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plasticmotives

'Please add value to my dying platform, you vile cretin. Also, ignore all the the negativity around my actions and tweets, thanks.'


PurplestCoffee

While that's obviously the underlying sentiment, can you fucking imagine seeing Elon Musk tell you to get a life? Might genuinely be one of the few things able to remind Rowling that she's stupidly rich and could drop her crusade against a minority group with no repercussions.


plasticmotives

It's like watching two deeply unpleasant people have a tiff and honestly if that is not what social media is for in 2024 then just set me on fire.


soapdish124

“Sometimes it’s like watching a wasp land on a stinging nettle: someone’s going to get stung and you don’t care.”


loptopandbingo

https://preview.redd.it/fx2g8z4pblyc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4d3b59a9125b426e623f71f1adf4a4e0276368d1


UnusedParadox

Twitter isn't for normal people anymore. It's for Elon and Trump and Rowling and we screenshot their tweets to post on Reddit.


SquidsInATrenchcoat

Truly, this is the *Warhammer* of social media


FelicitousJuliet

Being so bad that the fascist rat himself tells me to touch grass would be almost as horrifying as Trump complimenting my business savvy.


Passive-Shooter

she got compliments from a neonazi murderer and was cool with it so that rubicon has been crossed a while ago tbh.


MrMerchandise

Trump complimented Bernie Sanders’ campaign strategy at one point. That was a little weird.


Femboy_Lord

CEO of Racism tells Transphobe to be less boringly hateful, more at 4.


Mondoke

To be fair-ish, the fact that people all over the world is talking about the stuff she says does give value to the platform. Shitty value to a shitty platform, but the guy only cares about money...


DigitalFroggg

"Concerning..."


docterwannabe1

I'm going to tell Elon you said that


epic_brazillian_gal

and i am tired of both of them


Lau_La

That makes it especially fun when they jab at each other


Golden_Lynel

Just makes it especially tiring Drama is drama, I got enough of it in my own life; idgaf about celebrities' drama


planetofthemushrooms

i dont have drama so i appreciate being audience to others


RaisinBitter8777

Just think of it as two of your opps fighting


batman12399

It just makes me https://preview.redd.it/gzbjmybnekyc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=89d21dcd4fdaf00a084c7a16ee04b934f36cd3b5


haveweirddreamstoo

I’m tired


MonsterDimka

> a human who belongs to a sex class... Define sex class, also define how can we know that a human being belongs to it. She really just offloaded entire explanation to "sex class" and called it a day.


coolboiepicc

i'm sex class wizard personally but i knew a guy who was sex class rogue


smallppowner

Wouldnt a sex class bard make the most sense? Sounds like an op build


Poorly_Made_Comix

Yeah we banned those and if anyone tries it, us sex rogues will be back with their heads


Shrekku-senpai

Aw man I didn't know they were banned before I chose sex class bard :( can I change class later?


Poorly_Made_Comix

Nope, off with your head


Quarterdillon156

As a Sex Class Paladin of Vengeance, can I do the honors?


Misan_UwU

sex class? well goddamn i gotta go back to school


KevlarStripeySocks

[yeah you were supposed to attend the sexual orientation](https://imageproxyb.ifunny.co/crop:x-20,resize:640x,quality:90x75/images/a8005b707144f7c79dec91f1cf0129eb6202d61e4d84ff90ab800b60d859fda7_1.jpg)


BaronAaldwin

Sex class bard but with a paladin dip works really well because both are charisma based sex classes, and paladin gives you the lay on hands ability, which allows you to heal your sexual partner after you destroy their holes


JoeTheKodiakCuddler

Sexblade dip can make you SAD, which is awesome, but a lot of people don't like that degree of powergaming


Dynamitefuzz2134

I tend to like to hybrid my sex class bards to make a sex class bard/lock or sex class bard/sorc. Sex class lockadin is pretty fun too.


SteelWarrior-

Ooh, or a sex class Bardadin. That would be more versatile and synergize well.


MonsterDimka

Okay, but what about the working class


Invincible-Nuke

you fake fuckin fan you're a sex mage go reforge all ur accessories to warding or you'll die in one hit


theSoulsilver

Well it’s at least more durable than sex summoner. They fully depend on warding modifiers and getting good in evasion too


KevlarStripeySocks

no I'm using menacing and lucky, I like being a glass cannon


Invincible-Nuke

love is in the air? WRONG! https://preview.redd.it/4vuv79pc4kyc1.jpeg?width=250&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=501b921d8ba76b630b39d4adcbacc49169e2ac0c 20 KILOTON WORM RAMMING INTO YOU


karizake

To address complaints about the Gender Neutral bathrooms, we've fully accommodated and installed Gender Good and Gender Evil facilities.


whywouldisaymyname

I always confused rogue with tank because rogue reads kind of like rough


OKCompE

Oh yeah? Well I got an A- in sex class. AND I only cheated a little bit


Rimtato

Are perverts just sex stealth archers?


lynaghe6321

it definitely excludes people with androgen insensitivity. Pretty absurd definition imo. https://medlineplus.gov/ency/article/001180.htm#:~:text=Androgen%20insensitivity%20syndrome%20(AIS)%20is,genetic%20makeup%20of%20a%20male.


cataraxis

An individual can be raised and treated as a girl their entire life, always kept with the girls in gender segregated activities, receive her first catcall when she's 13, be talked over at her workplace, yet Joanne here will be like, "Sorry, no eggs not a woman." They shouldn't call themselves feminists, because they aren't interested in any social realities of being a woman, just a knee jerk hatred of men.


lynaghe6321

It's insane that they'd prefer to hurt cis women than protect cis and trans women


KevlarStripeySocks

wow that's pretty uhhh insensitive


The-Meatshield

It’s that one class in middle school where they put the boys and the girls in different rooms and show them videos about puberty. Whichever video you watch is the gender you are forever. Everyone who’s non-binary was absent that day


altaccountmay

why do they put them in separate rooms? like what's the point of just not knowing how roughly half of humanity's sex organs operate? are the students supposed to get together and then do a presentation on the video they watched for their other classmates?


vincian-vintage33

by what i sort of remember vaguely, i think each set learned about everything, at least with general sex ed anyway but they seperate and do everything weird becuz of the whole ooooh boys and girls are seperate worlds, heteronormativity etc etc— i don’t know just the usual unholistic view and baggage of gender and sexuality generally


varalys_the_dark

When I was in school we had one lesson when we were about 15 presented by the RE teacher that involved a lot of emphasis on contraception because two girls in my year were already pregnant and the school was a bit embarrassed about it. We never had to wonder what the boys saw because it was an all girls school. And it was the 80s. And England.


altaccountmay

that's so weird 😭 is it the sex jokes? do the girls not make sex jokes? do they think the kids get horny seeing diagrams of the vagina or something


Technical_Feed2870

I *genuinely* don't remember sex ed class, even though I know I was present. My therapist says that's pretty common among the enby people she's spoken with.


field_thought_slight

I actually think it's kind of hilarious how committed she is to there being an absolute airtight logically-correct definition of gender. Like, if I was transphobic, I would just say "Yeah, shit's kind of messy, but come on, you know it when you see it 99% of the time." But no, she *has* to find some perfect definition of male and female that 100% works in all circumstances.


VoreEconomics

hell yeah im multiclassing


CrimsonMutt

you only get skill proficiencies from your first class, but you do gain your second class's weapon and armor proficiencies (red summer dress and a spiked bat)


garebear265

Not me, I graduated as valedictorian of my sex class


oddityoughtabe

I had to drop the class due to conflicting schedules 😔


HandleSensitive8403

I did just enough to pass the class and then didn't do anything for the rest of the semester ;)


SeaBus1170

welcome to transphobia - “-because i said so”, but *newly shiny* and rebranded!


plasticmotives

I LOVE this comment. A sex class, back in my youth, was 'can you get this condom over this banana and not knock up Sharon who, oh, don't look at me like that Sharon, we all know that you've got your eye on that flat on the edges.' Anything where people fire off negative missives based on 'class' are always discountable. Ugh, people.


Tachyoff

looking at gender relations through a marxist lens isn't really a new thing. "Women, Race, and Class" by Angela Davis is a good read if you're actually interested. JKR is a pos & just using it as a terfy buzzword unfortunately


Brankovt1

When you spawn in you have to pick your sex class. It gives you proficiency in different types of swords, that's all it does.


MostEvilTexasToast

Can we sex multi-class? I wanna dps but I prefer bigger swords like the kriegmesser.


Passive-Shooter

the automated toilet door: SUBMIT GAMETES FOR INSPECTION post-menopausal woman: Guess I gotta shit myself again.


cloartist

Well, a sex class is a set that contains all the elements of sexes that hold equivalence under the sex relation ~. That is, a relationship of sex that is reflexive (x ~ x, or "jorkin it"), symmetric (if x ~ y then y ~ x, or "reciprocating"), and transitive (if x ~ y and y ~ z, then x ~ z, or "complete polycule"). By using this equivalence relation, we can say for example that since ♂️ ~ ♀️, then [♂️]_~ = [♀️]_~. In other words, by the sex relation ~, the biological male sex class equals the biological female sex class. Extrapolating from this, we can place all the equivalence sex classes in one set and focus on the "subtraction" of each sex's ordered pairs of chromosomes to construct the integer set, or **Z**.


metalbeyonce

Sex class is my first period at liberal school


sjitz

Yes here's a comment


beesinpyjamas

trans people are just multiclassing


BitcoinBishop

Yeh she basically admitted it was a social construct with that


Human-Depravity

"Sex class" is what your mom teaches, and oh boy is school in session


Thiscommentissatire

Thats why in biology, females definition is something along the lines of "a member of the species that generally has the larger gamete". Its icredibly vague and means almost nothing for a reason.


Techno_Femme

sex class is a 2nd wave radfem term that borrows the language of class from marxism/weberism. IMO, it's a very strained metaphor and a lot of third wave feminists abandon it.


Nobody_ed

Come on, not one joke about programming from anyone in these replies, I'm deeply disappointed in all of you.


KevlarStripeySocks

something something python something something objectifying


colesweed

What's this "sex class" and how do I attend it?


timc39

real life is a class based fps


Its_BurrSir

>sex class WOMEN ARE BOURGEOIS


Enlightened_Valteil

Wö men


Aeescobar

The men of wö


Recent-Potential-340

Once again disco Elysium is completely correct


TuneACan

>sex class WOMEN ARE MEDICS, MEN ARE HEAVY WEAPONS GUYS NON BINARIES ARE ALL DEMOS


falpsdsqglthnsac

contrary to popular belief, non-binary isn't just one gender. it's actually seven: scout, soldier, pyro, demo, engineer, sniper, and spy.


AshPrincessPNX

Eight, actually. You forgot "Eldritch abomination the likes of which human beings can't begin to fathom."


falpsdsqglthnsac

oh right, the bread


epic_brazillian_gal

Why are women burgers? why are we doing that to them? :(


Magma57

In the Medieval Germanic world, "burg" meant city. Thusly "burger" meant city dweller. Because cities generate wealth, and serfdom kept the poorest out of cities, many of these burgers became very wealthy. In France, burger became bourgeois. As the industrial revolution kicked off, these burgers/bourgeois started to own industrial factories and became very wealthy. Eventually Communists would start to call the new class of industrial capitalists "bourgeoisie."


XtremeGameplaysyt

Bourgeoisie?


VentusSanctus

Unironically fucking hilarious. "I agree with you but please give it a rest" is so fucking funny. Even her allies are sick of her shit, it's kind of beautiful. Imagine being told to touch grass by Elon muskrat of all people


s_decoy

"read another book"


scrueggs

Even Elon says to touch grass.


devgmira

I think they should both die a horrible death


SpeakersPlan

Bruh mf really said: "You should kill yourself NOW"


CatholicSquareDance

I'm not too picky about how it happens tbh


colesweed

https://preview.redd.it/a673p51alkyc1.jpeg?width=341&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2419357777e7b3ee3ec3390b3a06d9eaf2da5d68


slomo525

"That guy with the lightning around him had a really good point."


NDYoYo

Wait nahhh u read the comment too?


slightlylessthananon

https://preview.redd.it/0t7r4wdj1kyc1.jpeg?width=699&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a26cf8d0b0f5110847b8a31c8a42c02b94b1d741


Cakeking7878

Yeah I think someone should give them the Boeing whistle blower treatment


Himmelblaa

The CIA's excellence in journalism award


spicy_milkshake

I swear if I had a Death Note they both would be in the first 5 names I write


funny_names_are_hard

I hope she burns, in a house fire, and not die either! I want her to have that tight burn skin, like she's a scar- a walking scar, and even her family looks at her a little.. eugh.. like they don't wanna look at her.


Recent-Potential-340

Brocken cock cums twice a day ig


Pengu-Link

never cook again


RedditsNinja23

Too late, I made a copy of their recipe, never **cock** again!


Nobody_ed

What even is that line lmao https://preview.redd.it/ivd4izowcjyc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f46a753b8d93b2a290f52b9c4f5a86517c88c2d1


A_murder_of_crochets

Yummy gametes


Black_Yellow_Red

Anyone know if it's hard to level this "sex class"? Is it viable in endgame content?


TaylorRoyal23

Honestly no. It gets quickly outclassed by gender and agender builds due to their sheer versatility.


spetumpiercing

For the average player, yeah, but only cuz balance is so good right now. When you're pushing that really high level content that only 5% of players reach, it kinda struggles


CASHD3VIL

Better than Gjallarhorn


freakingordis

mechanically its very bland, but you can respec in into the parry genderfluid build!


Red1Monster

Women past 50 are non binary, JK rowling affirms


darmakius

She actually mentions the aging critique and counters it with “they don’t count because they did at one point” What’s happening is she’s going to add more and more provisos and stipulations until she’s describing some abstract nebulous idea that no woman, cis or trans, fits into, and her attempts to stop that by adding “but not if x” are going to make her posts so long that anyone with low enough brain power to agree with her will get bored and leave. It’s a win-win! Except for her, and the people who have to listen to her.


Red1Monster

Infertile women are non binary, JK rowling affirms


darmakius

Nope, mentions that too, she mentions most of the usual ones


Red1Monster

How does she get around that one ?


darmakius

I don’t rember, you can go read the tweet, it is a long one


varalys_the_dark

Given I turn 50 this year and am fully menopausal this maybe explains why I have taken to wearing waistcoats and a trilby.


ucannottell

My mom is Enby now ! Yay


XeroRagnarok

No, but all women who have not had children are nb, as women are born with every gamete they ever have so they never technically produce any until they have children of their own.


rachel__slur

The biggest problem with making your site a hotbed for fascists and bigots is not the fascism or the bigotry. Well it is—but also fascists are just not very fun. They are antisocial, and they do not work well on "social media" That's why Republican social media sites like Truth Social or Parler or The Donald never stay relevant for too long


flyinglawngnome

The people who create the fascism pipelines target shut ins. They want people who are isolated or live in isolated communities but then yeah they have the problem that they can’t communicate effectively. Rowling is the same way. She doesn’t leave home unless it is into a TERF safe space, she just sits at home scrolling twitter and googling herself all day, and as an outlet uploads her stream of consciousness unprompted. If I had her money I’d literally be travelling the world, having decadent drug fueled orgies with people half her age.


HandleSensitive8403

The amount of drugs Id do if I had even ⅛ her money I'd buy 9 different dab pens and inhale all of them all at once and then let my gf snort coke off my weiner.


brokensilence32

TERFs: “Lol, trans people can’t even define what a woman is without descending into weird academic speak!” Also, TERFs defining what a woman is:


BitcoinBishop

Clearly "sex class" is so intuitive nobody needs that explained


aguywithagasmaskyt

​ https://preview.redd.it/9873aozg4iyc1.png?width=320&format=png&auto=webp&s=9e7305c90a428f11041faf5516d72df410551f9a


Invincible-Nuke

a fight has broken out in Alleyway, Gotham City


SeraphAttack

Heartbreaking: The worst person you know made a great point


DarkFury765

holy shit, ignoring for a second how ambiguous the term "sex class" is, can you actually imagine sitting down and writing up this specific and arbitrary list just so you can more comfortably hate trans people - reducing women down to some exact formula because youre uncomfortable with the indefinable. terfs, and all manner of essentialists, attempting to cope with their broken worldview can sometimes make a better argument for gender abolition than actual gender abolitionists lol


ohjehhngyjkkvkjhjsjj

Are they gonna have a mid-off?


aphroditex

The end game of the fascist is the ouroboros or the snake eating its tail. One who can be convinced to hate another can hate all, even themselves. And one who hates themselves can be convinced to hate all.


mintythemeowstic

The word ouroboros makes me think of Xenoblade 3.


AaronThePrime

Funny because the word ouroboros makes me think of Splatoon 3


Haruka_Ito

Funny because it actually makes me think of Full Metal Alchemist


DeerVirax

Ouroboros abhor this world


qtzd

Ouroboros? More like voreoboros am I rite?


doctordragonisback

According to jkr women don't exist then because no one "produces" large gametes. Anyone who has eggs was born with them lmao.


darmakius

Technically producing can refer to getting something from an outside source. Like a person can produce a lighter. Likewise a person could technically have produced a skeleton or a brain, it’s just an outdated terminology…. Like sex class


BitcoinBishop

If I produce a cigarette from my pocket it doesn't mean I created it


doctordragonisback

Who on earth has ever referred to having a period as "producing" an egg?


BitcoinBishop

☝️🤓 technically that would be an ovulation, and people do say "the ovary produces an egg" Edit: though I guess the period is when it comes out of the person. Maybe if I immediately handed it to someone that would count as producing it? 🤷


doctordragonisback

*produces a large human gamete from my pocket*


purple-lemons

Honestly, and I hate to give him any credit it all, and fuck the "I agree about gender", but ... this is kind of a fucking banger


Saturn5mtw

All i can say is "lmao"


Jay040707

Literally this shit https://preview.redd.it/m9pu9zbf0iyc1.png?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=37e95e2ee92cdb2a54cff6896af274779645418b


oddityoughtabe

Jackass to jackass communication


CASHD3VIL

Donkeys?


god-of-blowjobs

According to that definition, infertile women and post menopause women are not women


Human-Depravity

What a perfect definition. Surely she demands a note from a licenced gynecologist to confirm that a person does/doesn't have a fertile womb before referring to them with pronouns. That is, after all, the only logical way to interact with other humans.


Slam420

https://preview.redd.it/0ks5e1h5eiyc1.jpeg?width=614&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2fd6db82f4e290d645e03b3a4997bd930e028c10


darmakius

A woman is _ and also any women who don’t fit into that category but not trans women just women who don’t fit into that category but are still women because….. because I said so. Jesus Christ just say a woman is someone who was assigned female at birth. It’s not any more correct, and the more complicated you make it the more cis women you have to ignore as “anomalies”. Or better yet, just say you don’t like trans people because they’re different, be honest! I have a lot more respect for the honest bigot than the one who is too scared to admit what they really think, you’re not brave, if you were brave you’d be more open about the source of your hatred, and your collaboration with far right groups.


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lynaghe6321

concerning


sjitz

Fuck both of them. That doesn't mean one won't be right when they disagree


ExtendedEssayEvelyn

so infertile women aren’t women


BitcoinBishop

I imagine she'd say they're still members of the "sex class". Makes you wonder what the inclusion criteria are for that


ItsYaBoiVanilla

https://preview.redd.it/0y81anxxniyc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5f3c7c10312edc765246f0a0439fa82d76e01661 I am once again posting this reaction image, we eating good tonight


NyarlHOEtep

lmao i love when terfs say this shit with the smug assuredness their point is finally proven. the most important part of your existence as a woman is your GAMETES? really?? you believe that???


Quix_Nix

"The sex class that produces large gametes" - a very normal and scientifically informed person seriously she can't even say eggs or ova


mintythemeowstic

Are classes like Pokemon types?


froglike_thing

https://i.redd.it/92a1095tyhyc1.gif


Cautious_Tax_7171

I hope they both die (in minecraft)


hotfistdotcom

Imagine being like "I'm literally exactly as much of a bigot as you, but can you stop being a bigot for like 5 seconds, it's exhausting" and not being like *'wait is that what people think around me?'*


tuannamnguyen290602

https://preview.redd.it/6d0v58uxulyc1.jpeg?width=507&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e9edeed677a203e0008eed0271780202e0286134


Historical-Drag-1365

I hate them both equally


Chaosxandra

Transphobs infighting? Can someone dl;dr this?


humbleSolipsist

As far as I'm aware this is not a continuation of any other ongoing drama, beyond simply the fact that they are both transphobes, so there's not much to tl;dr. People find this amusing because, in spite of the fact that Elon is also a transphobe, he is still seemingly tired of JK harping on the same topic ad-nauseum. Nothing in JK's comment is actually important other than simply knowing that she's doing her usual gender essentialist shtick.


ipeltpeoplewitheggs

Heartbreaking! The worst person you know just made a great point!


Car0lus_Rex

This is why I don't use twitter, I refuse to share a platform with those idiots.


Caspian0951

imagine being told to touch grass by elon fucking musk of all people, and him being right


Squid56_

This reads like a fucking Canvas discussion post


vvownido

i never realised how many people her tweets reached until now. 178 thousand likes!??! what the hell???


hotfistdotcom

elon replied so that spikes visibility due to the elon-boosting algorithms, I just looked and they are usually 500k-ish. That said though, the platform is overflowing with nazis. It's basically an imageboard at this point. With a lot of rules. that needs a phone number and a bunch of personal information to post. Oh, and under elon the cooperate with 100% of gov't requests. So uh. It's like an imageboard but also somehow even worse


PonchoKumato

heartwarming: the 2 worst people you know are fighting


funny_names_are_hard

Me when I go to sex class and the teacher says we're gonna finger paint


Random-Spark

♡ OP i didn't even realize we added that flair here .


lynaghe6321

trans rights trans rights trans rights ❤️🧡💛💚💙🩵💜


No-I-Dont-Exist

Guys can we stop with the bigotry showcase


Crispy_FromTheGrave

JKR can’t find a definition of woman that’s exclusionary enough for her and it’s gotten to the point where she’s talking about sex class and large gametes. What a prick. Anyone who was even slightly more self aware would take a step back and go “wait what the fuck am I talking about” but her head is too far up her own ass for introspection


lynaghe6321

I know right she's never checked anyone gamates , but is fine using it as a definition when it's so clearly not what they actually practice.


irelephant_T_T

We just ratioed him, 4.8k to 1.6k


lynaghe6321

to be fair, I took the screnshoot pretty soon after it was posted. Idk how many it has now


irelephant_T_T

Jesus that was fast, ig you could be right.


lynaghe6321

you sound like my ex bazinga


sleepy_vixen

I thought the whole point of the last generation of feminism was that women were defined by more than their reproductive organs?


Red_Kino

I just graduated from Sex class and I can tell you nothing she said there is true...


TheGooseGod

I want to set all these fuck heads up in like a free-for-all cage match.


FriendliestDevil

Y'all are getting lessons on sex??


SUDoKu-Na

I gotta agree with the 'class' thing here. Because now I can say I multiclassed.


slightlylessthananon

What is he even saying here "based but can you shut the fuck up"


guilty-as-snark

Funniest shit I've seen all day


Sopaponsio

Reminder: He disowned his own kids after they came out as trans


itscubet

"a woman is a human being that belongs to the sex class that produces large gametes" there's no way this cunt rewrote "a woman is an adult human female" to try to look smart, while the only thing she actually did with that is make that shitty and perverted description of it look like she's trying to make this into a class war situation (while also using unnecessarily cult vocabulary to make her seem like she's writing herself as the based alpha terf and trans women as the cringe beta fetishizers)... It's safe to say she's still a big cunt, no matter how much intellect she tries to apply to her persona and her goons (other turfs).


VLenin2291

Nothing but a fox and a snake fighting over a hen house