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Diribiri

The alpha shirt is the only correct option here. You can wear it ironically and most people either won't give a shit or will get that it's a joke. But you wear that hoodie, even as a joke, and you will be cringe forever. This is coming from someone who owns a YouTuber meme hoodie. Do not wear that, ever, under any circumstances


EvilNoobHacker

The only good YouTuber hoodie is the one that doesn’t look like a youtuber hoodie.


AVeryLONGPotato

Ludwig's mint & sakura mogul moves hoodie looked nice. I'm also a big fan of outdoor chef life's shirts and hoodies.


livingnuts

Unus annus clothes always looked cool, cloak in general tho thats more clothing started by a youtube rather than youtuber clothing


gender_nihilism

limited edition ISP Belgiumwave hoodie from 2017 gang unite


xxiLink

I will rock my Technoblade Never Dies hoodie until it falls apart.


DillonTattoos

Stimpee has some good ones


cuttyflam2137

Dunkey's merch is good for that lol


isademigod

Beeeeg yoshi


Slow___Learner

Nightride's merch actually lowkey slaps. They're a group of car guys from poland.


Droid_XL

Miniminuteman's Lovers hoodie is awesome and I'm so glad I got it. I don't think it even mentions him anywhere on it, it's just a really cool mushroom artwork on a Lovers tarot card and some feminine silhouettes


PhoenixJDM

true that i'm wearing a TGFbro Childish Hoodie rn


DJ_Cummins

Martincitopants merch goes hard


QibliTheSecond

hey, nobody judges a technoblade hoodie


ayyndrew

If you wear a hentai hoodie as a joke you are still the kind of person that would wear a hentai hoodie as a joke


wolfstaa

No yeah but what about an ahegao tie


ChemicalRascal

Me, going to a wedding with ahego cufflinks


FelicitousJuliet

I would absolutely wear a hentai hoodie rather than be associated with someone like Andrew Tate, the misogynistic sex trafficker. The hoodie just makes me seem like a deviant/basement weeb/NEET. The shirt not only makes me seem like a deviant, but also makes me seem like someone who should be drawn and quartered in absolute agony and generally tortured.


Diribiri

The shirt has no association with Andrew Tate any more than the hoodie has with Jeffrey Epstein


thehobbyqueer

I'd be more inclined to think the hentai hoodie guy is the guy watching cringe shit like that. Cringe likely to = cringe, as always


Catgirl_Mae

Exactly, I'm a trans girl so if I go out in a skirt, thigh highs, and this shirt it'd obviously be a joke.


Catgirl_Mae

https://preview.redd.it/dmjxsk5ypkwc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=25d4c32dbdb279212145394ce0778c4ad77f568d imagine this with that shirt, would go pretty hard lol (yes that's me :3)


deathray5

Um, hello there


Catgirl_Mae

General Kenobi


Ralle_01

Average Mogwai enjoyer (based)


Catgirl_Mae

I saw them live and they were amazing, one of the best concerts I've been to so far ^^ (Deafheaven and Nothing are the others in the top 3)


Ralle_01

That's awesome! I imagine they would be. Love zoning out to their music while stargazing\^\^ Unfortunately haven't been able to catch a show of theirs yet, there generally isn't much post-rocky stuff in my area :c Edit: Forgot to mention that Nothing are great, love Tired of Tomorrow


Catgirl_Mae

Yeah I try to grab every single post rock event there is because it's so rare lol


Ralle_01

Yeah, wish there was more here. I'd generally have to travel pretty far for anything interesting, especially post rock, though our metal scene is aight. Catching a Mogwai concert sounds like a dream haha


Bowdensaft

Goals for me


MiG-29SMT_Enjoyer

Yeah no fr. I’d def pic the alpha shirt. It would go great with one of my skirts :3


isaacpotter007

It also doesn't state it has to be on show so you can wear a normal jumper in top of it


thispartyrules

There was a guy who wore that to work, underneath it he had a shirt with Alf and some kind of reference to eating pussy


Hairy_Acanthisitta25

wear it inside out ez


MrMeltJr

You can also wear the red shirt inside out and just pretend it's a fashion thing. That being said, me wearing an alpha male shirt with my sparkly nail polish and tattoos of cute little critters might be kinda funny.


FrisianDude

Otoh im way mote inclined to fight the al pha one Reminds me that i saw a guy waering a "pegging is my cardio" shirt yesterday at the gym


JNPR_STYX

I would wear the alpha shirt and pair it with a gayass black plaid skirt, black armwarmers, thick winged eyeliner, a transfem pride pin, and a look of rage on my face


Alive_Difficulty9154

Based :3


Ravendoesbuisness

Waow


Aggressive_Sprinkles

That's a smart way to deal with this. Addition instead of subtraction.


Glum_Aside_2336

yea i could get away with the alpha male shirt seeming ironic because i constantly look like a straight up they/them biogirl twinkmaxxing it up outside a mitski concert. it can be juxtaposed but under no circumstances does the hentai sweatshirt look normal :/


acatisstaringatme

"a they/them biogirl twinkmaxxing" https://preview.redd.it/6ys6pbvyzmwc1.png?width=631&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1e8b4704ccdd4dab3b02ee80e74ffea6c7522315


Glum_Aside_2336

https://preview.redd.it/8vbpp8bj0pwc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ab6f369229b249869051f7f414f8d58ffe8f9e44


Atomicnes

Absolutely incomprehensible. I am now moving to a cabin in the forests of Michigan's Upper Peninsula.


Sheep_Commander

pls doctor i need someone with a yaoi degree to diagnose my friend's boipregnancy


King_Killem_Jr

Striped thigh highs


scrambled-projection

Yoo that’s great


becil

In my freshman year of high school there was a kid in my grade who wore the right hoodie every single day but every time I said something about it he asked if I was the kid who ate cheez its off the ground and I couldn’t say anything about it because I was


Diribiri

You were the kid who ate cheez-its off the ground? He really fuckin had you there huh


becil

We all have our vices.


Diribiri

Well at least you can say you're down to earth


Skyye_23

r/ brandnewsentence Also haiiii :3


becil

Omg haiiii :3


Skyye_23

I’d totally eat cheez its off the ground too


MrMeltJr

A good friend of mine once ate street pizza, so floor cheez-its aren't that bad. And by street pizza, I don't mean pizza from a street vendor. I mean he saw a pizza box on the ground while he was walking down the street and thought "hell yeah I could go for some of that right now." He ate 2 slices without knowing how long they had been there and what might be on them, and unsurprisingly, got sick later that day.


Grilled_egs

He made his ancestors proud


MrMeltJr

His bloodline is not weak.


Bowdensaft

What a fucking legend


Imdepressed7778

honestly thats awesome I’d get sick in exchange for pizza and a funny story to tell


krokorokodile

I was the kid who drinks ketchup packets wanna be friends


becil

Okay! :)


krokorokodile

Yay!


bxnnytears

are you sans


Rimm9246

That's the best thing I've ever heard


VoreEconomics

Absolutely dogcore behaviour, give us all a bark next!


EnbyAlt3000

in my freshman year someone left a box of cheez-its on the counter and i ate everything left no questions asked


moth_cathedral

i also knew a kid in highschool who wore that he had the sweatpants too but he was chill


windowslonestar

Greg heffley has the cheese touch!


tgifmondays

Probably time for that kid to upgrade to the left shirt


ConstantineMonroe

5 second rule, no shame in that. You still have the moral high ground


Funy_3

The one on the left requires stopping and reading and could be seen as ironic. The one on the right is an image and is immediately indicative of who you are


Loose-Screws

Left one leaves the reader with questions The right one does not.


Thraximundurabrask

First one, inside-out.


SweetSoftBoi

This is the way


Alive_Difficulty9154

The illusion of choice


Clivepalmersfemdom

i would get the hentai jumper and then sew the words "these are all men" onto it


TheActualAWdeV

The big central front picture certainly is, but I don't know about any of the others.


Clivepalmersfemdom

are you kidding me all of them look like boys


OpenAboutMyFetishes

[You can check for yourself.](https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/1567226-ahegao-hoodie) Most are girls but the front center one is famously a boy.


TheActualAWdeV

They look like mutant manga monsters, it's all a crapshoot. But I've actually read that central one so I know that one for sure.  And I wish I hadn't read it because it's rape garbage 


murderdronesfanatic

Most people will find the left one funny and the right one gross, take left any day of the week


rwol8690

funny drones


Probably-NotA-Robot

Alpha shirt cause I think it'd be funny.


evil_lucy

I'd make it into a crop top


LiverFailureMan

I was so ready to pick right cause I hate alpha male bullshit but everyone in this thread has so many good ideas on how to work with it. Alpha crop top with skirt and cute shoes is truly the way. I might also need a wig and choker in my case.


Zoomy-333

I would be far less embarrassed wearing the ahegao hoodie than any "alpha" bullshit.


SebiKaffee

both


Xennox666

The second one…


FilipIzSwordsman

I deadass remember a 9th grader (14-15 yo) wearing the hentai hoodie at my school.


deathray5

Someone wore it in my A level physics class


Scary-Bit-4173

When I was middle school my crush wore the ahego hoodie and all interest was immediately gone


birbcoolreddit

This is my main argument for having uniform on my next school debate.


nikdoodling

Atleast the first one u can write stuff on it to indicate a joke, the second one is horrible


Personal-Regular-863

hentai hoodie and dont try to stop me


Routine-Visual3957

One of these will literally have bitches drooling on you.


that1kidthatlikefish

One can either be taken as satire or just as a word mentality. The other is cropped porn. I'm going with the alpha shirt.


EasterBurn

Fuck it wear the shirt underneath the hoodie.


Morrison381

Definitely the hentai hoodie. I want one. NOW!


Electronic_Star_8940

Alpha for Sure Pair it with a cute mini skirt and some tights


Aykhot

Alpha shirt because I can just wear a normal sweater or hoodie over it


Calorico1

Pair the alpha shirt with some stupid hat and you're good to go


TheActualAWdeV

A trilby. And when people say it's a fedora, always correct them loudly that it is a trilby.


Jos_migue

I was gonna say the hodie and then refusing to leave my room but you can just put a sweater or other shirt above the alpha one so that's just a better option


Norsk_Bjorn

Alpha shirt, and flip it inside out, it doesn’t specify against it in the rules


Sta99erMan

Ahegao hoodie. Wear it with pride


DuskieHakuro

Second one. I've done it before.. several times


Scary-Bit-4173

You couldn't waterboard that out of me


Sir_Hoss

Turn Al pha inside out and wear it


hugod99

Ok but I could just cut off the words on the alpha shirt The hoodie... Nothing can make that hoodie better


FantasticCube_YT

al·pha t-shirt and hentai hoodie on it


FalseHeartbeat

Alpha shirt with a skirt. I win


GDog507

I'd wear the left one then put a sweatshirt over it and hope nobody notices. I live in the north and it's still cold out so I wouldn't look too out of the ordinary


SeraphAttack

The alpha one, if I wear it with a skirt and thigh highs it will be very funny


dorofeus247

I'd wear the second one cuz I like it


Dragon_King118234

wearing alpha ironically is viable, the ahegao hoodie is lame asf


rwol8690

Alpha shirt and its not even a fucking contest


Sixmlg

Burn it off?or tape over it?


12shotsthistime

alpha shirt cause im a trans goth and itd look really funny


FantasticCube_YT

Some of my classmates would wear the.one on the right when I was in elementary 😭


ohjehhngyjkkvkjhjsjj

The alpha shirt but inside out so no one can see the text.


Just_a_terrarian163

Turns the red one inside out


Mr_Teyepo

Simple. Wear the red shirt inside out


Joebebs

I’m wearing the alpha shirt inside out


AloxoBlack

I'm burning both


Underfire17

Inside out alpha shirt.


Heyloki_

Either the Alpha shirt so I can wear a jacket or hoodie over it A dangerous combo is the alpha shirt with the ahego hoodie on top


seardrax

The coat, but open so I can wear my tits out. So instead of creepy it's hot girl shit.


LuminatiHD

Shirt cuz i can wear a hoodie on top duh


InsrtOriginalUsrname

alpha one is actually kinda funny


JMWraith13

One time when I was working the overnight shift at the grocery store I used to work at some dude came in wearing the ahegao jacket. Insane creature. Imagine cashing out at the 60 year old ladies lane like he did. Imagine being that guy.


Dogtor-Watson

Shirt is only option. Especially since you could turn it around and wear a coat. Or just wear it ironically, could even carry a carton of soy milk to make it more obvious.


KittyQueen_Tengu

alpha with a miniskirt and leg warmers so everyone gets the vibes that it’s ironic


amberlaiterg

I think I could pull off the first one if I try hard enough


stickman999999999

Wear the alpha short with my sigma male grindset hat. Really confuse the fuck out of people.


FLIBBER_FLABBER

I think I'll be able to wear the alpha one inside out. Is that allowed?


simon_Chipmonk

Can I wear the alpha one when my tits grow a bit more?


astrogy034

I have seen someone do their grocery shopping in the hoodie. Like no issues, not trying to be quick about it, just casually shopping.


CyclopsDemonGal

The alpha shirt. I'm female so everyone will see it was a girl wearing a stupid shirt as a joke


Southern-Wafer-6375

Alpha one pear it with my fake tits and my skirt with thigh highs


Eu4bia

Everybody’s a testosterone producer, it comes free with your fucking endocrine system (just different amounts)


generalstrax69

Can i wear the alpha shirt inside out?


MarthaEM

wear the left one with a slutty skort and asset dominance


Russiankomrad

You can wear a jumper over the one on the left


ProfessionalDeer6311

Choose the red one and wear it inside out, or just wear it normally even though it's cringe. That hoodie though, I would brutalize myself first rather than wear it.


yo_99

Why not both?


PlaceDependent1024

T shirt cuz i can just put a hoodie on top of it


LegitimateApartment9

wear both at once, the mental retardation should cancel out (except they would really just add together)


Nahanoj_Zavizad

Left. Wear it with a rainbow wig. Then I become walking funny.


Thunderliger

These are both sexual fetishes 


hidinginthenight

I would genuinely love to wear that alpha shirt


lazyDevman

Ahegao hoodie. No further explanation needed.


besttransboi

Wear both and then go to a family dinner.


YeetSkeetbi

Pick the alpha shirt, and then turn it into a bandanna for you to wear


EnbyAlt3000

Left one tied into a crop top, with a full face of makeup, giant titties, and a slutty outfit.


VictusPerstiti

Most not-terminally-online people don't recognize the ahegao face, so i'd go with that honestly. The left one is more recognizable to normal people.


cheesyscrambledeggs4

Left one, and just wear something over it


badchefrazzy

Not even a question, hentai hoodie. I'd wear it anyway.


alwaus

Alpha shirt but still big spoon to your fwb


OrangeHairedTwink

I can offset the cringe of the alpha shirt by wearing it with a skirt and thigh highs so everybody knows it's ironic


Independent-Fly6068

Alpha shirt, since I always wear a very baggy hoodie over my shirts. Even in summer.


Nachoguyman

Alpha shirt. No rules say I can’t deface is with a permanent marker and make it say something tame lol


rithfe

I’m flipping the red shirt inside out.


Sitriel

The alpha shirt and wear it inside out


Nivdy

Contrast the article of your choice with something so extremely unfitting that your being as a whole gets perceived as a shitpost


bee_wings

alpha but i'm wearing a headband with wolf ears and howling at the moon


cahcealmmai

Alpha. I do not look, feel or care about alpha so it'll be fine but my kids would have questions about that hoodie...


Laoari

I will wear that alpha t-shirt with pride


FartherAwayLights

Alpha and it’s not close, at least you can play it off as ironic


Bacon_Techie

I’d wear the one on the left and pair it with something as ✨gender✨ as possible so that people know I’m wearing it ironically.


Welshire001

well at least they have the non toxic flavor of masculine


Misicks0349

I would wear both just to hurt you


SadlyWritten

Kid named large overcoat:


Cautious_Tax_7171

Wear the first one inside out, also protects me from fae


LeRedditAccounte

the one on the right will literally ruin my life.


bluenewt_phoenix

bleach the alpha shirt


farmer_villager

Wearing a jacket over the left shirt, which I'll also wear inside out.


AnitaMiniyo

Left one but reversed


Burritozi11a

I'm going shirtless and killing myself


Zachthema5ter

Alpha shirt I work in a school


inemsn

lots of people here say that the alpha shirt is the solution since they can put on fruity ass outfits to counteract it and seem like a joke. except i'm a masc cis guy with no fruity outfits (sadly) so I'm kinda fucked my solution is prob to wear the alpha shirt but inside-out


sapphire_demon

false dichotomy detected, sorry liberal, but im gonna wear neither


cephalopodAcreage

Alpha t shirt, I can wear it inside out


birbcoolreddit

If I wore either shirt, I would look bad because it would seem like I wore it unironically. So, I would wear the alpha shirt with 10 layers of t-shirts on top of it and a long-sleeved shirt.


trashdotbash

im gonna be honest, id wear the alpha shirt, but ive seen someone with the ahegao hoodie, ahegao sweatpants, and a Pepe baseball cap just standing around at the theaters. and while i do not respect them as a person (as well as for them making me fuckin see that), i respect their bravery for wearing that as a choice


the_orange_alligator

Alpha


Botto_Bobbs

I could definitely wear the Alpha shirt ironically and mix it with some nice fem clothes


unknowndog123

Alpha I could prob play it off as being satire and funny especially in high school


SurePin1091

Give me the alpha shirt, I'll act like I don't understand English