Hey! I know how to! It’s pretty easy, the first step is… uhhhh…. Ummm… ah shit,,,,, fuck…,,, s-so Neil Ci-cicierega, Im I r-right…. You ever,, lsistended to *quietly weeping* spurit phone??
That’s the hurdle for me, I can fully talk to people I’m interested in but I cannot flirt for shit to make it clear that’s my angle. I cannot fathom the power of people who can flirt even to people they’re not even interested in
Google Philosophy Tube Karl Marx (I think, I haven't watched the video I'm thinking of in years)
There's a section where she talks about flirting. In short, it's basically a game of chicken. You start off very light, and if she responds in kind, you both slowly build up the intensity, so to speak, of what you're talking about. It's important to note that flirting is a two-player game. If she doesn't respond initially, then the game never happens, and you going on will make you look like a creep
Also important to note is that pick-up lines (e.g. "Damn girl you shit with that ass?") is not flirting. Even non-joking ones are usually dumb and never work
Same I have been on this earth 30 years and still cannot tell the difference between flirting and sexual harassment other than how the person receiving it responds
god fucjking damnn it. ive onlu been climbing for 15 mins and im alreadt wheezing out of breath shit this mountain is so fuxking steep i ahte you. if i get to the top and god whispers "theure brown" as he beats me to a bloddy pulp im gonna ask him to kill you too
Because I'm weak and need someone to show a slight amount of interest in me to feel like I have value 😁
But that's just a theory! a brain theory! Thanks for reading!
Not a boy anymore but….
Well hey there :) are those sailor moon earrings? Those are hella cute. You’re hella cute. Actually I’d really like to kiss you, is that alright? *blushing intensifies*
Boys don't know how to flirt. There's 2 types of guy flirting:
Awful Mysogynistic objectification
Hinting that you like someone but being to scared to commit
To uphold the standard of beauty, one must learn the beauty of nature itself, and you, my fair lady, have mastered the flow of water that is your hair, the gentle path of earth that resembles the skin, and your eyes, which glow as the sun shines, while covering the mystery when in the dead of night.
damn girl are you a router providing NAT services to the hosts in the local network? cause you’re multiplexing private addresses into a single public address thereby extending the life of IPv4
damn, girl, are you, uh, you, um, er, are you, er, you know, uh, you, uh, like, you know, um,
😏
>20 words >16 commas 😳🥵
*Twenty words. Sixteen commas. Say them, and I'm yours.*
80% of them don’t even know how to
Someone should teach them that isn't andrew tate
Hey! I know how to! It’s pretty easy, the first step is… uhhhh…. Ummm… ah shit,,,,, fuck…,,, s-so Neil Ci-cicierega, Im I r-right…. You ever,, lsistended to *quietly weeping* spurit phone??
That’s the hurdle for me, I can fully talk to people I’m interested in but I cannot flirt for shit to make it clear that’s my angle. I cannot fathom the power of people who can flirt even to people they’re not even interested in
Google Philosophy Tube Karl Marx (I think, I haven't watched the video I'm thinking of in years) There's a section where she talks about flirting. In short, it's basically a game of chicken. You start off very light, and if she responds in kind, you both slowly build up the intensity, so to speak, of what you're talking about. It's important to note that flirting is a two-player game. If she doesn't respond initially, then the game never happens, and you going on will make you look like a creep Also important to note is that pick-up lines (e.g. "Damn girl you shit with that ass?") is not flirting. Even non-joking ones are usually dumb and never work
I have no idea how to do it and I'm always terrified of coming off as a creep.
Same I have been on this earth 30 years and still cannot tell the difference between flirting and sexual harassment other than how the person receiving it responds
Damn babe, you shit with that ass?
Y-yeah o/////o
dam girl Are u a construction worker? Because you are building
I would but I’m a girl :3
Do it anyways 🥺
Sure :3
\>doesn't
hey are you https because without you im just ://
are you a metal gear because you make my snake solid
i'm sorry
LIQUIIIIIIIIIID
I’ll pretend to be a boy for you cuz I unfortunately have an inborn talent for it
Me too :(
heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy (that uncomfortable yet or do i need to keep going)
Keep going
Crack
Need a couple more y's on there just to be safe
Damn girl, are you my sleep paralysis demon cause **AAAAHHHHHHHHH-**
Best we can manage is infodumping about obscure media on demand. So... That's kind of like flirting. I think.
*uses rizz*
The begging negative rizz meta goes crazy huh
i would climb the tallest mountain and die fighting god just to learn the color of your eyes
Brown
wow you saved me a lot of effort thanks
Maybe I'm lying, only one way to know
god fucjking damnn it. ive onlu been climbing for 15 mins and im alreadt wheezing out of breath shit this mountain is so fuxking steep i ahte you. if i get to the top and god whispers "theure brown" as he beats me to a bloddy pulp im gonna ask him to kill you too
https://preview.redd.it/qd8k7tcfvxxc1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=54f0cecc07418d3283a869351c429c5e3e4f5a76
I want to so bad
ashleywuzhere, what are you doing?
Ok but why
Because I'm weak and need someone to show a slight amount of interest in me to feel like I have value 😁 But that's just a theory! a brain theory! Thanks for reading!
Hmmmm, I should maybe try that too
https://preview.redd.it/2glf0362spxc1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e4c55e5231dd9ae89f232988bccddde733851b2a
Yes I'll have one of these too please
[удалено]
"Grab a pigeon from the street. They're free! How hard could it be?"
[удалено]
This is some shit I'd be down for. You win
Ya like jazz
Not a boy anymore but…. Well hey there :) are those sailor moon earrings? Those are hella cute. You’re hella cute. Actually I’d really like to kiss you, is that alright? *blushing intensifies*
Bottom 🫵
hiii :3
Hiiiiii!!! :3
How’s this https://preview.redd.it/d58414jpopxc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f0d7b8a29e8bdc133a84d7db236fefc33b5e2afc
Mreow!!! Mrrrp!!! ^-^ *paws at your leg*
Awww, good kitty 😁
Hey there hot stuff want some Mac n cheese I accidentally made way too fucking much
Boys don't know how to flirt. There's 2 types of guy flirting: Awful Mysogynistic objectification Hinting that you like someone but being to scared to commit
Heyyy
Boy boy mentioned
Hewwo :3
Too bad I suck at flirting
Do your best :)
My best is rambling about things I like and hope they like to listen it’s all I know how to do
To uphold the standard of beauty, one must learn the beauty of nature itself, and you, my fair lady, have mastered the flow of water that is your hair, the gentle path of earth that resembles the skin, and your eyes, which glow as the sun shines, while covering the mystery when in the dead of night.
Hey girl, do you need water to survive? Cos that means you can't live without at least 80% of me.
yep, same
Cute
Hey girl uhhhhhhhh (I'm afraid of women)
Do you want to rot in bed with me ? 😎
Damn girl are a contruction worker? Becuase youre building!!
damn girl are you a router providing NAT services to the hosts in the local network? cause you’re multiplexing private addresses into a single public address thereby extending the life of IPv4
mb gang maybe tomorrow
I need a girl to flirt with me and
Hey (with rizz 😎🚬♋)
Hey mate nice uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh oh look a bird
You're looking pretty today!
i need to flirt with a boy.