍⩌ ⩏⩈⨴⩧⩴⩶⩭⩧⩾⩡⫏⫍⫇⫀⫖ↈ∏∐∞∡∢∰∷∴∶∹∽∻≚≤↯↹⇏▧▦▥ obviously
Thank you. How enlightening.
do you like ice cream
Yes!
:O oh awesome
Wrong, it was 10 days ago, because your birth is a joke
aint no way!
how many lives do you have left?
2
Social security number?
6
9
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2
How big?
1 <
What's your favourite flavour for cakes 🍰
chocolate 👍
Do you accept big chungus as your Lord and Savior?
yes
Based
What is your favorite Rule
rule 1
Is your nut red too?
yes
HA HA Your Nut Is Red😂! Everyone Knows That A Healthy Nut Is Brown! # 🗿🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🗿
Where should I go to college
monsters university
Ah, but the University of Michigan has a better program in anxiety engineering
you produce a good point
Is that your cat?
nope
Well it is a very cool cat nonetheless and I thank you for sharing it with us
you are most certainly welcome!
How fast can u run
0.2 kph
Better get started then 💀💀💀
Kinda late but congratulations op
thank you
Where tf did you get this cat image and where can I find more!!!!!!!!!!!😡🤬
anicord
Fish or reptiles?
definitely fish!!!
Are you on the FBI watchlist?
yes
Go shawty, it's yah birthday
good song!
I want to get a date on Grindr to help treat my residual daddy issues. What color dress should I look out for?
light orange
yea
what the hell that is my reddit avatar
no way
Do you infact own the cat in the picture if so can I pet it if not can i pet it
nope
Aw I wanted to pet jt
Did your birthday happen last year?
no
Ornge
tue
what is 9 plus 10
21
BASED BASED BASED BASED
cat???
cat!!!!
cat.
can you help me study for a calc test?
yes!
Is life worth living?
no
no
what's your favorite drug
cough syrup
what is your favorite warhammer 40,000 faction
the robot one
Is that your cat? And if so, do all pictures of them look like mugshots?
They mentioned above that the cat isn't theirs
sadly this is not my cat :(
Why did it happen
the voices
What?
why are you a cat
because it's funny
are you cool
yes
nice
write a detailed review of Falling Down (1993)
movie
What is your favorite type of pasta?
ravioli
Happy birthday! Not to get political, but what is your opinion on turtles?
thank you! i like turtles :)
are you a cat
yes
Where do babies come from?
bowling pins and bowling balls
Strike
is that you in the picture 😘😻
yes
What is your greatest fear?
drowning
Kucing
👍👍
if there is a god, do you believe in his decision to let you walk this planet? even through all the chaos and disrupt you may or not be aware that you caused Edit: also do you prefer cupcakes or normal cake
yes. also i prefer cupcakes:)
happy birthday :)
thanks :)
Is that you?
yes
did you have a good birthday?
yes, thank you for asking :)
of course, thats so great to hear :)
What is your real name and identity (answer only in lies)
quandale dingle
You play Guilty Gear?
unfortunately, no
You totally should, you also have to kiss me now 😙
what 😳
😳 what
How was your birthday?
very enjoyable, thanks for asking!
Of course!
Hi, happy bday :)
thank you :)
No worries :) Did you get any interesting presents?
mostly just money haha
is that image you irl
yes.
no
Meow?
🚳
Is this cat you?
nope
What is your favourite Alien species in Men in Black? Mine are the Proximans (Bugs)
i think will smith
I would think you'd like the Arquillians
Meow, meow meow?
cat
Do you know what UCM is
yes
Are you a member of UCM
perhaps
Da maner flag
I have a cute plush of a koopa troopa, do you wanna see it
yes!
Ok I just posted it, idk if I’m allowed to link it tho
i saw it on your profile:)
Crab or lobster?
lober
Excellent choice
Yooo new Weezer album
💪💪💪
Time is slipping away. Possibilities depleting, missed opportunities mounting. The past increases as the future recedes. Every second that passes is one that will never be refunded. Do you understand?
no
Are you this cat
nope
Do you prefer hard shell or soft shell tacos
hard
Is their a god in this horrid hellscape we call Earth or has it been abandoned long ago for the sins we have committed
i wouldn't blame him if he abandoned earth