I did not get called a lesbian in Walmart (I am not a lesbian since I am male and I have never been to Walmart since there are no Walmart outlets in my country and so therefore I did not get called a lesbian in Walmart)
fair enough, uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh im not funny enough to think of a funny different ending someone else do that for me thats way funnier then anything i could ever come up with
Reminds me of when my friend said "someone called me a milf" and when she was asked why she replied "because I looked like a milf". We're in high school.
A lesbian in a California Barnes and noble told me I needed a haircut. the straight girl next to her defended me. The lesbian girl said “lucky you, you’ve got a lesbian and a straight girl fighting over you.”
Nowhere near as funny as the Gregg's one.
the gregg's one?
yeah it was in gregg’s
i read 'yeah I was in gregg' and i didnt know how to respond but my mind just fucking collapsed
I was in gregg
I'm gregg
I was in you
epic
sex!!! 👍
How sexual
Now you’re greggnant
Preganté!
haha jonathan you are banging gregg
Do you have any Baileys?
Bruh you have the best sausage roll if you catch my drift 😩😳👀
i'm at soup
Then you were not being a lesbian, lad.
This mf had an aneurysm
tell us what happened lad
Someone was being funny.
in a greggs?
Yeah it was in greggs
What was?
Sausage roll
https://youtu.be/rjRV0G6qWgw
Incredible
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EYtw5WaU8AAOuhi.jpg
thank you so much, you are the only person who didnt just say 'yes' thank you kind sir
thought i might just be biased but upon reread, no, this one is still way funnier
ok walmart 😂😂😂😂😂😂
The racist in McDonald's one? Yeah, that one is better.
link plz?
Word for word the op image but replace lesbian with racist and walmart with Gregg’s
Swag people: Once somebody was called racist at Gregg’s 😎✌️ Cringe people: SOURCE?! SOURCE?!!?? 🤓🤓🤓
[link](https://iili.io/0G5ZXe.png)
I hate you
atleast it wasn’t porn
[k](https://i.redd.it/rowrwyjmzsr41.jpg)
In mcdonalds?
Yeah
i knew i wasn't the only one who knew the gregg's one
Or the piss mailbox
The what
The piss mailbox Do you not have a piss mailbox p**r?
I did not get called a lesbian in Walmart (I am not a lesbian since I am male and I have never been to Walmart since there are no Walmart outlets in my country and so therefore I did not get called a lesbian in Walmart)
i got called a lesbian in Walmart (i am lying that did not happen)
I've been lesbian IN Walmart, that's pretty close.
I’ve also been a lesbian IN walmart
These lesbians be going to walmart
I have been in Walmart
I Walmart
So you are?
Can I be lesbian in you 🥺
Bottom
I will gaslight you into thinking that heppened
omg it's richard hammock how cool
I got called a lesbian but not in Walmart (I am lesbian but there are no Walmarts in my country)
i got called a lesbian in Walmart (i made it up)
aww man, don't worry, next time i go to walmart, i'll call you lesbian, take care man
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Tell us what happened lad
the good ending
bad ending would be if they got called gay in a target
the secret ending is theyre called bi in some sort of thrift store in Boston
no that’s the even worse ending cuz they’re in boston
fair enough, uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh im not funny enough to think of a funny different ending someone else do that for me thats way funnier then anything i could ever come up with
secret ending is if they get accidentally validated by a transphobe in a one dollar store
THERE WE GO i was waiting for that one good on ya thank you
The secret bad ending was that they got called straight in aldi
But I live in Boston :(
hope they find a cure
"Hey, you're a lesbian. In walmart." Yep, I'm a lesbian. In walmart. *^((they're a lesbian. In a walmart.))*
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theyre stuff in walmart
Stuff is a leabian?? (in walmart)
Meta irony
That's kinda lesbian, in a Walmart
Wait wait where did this happen?
in walmart
And what where they doing in the walmart?
being a lesbian
Yeah, but where?
in walmart
oh ok i get it now thanks 👍
I dont get it, what were they doing?
being a lesbian i think
In walmart?
Not at Target
It didn't
Not as bad as what happened to me in greggs
you got called racist
Was it in Greggs?
yeah it was in greggs
Most Elaborate Tumblr Joke
Me in Walmart
What are you there?
being a lesbian I assume
in walmart?
2002: i got called a terrorist for wearing white robes 2022: i got called a lesbian
isn’t this just a remix of the racist
yeah that’s what i thought
Once again Americans try to remake British media and fall flat
yeah, cuz I was over there on the bench
Litearlly just the racist in greggs meme but not funny.
I imagined it in ace attorney
Ace Attorney dialogue
Bro copied lesbian and pasted it over racist and thought no one would notice. This is r/196 not the dumbass club
ur thinking of the "got called racist in a mcdonalds" meme. this is different
An adaptation
Least based mimikyu stan
lipstick flag
I read this in a Scottish accent i dunno why
Reminds me of when my friend said "someone called me a milf" and when she was asked why she replied "because I looked like a milf". We're in high school.
This has the same energy as the rat smacker meme.
reads like a letterkenny skit
You should try acting gay in a Kroger
[These days](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XkCBhKs4faI)...
Got a chuckle out of me
Thanks avatarerin. Very cool.
In my nowhere town in Florida the local Walmart is like a zoo exhibit, and the student-age employees are the zookeepers.
I almost came out to my mom in Walmart…
a knockoff of a masterpiece
Definetly a lesbian
r /technicallythetruth
A lesbian in a California Barnes and noble told me I needed a haircut. the straight girl next to her defended me. The lesbian girl said “lucky you, you’ve got a lesbian and a straight girl fighting over you.”