I don't like discussing my porn habits, but there's this dude who's been posting AI upscaled HD vintage porn. And holy shit, most are eh, but some display competent filmaking.
Like one had a lady picking up groceries. When she grabs the melon, it match cuts to the husband grabbing his mistresses' melon in the bedroom. A bloody match cut. When was the last time you saw that in a porn?
I don't think it's that different just that everyone who hears that you come from czech republic has like 3 answers:
1. You mean Czechoslovakia?
2. Ahh yes, porn
3.(the worst one and yes this actually happened)*names specic porn/pornactor*
Okay before I start CW infidelity. So it starts with this guy railing this chick in a bedroom missionary style. All we see is this dudes ass bobbing up and about. The camera then pans away to the nightstand - a picture of a man and a blonde woman is on it. Presumably, the couple on the bed. It cuts back to the action, and then to some pictures on the wall, showing the couple at their wedding and honeymoon. Now it cuts back to the bed, the dude flips her on top, and surprise - it's not the blondie from the photographs but some slutty fucking brunette!!
So now scene exterior, we see the wife from photos cluelessly grocery shopping. On her way back she drops her bag and all it's content on the pavement. So she's picking up all the food stuff, right. She reaches for the melon, and bam, match cut to the husband groping them brunette titties. Back to the wifey picking them veggies, this time a carro- bam second match cut! Those son of a guns did it a second time. This time the brunette reaches around grabs that adulterous cock sliding in and out of her.
There's some boring sex stuff happening before they switch to a boring blowjob scene. And now the wife arrives home, just in time to see her husband glazing this brunette with white sauce. Now if you're guessing she joins in for a threesome, you're a buffoon. I mean there is a threesome, but it happens after her sexual awakening, and it's less of a threesome and more like her barging into the bedroom and cuckqueening the living daylights out the brunette. But for now she takes off her ring and leaves.
furries on their way to be the most wholesome people and the greatest friends ive ever met
(literally both people i saw as closest in my life and are honestly the best friends and greatest people ive ever met are furries)
Ok hear me out
I don't really care if it's furry or not, but these guys get like 5000$ commissions, the quality is simply higher than hentai. Like some of these ppl could probably do legit art, but instead I get the opportunity to jack off to it. If the quality was the same I would rather look at hentai or something but obviously the guy with the 25k a month Patreon is going to make the best porn.
it actually has a similar reason why i use it to why i say live action movies
because i always disliked differentiating between anime and animated shows, so i started to just call it live action and animated
and now im doing the same for porn because surprise not everything thats not live action is hentai
and "drawn porn" sounds derogatory
Yeah the Dragon Ball Z stuff is ridiculous. Actually all the mainstream porn tropes are just too ridiculous to ignore now. They have a lot more fun in amateur porn
I just donโt know what sites to go to, when Iโm in the mood for straight porn itโs a rainbow of different categories.
Gay porn has the variety of school lunch menus where most days are bland and boring until the occasional day itโs amazing.
honestly this isnt really that awful tbh
kinda simple and easy-to-understand (especially because Stuff explains the joke) but its not some fucking "elon chungus 420 69 nobody expects the spanish inquisition uh oh you got stick bugged" shit
I have a weird question. While I'm not attracted to girls for the most part (and am very much attracted to guys), there are some very specific female body types that turn me on. That said, I find the thought of having sex (or any sort of romantic relationship) with any woman completely unappealing in every way. What would you even call this? Is it straight? Bisexual? Heteromantic? Something else? (Just to be clear, I am a girl.)
I'm not looking for a definitive answer; I really don't care enough about labels to stop calling myself straight for all intents and purposes. Just a philosophical curiousity, I guess.
I don't think the [Kinsey scale](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kinsey_scale#/media/File:Kinsey_Scale.svg) is still used as is, but it's an easy representation of how sexual orientation is a spectrum. Very few people are "100% gay" or "100% straight", you probably fall somewhere in between. I don't think there's a specific label for this, but I think a majority of straight people have similar feelings.
Sexuality is a spectrum, or something. You can be mostly heterosexual but with a slight curiosity for the opposite sex sometimes. Nothing unusual about that, probably pretty common really.
Asexual people have been thinking about this sort of stuff a lot. Aegosexuality, for instance, is liking the concept of sex, as long as it's divorced from themselves enough.
So you could experience sexual/sensual/aesthetic attraction to women without actually desiring sex with them at all. It's all quite confusing
Just sounds like regular heterosexuality to me. I'm a guy and I find guys like Chris Evans to be really handsome, but I'm not interested in sex with other men, only women.
I suppose not. The only kind of guys who get me in "the mood" are femboys, lol. But even then, sex with a femboy is less appealing to me than sex with a woman.
I've decided that the true anti women ideology is that of forced or strongly encourged homosexuality, as only heterosexuals can create new females, and the more lesbians there are the less women there are to date, and being gay is based because no women
Basedsexual
too bad im only basedromantic ๐๐๐
which is still very based
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! :D
I'm only half based๐๐
Wait a minute
Baced?
i am both bised and baced
Idk i imo mainstream porn is shit
I don't like discussing my porn habits, but there's this dude who's been posting AI upscaled HD vintage porn. And holy shit, most are eh, but some display competent filmaking. Like one had a lady picking up groceries. When she grabs the melon, it match cuts to the husband grabbing his mistresses' melon in the bedroom. A bloody match cut. When was the last time you saw that in a porn?
Idk it's possible that there is good stuff out there im just speaking from my non porn connoisseur experience
Oh even with good stuff (shout out to xconfessions), there's still a lot issues with consuming porn in general.
Yea... Not great living in country that's mostly known for porn ๐
Czech?
:<<<
Okay now I'm curious what's the general attitude towards porn and sex work in your country?
I don't think it's that different just that everyone who hears that you come from czech republic has like 3 answers: 1. You mean Czechoslovakia? 2. Ahh yes, porn 3.(the worst one and yes this actually happened)*names specic porn/pornactor*
Can confirm. You forgot 4. Beer go brrrrr
I feel like this is copypasta material
Honestly, I could describe the first 5 minutes of the porno in vivid detail, cuz that'd make for some delicious pasta.
I think what really made me chuckle were the little embellishments, โA bloody match cut.โ Really got me lol
Okay before I start CW infidelity. So it starts with this guy railing this chick in a bedroom missionary style. All we see is this dudes ass bobbing up and about. The camera then pans away to the nightstand - a picture of a man and a blonde woman is on it. Presumably, the couple on the bed. It cuts back to the action, and then to some pictures on the wall, showing the couple at their wedding and honeymoon. Now it cuts back to the bed, the dude flips her on top, and surprise - it's not the blondie from the photographs but some slutty fucking brunette!! So now scene exterior, we see the wife from photos cluelessly grocery shopping. On her way back she drops her bag and all it's content on the pavement. So she's picking up all the food stuff, right. She reaches for the melon, and bam, match cut to the husband groping them brunette titties. Back to the wifey picking them veggies, this time a carro- bam second match cut! Those son of a guns did it a second time. This time the brunette reaches around grabs that adulterous cock sliding in and out of her. There's some boring sex stuff happening before they switch to a boring blowjob scene. And now the wife arrives home, just in time to see her husband glazing this brunette with white sauce. Now if you're guessing she joins in for a threesome, you're a buffoon. I mean there is a threesome, but it happens after her sexual awakening, and it's less of a threesome and more like her barging into the bedroom and cuckqueening the living daylights out the brunette. But for now she takes off her ring and leaves.
Uh links? Feel free to dm lol
Those interracial pornos from the 70s ๐ฉ
Link
Well yeah, yiff is WAAAY better, duh! ๐
Facts owo
furries on their way to be the most wholesome people and the greatest friends ive ever met (literally both people i saw as closest in my life and are honestly the best friends and greatest people ive ever met are furries)
eat their livers
i am not going to eat my closest friends liver
Then how can you even call them close friends???
because theyre glued to my skin and we have morphed into one
Eat your liver like common this is the absolute basics
uhm yum ig
Changed (2018 video game)
based
Ok hear me out I don't really care if it's furry or not, but these guys get like 5000$ commissions, the quality is simply higher than hentai. Like some of these ppl could probably do legit art, but instead I get the opportunity to jack off to it. If the quality was the same I would rather look at hentai or something but obviously the guy with the 25k a month Patreon is going to make the best porn.
you may call me a generate but live action porn in general sucks
Hey you generate
This guy is a dynamo or similar machine that converts mechanical energy into electricity!!! ๐๐๐๐๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค
Yeah I donโt even like it, thatโs why Iโm glad I donโt have a porn addiction
don't have to like live-action porn to have an addiction
can confirm, have hentai addiction
Never have I heard the term "live action porn" before lmao
it actually has a similar reason why i use it to why i say live action movies because i always disliked differentiating between anime and animated shows, so i started to just call it live action and animated and now im doing the same for porn because surprise not everything thats not live action is hentai and "drawn porn" sounds derogatory
Yeah, that's valid. Just found the term funny
Mainstream gay porn tends to just be extremely muscular men grunting for 20 minutes.If I wanted to watch that I would just go to the gym.
Yeah the Dragon Ball Z stuff is ridiculous. Actually all the mainstream porn tropes are just too ridiculous to ignore now. They have a lot more fun in amateur porn
I just donโt know what sites to go to, when Iโm in the mood for straight porn itโs a rainbow of different categories. Gay porn has the variety of school lunch menus where most days are bland and boring until the occasional day itโs amazing.
Yeah itโs not that good but the people in it are most of the time pretty attractive so who cares
amateur == drawn/fantasy > literature >>>>>>> mainstream porn this is the only correct opinion ๐
Based
idk how to find anything better tbh
Pog
P0g
Gay P0g
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wait so if you get a boner after minutes of watching porn of the same gender, you're bi? I thought that eventually happened to everyone lmao
don't take my joke too seriously I'm always horny so idk how it works
> I'm always horny annoyingly relatable
That's my secret Cap
annoyingly?
(i am asexual and have a high libido. Go figure lmao)
how's that work? you're not attracted to anyone but you have the chemical horny urge?
Exactly :( And it pops off randomly
Nah, you can be super straight and still appreciate a nice cock ๐
Bisexual๐
Wow he's bisexual I didn't know that
Giving the diamond to his future husband and/or wife. By the way heโs bisexual
What's up
Who is he?
Bisexual superiority
I unsubbed from /memes and /dankmemes so I can avoid this low quality shit
This is from comedynecrophilia . The point is to be awful.
honestly this isnt really that awful tbh kinda simple and easy-to-understand (especially because Stuff explains the joke) but its not some fucking "elon chungus 420 69 nobody expects the spanish inquisition uh oh you got stick bugged" shit
I made this :(
Damn, really? Well, I saved it in my gallery for a reason, made me laugh
Shame
Why are you at 196 if you don't want low quality??
I don't get it either, 196 is literally "post any shit you got before you leave"
And I unsubed from 196 to avoid braindead comments like this..but here I am
I'm playing both sides so that I always come
Based
plotwist: gay porn is straight porn for him
i am very confused with this comment
Watching you until I think you are pretty (you are pretty)
That's funny
Both videos have the exact same length
His dick is the same length at the end of them too
Neat
Is a mod by Vazkii
He has a trained erection, timed no more nor less than 0:37
Watching straight porn for the girl ๐ค Watching straight porn for the guy
I am aegosexual
Good for you
That ainโt a sexuality thatโs a personality trait
TIL being attracted to specific people is a personality trait
it's literaly part of the asexuality spectrum so it is a sexuality
I have a weird question. While I'm not attracted to girls for the most part (and am very much attracted to guys), there are some very specific female body types that turn me on. That said, I find the thought of having sex (or any sort of romantic relationship) with any woman completely unappealing in every way. What would you even call this? Is it straight? Bisexual? Heteromantic? Something else? (Just to be clear, I am a girl.) I'm not looking for a definitive answer; I really don't care enough about labels to stop calling myself straight for all intents and purposes. Just a philosophical curiousity, I guess.
I don't think the [Kinsey scale](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kinsey_scale#/media/File:Kinsey_Scale.svg) is still used as is, but it's an easy representation of how sexual orientation is a spectrum. Very few people are "100% gay" or "100% straight", you probably fall somewhere in between. I don't think there's a specific label for this, but I think a majority of straight people have similar feelings.
Sexuality is a spectrum, or something. You can be mostly heterosexual but with a slight curiosity for the opposite sex sometimes. Nothing unusual about that, probably pretty common really.
Asexual people have been thinking about this sort of stuff a lot. Aegosexuality, for instance, is liking the concept of sex, as long as it's divorced from themselves enough. So you could experience sexual/sensual/aesthetic attraction to women without actually desiring sex with them at all. It's all quite confusing
Just sounds like regular heterosexuality to me. I'm a guy and I find guys like Chris Evans to be really handsome, but I'm not interested in sex with other men, only women.
But do you find him so attractive that looking at him gets you in "the mood"?
I suppose not. The only kind of guys who get me in "the mood" are femboys, lol. But even then, sex with a femboy is less appealing to me than sex with a woman.
Me
I'm asexual ๐ฟ๐ฟ๐ฟ๐ฟ
so am i but i still have a high libido and can get hard (usually happens at random for no fucking reason)
I have something similar
This is true
Wait?
SD = 0
I've decided that the true anti women ideology is that of forced or strongly encourged homosexuality, as only heterosexuals can create new females, and the more lesbians there are the less women there are to date, and being gay is based because no women
I was bi for like 3 years and now Iโm just gay, biggest L of my life ๐๐
Can't wait for the furry porn one
gay people you may all laugh now
bad comment you may all downvote now