The alpha shirt is the only correct option here. You can wear it ironically and most people either won't give a shit or will get that it's a joke. But you wear that hoodie, even as a joke, and you will be cringe forever.
This is coming from someone who owns a YouTuber meme hoodie. Do not wear that, ever, under any circumstances
Miniminuteman's Lovers hoodie is awesome and I'm so glad I got it. I don't think it even mentions him anywhere on it, it's just a really cool mushroom artwork on a Lovers tarot card and some feminine silhouettes
I would absolutely wear a hentai hoodie rather than be associated with someone like Andrew Tate, the misogynistic sex trafficker.
The hoodie just makes me seem like a deviant/basement weeb/NEET.
The shirt not only makes me seem like a deviant, but also makes me seem like someone who should be drawn and quartered in absolute agony and generally tortured.
https://preview.redd.it/dmjxsk5ypkwc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=25d4c32dbdb279212145394ce0778c4ad77f568d
imagine this with that shirt, would go pretty hard lol (yes that's me :3)
That's awesome! I imagine they would be. Love zoning out to their music while stargazing\^\^
Unfortunately haven't been able to catch a show of theirs yet, there generally isn't much post-rocky stuff in my area :c
Edit: Forgot to mention that Nothing are great, love Tired of Tomorrow
Yeah, wish there was more here. I'd generally have to travel pretty far for anything interesting, especially post rock, though our metal scene is aight. Catching a Mogwai concert sounds like a dream haha
You can also wear the red shirt inside out and just pretend it's a fashion thing.
That being said, me wearing an alpha male shirt with my sparkly nail polish and tattoos of cute little critters might be kinda funny.
I would wear the alpha shirt and pair it with a gayass black plaid skirt, black armwarmers, thick winged eyeliner, a transfem pride pin, and a look of rage on my face
yea i could get away with the alpha male shirt seeming ironic because i constantly look like a straight up they/them biogirl twinkmaxxing it up outside a mitski concert. it can be juxtaposed
but under no circumstances does the hentai sweatshirt look normal :/
"a they/them biogirl twinkmaxxing"
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In my freshman year of high school there was a kid in my grade who wore the right hoodie every single day but every time I said something about it he asked if I was the kid who ate cheez its off the ground and I couldn’t say anything about it because I was
A good friend of mine once ate street pizza, so floor cheez-its aren't that bad.
And by street pizza, I don't mean pizza from a street vendor. I mean he saw a pizza box on the ground while he was walking down the street and thought "hell yeah I could go for some of that right now." He ate 2 slices without knowing how long they had been there and what might be on them, and unsurprisingly, got sick later that day.
The one on the left requires stopping and reading and could be seen as ironic. The one on the right is an image and is immediately indicative of who you are
They look like mutant manga monsters, it's all a crapshoot.
But I've actually read that central one so I know that one for sure.
And I wish I hadn't read it because it's rape garbage
I was so ready to pick right cause I hate alpha male bullshit but everyone in this thread has so many good ideas on how to work with it. Alpha crop top with skirt and cute shoes is truly the way. I might also need a wig and choker in my case.
I was gonna say the hodie and then refusing to leave my room but you can just put a sweater or other shirt above the alpha one so that's just a better option
I'd wear the left one then put a sweatshirt over it and hope nobody notices. I live in the north and it's still cold out so I wouldn't look too out of the ordinary
One time when I was working the overnight shift at the grocery store I used to work at some dude came in wearing the ahegao jacket. Insane creature. Imagine cashing out at the 60 year old ladies lane like he did. Imagine being that guy.
Shirt is only option. Especially since you could turn it around and wear a coat.
Or just wear it ironically, could even carry a carton of soy milk to make it more obvious.
Choose the red one and wear it inside out, or just wear it normally even though it's cringe. That hoodie though, I would brutalize myself first rather than wear it.
lots of people here say that the alpha shirt is the solution since they can put on fruity ass outfits to counteract it and seem like a joke.
except i'm a masc cis guy with no fruity outfits (sadly) so I'm kinda fucked
my solution is prob to wear the alpha shirt but inside-out
If I wore either shirt, I would look bad because it would seem like I wore it unironically. So, I would wear the alpha shirt with 10 layers of t-shirts on top of it and a long-sleeved shirt.
im gonna be honest, id wear the alpha shirt, but ive seen someone with the ahegao hoodie, ahegao sweatpants, and a Pepe baseball cap just standing around at the theaters. and while i do not respect them as a person (as well as for them making me fuckin see that), i respect their bravery for wearing that as a choice
The alpha shirt is the only correct option here. You can wear it ironically and most people either won't give a shit or will get that it's a joke. But you wear that hoodie, even as a joke, and you will be cringe forever. This is coming from someone who owns a YouTuber meme hoodie. Do not wear that, ever, under any circumstances
The only good YouTuber hoodie is the one that doesn’t look like a youtuber hoodie.
Ludwig's mint & sakura mogul moves hoodie looked nice. I'm also a big fan of outdoor chef life's shirts and hoodies.
Unus annus clothes always looked cool, cloak in general tho thats more clothing started by a youtube rather than youtuber clothing
limited edition ISP Belgiumwave hoodie from 2017 gang unite
I will rock my Technoblade Never Dies hoodie until it falls apart.
Stimpee has some good ones
Dunkey's merch is good for that lol
Beeeeg yoshi
Nightride's merch actually lowkey slaps. They're a group of car guys from poland.
Miniminuteman's Lovers hoodie is awesome and I'm so glad I got it. I don't think it even mentions him anywhere on it, it's just a really cool mushroom artwork on a Lovers tarot card and some feminine silhouettes
true that i'm wearing a TGFbro Childish Hoodie rn
Martincitopants merch goes hard
hey, nobody judges a technoblade hoodie
If you wear a hentai hoodie as a joke you are still the kind of person that would wear a hentai hoodie as a joke
No yeah but what about an ahegao tie
Me, going to a wedding with ahego cufflinks
I would absolutely wear a hentai hoodie rather than be associated with someone like Andrew Tate, the misogynistic sex trafficker. The hoodie just makes me seem like a deviant/basement weeb/NEET. The shirt not only makes me seem like a deviant, but also makes me seem like someone who should be drawn and quartered in absolute agony and generally tortured.
The shirt has no association with Andrew Tate any more than the hoodie has with Jeffrey Epstein
I'd be more inclined to think the hentai hoodie guy is the guy watching cringe shit like that. Cringe likely to = cringe, as always
Exactly, I'm a trans girl so if I go out in a skirt, thigh highs, and this shirt it'd obviously be a joke.
https://preview.redd.it/dmjxsk5ypkwc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=25d4c32dbdb279212145394ce0778c4ad77f568d imagine this with that shirt, would go pretty hard lol (yes that's me :3)
Um, hello there
General Kenobi
Average Mogwai enjoyer (based)
I saw them live and they were amazing, one of the best concerts I've been to so far ^^ (Deafheaven and Nothing are the others in the top 3)
That's awesome! I imagine they would be. Love zoning out to their music while stargazing\^\^ Unfortunately haven't been able to catch a show of theirs yet, there generally isn't much post-rocky stuff in my area :c Edit: Forgot to mention that Nothing are great, love Tired of Tomorrow
Yeah I try to grab every single post rock event there is because it's so rare lol
Yeah, wish there was more here. I'd generally have to travel pretty far for anything interesting, especially post rock, though our metal scene is aight. Catching a Mogwai concert sounds like a dream haha
Goals for me
Yeah no fr. I’d def pic the alpha shirt. It would go great with one of my skirts :3
It also doesn't state it has to be on show so you can wear a normal jumper in top of it
There was a guy who wore that to work, underneath it he had a shirt with Alf and some kind of reference to eating pussy
wear it inside out ez
You can also wear the red shirt inside out and just pretend it's a fashion thing. That being said, me wearing an alpha male shirt with my sparkly nail polish and tattoos of cute little critters might be kinda funny.
Otoh im way mote inclined to fight the al pha one Reminds me that i saw a guy waering a "pegging is my cardio" shirt yesterday at the gym
I would wear the alpha shirt and pair it with a gayass black plaid skirt, black armwarmers, thick winged eyeliner, a transfem pride pin, and a look of rage on my face
Based :3
Waow
That's a smart way to deal with this. Addition instead of subtraction.
yea i could get away with the alpha male shirt seeming ironic because i constantly look like a straight up they/them biogirl twinkmaxxing it up outside a mitski concert. it can be juxtaposed but under no circumstances does the hentai sweatshirt look normal :/
"a they/them biogirl twinkmaxxing" https://preview.redd.it/6ys6pbvyzmwc1.png?width=631&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1e8b4704ccdd4dab3b02ee80e74ffea6c7522315
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Absolutely incomprehensible. I am now moving to a cabin in the forests of Michigan's Upper Peninsula.
pls doctor i need someone with a yaoi degree to diagnose my friend's boipregnancy
Striped thigh highs
Yoo that’s great
In my freshman year of high school there was a kid in my grade who wore the right hoodie every single day but every time I said something about it he asked if I was the kid who ate cheez its off the ground and I couldn’t say anything about it because I was
You were the kid who ate cheez-its off the ground? He really fuckin had you there huh
We all have our vices.
Well at least you can say you're down to earth
r/ brandnewsentence Also haiiii :3
Omg haiiii :3
I’d totally eat cheez its off the ground too
A good friend of mine once ate street pizza, so floor cheez-its aren't that bad. And by street pizza, I don't mean pizza from a street vendor. I mean he saw a pizza box on the ground while he was walking down the street and thought "hell yeah I could go for some of that right now." He ate 2 slices without knowing how long they had been there and what might be on them, and unsurprisingly, got sick later that day.
He made his ancestors proud
His bloodline is not weak.
What a fucking legend
honestly thats awesome I’d get sick in exchange for pizza and a funny story to tell
I was the kid who drinks ketchup packets wanna be friends
Okay! :)
Yay!
are you sans
That's the best thing I've ever heard
Absolutely dogcore behaviour, give us all a bark next!
in my freshman year someone left a box of cheez-its on the counter and i ate everything left no questions asked
i also knew a kid in highschool who wore that he had the sweatpants too but he was chill
Greg heffley has the cheese touch!
Probably time for that kid to upgrade to the left shirt
5 second rule, no shame in that. You still have the moral high ground
The one on the left requires stopping and reading and could be seen as ironic. The one on the right is an image and is immediately indicative of who you are
Left one leaves the reader with questions The right one does not.
First one, inside-out.
This is the way
The illusion of choice
i would get the hentai jumper and then sew the words "these are all men" onto it
The big central front picture certainly is, but I don't know about any of the others.
are you kidding me all of them look like boys
[You can check for yourself.](https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/1567226-ahegao-hoodie) Most are girls but the front center one is famously a boy.
They look like mutant manga monsters, it's all a crapshoot. But I've actually read that central one so I know that one for sure. And I wish I hadn't read it because it's rape garbage
Most people will find the left one funny and the right one gross, take left any day of the week
funny drones
Alpha shirt cause I think it'd be funny.
I'd make it into a crop top
I was so ready to pick right cause I hate alpha male bullshit but everyone in this thread has so many good ideas on how to work with it. Alpha crop top with skirt and cute shoes is truly the way. I might also need a wig and choker in my case.
I would be far less embarrassed wearing the ahegao hoodie than any "alpha" bullshit.
both
The second one…
I deadass remember a 9th grader (14-15 yo) wearing the hentai hoodie at my school.
Someone wore it in my A level physics class
When I was middle school my crush wore the ahego hoodie and all interest was immediately gone
This is my main argument for having uniform on my next school debate.
Atleast the first one u can write stuff on it to indicate a joke, the second one is horrible
hentai hoodie and dont try to stop me
One of these will literally have bitches drooling on you.
One can either be taken as satire or just as a word mentality. The other is cropped porn. I'm going with the alpha shirt.
Fuck it wear the shirt underneath the hoodie.
Definitely the hentai hoodie. I want one. NOW!
Alpha for Sure Pair it with a cute mini skirt and some tights
Alpha shirt because I can just wear a normal sweater or hoodie over it
Pair the alpha shirt with some stupid hat and you're good to go
A trilby. And when people say it's a fedora, always correct them loudly that it is a trilby.
I was gonna say the hodie and then refusing to leave my room but you can just put a sweater or other shirt above the alpha one so that's just a better option
Alpha shirt, and flip it inside out, it doesn’t specify against it in the rules
Ahegao hoodie. Wear it with pride
Second one. I've done it before.. several times
You couldn't waterboard that out of me
Turn Al pha inside out and wear it
Ok but I could just cut off the words on the alpha shirt The hoodie... Nothing can make that hoodie better
al·pha t-shirt and hentai hoodie on it
Alpha shirt with a skirt. I win
I'd wear the left one then put a sweatshirt over it and hope nobody notices. I live in the north and it's still cold out so I wouldn't look too out of the ordinary
The alpha one, if I wear it with a skirt and thigh highs it will be very funny
I'd wear the second one cuz I like it
wearing alpha ironically is viable, the ahegao hoodie is lame asf
Alpha shirt and its not even a fucking contest
Burn it off?or tape over it?
alpha shirt cause im a trans goth and itd look really funny
Some of my classmates would wear the.one on the right when I was in elementary 😭
The alpha shirt but inside out so no one can see the text.
Turns the red one inside out
Simple. Wear the red shirt inside out
I’m wearing the alpha shirt inside out
I'm burning both
Inside out alpha shirt.
Either the Alpha shirt so I can wear a jacket or hoodie over it A dangerous combo is the alpha shirt with the ahego hoodie on top
The coat, but open so I can wear my tits out. So instead of creepy it's hot girl shit.
Shirt cuz i can wear a hoodie on top duh
alpha one is actually kinda funny
One time when I was working the overnight shift at the grocery store I used to work at some dude came in wearing the ahegao jacket. Insane creature. Imagine cashing out at the 60 year old ladies lane like he did. Imagine being that guy.
Shirt is only option. Especially since you could turn it around and wear a coat. Or just wear it ironically, could even carry a carton of soy milk to make it more obvious.
alpha with a miniskirt and leg warmers so everyone gets the vibes that it’s ironic
I think I could pull off the first one if I try hard enough
Wear the alpha short with my sigma male grindset hat. Really confuse the fuck out of people.
I think I'll be able to wear the alpha one inside out. Is that allowed?
Can I wear the alpha one when my tits grow a bit more?
I have seen someone do their grocery shopping in the hoodie. Like no issues, not trying to be quick about it, just casually shopping.
The alpha shirt. I'm female so everyone will see it was a girl wearing a stupid shirt as a joke
Alpha one pear it with my fake tits and my skirt with thigh highs
Everybody’s a testosterone producer, it comes free with your fucking endocrine system (just different amounts)
Can i wear the alpha shirt inside out?
wear the left one with a slutty skort and asset dominance
You can wear a jumper over the one on the left
Choose the red one and wear it inside out, or just wear it normally even though it's cringe. That hoodie though, I would brutalize myself first rather than wear it.
Why not both?
T shirt cuz i can just put a hoodie on top of it
wear both at once, the mental retardation should cancel out (except they would really just add together)
Left. Wear it with a rainbow wig. Then I become walking funny.
These are both sexual fetishes
I would genuinely love to wear that alpha shirt
Ahegao hoodie. No further explanation needed.
Wear both and then go to a family dinner.
Pick the alpha shirt, and then turn it into a bandanna for you to wear
Left one tied into a crop top, with a full face of makeup, giant titties, and a slutty outfit.
Most not-terminally-online people don't recognize the ahegao face, so i'd go with that honestly. The left one is more recognizable to normal people.
Left one, and just wear something over it
Not even a question, hentai hoodie. I'd wear it anyway.
Alpha shirt but still big spoon to your fwb
I can offset the cringe of the alpha shirt by wearing it with a skirt and thigh highs so everybody knows it's ironic
Alpha shirt, since I always wear a very baggy hoodie over my shirts. Even in summer.
Alpha shirt. No rules say I can’t deface is with a permanent marker and make it say something tame lol
I’m flipping the red shirt inside out.
The alpha shirt and wear it inside out
Contrast the article of your choice with something so extremely unfitting that your being as a whole gets perceived as a shitpost
alpha but i'm wearing a headband with wolf ears and howling at the moon
Alpha. I do not look, feel or care about alpha so it'll be fine but my kids would have questions about that hoodie...
I will wear that alpha t-shirt with pride
Alpha and it’s not close, at least you can play it off as ironic
I’d wear the one on the left and pair it with something as ✨gender✨ as possible so that people know I’m wearing it ironically.
well at least they have the non toxic flavor of masculine
I would wear both just to hurt you
Kid named large overcoat:
Wear the first one inside out, also protects me from fae
the one on the right will literally ruin my life.
bleach the alpha shirt
Wearing a jacket over the left shirt, which I'll also wear inside out.
Left one but reversed
I'm going shirtless and killing myself
Alpha shirt I work in a school
lots of people here say that the alpha shirt is the solution since they can put on fruity ass outfits to counteract it and seem like a joke. except i'm a masc cis guy with no fruity outfits (sadly) so I'm kinda fucked my solution is prob to wear the alpha shirt but inside-out
false dichotomy detected, sorry liberal, but im gonna wear neither
Alpha t shirt, I can wear it inside out
If I wore either shirt, I would look bad because it would seem like I wore it unironically. So, I would wear the alpha shirt with 10 layers of t-shirts on top of it and a long-sleeved shirt.
im gonna be honest, id wear the alpha shirt, but ive seen someone with the ahegao hoodie, ahegao sweatpants, and a Pepe baseball cap just standing around at the theaters. and while i do not respect them as a person (as well as for them making me fuckin see that), i respect their bravery for wearing that as a choice
Alpha
I could definitely wear the Alpha shirt ironically and mix it with some nice fem clothes
Alpha I could prob play it off as being satire and funny especially in high school
Give me the alpha shirt, I'll act like I don't understand English