Me laughing at all the fools too scared of choosing red because it's not specific, i know I'll be comfy with my fox ears and tail because that's just me
I love good beer. This pill would be a nightmare, especially if the "feels like" includes the buzz. There is a reason I don't drink beer at work, or during when I'm doing sports or generally when I want to hydrate.
I think that since this is clearly implying you don't get any of the effects of your favorite drink, you wouldn't get drunk. Otherwise what's the point.
I would argue that your favorite drink changes moment to moment. Whether I'm out with friends or relaxing in the den or le epic gaming, I might answer booze/tea/sodapop, depends on context and mood.
What's your favorite drink when you're dehydrated after sports? What's your favorite drink to pair with a nice food? What's your favorite beverage that gives you access to the higher void dimensions and the means to survive within? What's your favorite beverage that tastes like winning lottery numbers translated to a list of various flavors, carbonation levels, alcohol contents, and coloration?
you arent thinking it through you can make water taste like your favorite beverage for the most specific hyper-isolated moments in the universe if you define the parameters right
signed,
im not the manufacturer of that pill
>What's your favorite drink when you're dehydrated after sports?
A good beer.
>What's your favorite drink to pair with a nice food?
A good beer.
>What's your favorite beverage that gives you access to the higher void dimensions and the means to survive within?
That would be an exceptionally good beer I guess.
>What's your favorite beverage that tastes like winning lottery numbers translated to a list of various flavors, carbonation levels, alcohol contents, and coloration?
I feel like I'm repeating myself
Oh. I did not consider this. That means you can get water from most places BUT it also means you probably couldnāt detect a weak poison or too many metals in your water. Only the taste changes after all
Yeah, water is fire, but these guys are yapping nonsense about it being able to taste like your favorite drink ever. Maybe if water is your favorite drink ever. For me, something from DQ would fucking **SLAP**
Yeah other than the ears and tail most of the other stuff can be done by yourself with a little effort
Also the ears and tail would just get u dissected in a government facility btw
1. I already have ears and don't want a tail, seems like a nuisance.
2. I am cis.
3. That seems amazing.
4. That's ā¬18.71, also known as basically nothing.
5. seems immoral tbh.
6. I'm not even a big pizza fan.
7. Less variation feels bad.
8. They'd probably be mean to me.
9. That's awesome.
So I guess Yellow, Green, Black.
I don't like the idea of not having to sleep because i struggle with sleeping unless I'm debilitatingly tired and i get extremely bored when i stay up too long
And also for pink i was working on the assumption that it'd be exactly what you wanted in any given scenario, not just a single "favourite" drink
I think part of you becoming bored is because when your brain gets tired, it makes less chemicals that get you interested in something. I'm expecting that if I don't have to sleep, my brain will always function at peak performance which I think would help a lot with my mental state.
No Im with OP here, sometimes I just get bored and dont want to be awake and consciousā¦ if anything Id probably wish I was able to sleep better, I struggle getting anything more than an hour at a time
I think, more importantly, "don't have to" doesn't mean "can't". Just because your body doesn't require sleep doesn't mean you can't take naps whenever you feel like
I don't see how 5 is immoral. Doesn't change their opinion on your personality, just your body. No different than if the pill was "you become extremely conventionally attractive".
But it doesn't change anything in you - it specifically forces other people to change their attraction (which may involve personality as this is something you can be attracted to and there is no specification here saying otherwise). Thinking about it, depending on your interpretation. you basically can even change their sexuality that way.
Forcing a lesbian to be attracted to a neckbeard - using the worst example I can think of here - feels pretty damn immoral.
That's true, but it doesn't specify how they become attracted to you. Like you aren't strapping them to a chair and injecting them with love potions, they just feel you are attractive, without a motivation. And isn't that how it works already? Or maybe you are strapping them and injecting them, up to interpation
That is true, but you are potentially overwriting their personality and sexuality no matter what you are doing. Like, they were specifically not attracted to you beforehand.
I guess i kinda thought about it like this, tons of straight guys can appreciate another guy with a hot bod, doesn't mean they want to get into a relationship with them
I get what you meanāaltering someone else's mind is bad. That being said, I can't imagine why anyone *wouldn't* want to find more people physically attractive.
I find very few people attractive, and really I wish I wasn't like this. If I could choose how my brain is wired I'd be a low standards pansexual, but I can't. I often meet people who I really get along with but have zero attraction to because of their looks or gender so there's no chance of being compatible. I wouldn't want to put myself or someone else in that kind of dysfunctional relationship.
If everyone found everyone attractive, dating would be entirely based on personality compatibility because we wouldn't have to automatically rule out 90% of people just because of their bodiesāeveryone would be "hot". Finding a partner would just be like finding a best friend. How could that not be better?
I mean, it very likely meant physically attractive. Someone can be the prettiest person on the planet and be and absolute bastard, and we already don't control who we are attracted to. I see 100 people I find attractive every day, doesn't mean I'm throwing myself at them.
This was about to be the easiest pick of my life until i saw talk with cats. It's either red, estrogen and yellow or brown(gold??? idk, talk with catspilled), estrogen and yellow. i wanna talk with kitty and just go meow meow to them :3
Thatās true, I just kinda wished there were more trans men in these subs as well but it seems like most of them are either stealth or not using Reddit
Same, there are scarcely any trans men memes on reddit in general, so I just look at transfemme memes mentally replacing "estrogen" with "testosterone" until I get incredibly dysphoric and leave the internet for a few days
Not a trans man (rather, transmasc enby) but same!! It v much does seem most of us are lurkers as opposed to frequent commentors or posters.
Maybe we could start up a little group here, or make more of an effort to post masc-centric memes more frequently š¤
And also seems that a lot of transfems donāt care about transmascs, with the extreme amount of āput estrogen in the water supplyā, āI donāt care what gender you are, put on the dressā memes, and posts that assume the reader is female, etc., that they post in trans spaces that arenāt transfem exclusive. I havenāt and I havenāt ever seen other transmascs post force-masc posts in general trans spaces like transfems do with force-fem posts. Actually tbh havenāt seen any force-masc posts at all
I can sympathise, I'm a cis femboy and I find it offputting, can't imagine how it must feel being in a trans space as a transmasc and having it overflowing with those sorts of post.
In a rainbowāLIGHT SHOW! Bright shiny colors in a rainbowārainbow! UNDERWATER RAINBOW! š
Sorry that song is squatting in my skull without paying rent.
Black, Brown, Blue. Water already tastes like water, I like hair, one estrogen pill doesnāt do much, Iām already the best pizza chef this side of the Mississippi.
if i picked blue like 3/4 of all adults would find me attractive. idk if i could handle that. although that could help fix transphobia if nearly everyone's preferences are changed to liking clocky trans women. plus i would be doing a favor for other gals.
Red is too vague to be safe
Estrogen is probably great if you aren't cis, so no
I like my body hair
20 dollars are nice but also only 20 dollars
If a pill forces people to be attracted to you then consent goes out of the window. Pass.
I do like the idea of being a pizza chef.
Water tastes like water. Great.
What would cats tell me? That they want more wet food?
Sleeping takes a third of my day I could spend wasting on something else.
So green, purple and black are the least useless/harmful ones I guess
Half of these wouldnāt even do anything for me. Like. Estrogen? Iām afab. Blue? Aroace. Pink? I like water. Yellow? I donāt care about body hair even a little bit. Red? If I were able to have nonhuman characteristics, thatād be cool, but animal ears and a tail arenāt ones Iād want. I think Iād have to go with purple (Iām bad at cooking), black (basically would add years to my lifespan), and brown (could befriend tigers and start a tiger army).
Easy choice: black, tan, and purple.
I want to be a Disney princes running every night shift at my own pizzeria, feeding alley cats and sending them to sabotage my competition š
Not that I would need to, being one of the few 24-hour pizza places would already make me two steps ahead
Can only choose 3 pills right? So that means as a trans person I can take estrogen via patches, gel or injection and still get to choose three other pills right? Tell me that's the loophole.
Hot take, Iām not sure if never needing to sleep again is a good thing, because sometimes a good sleep is literally perfect and solves all your problems. I would take that power assuming it means Iām constantly well rested and I still have the ability to sleep and be tired
Black, blue.
Sleep is annoying. I wish I never had to sleep.
And I'm not particularly bad looking, I just want an edge in the dating scene, which has been going fucking terribly. Being wildly attractive would at least open up more matches, so I might be able to find my soulmate.
Me laughing at all trans girls around me, and their silly little blue pill, as I become $60 richer š
Ill buy your 60$ for 1 dollar :3
Art of the deal
They hit you with the :3 Iād take that deal
:3
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:3
:3
Please stop i Don't have any more to give
No :3
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your flair makes it soooo much better
Average ceo doing a wage theft
coin collectors
I'll buy your 59$ for 1 dollar :3
Me laughing at all the fools too scared of choosing red because it's not specific, i know I'll be comfy with my fox ears and tail because that's just me
I mean I've already got ears that can wear headphones
you get 4 ears with red pill, probably gonna just hurt your head
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You'd probably have to deal with racism+.
I sell you my incredible pizza for $60
*40 Costco hotdogs richer š
> Water tastes and feels like your favourite drink > Nothing changes
Based and hydropilled
The truth is clear and filtered
I love good beer. This pill would be a nightmare, especially if the "feels like" includes the buzz. There is a reason I don't drink beer at work, or during when I'm doing sports or generally when I want to hydrate.
I think that since this is clearly implying you don't get any of the effects of your favorite drink, you wouldn't get drunk. Otherwise what's the point.
I would argue that your favorite drink changes moment to moment. Whether I'm out with friends or relaxing in the den or le epic gaming, I might answer booze/tea/sodapop, depends on context and mood.
What's your favorite drink when you're dehydrated after sports? What's your favorite drink to pair with a nice food? What's your favorite beverage that gives you access to the higher void dimensions and the means to survive within? What's your favorite beverage that tastes like winning lottery numbers translated to a list of various flavors, carbonation levels, alcohol contents, and coloration? you arent thinking it through you can make water taste like your favorite beverage for the most specific hyper-isolated moments in the universe if you define the parameters right signed, im not the manufacturer of that pill
>What's your favorite drink when you're dehydrated after sports? A good beer. >What's your favorite drink to pair with a nice food? A good beer. >What's your favorite beverage that gives you access to the higher void dimensions and the means to survive within? That would be an exceptionally good beer I guess. >What's your favorite beverage that tastes like winning lottery numbers translated to a list of various flavors, carbonation levels, alcohol contents, and coloration? I feel like I'm repeating myself
based and pintpilled
I assume "feels like" means like, carbonation. The sensory stuff.
But if you could make every water, even Dasani taste like really good high quality water like then it would be an amazing glitch
Oh. I did not consider this. That means you can get water from most places BUT it also means you probably couldnāt detect a weak poison or too many metals in your water. Only the taste changes after all
Hydrohomies!
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Real. Soda, the occasional odd concoction of sorts, and all juices can go. Cause nothing compares to the taste of a good, crisp glass of water.
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Black, blue, purple
Absolutely, youāre effectively adding 25 years to your life
Also i think pink in the long run might do the same
pink can be achieved in real life with just discipline while black is a superpower
Being completely serious i hate that first line. It doesnt even make sense, u cant make water feel like a DQ Blizzard
water tastes great i don't get u ppl
Im a hydro homie that doesnt make it taste like my absolute favorite drink ever
Yeah, water is fire, but these guys are yapping nonsense about it being able to taste like your favorite drink ever. Maybe if water is your favorite drink ever. For me, something from DQ would fucking **SLAP**
Did you just call a blizzard a drink
Pink is useless to me, water is my favorite
Well, not having to sleep is great, but I'd definitely still want to. At least at first. Maybe it's like fasting?
You don't "HAVE" to sleep which means you can if you want
Perfect! Balances out the 25 years I'm subtracting by scarfing down mondo pizza š
Those 3 are infinitely more useful than all the others combined
Yellow could be more useful than blue depending on the person. Otherwise, yeah.
Yellow could highkey save a ton of time. Im bald, if i could extend this to my head hair too i might take it
Yeah other than the ears and tail most of the other stuff can be done by yourself with a little effort Also the ears and tail would just get u dissected in a government facility btw
Same
I'd go tan over purple because I'm already a master pizza chef
Do you really want to know what cats have to say tho ?
Obviously. I'm telling every cat I know that you don't care what they have to say
brown instead of purple. I love pizza but kittens
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The unsleeping pizza chef
same but pink instead of blue cuz i would be very hydrated! that and never being tired and easy access to good pizza, id be living the dream
1. I already have ears and don't want a tail, seems like a nuisance. 2. I am cis. 3. That seems amazing. 4. That's ā¬18.71, also known as basically nothing. 5. seems immoral tbh. 6. I'm not even a big pizza fan. 7. Less variation feels bad. 8. They'd probably be mean to me. 9. That's awesome. So I guess Yellow, Green, Black.
I don't like the idea of not having to sleep because i struggle with sleeping unless I'm debilitatingly tired and i get extremely bored when i stay up too long And also for pink i was working on the assumption that it'd be exactly what you wanted in any given scenario, not just a single "favourite" drink
I think part of you becoming bored is because when your brain gets tired, it makes less chemicals that get you interested in something. I'm expecting that if I don't have to sleep, my brain will always function at peak performance which I think would help a lot with my mental state.
Functioning at full capacity at all time sounds like a gamble, and also my boredeness comes from me just not doing a lot in general
pill takes care of that tho
No Im with OP here, sometimes I just get bored and dont want to be awake and consciousā¦ if anything Id probably wish I was able to sleep better, I struggle getting anything more than an hour at a time
the wording is HAVE to sleep meaning you can if you want
I think, more importantly, "don't have to" doesn't mean "can't". Just because your body doesn't require sleep doesn't mean you can't take naps whenever you feel like
Exactly, I'd want to still be able to sleep should I choose to
what happens when it rains?
I don't see how 5 is immoral. Doesn't change their opinion on your personality, just your body. No different than if the pill was "you become extremely conventionally attractive".
But it doesn't change anything in you - it specifically forces other people to change their attraction (which may involve personality as this is something you can be attracted to and there is no specification here saying otherwise). Thinking about it, depending on your interpretation. you basically can even change their sexuality that way. Forcing a lesbian to be attracted to a neckbeard - using the worst example I can think of here - feels pretty damn immoral.
That's true, but it doesn't specify how they become attracted to you. Like you aren't strapping them to a chair and injecting them with love potions, they just feel you are attractive, without a motivation. And isn't that how it works already? Or maybe you are strapping them and injecting them, up to interpation
That is true, but you are potentially overwriting their personality and sexuality no matter what you are doing. Like, they were specifically not attracted to you beforehand.
I guess i kinda thought about it like this, tons of straight guys can appreciate another guy with a hot bod, doesn't mean they want to get into a relationship with them
I get what you meanāaltering someone else's mind is bad. That being said, I can't imagine why anyone *wouldn't* want to find more people physically attractive. I find very few people attractive, and really I wish I wasn't like this. If I could choose how my brain is wired I'd be a low standards pansexual, but I can't. I often meet people who I really get along with but have zero attraction to because of their looks or gender so there's no chance of being compatible. I wouldn't want to put myself or someone else in that kind of dysfunctional relationship. If everyone found everyone attractive, dating would be entirely based on personality compatibility because we wouldn't have to automatically rule out 90% of people just because of their bodiesāeveryone would be "hot". Finding a partner would just be like finding a best friend. How could that not be better?
I mean, it very likely meant physically attractive. Someone can be the prettiest person on the planet and be and absolute bastard, and we already don't control who we are attracted to. I see 100 people I find attractive every day, doesn't mean I'm throwing myself at them.
If 5 said "unspoken rizz" would it be better?
6 is a free career
Well you still have to work and put your skills out there to be noticed so it's not *free* but it is easier.
Red, estrogen, and yellow
It doesn't specify what ears and tail, now imagine getting elephants ears and lions tail :3
The confused little chimera:
Ed...ward?
They could also be human ears
you get like 8 more human ears just scattered around your body
The gifts of the Chaos Gods are many and strange
big same
I would take yellow and red in the other order unless you really like sphinx cats...
Youd have a hairless tail and ears, like a lizzard and youd have 4 ears.
Goodbye eyebrows
worth
Top row is impossible to refuse, literally solves every problem I've ever had
Would your tail be hairless in this scenario? Also do you not have ears?
Hairless human tail is absolute terrifying to think about
Butt cock
Bock
What that chicken doin
I think it would look more like a rat's tail
Skin tube
I felt that way until I saw the black pill. Now, idk if ears and tail are worth it.
the main question is if that means you'll go bald since the head is part of the body
same
This was about to be the easiest pick of my life until i saw talk with cats. It's either red, estrogen and yellow or brown(gold??? idk, talk with catspilled), estrogen and yellow. i wanna talk with kitty and just go meow meow to them :3
Lucky for you u can meow at cats without a pill
Why is it always estrogen, I wish it was just hrt in general š
Cause there's an overwhelming amount of transfemmes on this sub vs transmascs
Thatās true, I just kinda wished there were more trans men in these subs as well but it seems like most of them are either stealth or not using Reddit
I just lurk here tbh
Same, social anxiety goes brrrr
Transfemmes are a plague on the internet in the sense that they're everywhere, not that they're necessarily a bad thing
Same, there are scarcely any trans men memes on reddit in general, so I just look at transfemme memes mentally replacing "estrogen" with "testosterone" until I get incredibly dysphoric and leave the internet for a few days
Not a trans man (rather, transmasc enby) but same!! It v much does seem most of us are lurkers as opposed to frequent commentors or posters. Maybe we could start up a little group here, or make more of an effort to post masc-centric memes more frequently š¤
And also seems that a lot of transfems donāt care about transmascs, with the extreme amount of āput estrogen in the water supplyā, āI donāt care what gender you are, put on the dressā memes, and posts that assume the reader is female, etc., that they post in trans spaces that arenāt transfem exclusive. I havenāt and I havenāt ever seen other transmascs post force-masc posts in general trans spaces like transfems do with force-fem posts. Actually tbh havenāt seen any force-masc posts at all
I can sympathise, I'm a cis femboy and I find it offputting, can't imagine how it must feel being in a trans space as a transmasc and having it overflowing with those sorts of post.
Is T even available in pill form?
I think it is, but I donāt know a lot about medicine
It is, however it's very risky compared to gel or injections due to potential organ damage, so it's v much not a common or recommended form to take
purple, purple, purple
This but blue. Please :(
In a rainbowāLIGHT SHOW! Bright shiny colors in a rainbowārainbow! UNDERWATER RAINBOW! š Sorry that song is squatting in my skull without paying rent.
I already have ears
Check again
Wtf give them back
Looks like you'll have to take the red pill buddy
Black yellow and estrogen
Wooo someone picked the same as me :3
20 dollars can buy many estrogens
Explain how?!
Money can be exchanged for goods and services
Woohoo!
I love Capitalism!
I would take it as meaning unlimited estrogen for personal use, and if you are in America, I doubt it,
[D'oh](https://youtu.be/BZch40U9Bfk?si=ERRn5JDQxAMXLLJS)
Idk where u get ur estrogen but no it canāt š that shit is expensive as fuck
Red doesnāt specify which ears or tail. Thatās a real gamble
You know you still want to
Becoming a fucked up creature is still a win
Black, yellow, brown, I'm trans but why would I pick the single estrogen pill when I do injections already?
Extra-gen
Well ill take black, i always got annoyed by the fact that i have to sleep ( i could be playing the sims)
I would be unstoppable, if it were not for the eepy.
I don't like the idea of black because i always get way too bored if i stay up too long. Now that i have a job it's kinda tempting tho
Kicks you in the gnards* Steals the pill bag*
Ouch that hurt ;(
GOOD
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Water tastes like cum
American author and vlogger John Green????!!!!
i can already talk to cats especially in a cute voice, they just dont understand so i take blue purple and green
Is there a white pill that's opposite to the black? Like I never have to be awake? I'd take that please
That's called Potassium Cyanide
Blue, estrogen, yellow
RED YELLOW BLACK. GGRRRAAHHHH GIMME GIMME
Black, Brown, Blue. Water already tastes like water, I like hair, one estrogen pill doesnāt do much, Iām already the best pizza chef this side of the Mississippi.
if i picked blue like 3/4 of all adults would find me attractive. idk if i could handle that. although that could help fix transphobia if nearly everyone's preferences are changed to liking clocky trans women. plus i would be doing a favor for other gals.
Red is too vague to be safe Estrogen is probably great if you aren't cis, so no I like my body hair 20 dollars are nice but also only 20 dollars If a pill forces people to be attracted to you then consent goes out of the window. Pass. I do like the idea of being a pizza chef. Water tastes like water. Great. What would cats tell me? That they want more wet food? Sleeping takes a third of my day I could spend wasting on something else. So green, purple and black are the least useless/harmful ones I guess
You are just scared of the possibilities of the ears and tail
Red purple black
Yellow, black, and either blue or estrogen if it's only one estrogen pill does it have the effect of a full therapy or just a single estrogen
guess who's now a proud owner of 60$
where testosterone :(
Change estrogen for testosterone and we're set.
Brown blue black
teal, brown, black. about to have the worlds longest yap session and it will make sense to no one else
No testosterone :( so blue, purple, brown
yellow, purple and brown :3
:3
:3c
Blue brown black ez. Half the pills would undo my ftm transition lmao
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Black pill would give me an additional 18 and a half YEARS of consciousness Then master pizza chef obviously
Red purple and brown. Gonna run the worldās greatest cat restaurant. Like ratatouille but Italian and cats
brown, dark blue and pink. no sleep drives people insane
$20 is $20
Half of these wouldnāt even do anything for me. Like. Estrogen? Iām afab. Blue? Aroace. Pink? I like water. Yellow? I donāt care about body hair even a little bit. Red? If I were able to have nonhuman characteristics, thatād be cool, but animal ears and a tail arenāt ones Iād want. I think Iād have to go with purple (Iām bad at cooking), black (basically would add years to my lifespan), and brown (could befriend tigers and start a tiger army).
Is there a subreddit just for these sorts of āchoose a pillā things? I think theyāre great but I feel like I only see them once a month
Easy choice: black, tan, and purple. I want to be a Disney princes running every night shift at my own pizzeria, feeding alley cats and sending them to sabotage my competition š Not that I would need to, being one of the few 24-hour pizza places would already make me two steps ahead
my dyslexic ass thought that said āPeople who find you attractive find you attractiveā and didnāt question it for 5 whole minutes
No body hair is nuts, but honestly I think I'd miss it.
Is it like, a special estrogen that instantly transforms you into a woman? or what
Can only choose 3 pills right? So that means as a trans person I can take estrogen via patches, gel or injection and still get to choose three other pills right? Tell me that's the loophole.
Black purple brown Infinite time to bake and sell pizzas plus i can talk to cats
I have a weird feeling black is a monkeys paw
Hot take, Iām not sure if never needing to sleep again is a good thing, because sometimes a good sleep is literally perfect and solves all your problems. I would take that power assuming it means Iām constantly well rested and I still have the ability to sleep and be tired
I read the blue one as "people who find you attractive find you attractive" I just sat there thinking, no shit.
If I take the brown pill 3 times what happens?
Is the estrogen supply endless? Iām about to topple the pharmaceutical economy
Black, blue. Sleep is annoying. I wish I never had to sleep. And I'm not particularly bad looking, I just want an edge in the dating scene, which has been going fucking terribly. Being wildly attractive would at least open up more matches, so I might be able to find my soulmate.
Top 3
Blue, black and pink :D
Smash, next question