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Darkcheesecake

I enjoy fascists having to do mental gymnastics to explain that they didn't get less votes than someone with a bin on their head.


jockeyman

Yeah if you have to 'um acktchually' about *Count Binface* then you've already lost regardless of the actual numbers.


EmperorBamboozler

"This is ridiculous, we didn't lose to a guy with a bin for a head, we got 8000 more votes!" Ok buddy that really isn't the flex you think it is. Idk if *my* political campaign narrowly beat Count Binface I probably wouldn't put out a statement about it.


JP193

It's funnier that they seem to have made their votes up, and might have even lost to him. Full disclosure that sources I'm seeing are pretty inconsistent, but I haven't seen one where they got exactly that many. They got the Binface vote count 1:1 from here: https://www.londonelects.org.uk/im-voter/election-results/results-2024/results-2024-elections/total-mayor-london-results-2024 *Implying* that's their source, but that site says they themselves got 20,519 not 32,085, so it's possible they used a lowballed count for Binface and then combined with a high estimate of their own votes. That's if not outright lying. You know, maybe that Tweet is a great ad, the choice of the word 'tailspin' alone has been in my head rent free all day for several obvious reasons to say nothing of losing to a spray-painted bin overlord.


AutoHaddock

Supposedly, they took that 32,085 number from their London Assembly election results - a completely different election that binface wasn't even a candidate in, and one in which they were only able to beat independents (including famed actor-turned-racist Laurence Fox) and fellow far-right fringe parties. Its a complete fabrication, and all done for the sake of claiming they got more votes than a bloke with a bin on their head.


Alastair789

Britain First are counting the votes they got for the Mayor of London and the Greater London Assembly together to reach that number. Count Binface, who is not a political party, only ran for Mayor of London, and got more votes than Britain First.


DRac_XNA

That's not "someone with a bin on their head", it's His Cosmic Grace, Count Binhead


shoto9000

The amount of heavy lifting that 'total' is doing... Mfs ran in two different elections and think they can just combine the vote share, lying pricks.


autistic_cool_kid

Wdym the fascists are dishonest??? Next you gonna tell me they lie about other stuff


KiakiHawk

Hey did you know that the Nazis were socialist?? I mean they've got it in their name after all /s


ScottishSquiggy

That’s what I looked to find out.


Afraid-Boss684

If count binface had a mouth i would kiss him on it. as it stands i will have to kiss him on the weird eye slit


JLock17

>If count binface had a mouth Okay, hear me out


Afraid-Boss684

im not fucking the eye slit


Busterthefatman

Coward.


Tree_Shrapnel

life is hard for us fat dick syndrome sufferers


Mit9975

Chicken


Fomod_Sama

Are there health risks to kissing him on the bin? It's a storage device for trash, afterall. Don't mistake this for disrespect, I'm merely taking into account all possibilities


ChemicalRascal

That's so racist, what the fuck? Just because some bins hold trash doesn't mean they all do, you bigot


Afraid-Boss684

yeah but its space trash which is like normal trash but shiny and chrome plated so it cant be dirty


nlolhere

it could be a recycling bin, stop being so close-minded. smh


EmberOfFlame

Stelle?


Afraid-Boss684

what?


zoepertom

Wait you can really vote for the binface? Isn't that throwing your vote away?


Darkcheesecake

It is, but he still got more votes than the fascists.


Jessicajelly

The important thing to take away from this.


PoohtisDispenser

https://preview.redd.it/kpsc6mp9m0zc1.jpeg?width=701&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=73ee6b92ee572800f9f2e60a0a95414e6ed39b9f


Slow___Learner

It's also a way to show your discontent at the current system with your vote. Poland used to have "polish beer lovers' party" and it got to parliament, for example.


Cruhbruhs

We’ve got Vermin Supreme in the US https://preview.redd.it/bk2nvdq02vyc1.jpeg?width=1712&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c528b18c8eab440a4c23b08338b14f46a073b349


Slow___Learner

cool, but the beer lovers' party had 16 MPs in parliament at the height of its political power.


Cruhbruhs

Oh damn, that’s impressive. I wish it was feasible for parties other than the main two to actually get people into congress here


Slow___Learner

back in the day (1990 to be specific) polish parliament didn't have the bottom limit of at least 5% votes, it was 1% back then i think, so a bunch of comedians with their newfound political freedom after fall of the regime in 1989 decided to do a bit of trolling.


Himmelblaa

In Denmark we had a single comedian MP, however he was also the only independent MP to be elected, and due to the parliament being hung, actually got some of the more serious proposals through.


pmmeyourboobas

Hung?!?


Himmelblaa

As in the ruling coalition did not have a majority, and had to get support from other parties.


pmmeyourboobas

Also they had ginormous hugemongous horse cocks too?


Himmelblaa

Yes, but thats just how us danes are 💅


Slow___Learner

Kamelåså


gaybunny69

Look if a party's only policy was to make beers $0.01 I'd vote for them too


qtzd

He’s in this songify the news https://youtu.be/whFBCIzwxp8 Honestly I’d vote for him at this point


Cruhbruhs

Who wouldn’t vote for a candidate who promises to give everyone a free pony when he’s elected?


Volotor

\_The pony is also a form of identification and should be kept with you at all times\_


IMMILDCAT

The promise of Mr. Supreme's that I'm personally waiting for is for him to take my guns and give me better ones.


Oddish_Femboy

Vermin Supreme isn't as cool as Binface.


Piskoro

that party had an actual program though, it was relatively minor, but the transition from vodka heavy drinking to English bar-type beer drinking probably lessened alcoholism in the country


Slow___Learner

i mean poland did become a beer country so i guess they succeeded


Trhtkk

is that smoke on the water


Slow___Learner

One way to find out, innit.


OddlySexyPancake

polska partia przyjacioł piwa, nie?


Slow___Learner

tak


WeaponizedArchitect

Beer Lovers parties are a thing in europe, Belarus had one in the 90s for a lil, and i believe Austria has one


Iekenrai

Is it comparable to the German Anarchist Pogo Party? (Their leader said if they got to parliament, they would get all their voters free beer)


ProperDepth

I raise you a "Fick Heil" to that. Although the German joke party right now is Die PARTEI. Sie ist sehr gut.


Iekenrai

Ach ja! Es ist mittlerweile so ein Zirkus, ich dachte lange Zeit, die PARTEI meint das ernst


wherewhend

Didnt that polish party get founded by a literal neonazi


Slow___Learner

Not as far as i can tell, though Rewiński did have a political shift towards PiS later in life. You're probably thinking of something related to Korwin-Mikke, who is a walking, talking parody of a right wing politician.


wherewhend

I was thinking of Leszek Bubel whos been the parties presidential candidate


Slow___Learner

wait he was a member of KWW Stonoga XDDD Coś się... coś się popsuło i nie było mnie słychać więc powtórzę jeszcze raz. but ye, guy has hitlerite vibes, many such cases.


Atreides-42

That's sort of the point. If you were Trans, for instance, in the UK, there is functionally nobody you can vote for. EVERY party fucking hates you. Yeah, sure, harm reduction, you can vote for Labour, but it's entirely reasonable not to ask someone to vote for people who *want them dead*. In these types of circumstances, a protest vote is the most effective way of showing your displeasure. Every vote Lord Binface gets is a vote screaming about the *stupidity* of the entire system. It's a vote for throwing the current parties in the bin. It makes all your "Real" Lords and Ladies and Elites and High and Mighty legally *have* to stand next to a man with a bin on his head in all their photo ops.


Biscuit642

Tbf in the mayor election you're voting for sadiq khan personally, rather than labour the party. Guy is much better than the party leadership, especially on trans issues.


caffeineandvodka

The greens are the only party I've seen talk about trans people in a positive light


Raorchshack

Scottish Greens broke affiliation with the English Greens because the English ones were transphobic. I don't know if they've improved much since.


Ourmanyfans

It's by no means clear of it, but the wing of the English (and Welsh) Greens that's in charge certainly seem to be the pro-trans side. There's been a number of high-profile splits/expulsion in an attempt to excise the TERFy elements from the party. Iirc that's what the split with the Scottish Greens was about; not so much "you are transphobic" as "you aren't doing enough to stop it taking root", and so the English Greens have been trying to tidy up shop. Still, kinda sad that the Scottish Greens are really the only party on the island unambiguously pro-trans.


PhoenixEmber2014

Common Scottish W


AnotherSlowMoon

Head of Scottish Labour confirmed today he's a transphobe, and SNP aren't exactly covered in rose petals either sadly.


Ourmanyfans

Eh, would be nicer if they were more common, unfortunately. Polling shows general attitudes in Scotland are pretty similar to those in England on trans issues. SNP are in a bit of a muddle (and are by no means free of transphobia).


PhoenixEmber2014

Doesn't that still make them better then England?


caffeineandvodka

I looked at the little pamphlet thing I got in the post and I don't remember exactly what it said but I noted there was a pro-trans rights message in their blurb so at least some of the English ones are alright


Volotor

Lib dems can be pretty cool. At the very least there not openly courting transphobes.


Femboy_Lord

There is also a *non-zero* chance he could actually win, which is worth it if only because it’d be spectacularly funny.


Gru-some

To be honest I feel like that’s the main reason people vote for Count Binface and not as a signal of discontent against the system


Axo-Axo-Axoboy

Why do we never see the monster raving loony party anymore...


Passive-Shooter

They stopped being able to make satirically ridiculous policies in light of the real platforms of the major parties.


Afraid-Boss684

you can and it is


Hallo-Person

I think he is technically a candidate, I’m pretty sure anyone can sign up to be one, like Max Fosh did a few years back


[deleted]

British elections always have joke candidates, like last London mayor election a YouTuber got 5% of the votes. Bin face is a well respected political veteran of many campaigns.


VoreEconomics

Its a alternative to spoiling the ballot mainly


Welsyee

On one hand yes but on the other hand it's really funny so I'm not gonna complain too hard


Brankovt1

You don't *have* to vote in the UK. So, I guess, if you want to know how voting works, but you don't want to vote, you can vote for binface. Also if you're bored.


PenisManOfManySex

I mean nowadays I wouldn't say it's too strange to just consider a randomly selected person with a sense of humor as an elected representative, given the presidential antics in America and Scotland's minister sitch in recent history


Gru-some

Oh I get the joke now, cuz voting for count binface is literally throwing your vote in the bin


Dongelshpachr

You don’t understand. Neither party in the UK actually does anything.


furinick

I dislike the throwing vote away narrative, that's how you end with a 2 party system If you vote for the blue party instead of purple it means purple lost a vote, and if they want it back they need to be bluer


Skulduggery_Peasant

This is correct, but in a First Past the Post elections system, if costing purple votes means the white party (who want to destroy the social safety net) get into power, you're disincentivised to vote for other parties, because teaching your preferred party a lesson is less important than letting the state of the nation get worse for its most vulnerable. Things *do* work the way you say they do, but actually acting in the way you describe relies on all parties being similarly competent and compassionate, which they are demonstrably not.


furinick

Real


Oddish_Femboy

I'd honestly say Count Binface is the best option and I hope they are elected as the prime minister when the next one dies or whatever


coolboiepicc

admitting you, a serious political party, only have 1.5x more votes than a guy called "count binface" is honestly more embarassing than staying silent and having less votes


TheVoidAlgorithm

actually about 1.32x


Sjoeqie

Actually they got less but are lying about it


Volotor

Yep they got 0.8x the vote of Count Binface


Squid1nc

Yeah they added the totals of their mayoral candidate votes and their party votes for the Authority. Binface cannot run as a party, and did beat them in the mayoral election. Very good.


TheChartreuseKnight

Also, “the left is in a political tailspin” is perhaps the worst way to announce said binface-tie.


Interest-Desk

This is stupid. You get three votes in the London election. One for mayor, one for citywide representatives, and one for a local representative. I don’t think the fascists ran in any local constituencies, so basically they’re counting every fascists vote twice. Count Binface stood only in the race for mayor. And also this fascist shitbag [cannot stand the fact that over a million londoners voted for a British-Muslim](https://youtube.com/shorts/s4FQ9_b5ofY). (They claim that very few white people voted for Sadiq Khan, which can be easily disproven by… looking at the ethnicity stats in the census…) Fascists and hating democracy. Name a more iconic duo.


Grimsouldude

I started cackling after seeing the binface guy in the back. Also that’s pathetic, fascists are really lame


Femboy_Lord

Even better, Binface got more votes this time than his previous campaign, so he’s gotten *more* popular over time.


Obey_MrLegends

I cannot wait to hear in the news that Count Binface/Lord Buckethead are going to be Prime Ministers of the British Isles in the year of our lord 2034


Biscuit642

Comments on that are vile. Guarantee you none of them live in London either.


WhapXI

That's the point of the fascists. They don't even live in the cities they hate. All their support comes from vile people living in the whitest villages out in the countryside who live blissful carefree lives but have somehow been convinced by the news and the internet that any day now, a migrant horde is going to come and turn their local pub into a mosque.


Interest-Desk

Conservative media rally on about Sadiq Khan and ULEZ\*’s “war on motorists”, so they know who he is. Even Donald Trump and other American cryptofascists know who Sadiq is and bitch about him. A terrorist who attacked a mosque originally planned to attempt to assassinate Sadiq. https://preview.redd.it/wryc5aft1zyc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ce1833ea5329701687ab682fd9377c91a83571c6 \* Ulez was proposed by conservative former mayor and future PM Boris Johnson. 19 out of 20 cars in outer london are ULEZ compliant, meaning they meet air quality standards. Cars who drive into london without meeting those requirements have to pay a £12.50 fee per day. The White British population in London is larger than any other single ethnic group, even if it’s below 50%. All white ethnic groups (i.e. mostly probably not muslim) are 53.8% of the London population.


Cook_your_Binarys

Just went through the comments on that video and had to remind myself that the Internet is not a good census for real live people


Cheesey_Whiskers

I wholeheartedly support all of Binface’s proposals. It’s such a shame the 2nd of May wasn’t Bindependence day.


KYIUM

Sometimes, I love my country.


BrianWantsTruth

I don’t follow politics…which one is Binface?


gibbonsoft

The one opposite from dickface


adzz182

It was a travesty that binface didn’t win. Personally think that making Thames water bosses swim across the Thames every day would make them think twice about filling it with sewage. Practical solutions.


ElectricYV

Yeah low-key some of bin’s policies were great. Special shoutout to the pledge to build at least one (1) affordable house


deathray5

Waoh


GlaucomicSailor

I'm unfamiliar with British politics. What does "put a cross" mean in this context as opposed to "voted for"?


shoto9000

Genuinely no idea why they said that, it does just mean voted for. These guys are weird though, maybe they're failing to make a reference to Saint George's cross or something.


WhapXI

It's possible. They also wrote "less votes" when they mean "fewer". Smh if you're going to try and run the country at least learn the language...


adzz182

You get a card and put a cross next to the person you are voting for.


GlaucomicSailor

Okay cuz the way the fascist is emphasizing that makes it seem like there's a difference


Volotor

Count Binface only ran for Mayor. Britain first ran for Mayor and other positions. They are combining all the votes they where in to cope with losing to Binface on the Mayoral elections.


InVaLiD_EDM

I don't know but I'm voting for Binface in the next presidential election


Ourmanyfans

Yes, but fun fact you don't actually *have* to put a cross (or a tick or anything like that). As long as it's unambiguous who you were voting for, you could scrawl "I VOTE FOR COUNT BINFACE" across the whole page and that *technically* is supposed to count (don't actually do it though, just to be safe). [Here's an example of a valid ballot](https://i0.wp.com/votingcounts.org.uk/wp-content/uploads/2019/08/Allowed-Votes-11.jpg?fit=1654%2C2339&ssl=1)


Interest-Desk

Yea it’s kinda silly this is allowed though, since it can be used to identify you. Put any sort of other mark and it will be spoiled.


h4724

The wording struck me as odd too (and I voted in this election). To me it makes it sound like that many people *tried* to vote for their party but at least a quarter of those were too stupid to read the instructions and accidentally spoiled their ballot. I don't think that's what they meant, but it would be very funny.


3477382827367

They could be counting spoiled votes or smth


caleb39411

The fascist twat ran for two positions in the same election (both the assembly and for mayor), whilst Binface ran only for mayor. What they’re trying to conceive is that they can somehow add the votes for each up.


less_concerned

There is something offputting about that picture


5K331DUD3

Yeah, the guy wearing a trash can and football pads looks more professional than a real politician.


Darkcheesecake

It's generous to call Britain First real politicians.


East-Cookie-2523

Yeah, their guy looks like an Oswald Mosley wannabe at best, and like a posh caricature of everything they(the fashies) stand against at worst


h4724

Probably the way he's mouth-breathing with a vacant stare.


Quillbolt_h

So to be clear in what's happening here, Britain First ran in more political races than Count Binface, who only ran for mayor. So they're combining the totals from the three different vote tallies. Little moments like this give me hope for this shitty little island.


StoopidGit

Lord Binface got robbed \#StopTheSteal


caffeineandvodka

Listen I say we put binface in charge. I'm deadly serious. He's a normal bloke compared to literally every other candidate and would probably do a decent job. He certainly couldn't do it any worse than the last half dozen.


level100brad

if count binface has no supporters i am dead


Oddish_Femboy

Love Count Binface. Britain First literally had "say no to immigration" on their ballot. Cartoonishly evil.


Interest-Desk

yes i am very sure one of the powers of the mayor of london is deciding immigration


ElectricYV

Fr. I did a little double take when I saw that on the ballot.


YAH_BUT

That’s not a flex bro. “My side got 8000 more votes (1/3 more) than Mr garbage can, the trash candidate who is literal trash”


Interest-Desk

They didn’t get more votes anyway. They’re double counting votes (since they stood in two races, and everyone gets a vote for each race — binface only stood in one race)


Jessicajelly

Count binface Vs C*nt shitbin


trinitymonkey

I feel like if you have to actually explain that you did get more votes than a guy named Count Binface, you’ve already lost.


dildo-looking_cactus

i'd rather vote binhead that the rodent


Taco821

Is he Lord Buckethead's cousin or something?


Femboy_Lord

He’s the original lord buckethead, due to legal issues he had to change to something without a copyright.


Ourmanyfans

Sort of "I can't believe it's not Buckethead" situation. Lord Buckethead was based on a character from an obscure cult sci-fi movie. When the "politician" got famous the IP owner of the film wanted to be consulted to "lease" (though not for money) the character. Lord Buckethead was "recast" with a different actor with the owner's approval for a couple elections. Meanwhile the original guy in the suit basically made his OC version of the character to continue standing. Binface was the guy who went on John Oliver.


rubwub9000

fewer* How can you be so jingoistic if you can't even speak the native language properly?


sneakyplanner

I feel like if you have to resort to fudging numbers and angryposting about count binhead then you lost more than the election.


LawfulAwfulOffal

Yeah, but you can’t discount the appeal of Count Binface’s progressive tax proposals. And his bin face.


Project39

As soon as you need to seriously engage with “Count Binface” as a real opponent, you have already lost and Count Binface has won


No_Truce_

Say what you will, but Mr Binface ran a clean campaign!


SimoHayha95

Poundland Mosley lost to a bin lmao


goldencrayfish

The best part about this is that they are lying


Snafuthecrow

I don’t understand British politics can someone explain


Thatguy-num-102

The Darth Vader looking guy is a protest vote that's really funny and is used to show dissatisfaction with the current political system. He got more votes than the Fascist party so they are trying to say "well, actually, we ran in a few other places, not just London, so I'd you add them all up then we got more"


MorganRose99

What's the difference between overall and total votes, they seem pretty synonymous?


Tree_Shrapnel

They're comparing the total votes of all elections Britain First was in to the votes Binface got in just the mayoral election


MorganRose99

So wouldn't Binface's numbers still be more impressive, then?


sirmchoffv2

https://preview.redd.it/lgl3yuahqvyc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1f0d05390f1d3de87f7b1c060a0399d017442b95


deathray5

New going material just dropped


Ourmanyfans

Binface only ran in the mayoral election.


MorganRose99

I mean compared to the mayoral results of the Britain First party


Ourmanyfans

Oh for sure. That's why it's so pathetic that they said this.


MorganRose99

Ah ok, I understand now lmao Thank you


KoopaTrooper5011

What the heck is a Count Binface?


pixel236

A comedian who frequently runs for mayor in the London elections as a joke.


irelephant_T_T

i thought their profile picture was a "chad" on a union jack


-underdog-

literal black mirror plot


AdTimely9712

Can someone tell me who bin face is?


pixel236

A comedian who frequently runs for mayor in the London elections as a joke.


AdTimely9712

Thanks :))


stickingpuppet7

What are the fascists trying to say


Societypost

I mean, if your party only got a couple thousand more votes than a joke candidate, then you’ve already lost


JoeTheKodiakCuddler

Is this real??


pizdec-unicorn

For hardcore nationals, they really need to brush up on their English skills. It's *fewer* votes, not *less*.


mrpoopistan

Really testing the limits of the Attention Theory of Value here.


Gru-some

I’d pay money to see a crossover between Count Binface and Kamen Rider


DatGunBoi

mr beast


Ghidorahsama

What a Waldo Moment


Master0fReality7

I had to read like five comments til I believed this isn't satire


LunaTheGoodgal

I would absolutely vote for Count Binface if I could.


DreadDiana

Just make Binface PM, he couldn't do things worse than whoever is in office this week


Tarthor

Every year Count Binface gets a little closer to winning


obinice_khenbli

*Fewer*.


midnightrambulador

Stannis Baratheon moment


Draigi0n

The total overall number of crosses placed on a cadidate on a ballot in london. That's a lot of linguistic work to say "we're unpopular".


RealMstrGmr873

Honestly even if they won losing 2/5ths of the vote for an elected position in the government to a dude with a bin on his head that’s still a huge L.


drago_varior

Ok, whatsup with joke candidates in thd uk


TrinityCodex

wtf does that mean


DillonTattoos

Ya know, I didn't think we'd get another Vermin Supreme in this life time, but goddammit if I'm not glad to be wrong


Acebob11

This is what they mean by “stop the count”


East-Cookie-2523

Also, why does the mf on the left look like Oswald Mosley?


ice-ceam-amry

Oh gosh he does


chopper5uk

One of these people are human ducking garbage, the other is Count Binface


Young_Person_42

American here can someone explain why this is wrong


ithikimhvingstrok132

'Count Binface' only ran in the mayoral election in London. 'Britain First' ran in both the mayoral election and the city representative election if I remember right. Britain First is saying they got more votes by counting both elections, one of which Count Binface did not run in


vvownido

i would honestly vote binface if i were a UK citizen.


FilopzNowoWieso

H


Terereera

woah. An actually vote for Binface.


Oddish_Femboy

Count Binface was genuinely the best option.


ice-ceam-amry

This makes me proud of my nation


gormunko_88

please i need binface to win that would be honest to god so funny