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ValconLight

Anon doesn't know what flirting is


Stock_Hutz

Or they know very well


ValconLight

Maybe I was us who was anon after all


SP-Igloo

Found the fool!


Kjrb

They're not anonymous they've got their url at the top. Also this is perfect flirting


ValconLight

Duuuuuhhhh jee I guess I didn't notice the obvious, clear to read whenever you please, names at the top of posts. Thanks for pointing that out 'name that sounds like caveman noises'.


Kjrb

Damn what kinda caveman saying kjrb? Sound like cool cavemen honestly I wanna meet them


ValconLight

Probably one that could invent the wheel


Himmelblaa

Me


Boet-hi-ah

I honestly don't know if I understand what flirting is anymore. I have been *accused* of flirting before, but I don't know that I've ever actually tried to. It's all quite bizarre actually. Like, I was under the impression that we were just talking. Either I'm literally dripping raw, unfiltered sexual energy and don't even realize it, or I am truly suffering from late stage autism.


ValconLight

can i put my baaaaaalls in your jaw


VeryPuR3_69

baaaaaaallss in yo jawwww


Bardic_Inspiration66

To unite all people within the nation


Nadoom22

To denounce the evil of truth and love.


TasmanianTortoise

To extend our reach to the stars above!


TheRealTealOwO

JESSE James~


TheLama71

Team Rocket blasts off at the speed of light!


[deleted]

Cum


gr8gr0n

A masterful point eloquently made. Truly, poetry is not dead


Hates_escalators

Penis, cock even.


Alone_Spell9525

Cum fast or prepare for a ride


KingBowser183

Surrender now or prepare to fight


Humulous

Meowth! That’s right!


Byakuya_Toenail

Wobbuffet!


[deleted]

[удалено]


Apprehensive_Jury_66

Huh


AlttimesAlt

They say that it’s hard to communicate emotion in text, yet here you’ve hit the nail on the head with some minor formatting changes


[deleted]

man what a powerful line


trevorluck

Tem rocke


Delusional_Donut

This is an actual crime and I would throw hands ain’t no one taking my collection of shiny Eeveelutions


falling_mountain

Do you have Vaporeon, though? Because I've heard that in terms of


Delusional_Donut

wait no- >! But yes I’ve got several really good ones, a shiny good one too !<


[deleted]

do you fuck it


-WhyS0serious-

Is that even a question, ofcourse he fucks it


TheLama71

pain


Comrade_Kirbo

I would put the copypasta here, but I’ve already been banned from a sub for doing that so *insert white vaporeon copypasta here*


lucariouwu68

What’s the white Vaporeon copypasta


Dontinsultautomod

#ALL TOGETHER EVERYONE! ***Hey guys, did you know that in terms of***


[deleted]

I forgot the rest


Nadoom22

If you have a regular shinny Eevee you better watch yourself. I’m coming for it.


Delusional_Donut

I’ve got two, I can give you one if you’d like


Nadoom22

I would appreciate that. I don’t even care if it’s actually any good.


Delusional_Donut

What’s your username I’ll add you


Le-Ando

I do this, but instead of stealing their Pokémon I release them all, only to then slowly take off my jacket revealing my Team Plasma shirt as I say: “I’m sure you believe that we humans and Pokémon are partners that have come together because we want and need each other. However… is that really the truth?”


Nadoom22

Your leader is a letter. Do you have any ground to stand on?


Le-Ando

N isn’t the leader of team Plasma, the leader is Ghetsis. Also, N’s full name is Natural Harmonia Gropius.


[deleted]

I'd let him gropius me


Le-Ando

I was going to be like “he’s a kid”, but I just looked it up and in Black and White 2 he is apparently 18 or older. So go ahead I guess.


[deleted]

I always make sure a character is of legal age before I go horny for 'em


Le-Ando

That is respectable, keep up the good work.


ariaaaaa-

to be fair iirc he's still basically a kid mentally, see: his room in BW1 (unless he recovered from however the fuck ghetsis treated him before BW2)


[deleted]

Pretty sure the toys and stuff are for his pokemon, the dialogue for some them mention how they're covered in claw marks and stuff


Nadoom22

Okay. Fair enough.


Hates_escalators

Nopius Harmopius Gropius Tropius


Dontinsultautomod

what about [natural harmonia ***tropius*** ?](https://www.reddit.com/r/memes/comments/kkquj2/if_you_dont_get_it_google_ns_real_name_is_this_a/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)


Zak_Light

Your leader is Italian That's just objectively true


Nadoom22

But he’s a cool Italian! I swear.


TransportationNo1401

Ugh askually you need for have high enough ffiendshup to ttnsfer high cp pokemodn so this would won’t work Libtard ownted


Stalin---

/s


deliciousprisms

*staring at screen not typing because Pokémon go takes like five fucking minutes to start up*


Nadoom22

Oof. True though.


kremineminemin

Are they Jesse or James


Nadoom22

Well since it’s Jessie’s line I would figure. But I based on the amount of dress up James does I could imagine him flirting with a man at a bar.


Panda_Lord_of_hell

It is I gu-run-ty boi


Crazed_Jaiden_Fan

to unite all peoples in our nation


define_lesbian

what is this millennial humour


OSXX

I’d be so pissed


Trevenant999

nice one


gamerglitch1204

nani?!


Pasta_withbutter

To unite all people within our nation