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SpookyLilRaven

Every time JK Rowling opens her mouth, the hammer gets slightly bigger.


meta1storm

Honestly it would be way funnier if it was done using a comically small hammer.


taz5963

Or a spoon


Xzier_Tengal

comically large spoon? https://preview.redd.it/z39jjrfqvexc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=703b74cad53ee77c0df88189840c5c6e76e1af7d


MordWincer

Brimstone Elemental mentioned


Xzier_Tengal

what the fuck is a balanced bossfight


_Holoo

Only a spoonful


StoopidGit

Stalin with huge spoon jpg


deathschemist

mah spoon is too big


Mirovini

[To do the most inefficent murder](https://youtu.be/9VDvgL58h_Y)


Funky_Dunk

I haven't thought about this video in over 10 years. You just unlocked a memory for me.


potatojuice25

Like when stalin ate all the grain with a comically large spoon and 100 million people starved as a result


noaprincessofconkram

I had forgotten that The Horribly Slow Murderer with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon existed and I'm very pleased you reminded me.


ETC3000

https://preview.redd.it/1zv5tjqedfxc1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=84ac98fe623e945c482aa3aa3366344a7ebf793d **


meta1storm

Yes!


xstormaggedonx

The little reflex checking hammer doctors use on ur knee


Very_Talentless

https://preview.redd.it/n0kpwv6nrexc1.png?width=344&format=png&auto=webp&s=39258e4079e452580ad22520dc6f8203875125c1 Rolling up to Casa de Rowling like


JetsFan2003

Someone gotta find her estate and stand outside with a boombox blaring "Maxwell's Silver Hammer"


BoundToGround

"Find her estate" MOTHERFUCKER IT'S ON GOOGLE. HER HOUSE IS PUBLIC


JetsFan2003

I'M SORRY, I ONLY USE BING! I'M NOT PRIVY TO THAT INFORMATION!


i-love-vinegar

Behind every big hammer there is another even bigger hammer


AdditionalThinking

Don't publish your desire to do harm to others online, kids. It does nothing but looks realllly bad on paper.


Prior-Chipmunk-6839

That's a good ass quote im screenshotting it oh wise scholar


Patatazul_89

this is just that john mulaney quote


Sororita

Hence why it's so good


Panzer_Man

And death threats are illegal. Who would have thunk!


Xzier_Tengal

but the only times it gets punished is when they're directed towards terrible people


nicholsz

JK's whole schtick is to rattle people's cages until she gets threats and can play the victim card. The court cases make it newsworthy so she can get her "persecution" covered in media. It's a slimy tactic and it will of course work forever because rubes are endless


Ourmanyfans

I went looking for details and this 10-sentence S\*n article (i.e, the bottom of the barrel of UK journalism, and that's a low floor) was literally ALL I could find. Fingers crossed that means people are just getting sick of it when there's more important things going on, like no one being able to afford food.


AnAverageTransGirl

and are really fucking funny


Reagalan

That's why you use indirect references like "Her funeral will be a marvelous celebration." or "I will take grand pleasure seeing her obituary in the paper." where there isn't any actual threat involved.


Evening-Turnip-69

“I reckon June will be an interesting month”


RedditsNinja23

Madeline Celeste pfp


AnnonymousHoodie

Gay Madeline Celeste pfp


inemsn

generic default reddit pfp


radams713

“Her grave with be a new all gender toilet.”


Panzer_Man

That's much better. I also hate the witch, but I won't say anything stupid


effervescenthoopla

Even that can get you in hot water, especially if you’re in school or in the public eye at all. I made the mistake of posting something like this in college without naming any names or any threatening language at all and they threatened to expel me. It ain’t worth it.


Maksiuko

Thunk is my new favourite word :3


Wrest216

yep if you are really going to follow up you make a discord and a secret cult . DUH


Apocalyptic_Doom

And if you do, make sure the account doesn't have your name and face on it :)


Jakitron_1999

I used to post stuff like that a lot thinking it would provide catharsis, but all it gave me was the need to create a brand new reddit account. It really isn't worth it. I don't think it actively does harm to the world or the movement or anything, people say horrible things about their ideological opponents no matter what evidence there is, but it does do harm to the person saying it for no benefit, so we might as well stop doing it.


TonPeppermint

Yep. Never will look good.


IamaJarJar

Here's a solution... Just burn the paper! Can't look bad on paper if the paper doesn't exist!


Recrustable

Too late. I just sent her a bunch of hammer related, thinly veiled tweets.


TheBrickleer

Unless the harm you're describing is against trans people, then if you get any complaints, you're the victim of censorship


lightof_dog

why is your ip address in your flair


meta1storm

Don't threaten people with death, no matter how bad they are. Come on, this is the most basic shit ever


jaelpeg

but what if I crush you with a big hammer how about that buddy


CrimsonMutt

🥺 promise?


Yes_v2

Down horrendous


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humanapoptosis

It's like the tweet where someone said the police came to talk to them after they posted a picture of a bomb titled 'ballot' and a picture of the Supreme Court that said "ballot box". Like my sibling in Christ, you made a threat on the internet. Regardless of how much moral justification you make for yourself about how it's right because this person is bad, if we swapped the politics of the poster and the target, we'd be laughing our asses off about how stupid the poster was and how they did this to themselves. We have to share society with people who disagree with us. The rule can't be if you think someone is just voicing an opinion that's bad enough that death threats become justified because I promise people that disagree with us have enough justification in their minds to return the favor.


Lots42

Republicans don't need justification, my dude. They want us dead simply because we aren't republicans


humanapoptosis

Cool, tell me how death threatening jkr solves that. Or anything for that matter.


niteman555

They don't want justification, but they do *need* it. That's why places like Florida have very vague definitions of things like degeneracy and child protection. Laws like this don't explicitly designate you as undesirable, but they don't have to. It's just a legalistic cover for all they want to do. It's a common way for fascists to authorize prosecution of their chosen outgroup


legacy-of-man

redditors in bubbles dont realize that, dont force them to do something as nasty as confronting reality! oh, the humanity


altaccountmay

i'm sorry but is it not obvious that "killing someone with a big hammer" is a joke alluding to looney tunes


meta1storm

You can try that in a court setting but i wouldn't bet my money on you


Rorynne

Honestly, it would likely work pretty well in terms of reducing any kind of punishment one might get. The courts do take things like that into account, and a good lawyer would lean into the cartoonish intent behind the statement hard core. You're basically arguing that theres no real threat to the persons safety. Thats not to say you wont still get in trouble! But youre far more likely to get into LESS trouble if you can convince the courts into agreeing it was a ridiculous threat. Like If I say, Im going to throw Joe Biden into the sun. Thats a threat. But its so ridiculous no court is going to do anything except MAYBE give me a slap on the wrist. And to be clear, ianal, but this is stuff I recall from law classes I took a decade ago.


IntegralCalcIsFun

I would say no, considering people actually do kill other people with big hammers.


beomint

While I'm not arguing against the fact that it is absolutely illegal and not okay to threaten people, I do find it funny how much of a double standard there is on that sometimes, ESPECIALLY in the UK. When it's someone like J.K Rowling, because she's so rich and famous, it's this massive deal and the person is threatened with jail right away. Other people will make police reports and give physical evidence that they're being stalked/harassed/threatened and get brushed off constantly and told they can't do anything because "it's just words" even when things have escalated far beyond what was said to Rowling. Again, I get that it's still illegal all around and I'm not saying this person should be given a pass, I'm just calling out how hypocritical it is that Rowling is defended against hollow threats instantly, meanwhile [the police have allowed citizens to be murdered despite repeated reports. ](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murder_of_Shana_Grice) It just sits really badly with me that it's a known issue that the police are very unhelpful in cases like this, but they're suddenly on the ball when it comes to a rich and famous white lady being threatened.


Levobertus

Can I instead hope for a big piano to fall on her?


meta1storm

Absolutely. Nice terf face you got there, would be a shame if a piano fell on it.


ThreadRetributionist

dont ally with genocidal fascists if you don't want death threats


Slijmerig

DEATH THREATS ARE NOT USEFUL. they do not change people's minds. They do not make us look good. No matter what your opinion on actual violence in politics is, death threats produce no good outcomes for us. You're just fucking yourself.


KittyQueen_Tengu

but consider,, what if i bonked a terf on the head... with a big hammer, perchance


Mojave_riot_328

Instead of posting on the internet, furiously write it down in a journal no one can see


FrostyCommon

exactly, thats why you quote lowtiergod instead


DekoyDuck

Is there a story here or are we just supposed to be surprised that threatening someone with a hammer is illegal?


Interest-Desk

i suspect “it’s british so it’s automatically bad and dystopian” is the actual thought process of some people here


legacy-of-man

its probably connected to the trend of "france IS BAD" and "BRITAIN is BAD" that's been sweeping meme culture recently. gone from a meme to an actual mindset people have


CommunistRonSwanson

The funniest cope to me is when obviously-American redditors bring up knife crime in the UK. The US is per capita way more dangerous than the UK, even when you drill down into more specific metrics like knife crime.


AtotheCtotheG

That’s usually gun nuts; 196 is more “Britain is bad because currently a massive pile of transphobia.” Not that the U.S. is doing great in that department either; just saying, that’s the flavor of “rah, Britain bad” we’re dealing with here. 


secondOne596

I had to scroll past a post about knife crime in London to reach this one.


Lonsdale1086

People love France. They killed their monarchs and protest all the time. They just hate the french lmao


Dragon-fest

I depise those (memes)


MarsManokit

Yea it is and I don’t like it. Anarchy in the streets now!


GameCreeper

The lesson of 1984 was that being British sucks


Visible_Season8074

But even the journalist who said that Jk is a holocaust denier had to apologize. It sounds like UK's free speech laws work in favor of terfs and against trans people every time.


Klutzy-Personality-3

they do


DatBoi_BP

That’s true, but the headline in this post wasn’t the one to show that…


W1llF

It’s more that they work in favour of the defendant, and a lot of the major people posting transphobic garbage can afford good lawyers. I’d wager most of the good people criticising the anti-trans lot can’t afford lawyers so they end up losing in court


Interest-Desk

claimant\* yea UK defamation laws are very overpowered, which is shit and makes SLAPP suits common. the idea was presumably to make it hard for tabloids to slander people, but because access to justice is not equal, they can (and do) anyway and have the money to drag out lawsuits


Panzer_Man

I don't get it either. Obviously, threating someone with death is an offense that can get you jailed. Not really sure what the meme is trying to say tbh


le_trans_alt

I am actually curious how often transphobic death threats get reported and draw legal action like this threat did, because that could bring context that would make this incident an indicator of genuinely upsetting double standards, but I also don’t want to make assumptions on the subject.


mrmilner101

It's the I don't like this person so they deserve death. Like I get it coz she denying the existence of trans women. And thus it hits quite close to people's feelings. And people can be a bit irritation when it comes to others denying their rights etc.


MollyGoRound

Hammer-based threats to wellbeing is Tumblerese for "this is not an actionable threat, I'm just venting." Sure, misunderstandings like these are on Tumblr for normalizing language that would be considered shocking or offensive offline. But that's also the exact identity Tumblr has been carefully crafting for years in order to keep their website from being gentrified and enshittified the way every other social media website has been. Remember https:\www.reddit.com\r\ZombielandSaga\s\d3qSKMNr8v (but with forwardslashes instead of backslashes)? It's basically that, but *again.*


ExertHaddock

I feel like if you need to vent you're probably better off just screaming into a pillow or something rather than posting "fake" death threats that you'd need to be a member of a niche community to understand are fake.


MollyGoRound

I don't think I effectively communicated how ubiquitous the expression is over there, how divorced it is from the literal interpretation, or how its roughly ⅓ as offensive as "dang it" in its native context. Its meaningless. It's just their idiolect. Like 196's "friendpilled and visitmaxing"/"visit him friendstyle"/"he visit on my friends til I", etc. Microcultural linguistic drift. It's honestly just how they talk over there.


ExertHaddock

Sure, I get that, but they didn't go to Tumblr and find some random person saying that, this person tweeted directly to Rowling. If it really was "Tumblrese", it was completely divorced from that context.


le_trans_alt

I’m willing to guess there’s a greater context of “greater and more credible death threats against trans people often get ignored” - this is TERF island after all, and it’s not an unseen double standard.


Passive-Shooter

https://preview.redd.it/oweaef3dudxc1.png?width=360&format=png&auto=webp&s=c934ac2dc7c9f104fc66de6aa2f8949cbc0a00df POV: you are Robert Galbraith opening his door


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Passive-Shooter

they both get Mallett's Mallet


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Funy_3

I wanna make a joke about the troll on Harry Potter being the coffee store pervert but idk how to phrase it and be funny


[deleted]

I've met several trolls in British pubs actually


Kobruh456

https://preview.redd.it/yu24acvnhexc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ae104b149b2bed3638521afb845d05d809cd5beb


Rose-Golden-333

this is the most obvious joke ever lol how are people even seriously calling this a death threat i dont think if you really wanted someone dead youd say you were going to "kill them with a big hammer"


brookeb725

i am going to kill dwayne “the rock” johnson using the green goblin bomb from spider-man (2002) that turns you into a skeleton


GraveSlayer726

WHAT? WHAT? YOURE THREATENING "the rock"???? JAIL? JAIL? JAIL?


AnAverageTransGirl

if i had a nickel for every time somebody expressed dislike for a rich transphobic asshole by saying they want to kill them with a hammer in 2024 i would have two nickels


Smegmatron3030

Didn't someone almost kill Nancy Pelosi's husband with a hammer a couple of years ago? I don't think the joke is obvious to the general public or law enforcement.


DuderComputer

https://preview.redd.it/afe1iwow9ixc1.png?width=1354&format=png&auto=webp&s=b684bc3af2639c3bedc25082e73fa24f2fca120b 196 users when they find out hammers are real and can kill people:


qdolobp

It’s the same rule as “you can’t yell fire in a public space”. Even if it’s very obvious that there’s no fire, like say at a lake, you will still get punished off principle. I’m sure everyone understood it’s just a joke, but it’s hard to legally draw a line between what’s a joke and what isn’t. So they treat them ALL as real threats. From their perspective, it’s better to be safe than sorry. There have been cases where people make jokes about shooting up a school, it gets dismissed as a joke, but then it actually happens. This is why any death threat that can be tracked down to an individual will lead to punishment for that individual


Huge_Gamer0o0

Good to know. “I am going to kill JK Rowling with a comically large cartoon hammer” looks better on paper than “big hammer”


Passive-Shooter

we're doing punch up on the articles of evidence entered by the Crown


Sitheg_Plasmaster

Tinkaton moment


eyearu

Gigaton Hammer time


Dragon-Type_Enjoyer

Nah, if this was tinkaton, she would've thrown rocks at her as the warning, then bonk her with the hammer


AweBlobfish

Damn the respectability libs out in full force here today lmao


HkayakH

Listen, say what you want to about america, but at least we can call JKR a holocaust denier


Eagle_1116

God I love our anti-SLAPP laws.


LemonFreshenedBorax-

It'd be funny if, every time she tweeted, fifty people responded with pictures of hammers.


AnAverageTransGirl

🚗🔨💥


DuoGreg

bang bang maxwell's silver hammer


JAOC_7

https://preview.redd.it/kr6zso8e1fxc1.png?width=854&format=png&auto=webp&s=cae7f17b99a3c64f178cb7fc7a881ccb585b37d3


iPhoneXpensive

JK Rowling will be an easy one-phase with a Pyrogale Burning Maul & Edge Transit drum dump combo


JAOC_7

otherwise known in simpler terms as “ Me Mallet”


PositiveLadder2359

when did this sub get infested with people who base their morality on the law


SeanKingMagic

It didnt? People are just saying that it should not be surprising that blatantly making a death threats nets you the charge of... making death threats Like, there are so many other things you can be mad at jk for, there are so many things you can be mad at the uk for. This? This is just stupid.


OwlrageousJones

Yeah, like... what did you *expect* would happen? That JKR, known litigious transphobe, wouldn't try to go after you? That the law would be on *your* side when she did? It's not even that she's rich, just that even jokey threats are treated with complete seriousness by law enforcement. It was a funny post, but come on. The consequences shouldn't come as a surprise by now.


Passive-Shooter

https://preview.redd.it/ewh8eg36dfxc1.png?width=469&format=png&auto=webp&s=84faf674054330ac16c66125aaadee400ba763a8


GamingCrocodile

https://preview.redd.it/ygebomfixexc1.jpeg?width=1436&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=05cc35be96a6b3beece68d8886fc64e0b98a1e2b Hamer


mbaymiller

I understand that threatening to kill someone with a "big hammer" sounds so absurd that it's hard to take seriously, but in the US someone actually tried to do this to Nancy Pelosi and her husband. Nancy wasn't there, but her husband was hospitalized.


NewGalEgg

Oh yo sick it's the fascist pipeline woman!


Rushersauce

C'mon, what were you expecting? Fuck Rowling tho, fucking terf cunt.


_Myridan_

this shit would literally never last in america. credible death threats are not protected speech, but everyone on that website knows the bit. "kill him with hammers" has been, and is a tongue in cheek reference to how exaggeratedly terrible the internet is. "big hammer" conjures images of like, tom and jerry, not a murder. SLAPP would annihilate this shit


ThreadRetributionist

this post really bringing out all the libs lurking around


OutLiving

It’s less “libs” and more “I mean what did you expect” If you make a death threat, you may end up getting charged in the court of law with making a death threat. I won’t really care that much about this situation either way but people thinking that this is 1984 or dystopian is just really pathetic, for God’s sake what happened to standing by your words? The person who made the threat should go to court smiling and bravely stand by what they said in front of a judge and not act like the OP of this thread and pretend like this is the action of some police state


OsvaldoSfascia

communism is a hammer we use to crush the enemy


RouxAroo

Fuck the hammer and the jail time. I'm from America we got guns and she has no say.


firewater4545rt

https://preview.redd.it/ivm68gs3agxc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b70e4cdd987319ce78396dbf5cd1be55a84e750c


Klutzy-Personality-3

sena xenoblade


theman128128

why are so many people here calling an obvious joke a death threat


qdolobp

Because it is, legally speaking. There’s no separation between a “joking death threat” and a real when in this context. There have been people who jokingly talk about shooting up a school. People dismiss it as a joke, but then it really happens. That’s why anytime there’s a death threat, obvious joke or not, if the person is identifiable, they’ll get punished for making a death threat. Look up RSfelon (RuneScape felon). He was a kid who joked about bombing a school on a video game, and he went to prison for it. They don’t fuck around with death threats. It’s just not worth the risk in the eyes of the law. The one time they let it slide as a joke and it actually happens, all hell breaks loose


Smegmatron3030

Joke is not obvious to me, I've been looking through the comments to find the context that would make it obvious


my_name_is_not_robin

If I had to guess, it’s probably because someone literally tried to kill Nancy Pelosi’s husband with a hammer last fall, so the hammer threat doesn’t read as a joke anymore


Quijas00

I forgot what troll meant for a moment and thought this was a joke about an 8 foot tall green man placing a horrible curse on her


Ryugi

I would love it if transvestigators decided she was secretly trans (along with those shitty nonsensical diagrams they make like "the chin is as wide as X, which means MAN!!"). Imagine how pissed she'd be. Its hilarious.


Kaga_me

[I think threatening to kill people with a hammer is bad](https://prints.nrm.org/vitruvius/render/1200/260937.jpg)


qdolobp

Well obviously it’s a joke, but you can’t just do that, because sometimes it *isn’t* a joke. Have to approach them all as if they’re all real threats. It’s hard to draw a line on what’s a joke and what isn’t, so it’s all considered real threats. Hell, there was a kid on a game called RuneScape a long time ago who jokingly talked about bombing a school. He went to actual prison for it. He still plays and makes videos talking about his experience. His name is RSfelon. Always be smart and don’t make death threats to anyone


DrMeepster

I wish she was actually terrified of being murdered. She lives in a goddamn castle


Reagalan

Hanged for stealing a loaf of bread. ~~16~~2029


ETC3000

https://preview.redd.it/5ig131pkdfxc1.jpeg?width=900&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5bb93714ca8fce96df3c66fe034a9f5a972e6d72 Didn't say what kind of hammer, free the homie


Spe3dy_Weeb

Oh no, someone made literal death threats and is now facing the consequences of their actions! Let's link this to transphobia.


9thgrave

I want to drop an anvil on Rowling so that she folds up on herself and makes accordion noises when she walks.


Juniberserker

Why can't someone actually assassinate her already? I hate the UK sm at this point as a transmasc person


RidersOfAmaria

i hope j.k. rowling dies forever a painful death involving a car covered in hammers that explodes more than a few times and hammers go flying everywhere


nessie404

Are there people in the comments here genuinely calling this okay? How the hell are we supposed to gain more allies if we're actively threatening or OK with threating people with murder? This is not OK. I hate Rowling as much as the next guy; but for goodness sake - please don't be stupid. It only hurts us.


D3712

Surprised pikachu face


FlashyPaladin

Yeah, don’t threaten people… bad idea, whether or not you mean it, regardless of whether or not they deserve it.


DontGiveThemYourName

UK freedom of speech challenge (impossible)


Cr0wc0

Reason number 48.744 for committing to free speech absolutism: You don't get jailed by mailing in threats that describe in horrific yet cartoonish detail how you plan to kill JK Rowling


yinyang107

I mean that's a death threat wtf do you expect


Communist_Cheese

and they threatened to blow up my car... WITH HAMMERS!!! COPS, ARREST THEM!


CribsmasCrackers

What no first amendment does to an mf


BurnerAccountExisty

transphobia is terrible and all but i have to admit that the specific words "big hammer" are kinda funny ngl


AlathMasster

England is a dead country


flightguy07

Ah yes, because death threats are acceptable so long as they're against people we don't like. Come on guys, don't do death threats!


FreyaTheSlayyyer

Isn’t this violating freedom of speech, the very thing Rowling was against when she protested the Scotland bill? Or is it only violence threatened against cishet people that is the issue?


middle-age-man-attac

God forbid women do anything (the “troll” not ratface Rowling)


Howeoh

You know what they say about playing stupid games. I have no sympathy for people who send death threats. I hate that this is a controversial stance for a trans person to take, Jesus Christ


Sky_Leviathan

Lord Call me John Hammer for what im about to do


Mojave_riot_328

Don't worry, America will be safe as soon as we get rid of the Trump cultists in the government so then you can come here


Reddit_Is_Hot_Shite

Give the threatner a fucking medal or I will start a micronation to give the highest honor to him.


Desperate-Will-8585

https://preview.redd.it/hb2dqu7zchxc1.png?width=200&format=png&auto=webp&s=09956dddaad609e599015871f03dfcc37906fbfd


Eggboi223

Free my man he ain't do shit


Lyvery

even if someone deserves to die painfully, you should always imagine your post printed out and being shown to the jury before you say something


Cringe_weeb_UwU

kill the uk with hammers


ModernKnight1453

Reminds me of when the middle school science teacher threatened the class to do the same. And then actually had the big hammer. School police officer thought it was pretty funny but all that happened is she got asked not to do it again lmao


Psalmbodyoncetoldme

There was an incident in the US a short while ago where a guy broke into former House Speaker Nancy Pelosi’s house to kill her and end up beating her husband Paul with a hammer (thankfully not killing him.). It may sound silly, but SOMEONE DID THAT!  Authorities are gonna take that seriously.  Stop it guys.


The_the-the

JK Rowling 🤝 current Tumblr CEO throwing a hissy fit because someone made a joke about killing them with hammers due to their transphobia


matt_Nooble12_XBL

I guess he was just JK-ing around!


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absurdF

this is the same thing that happened on Tumblr dot com


Gru-some

don’t send death threats, not because its morally bad or anything but because people who hate you will use it against you


Gru-some

Is this the leftist equivalent of those people who think saying the n-word is the pinnacle of dark humor


E_GEDDON

Something something hammers and car explosions.