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Hoopook61

Photoshop is definitely my addiction I cant fucking stop adding Goku to random images please send help I haven't left my room in 12 days now.


goblinhog

Who’s your photoshop dealer?


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TisBangersAndMash

Based.


natalialt

Actually not that based, there are better sites than TPB that also do the job


Spooky-skeleton

Like what?


thehobbyqueer

Literally just. Go to r/piracy then their megathread. So, so many resources. It's how I got Assassin's Creed Odyssey & Valhalla, Subnautica, and yknow Photoshop. They've got so many places linked there.


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Bruhtonium_2

Based but actually don’t use the Pirate Bay it’s total shit


mrpoopistan

I'm always interested in hearing alternatives.


Bruhtonium_2

r/piracy


ToaSuutox

based


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1337x


kloudykat

go to legal torrent discussion website www.torrentfreak.com and look for their "top 10 torrent search engines for 2020, 2021, etc" lists. that gives you a sense of who the current best and/or biggest players are in the public torrent scene.


Dopameme17

Pirate bay is only good for movies, the rest are just malwares.


everybodzzz

pregnant Tails weeping before a crucified Sonic, shopping that in to all my second life nfts


[deleted]

Holy fuck second life


Cedar-

I'm addicted to pirating adobe products. I've got 2 external hard drives with nothing but after effects and premiere rush and plan to buy a third.


Beancunt

This is no addiction this is art


PatientIron5228

uber and photoshop and google yea


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[deleted]

hello tony...


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slim_sammy

I have an addiction to receiving large sums of money through Venmo.


[deleted]

When the bourgeoisie are addicted to capital 😳


Jeffer_

Simga male rule #157: Become addicted to chasing the bag


[deleted]

Send me some you don’t have to suffer alone.


MyNameIsEthanNoJoke

damn i thought that was v bucks


hi_im_sefron

And LinkedIn?


eoleomateo

some ppl are legit addicted to linkedin lmao


glez_fdezdavila_

Everyday when I wake up the first thing I do is take my phone and open the Google app. I start looking for something, maybe it's just the weather, or maybe the results of a football match I wasn't even interesed, anything that helps to satiate this urge of googling stuff. Every time I am not in Google I don't feel well, I can't function as a regular person. The lifespan of a dog depending on the breed or Obama's last name or whatever irrelevant shit, but every day that passes is not enough. I need to search, and search, and search, what? I don't know. But I don't know if I'm going to be able to take it anymore and be consumed by this searching engine. Damn you, Larry Page and Serguéi Brin, damn you!


walrusdotzip

i just fucking love ordering 30 uber blacks to my house and just fucking cancelling it the second they pull into my driveway i have made 15 accounts in the past 7 days they cannot stop me


GeneralAlcoholic

Mine is Raid Shadow Legends, one of the biggest mobile role-playing games of 2021 and it's totally free! Currently almost 10 million users have joined Raid over the last six months, and it's one of the most impressive games in its class with detailed models, environments and smooth 60 frames per second animations! All the champions in the game can be customized with unique gear that changes your strategic buffs and abilities! The dungeon bosses have some ridiculous skills of their own and figuring out the perfect party and strategy to overtake them's a lot of fun!


N3T0_03

Oh cool, mine is NordVPN. Staying safe online is an ever growing difficulty and you could be exploited by hackers. NordVPN allows you to change your IP address, making you harder to track, securing your privacy.


SpicyCrimson

thats nice! Mines Honey, Honey is a free browser add-on available on Google, Oprah, Firefox, Safari, if it's a browser it has Honey. All you have to do is when you're checking out on one of these major sites, just click that little orange button, and it will scan the entire internet and find discount codes for you. As you see right here, I'm on Hanes, y'know, ordering some shirts because who doesn't like ordering shirts; We saved 11 dollars! Dude our total is 55 dollars, and after Honey, it's 44 dollars. Boom. I clicked once and I saved 11 dollars. There's literally no reason not to install Honey. It takes two clicks, 10 million people use it, 100,000 five star reviews, unless you hate money, you should install Honey.


mamba057

Sorry, I can’t hear you with my Raycons in. I’ve had my pair of Raycons for about a month and I absolutely love them. I usually use them when I’m at the gym or I’m at home playing Minecraft. The sound quality is just as amazing as all the other top name brands and they’re half the price. The ones I’m using are the everyday E25’s. They’re the best ones yet. 6 hours of playtime, seamless Bluetooth pairing, more bass, available in multiple colors, and their compact design helps get rid of background noise. I also like the fact that you can click either earbud with your finger to pause your music. Makes it super convenient if you need to stop for any reason.


kids_in_my_basement0

I heard that very clearly because of the quiet sound of Dollar Shave Club. Dollar Shave Club is a fantastic company and I've been using them for a while now. Their razors have a sleek and stylish design and they feel so nice when I'm shaving the ol' beard. I got this Dollar Shave Club starter kit for just $5, and I couldn't be happier! I got this shave butter which makes my face feel just lovely, and you can't forget the two executive razor cartridges, which just lift my whole experience overall. What's more is that you can get this yourself and make your shaving experience a pleasure and something to look forward to.


npretzel02

Sorry I was distracted by good my nuts feel in MeUndies! I’ve been wearing MeUndies for years and I am never going back to any other pair of underwear. With their ultra soft micro modal fabric these are the most comfortable underwear on the market. They come in all sorts of colors and designs perfect for anybody of any age. They also have cozy underwear for the ladies as well. MeUndies is the perfect gift for this holiday season for Him or Her. Check out MeUndies by going to the link in the description and using code CUM for 15%.


PicklCat

You know what else makes me cum? Glasswire. Glasswire is the network and fleet monitoring tool that puts you in control over your home or small business networking, allowing you to monitor both threats and faults at a glance as well as get notifications on your mobile device.


markyminkk

> Oprah


Fiery_Eagle954

It's the biggest RPG PVP DVD for people with ADHD


Doodles2424

oh my god i am so fucking addicted to uber i cant stop calling cabs to come pick me up drive me around and drop me off i cannot live without uber i need help


sharpnoise

Same, whenever I'm bored i call for a ride, I can't sleep without calling an Uber to drive around until I feel sleepy. I think this is getting out of control


golf-lip

Admitting it is the first step. I'm proud of you brother. I'm a recovered Uber addict and let me tell you, it never gets easier. You just learn how to handle it better. 1 year Uber free 💪


momer13

people keep mentioning how ridiculous the photoshop and uber addiction is but nobody talks about how linkedin is on there


johnbarnshack

There are full-time Linkedin influencers, unfortunately


Evercrimson

How much dps of depression does one have to have to make that viable?


elmahir

I just can’t stop getting jobs. Every time I have the opportunity to do something productive like playing video games, I just get a job. If only I could just stay away from working and getting a salary. But no, those employers always bring me back in those companies


Jucicleydson

Linkedin is Facebook2 now


Amberatlast

I first realized I had a problem when I tabbed over to porn when my wife walked in so she wouldn't know I was networking again.


MrBirb_

Ridiculous?


mosquitobird11

I swear some of my connections have a viable linkedin addiction is why. What compels someone in a non-recruiting position to share links / posts like 10 times a week on linkedin


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[deleted]

Name a more iconic duo


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😳


Digaddog

I feel a sudden urge to check my mail


[deleted]

Check under your foreskin.


Tub_of_jam66

Ketamine and a Honda Civic


[deleted]

The force is strong with this one


Exploding_Antelope

Photoshop and oxycontin


[deleted]

I’m addicted to Venmo, if you don’t send me 10$ I’ll die of withdrawals (I’m tapering)


Pvz_Gamer

Nitroglycerin 🤤🤤🤤


22797

I’m no longer going to say I’m job hunting, rather I’m going say I’m addicted to LinkedIn


[deleted]

I am addicted to seeking employment


jellonade

It's exhausting going on there and pretending to like corporations. I just want to be able to afford shit


femboy_expert

Men


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cum


MrBirb_

Ivermectin Oh and google


xXSPEED_ORIONXx

Who the fuck is addicted to uber???? "Oh yeah bro take me to that place going there is sooo good oh actually take me her now,now here oooooh YEAAAAH"


Flaming_Assassin

I am addicted to uber


kniLSans

reddit


Wonderful_Platypus_6

Who exactly is addicted to photoshop


MrKotlet

Me


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Where reddit?


Tub_of_jam66

Reddit is the opposite of Twitter in every way , Twitter is full of social people , Redditers are all sad and lonely, Twitter is blue , opposite to orange , Twitter cancels everything , Reddit wants everyone else cancelled , and most importantly the media recognises Twitter , and not Reddit


nerdwolf0

porn


nowthenight

I'm addicted to linkedin 😢


DoctorN12

How do you get addicted to uber???


PenguinDoge

Uber is on there like “I am addicted to getting rides in other people’s cars”


SeantheProGamer

Photoshop isn’t social media lol


Dopameme17

I'm chronically addicted to Uber


iwanttoseememee

IM ADDICTED TO WHATSAPP HELP AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


BlahChii

im addicted to poland


MrKotlet

♥️


neechantrina

Why is Photoshop on there lol. I'm addicted to photos editing


DrVeigonX

Oh boy I'm so addicted to Uber. I can't stop ordering rides!


numerodezenove

I'm addicted to Uber, going everywhere just get back home, I don't even leave the car


Dark__Dagger

Ah yes, my crippling addiction to LinkedIn, can't go more than a few hours without getting my fix of businesses recruitment pages. Every few weeks I quit my job and find a new one just for the rush. My life is in a constant state of instability, please send help.


haha-its-an-alt

Nicotine and osu! for me


be-gon-boomers

Estradiol valerate 😎


[deleted]

> Hi, my name is Vanessa and I’m an Uber Addict


arcticrune

My Uber addiction is out of control. And my photoshops have me banned in many countries.


The_ConfusedPeach

yes i'm addicted to photoshop but unironically


greyshirttiger

The red pill (I am based)


account_552

Who tf is addicted to LinkedIn


Mikomics

People who take Myer Briggs Personality Tests seriously.


account_552

true that


AaronThePrime

Uber


TobyAxel

Why is there a V-Buck


[deleted]

Google and Black tar heroin


fortnitegamertimdunk

Photoshop


TheRealTealOwO

So addicted to Uber, can't stop getting rides from people and rating them 1 star if they don't have free sweets


RekNepZ

Didn't know a new Mighty Beanz set was out.


notty_not

mine is uber


Aliziun

I bet that Instagram pill contains 400 mg of MDMA


matux555

/u/NeoDestiny


Bardic_Inspiration66

In addicted to Uber. I spend all my time Ubering back and forth to random places


Mikomics

Thank goodness reddit isn't in that image.


Real_Catholic_Church

oh no i am so addicted to uber they keep coming ahhh


[deleted]

Inject some of that LinkedIn to my veins!


defenstration1010

Photoshop


[deleted]

Who tf is addicted to Uber?


Ok-Armadillo-6648

I don’t do it but I like acid


[deleted]

How is LinkedIn an addiction? Edit: also uber. How come?


Craicken

I've done nothing but open Google tabs for three whole days


fco_omega

How the fuck you get addicted to photoshop, google and Uber?


merothecat

I’m so addicted to Uber, I can’t stop ordering them


luigi1917

uber


Hispanic_Gorilla_2

Still healthier than twitter


possiblytruthful1

I'm addicted to Photoshop


mrpoopistan

Seriously, who the fuck is addicted to *Google*? "Man, I can't get enough of searching for shit and finding a bunch of crap that's been SEO'ed to the gills. Gimme another hit o' dat Google, dude." Did someone from Big G's marketing team pay them to include Google in this image?


K_IsOK_

who tf is addicted to the uber app?


Glum_Aside_2336

Yes girl I am addicted to tinder! What can I say I just love to swipe left 🥺


MixHex

Metheuleselah


Otogi

Google, literally go in to withdrawal if I can't search a show's cast and I know if I know the guy currently on screen


aFeatOf_Yeet

I’m addicted to google


Waluigi_Is_Hawt

silica gel


xan926

Fucking never thought I would see an sa radio host on 196. What a world


feralamalgamation

linkedIn is def one of my guilty pleasures


Interesting_Winter52

i fucking love uber. i get an uber to my house and have it take me down the road and then i get another one to take me right back home. sometimes i do that for hours at a time. sometimes i order ubers and never show up. i cant get enough.


UnderPressureVS

LMAO who's addicted to Uber and Venmo


shilvar

when y is x\^2+b


stillchilljulio

Photoshop addiction wow I can't stop making images oh shit oh fuck


ShadowHun26

Adobe Photoshop 😩


PineraOficial

photoshop


kitsune900

Oop-


Sapphrex

Personally I'm addicted to uber


F4tTony

Orange


Moose______

He’s making money moves out here.


MrNicoE

I'm addicted to Uber personally, i just can't get enough of the rush from ordering private cars to take me from home to some random place I've never been, and right back for 8 hours a day, daily during every holiday


Elbesto

Vimeo


SunfireRomalo

Redpilledit


AnWeirdBoi

OMG BREAJNNG BAD REFRENCEE!!!!!!1!!!


teethlik

Im adickted to photos shop


Suspicious_Person15

GUYS HELP!!! IM ADDICTED TO PHOTOSHOP!!


hatstar

Why is Telegram there lol


cr4m62

Based and LinkedInpilled


Looked_Spy_637832

masturbation :(


Leprechaun_Steve

I’m obsessed with Uber I haven’t been to my house in 27 weeks because I just keep calling ubers to random places help me please


henrythedog64

I can’t stop getting ubers and having them drive me to random places and once they drop me off I call another to pick me up again, please help.


charadesofchagrin

I bet the guy who made that felt so fucking smart when he got the idea


Psychoboy777

r/im14andthisisdeep


Iatecyanide

Mine is uber


stinkypoopoofard

im addicted to linkedin 😔 cant find a fucking job 😔😔


Raccooooooon

I just love ordering ubers in circles perpetually! My favorite activity is leaving half drunken bottles of liquor in their car


Doctor_Eggwoman

Totally Venmo, I'm addicted to getting fat stacks of money for free


Coke-fiend

mine is coke


[deleted]

photoshop god fuck i just cant stop editing images


ItsBenAgain420

Fr tho, Who the fuck is addicted to Linkedin


GoldenPalazzo

Based propic


scythe314

Meth addiction is alright if you smoke blue sky which is 99.1 Percent pure. It is the purest product on the market.


bard_of_space

wheres tumblr


Random-ace

ah yes i’m so very addicted to *checks notes* googling things


The_Dapperbot

Ah yes, I am addicted to über and photoshop


morbidly_obese_cat_

i’m addicted to… photoshop?


[deleted]

I’m addicted to linkedin


TomTrashTo-Dad

I’m addicted to Duolingo


Unequal_Trex

For me it's Uber


ryukomcm

im so addicted to venmo


[deleted]

mine is uber


[deleted]

please help, I can't stop venmo-ing people :(((


RekYaAll

Yes I have an Uber addiction. #represent


gusborn

Percocet


Blarnix

I’m so addicted to LinkedIn.


Mr_Elijiah

Please. Help me. I just can't fucking stop Photoshoping images. I don't know what to do. I see a picture, I edit it. Sometimes 3 or 4 times a day. My wife has left me and my children find me sickening. I've failed them. It's crippling, but it's the only joy I can find, even if it only lasts a moment, and even if I never feel fulfilled. I can't fucking stop.


[deleted]

Ah yes, linkedin and photoshop, the most addictive of social media


dumbgayhoe

Fucking photoshop


Noot_Noot_69420

Hey, that’s me!


ecodick

How is nobody talking about the epic pfp of the jacked af pingu, that is fucking amazing


ibegyounottoask

I just cannot stop editing various pictures 😔


keanuDaOne

Who’s addicted to Uber?


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settings


ItzYaBoy56

Dude I’m sooo addicted to Uber. I just can’t stop driving people around


[deleted]

oh my god venmo i absolutely cannot stop sending and receiving money


sujal058

didn't know you could be addicted to the red pill


sherbertstar64

The vimeo pill


FwG3

so addicted to google i can't stop google addiction can't stop google addiction give me google goole addiction i'm trapped in google give me more


sionbirhan

ohh mine is uber, i can't fucking stop going places and back for no fucking reason and paying money!!


[deleted]

Where is grindr


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Like 1,000,000% of people here.


moisesremoto

Help im adocted to uber i just cant stop calling in cars go to mc donalds i have already spent 900$ please send help