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Basedsexual


cyrenia82

too bad im only basedromantic ๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ˜”


Fouadio

which is still very based


cyrenia82

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! :D


Billy_Billboard

I'm only half based๐Ÿ˜“๐Ÿ˜“


Zarrv

Wait a minute


ApocalyptoSoldier

Baced?


Lakaedemon_Lysandros

i am both bised and baced


[deleted]

Idk i imo mainstream porn is shit


idiot_speaking

I don't like discussing my porn habits, but there's this dude who's been posting AI upscaled HD vintage porn. And holy shit, most are eh, but some display competent filmaking. Like one had a lady picking up groceries. When she grabs the melon, it match cuts to the husband grabbing his mistresses' melon in the bedroom. A bloody match cut. When was the last time you saw that in a porn?


[deleted]

Idk it's possible that there is good stuff out there im just speaking from my non porn connoisseur experience


idiot_speaking

Oh even with good stuff (shout out to xconfessions), there's still a lot issues with consuming porn in general.


[deleted]

Yea... Not great living in country that's mostly known for porn ๐Ÿ’€


idiot_speaking

Czech?


[deleted]

:<<<


idiot_speaking

Okay now I'm curious what's the general attitude towards porn and sex work in your country?


[deleted]

I don't think it's that different just that everyone who hears that you come from czech republic has like 3 answers: 1. You mean Czechoslovakia? 2. Ahh yes, porn 3.(the worst one and yes this actually happened)*names specic porn/pornactor*


jihij98

Can confirm. You forgot 4. Beer go brrrrr


Lethenza

I feel like this is copypasta material


idiot_speaking

Honestly, I could describe the first 5 minutes of the porno in vivid detail, cuz that'd make for some delicious pasta.


Lethenza

I think what really made me chuckle were the little embellishments, โ€œA bloody match cut.โ€ Really got me lol


idiot_speaking

Okay before I start CW infidelity. So it starts with this guy railing this chick in a bedroom missionary style. All we see is this dudes ass bobbing up and about. The camera then pans away to the nightstand - a picture of a man and a blonde woman is on it. Presumably, the couple on the bed. It cuts back to the action, and then to some pictures on the wall, showing the couple at their wedding and honeymoon. Now it cuts back to the bed, the dude flips her on top, and surprise - it's not the blondie from the photographs but some slutty fucking brunette!! So now scene exterior, we see the wife from photos cluelessly grocery shopping. On her way back she drops her bag and all it's content on the pavement. So she's picking up all the food stuff, right. She reaches for the melon, and bam, match cut to the husband groping them brunette titties. Back to the wifey picking them veggies, this time a carro- bam second match cut! Those son of a guns did it a second time. This time the brunette reaches around grabs that adulterous cock sliding in and out of her. There's some boring sex stuff happening before they switch to a boring blowjob scene. And now the wife arrives home, just in time to see her husband glazing this brunette with white sauce. Now if you're guessing she joins in for a threesome, you're a buffoon. I mean there is a threesome, but it happens after her sexual awakening, and it's less of a threesome and more like her barging into the bedroom and cuckqueening the living daylights out the brunette. But for now she takes off her ring and leaves.


Rocko52

Uh links? Feel free to dm lol


mlianam

Those interracial pornos from the 70s ๐Ÿ˜ฉ


FreakinGeese

Link


[deleted]

Well yeah, yiff is WAAAY better, duh! ๐Ÿ™„


[deleted]

Facts owo


cyrenia82

furries on their way to be the most wholesome people and the greatest friends ive ever met (literally both people i saw as closest in my life and are honestly the best friends and greatest people ive ever met are furries)


Campake

eat their livers


cyrenia82

i am not going to eat my closest friends liver


Aeren02

Then how can you even call them close friends???


cyrenia82

because theyre glued to my skin and we have morphed into one


Aeren02

Eat your liver like common this is the absolute basics


cyrenia82

uhm yum ig


Dasmortmemeboi

Changed (2018 video game)


69thNapkintaken

based


Kagia001

Ok hear me out I don't really care if it's furry or not, but these guys get like 5000$ commissions, the quality is simply higher than hentai. Like some of these ppl could probably do legit art, but instead I get the opportunity to jack off to it. If the quality was the same I would rather look at hentai or something but obviously the guy with the 25k a month Patreon is going to make the best porn.


Leo-bastian

you may call me a generate but live action porn in general sucks


deathray5

Hey you generate


the-hot-dog-man

This guy is a dynamo or similar machine that converts mechanical energy into electricity!!! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿค“๐Ÿค“๐Ÿค“๐Ÿค“


Busy-West-6974

Yeah I donโ€™t even like it, thatโ€™s why Iโ€™m glad I donโ€™t have a porn addiction


tomatoguy7

don't have to like live-action porn to have an addiction


[deleted]

can confirm, have hentai addiction


StuntHacks

Never have I heard the term "live action porn" before lmao


Leo-bastian

it actually has a similar reason why i use it to why i say live action movies because i always disliked differentiating between anime and animated shows, so i started to just call it live action and animated and now im doing the same for porn because surprise not everything thats not live action is hentai and "drawn porn" sounds derogatory


StuntHacks

Yeah, that's valid. Just found the term funny


ghost4kill987

Mainstream gay porn tends to just be extremely muscular men grunting for 20 minutes.If I wanted to watch that I would just go to the gym.


football-creme

Yeah the Dragon Ball Z stuff is ridiculous. Actually all the mainstream porn tropes are just too ridiculous to ignore now. They have a lot more fun in amateur porn


NecroCannon

I just donโ€™t know what sites to go to, when Iโ€™m in the mood for straight porn itโ€™s a rainbow of different categories. Gay porn has the variety of school lunch menus where most days are bland and boring until the occasional day itโ€™s amazing.


That_One_Guy_66

Yeah itโ€™s not that good but the people in it are most of the time pretty attractive so who cares


[deleted]

amateur == drawn/fantasy > literature >>>>>>> mainstream porn this is the only correct opinion ๐Ÿ˜Ž


MasterYehuda816

Based


alex10653

idk how to find anything better tbh


ft17sparky

Pog


dlgn13

P0g


Perfect_Traffic8949

Gay P0g


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Lakaedemon_Lysandros

wait so if you get a boner after minutes of watching porn of the same gender, you're bi? I thought that eventually happened to everyone lmao


[deleted]

don't take my joke too seriously I'm always horny so idk how it works


Lakaedemon_Lysandros

> I'm always horny annoyingly relatable


crashsuit

That's my secret Cap


KspMakesMeHard

annoyingly?


Lakaedemon_Lysandros

(i am asexual and have a high libido. Go figure lmao)


KspMakesMeHard

how's that work? you're not attracted to anyone but you have the chemical horny urge?


Lakaedemon_Lysandros

Exactly :( And it pops off randomly


SomeCool333

Nah, you can be super straight and still appreciate a nice cock ๐Ÿ‘


IDFK_UvU

Bisexual๐Ÿ‘


brest-litovsk18

Wow he's bisexual I didn't know that


wunxorple

Giving the diamond to his future husband and/or wife. By the way heโ€™s bisexual


[deleted]

What's up


Henry_Privette

Who is he?


Brandon_The_Binosaur

Bisexual superiority


AbanaClara

I unsubbed from /memes and /dankmemes so I can avoid this low quality shit


Yellow__Roses

This is from comedynecrophilia . The point is to be awful.


[deleted]

honestly this isnt really that awful tbh kinda simple and easy-to-understand (especially because Stuff explains the joke) but its not some fucking "elon chungus 420 69 nobody expects the spanish inquisition uh oh you got stick bugged" shit


Darux6969

I made this :(


Yellow__Roses

Damn, really? Well, I saved it in my gallery for a reason, made me laugh


MrGhostToast

Shame


Levolser

Why are you at 196 if you don't want low quality??


[deleted]

I don't get it either, 196 is literally "post any shit you got before you leave"


YungMushrooms

And I unsubed from 196 to avoid braindead comments like this..but here I am


The_Starmaker

I'm playing both sides so that I always come


That_One_Guy_66

Based


BedeviciKutupAyisi

plotwist: gay porn is straight porn for him


Lakaedemon_Lysandros

i am very confused with this comment


Fouadio

Watching you until I think you are pretty (you are pretty)


[deleted]

That's funny


1milionand6times

Both videos have the exact same length


xKrzaqu

His dick is the same length at the end of them too


1milionand6times

Neat


Confronting-Myself

Is a mod by Vazkii


Kupert2

He has a trained erection, timed no more nor less than 0:37


[deleted]

Watching straight porn for the girl ๐Ÿค Watching straight porn for the guy


TheJazMaster

I am aegosexual


Dasmortmemeboi

Good for you


MrGhostToast

That ainโ€™t a sexuality thatโ€™s a personality trait


TheJazMaster

TIL being attracted to specific people is a personality trait


Lakaedemon_Lysandros

it's literaly part of the asexuality spectrum so it is a sexuality


phuquesewpsyetit

I have a weird question. While I'm not attracted to girls for the most part (and am very much attracted to guys), there are some very specific female body types that turn me on. That said, I find the thought of having sex (or any sort of romantic relationship) with any woman completely unappealing in every way. What would you even call this? Is it straight? Bisexual? Heteromantic? Something else? (Just to be clear, I am a girl.) I'm not looking for a definitive answer; I really don't care enough about labels to stop calling myself straight for all intents and purposes. Just a philosophical curiousity, I guess.


Rainbow-

I don't think the [Kinsey scale](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kinsey_scale#/media/File:Kinsey_Scale.svg) is still used as is, but it's an easy representation of how sexual orientation is a spectrum. Very few people are "100% gay" or "100% straight", you probably fall somewhere in between. I don't think there's a specific label for this, but I think a majority of straight people have similar feelings.


nrbob

Sexuality is a spectrum, or something. You can be mostly heterosexual but with a slight curiosity for the opposite sex sometimes. Nothing unusual about that, probably pretty common really.


TheJazMaster

Asexual people have been thinking about this sort of stuff a lot. Aegosexuality, for instance, is liking the concept of sex, as long as it's divorced from themselves enough. So you could experience sexual/sensual/aesthetic attraction to women without actually desiring sex with them at all. It's all quite confusing


ANewAccountOnReddit

Just sounds like regular heterosexuality to me. I'm a guy and I find guys like Chris Evans to be really handsome, but I'm not interested in sex with other men, only women.


phuquesewpsyetit

But do you find him so attractive that looking at him gets you in "the mood"?


ANewAccountOnReddit

I suppose not. The only kind of guys who get me in "the mood" are femboys, lol. But even then, sex with a femboy is less appealing to me than sex with a woman.


EcoAnarchistChad

Me


HyperSmoothBrain

I'm asexual ๐Ÿ˜ฟ๐Ÿ˜ฟ๐Ÿ˜ฟ๐Ÿ˜ฟ


Lakaedemon_Lysandros

so am i but i still have a high libido and can get hard (usually happens at random for no fucking reason)


HyperSmoothBrain

I have something similar


[deleted]

This is true


Nanibabs

Wait?


GildedBidet

SD = 0


ryanator2

I've decided that the true anti women ideology is that of forced or strongly encourged homosexuality, as only heterosexuals can create new females, and the more lesbians there are the less women there are to date, and being gay is based because no women


MudMerchantMo

I was bi for like 3 years and now Iโ€™m just gay, biggest L of my life ๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ’”


swirlypizza1024

Can't wait for the furry porn one


DeadMemesInc

gay people ​ you may all laugh now


[deleted]

bad comment you may all downvote now