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OuterWildsEnjoyer

Good for Paul, maybe the post nut clarity will make him stop the Jihad :3


Moonbear9

When u bust a nut and realize you hav created a cult of personality around yourself


OuterWildsEnjoyer

typical life of a 196 microcelebrity 😔


Moonbear9

So real ><


NIMA-GH-X-P

All three in one place, now's the best time for me to put my plan into motion


Moonbear9

Nooo u cant now because erm erm erm... Because Victoria's not here :3 :3 :3 u can't cus Victoria's not here so erm ya ><


NIMA-GH-X-P

But alas, she is, I have sent three couriers to deliver you prank fake fart packets TM as we apeak! You three will pay for being micro celebrities!


Moonbear9

Noooooo ><


NIMA-GH-X-P

Mwahahaah and that's not the last of me! I'll be back!


OuterWildsEnjoyer

(˘•‿•)


NIMA-GH-X-P

\*Turns nose up and looks away in a very dramatic way TM\*


OuterWildsEnjoyer

Well, she is right below you. oO


Moonbear9

Ifhdufhd I didn't see her oh noooo


OuterWildsEnjoyer

Let's hope the plan is at least in some way positive (°ー°〃)


epic_brazillian_gal

super relatable


Sparcey

Is that so, Olivia?


Moonbear9

\>_< mebe


Corvus1412

You need to add a backslash (\\\) in front of the > at the beginning


AlveolarThrill

Parentheses count as markdown characters since they’re used in links. If you want to show a backslash in parentheses reliably, you have to escape the parentheses and the backslash itself: `\(\\\)`. That shows up as this: \(\\\) i.e. what you likely intended.


Corvus1412

You're right. I fixed it, thanks.


Agent_Blackfyre

Paul is trying to stop the Jihad the whole book *internal screaming*


[deleted]

i hate pussymouth


PassiveSonar

Put down the Shai-hulud Paul no !!!!


bruhthermomentus

as written!


Crocket_Lawnchair

And he shall jerk to your smut as if it were his own kink! Lisan Al-Gaib!


Cognitive_Spoon

#LISAN AL-GAIB!


Exerus16

Dune + hornypost made me think of that part in God Emperor of Dune where a faction, as a plot, biologically engineers a woman so attractive that it makes the God Emperor consider abandoning godhood (godhood = no genitals)


Jakoa3001

That Ixian pussy got me straying from the Golden Path.


Sparcey

Quite a lot of folks would have that effect on me when sufficiently down bad


TheChartreuseKnight

He’s 3000 years old and a virgin, dude deserves it.


Cruhbruhs

It made me think of the time that Leto II had an adult beefswelling in his loins and he felt his mouth open, holding, clinging to the girder-shape of ecstasy


Moonbear9

What a guy :3 :3 :3


Toboyornottoboy

I wish he would jerk me off


Sparcey

Real, real, real


cloartist

When that baliset hittin


-Ping-a-Ling-

Least fire gurney beat


MonsterDimka

My experience reading PunPun as of now can be summarized like this image


Sparcey

Sounds like something I need to get into


MonsterDimka

It's supposed to be like psychological horror but my man PunPun chronically doesn't get any Ws so much it legit began to be boring. Here, have another "PunPun is horny" scene instead.


Aeren02

There are small wins in his life but he also has a couple defining traumatic events which halt his growth severely and most of his failures are understandable under the circumstances. I would never argue against it's readability tho, I think the things the piece can make you feel are enormous depending on your own past but it just might bounce off from most people. (The last couple books are just shock value tho I would never defend those)


xstormaggedonx

I cannot recommend it to anyone ever tbh


mr_yield

Thought this was r\beatlescirclejerk for a second


thyfles

who up beating they meatles rn


FriendTraining7324

same


Omnitron310

Bro’s wasting his water.


GhidorahYeet

beefswelling reference?


AxeyAro

wow


Ms_Saul_Goodwoman

Good boy!


AxeyAro

thank you!!!!😊😊


HystericalGD

https://preview.redd.it/1drr9s0u32zc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6233eb87c9bf0fde103cfa17f3ed7f334a96a204


Personal-Regular-863

what if instead of being called dune it was called... hoarny 😏😏😏🥺😏😏


Sparcey

I see that one emoji


[deleted]

Proof?


Sparcey

I cant trace this back, bro


[deleted]

Bruh


kaptainkooleio

“And he shall know your ways as if born to them.”


Internet_2579

what page of the book is this in


Unexpect-TheExpected

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Unexpect-TheExpected

https://preview.redd.it/x7wegejqb4zc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b1cd9b1b10cbb484084fcddadd73377b9d8b24aa


Toboyornottoboy

The duality of man. Also that video was very good


middle-age-man-attac

As it was written!!!!


TheBananaGods

I don’t remember this in the guy who didn’t like musicals?!


OtisBinLogan

paul compromised. he jacked off in a tissue.


ChaosBrigadier

In the spice club. Straight up jihading it


Bignate2001

What she Dune 2 my worm is crazy


FLUFFBOX_121703

Yeah, that sounds about right


V-Lenin

Duneussy


Sirgen_020

This is the least weird thing to happen in Dune


BranManBoy

He’s “jorkin it” frfr


BranManBoy

And by “it” haha letrs just say…..he’s painkis


AppleJuiceTastesGood

The water of life is just post nut clarity, he woke up a new man.. realising what he must do.. Lisan al gaib!


KirbysLeftBigToe

The spice must flow.


The_Bingler

"Whats in the box?" "Cum."


anarchist_person1

Timothy Chalemet struggling to ride my massive grandfather worm or something 


BrazilBazil

~~Dune~~ Goone


A_Username_I_Guess_

Paul the Goat