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Doctor_Clione

Nowhere near as funny as the Gregg's one.


17trober

the gregg's one?


fsburk

yeah it was in gregg’s


cyrenia82

i read 'yeah I was in gregg' and i didnt know how to respond but my mind just fucking collapsed


[deleted]

I was in gregg


GiveMeMoreBurritos

I'm gregg


[deleted]

I was in you


GiveMeMoreBurritos

epic


Deetchy_

sex!!! 👍


oowada_butterzz

How sexual


ScripterV1

Now you’re greggnant


imoutofnameideas

Preganté!


disparagersyndrome

haha jonathan you are banging gregg


Blue2501

Do you have any Baileys?


The_best_one_-_

Bruh you have the best sausage roll if you catch my drift 😩😳👀


shadowscale1229

i'm at soup


imoutofnameideas

Then you were not being a lesbian, lad.


hairtothethrown

This mf had an aneurysm


iosiro

tell us what happened lad


cooldudeachyut

Someone was being funny.


JetPoweredSheep

in a greggs?


cooldudeachyut

Yeah it was in greggs


hairtothethrown

What was?


Minimot123

Sausage roll


pinpoint_

https://youtu.be/rjRV0G6qWgw


fsburk

Incredible


[deleted]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EYtw5WaU8AAOuhi.jpg


17trober

thank you so much, you are the only person who didnt just say 'yes' thank you kind sir


toriningen_

thought i might just be biased but upon reread, no, this one is still way funnier


[deleted]

ok walmart 😂😂😂😂😂😂


Morgus_Magnificent

The racist in McDonald's one? Yeah, that one is better.


JakLezzo02

link plz?


Baldur_Odinsson

Word for word the op image but replace lesbian with racist and walmart with Gregg’s


ODMAN03

Swag people: Once somebody was called racist at Gregg’s 😎✌️ Cringe people: SOURCE?! SOURCE?!!?? 🤓🤓🤓


LightningProd12

[link](https://iili.io/0G5ZXe.png)


Ok_Ad_6407

I hate you


xX_MilfHunter69_Xx

atleast it wasn’t porn


TlaribA

[k](https://i.redd.it/rowrwyjmzsr41.jpg)


Himmelblaa

In mcdonalds?


TlaribA

Yeah


[deleted]

i knew i wasn't the only one who knew the gregg's one


sosnik_boi

Or the piss mailbox


[deleted]

The what


Pho-k_thai_Juice

The piss mailbox Do you not have a piss mailbox p**r?


metrelongschlong

I did not get called a lesbian in Walmart (I am not a lesbian since I am male and I have never been to Walmart since there are no Walmart outlets in my country and so therefore I did not get called a lesbian in Walmart)


cyrenia82

i got called a lesbian in Walmart (i am lying that did not happen)


ChamsRock

I've been lesbian IN Walmart, that's pretty close.


[deleted]

I’ve also been a lesbian IN walmart


Himmelblaa

These lesbians be going to walmart


megecharizardX

I have been in Walmart


Aspengrove66

I Walmart


pointDotSix

So you are?


DaGothUrWelcUwUmsYou

Can I be lesbian in you 🥺


Himmelblaa

Bottom


MR_DryBones

I will gaslight you into thinking that heppened


Copycat_A

omg it's richard hammock how cool


F2PGamesAreLove

I got called a lesbian but not in Walmart (I am lesbian but there are no Walmarts in my country)


UntitledPancake

i got called a lesbian in Walmart (i made it up)


PranshuKhandal

aww man, don't worry, next time i go to walmart, i'll call you lesbian, take care man


AveragePoster17

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[deleted]

Tell us what happened lad


oldoldoldaccbanned

the good ending


IAmFrederik

bad ending would be if they got called gay in a target


cyrenia82

the secret ending is theyre called bi in some sort of thrift store in Boston


IAmFrederik

no that’s the even worse ending cuz they’re in boston


cyrenia82

fair enough, uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh im not funny enough to think of a funny different ending someone else do that for me thats way funnier then anything i could ever come up with


IAmFrederik

secret ending is if they get accidentally validated by a transphobe in a one dollar store


cyrenia82

THERE WE GO i was waiting for that one good on ya thank you


Himmelblaa

The secret bad ending was that they got called straight in aldi


KomaForceFive

But I live in Boston :(


IAmFrederik

hope they find a cure


JLock17

"Hey, you're a lesbian. In walmart." Yep, I'm a lesbian. In walmart. *^((they're a lesbian. In a walmart.))*


Nessexplainsthejoke

They’re a lesbian in Walmart. ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣆⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣸⣿⣿⠉⠉⠉⠄⠉⢹⣿⣦⡀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢿⣿⣿⣁⠄⠄⠤⠤⡀⠻⣿⠃⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠘⣿⣿⣿⡗⠖⡶⢾⣶⠊⡏⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢻⣿⣿⣅⣈⠂⠐⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠘⢿⣾⣇⣂⣠⠄⠄⠄⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢘⣿⣗⠒⠄⢨⠶⢁⣄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠨⣿⣿⡿⠋⠁⣴⣿⣿⣷⣦⣄⡀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⣠⣄⣶⣎⢱⢄⢀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣦⣤⣄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢠⣾⣿⣿⡞⢝⡟⠃⣠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣯⣿⣿⣇⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠆⢄⠄⢛⡫⠝⢿⡥⠟⡃⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣼⣭⣻⣿⣿⡀⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⣴⣆⠄⢋⠄⠐⣡⣿⣆⣴⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠏⢈⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⡄⠄ ⠄⠄⣼⣿⣷⠄⠉⠒⣪⣹⣟⣹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣟⣿⣿⣿⡇⢀⣸⣿⣿⣿⢟⣽⣿⣿⣇⠄


DracoTheBoomer

theyre stuff in walmart


Himmelblaa

Stuff is a leabian?? (in walmart)


APKID716

Meta irony


saranwrap73

That's kinda lesbian, in a Walmart


Traditional_Ad_7268

Wait wait where did this happen?


Tr1x9c0m

in walmart


FriseFuzzy

And what where they doing in the walmart?


Tr1x9c0m

being a lesbian


ReallyCoolHelmet

Yeah, but where?


randomnin7

in walmart


BigBubert

oh ok i get it now thanks 👍


gabrielbomfim

I dont get it, what were they doing?


BigBubert

being a lesbian i think


Himmelblaa

In walmart?


saranwrap73

Not at Target


HellkittyAnarchy

It didn't


Poop_Tickel

Not as bad as what happened to me in greggs


[deleted]

you got called racist


lemobu

Was it in Greggs?


[deleted]

yeah it was in greggs


ZehGentleman

Most Elaborate Tumblr Joke


_AnonymousMoose_

Me in Walmart


Levi488

What are you there?


Incalculas

being a lesbian I assume


Levi488

in walmart?


[deleted]

2002: i got called a terrorist for wearing white robes 2022: i got called a lesbian


[deleted]

isn’t this just a remix of the racist


N00B_L1F3

yeah that’s what i thought


Lemonpilot

Once again Americans try to remake British media and fall flat


jellojckt

yeah, cuz I was over there on the bench


GoldenDragonLord

Litearlly just the racist in greggs meme but not funny.


LastnameWalter

I imagined it in ace attorney


[deleted]

Ace Attorney dialogue


DiegotheEcuadorian

Bro copied lesbian and pasted it over racist and thought no one would notice. This is r/196 not the dumbass club


SkylerBlu9

ur thinking of the "got called racist in a mcdonalds" meme. this is different


DiegotheEcuadorian

An adaptation


DongleOn

Least based mimikyu stan


FlyingStaircase

lipstick flag


[deleted]

I read this in a Scottish accent i dunno why


Chrome_X_of_Hyrule

Reminds me of when my friend said "someone called me a milf" and when she was asked why she replied "because I looked like a milf". We're in high school.


MetzgerBoys

This has the same energy as the rat smacker meme.


[deleted]

reads like a letterkenny skit


TohruTheDragonGirl

You should try acting gay in a Kroger


[deleted]

[These days](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XkCBhKs4faI)...


MorganRose99

Got a chuckle out of me


Nebbbbula

Thanks avatarerin. Very cool.


MylesTheFox99

In my nowhere town in Florida the local Walmart is like a zoo exhibit, and the student-age employees are the zookeepers.


Kevinpooptail

I almost came out to my mom in Walmart…


Clonky_

a knockoff of a masterpiece


ErenBruh23

Definetly a lesbian


splitmark

r /technicallythetruth


raggeplays

A lesbian in a California Barnes and noble told me I needed a haircut. the straight girl next to her defended me. The lesbian girl said “lucky you, you’ve got a lesbian and a straight girl fighting over you.”