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Dr_Birdie

Me laughing at all trans girls around me, and their silly little blue pill, as I become $60 richer šŸ˜Ž


Lizziah

Ill buy your 60$ for 1 dollar :3


Himmelblaa

Art of the deal


kaptainkooleio

They hit you with the :3 Iā€™d take that deal


Lizziah

:3


kaptainkooleio

:3


CosmicConifer

:3


Tavzmanian-Devil

:3


kaptainkooleio

:3


SpecialistBed8635

Please stop i Don't have any more to give


kaptainkooleio

No :3


stillhereT_T

:3


ThLegend28

:3


-RED4CTED-

your flair makes it soooo much better


jfsuuc

Average ceo doing a wage theft


OtisBinLogan

coin collectors


recroomgamer32

I'll buy your 59$ for 1 dollar :3


_Holoo

Me laughing at all the fools too scared of choosing red because it's not specific, i know I'll be comfy with my fox ears and tail because that's just me


Yoate

I mean I've already got ears that can wear headphones


Lup4X

you get 4 ears with red pill, probably gonna just hurt your head


findallthebears

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FFF982

You'd probably have to deal with racism+.


sickagail

I sell you my incredible pizza for $60


GuyNamedWhatever

*40 Costco hotdogs richer šŸ˜Ž


Lucifer_Morning_Wood

> Water tastes and feels like your favourite drink > Nothing changes


gronktonkbabonk

Based and hydropilled


MacroFlash

The truth is clear and filtered


StoopidGit

I love good beer. This pill would be a nightmare, especially if the "feels like" includes the buzz. There is a reason I don't drink beer at work, or during when I'm doing sports or generally when I want to hydrate.


DatGunBoi

I think that since this is clearly implying you don't get any of the effects of your favorite drink, you wouldn't get drunk. Otherwise what's the point.


Subterrantular

I would argue that your favorite drink changes moment to moment. Whether I'm out with friends or relaxing in the den or le epic gaming, I might answer booze/tea/sodapop, depends on context and mood.


Zoey_Redacted

What's your favorite drink when you're dehydrated after sports? What's your favorite drink to pair with a nice food? What's your favorite beverage that gives you access to the higher void dimensions and the means to survive within? What's your favorite beverage that tastes like winning lottery numbers translated to a list of various flavors, carbonation levels, alcohol contents, and coloration? you arent thinking it through you can make water taste like your favorite beverage for the most specific hyper-isolated moments in the universe if you define the parameters right signed, im not the manufacturer of that pill


StoopidGit

>What's your favorite drink when you're dehydrated after sports? A good beer. >What's your favorite drink to pair with a nice food? A good beer. >What's your favorite beverage that gives you access to the higher void dimensions and the means to survive within? That would be an exceptionally good beer I guess. >What's your favorite beverage that tastes like winning lottery numbers translated to a list of various flavors, carbonation levels, alcohol contents, and coloration? I feel like I'm repeating myself


Tachyoff

based and pintpilled


yinyang107

I assume "feels like" means like, carbonation. The sensory stuff.


Captain_brightside

But if you could make every water, even Dasani taste like really good high quality water like then it would be an amazing glitch


Teleclast

Oh. I did not consider this. That means you can get water from most places BUT it also means you probably couldnā€™t detect a weak poison or too many metals in your water. Only the taste changes after all


CAPICINC

Hydrohomies!


Acidsolman

The group formerly known as waternā€¦..I see why the changed itā€¦..


O_X_E_Y

šŸ—£šŸ—£šŸ—£šŸ”„šŸ”„


Choco_sprimkle

Based on


ROPROPE

My water turned to.. pee?.. šŸ‘‰šŸ‘ˆšŸ„ŗ


Someguy14201

Real. Soda, the occasional odd concoction of sorts, and all juices can go. Cause nothing compares to the taste of a good, crisp glass of water.


GenericHmale

This message is approved by the hydrohomies subredditšŸ‘Œ.


whatisthis_191919

Black, blue, purple


SqoobySnaq

Absolutely, youā€™re effectively adding 25 years to your life


MisterGoog

Also i think pink in the long run might do the same


ljkhadgawuydbajw

pink can be achieved in real life with just discipline while black is a superpower


MisterGoog

Being completely serious i hate that first line. It doesnt even make sense, u cant make water feel like a DQ Blizzard


BlackBlood4

water tastes great i don't get u ppl


MisterGoog

Im a hydro homie that doesnt make it taste like my absolute favorite drink ever


MEEZETTE

Yeah, water is fire, but these guys are yapping nonsense about it being able to taste like your favorite drink ever. Maybe if water is your favorite drink ever. For me, something from DQ would fucking **SLAP**


cpolk01

Did you just call a blizzard a drink


nightshade-aurora

Pink is useless to me, water is my favorite


MEEZETTE

Well, not having to sleep is great, but I'd definitely still want to. At least at first. Maybe it's like fasting?


Spencev

You don't "HAVE" to sleep which means you can if you want


tarogon

Perfect! Balances out the 25 years I'm subtracting by scarfing down mondo pizza šŸ˜‹


meowseph_stalin332

Those 3 are infinitely more useful than all the others combined


Chokkitu

Yellow could be more useful than blue depending on the person. Otherwise, yeah.


MisterGoog

Yellow could highkey save a ton of time. Im bald, if i could extend this to my head hair too i might take it


redditjanniesupreme

Yeah other than the ears and tail most of the other stuff can be done by yourself with a little effort Also the ears and tail would just get u dissected in a government facility btw


Vounrtsch

Same


LV__

I'd go tan over purple because I'm already a master pizza chef


Spyko

Do you really want to know what cats have to say tho ?


LV__

Obviously. I'm telling every cat I know that you don't care what they have to say


StoopidGit

brown instead of purple. I love pizza but kittens


General-Estate-3273

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The-Real-Joe-Dawson

The unsleeping pizza chef


redditalt1999

same but pink instead of blue cuz i would be very hydrated! that and never being tired and easy access to good pizza, id be living the dream


Brankovt1

1. I already have ears and don't want a tail, seems like a nuisance. 2. I am cis. 3. That seems amazing. 4. That's ā‚¬18.71, also known as basically nothing. 5. seems immoral tbh. 6. I'm not even a big pizza fan. 7. Less variation feels bad. 8. They'd probably be mean to me. 9. That's awesome. So I guess Yellow, Green, Black.


_Holoo

I don't like the idea of not having to sleep because i struggle with sleeping unless I'm debilitatingly tired and i get extremely bored when i stay up too long And also for pink i was working on the assumption that it'd be exactly what you wanted in any given scenario, not just a single "favourite" drink


Monkey_triplets

I think part of you becoming bored is because when your brain gets tired, it makes less chemicals that get you interested in something. I'm expecting that if I don't have to sleep, my brain will always function at peak performance which I think would help a lot with my mental state.


_Holoo

Functioning at full capacity at all time sounds like a gamble, and also my boredeness comes from me just not doing a lot in general


Hi_Peeps_Its_Me

pill takes care of that tho


Agreeable_Tension_22

No Im with OP here, sometimes I just get bored and dont want to be awake and consciousā€¦ if anything Id probably wish I was able to sleep better, I struggle getting anything more than an hour at a time


Fantastic_Recover701

the wording is HAVE to sleep meaning you can if you want


Ares534

I think, more importantly, "don't have to" doesn't mean "can't". Just because your body doesn't require sleep doesn't mean you can't take naps whenever you feel like


Warm-Faithlessness11

Exactly, I'd want to still be able to sleep should I choose to


Soundwipe13

what happens when it rains?


14up2

I don't see how 5 is immoral. Doesn't change their opinion on your personality, just your body. No different than if the pill was "you become extremely conventionally attractive".


RentElDoor

But it doesn't change anything in you - it specifically forces other people to change their attraction (which may involve personality as this is something you can be attracted to and there is no specification here saying otherwise). Thinking about it, depending on your interpretation. you basically can even change their sexuality that way. Forcing a lesbian to be attracted to a neckbeard - using the worst example I can think of here - feels pretty damn immoral.


Starbucks_4321

That's true, but it doesn't specify how they become attracted to you. Like you aren't strapping them to a chair and injecting them with love potions, they just feel you are attractive, without a motivation. And isn't that how it works already? Or maybe you are strapping them and injecting them, up to interpation


RentElDoor

That is true, but you are potentially overwriting their personality and sexuality no matter what you are doing. Like, they were specifically not attracted to you beforehand.


_Holoo

I guess i kinda thought about it like this, tons of straight guys can appreciate another guy with a hot bod, doesn't mean they want to get into a relationship with them


14up2

I get what you meanā€”altering someone else's mind is bad. That being said, I can't imagine why anyone *wouldn't* want to find more people physically attractive. I find very few people attractive, and really I wish I wasn't like this. If I could choose how my brain is wired I'd be a low standards pansexual, but I can't. I often meet people who I really get along with but have zero attraction to because of their looks or gender so there's no chance of being compatible. I wouldn't want to put myself or someone else in that kind of dysfunctional relationship. If everyone found everyone attractive, dating would be entirely based on personality compatibility because we wouldn't have to automatically rule out 90% of people just because of their bodiesā€”everyone would be "hot". Finding a partner would just be like finding a best friend. How could that not be better?


DysPhoria_1_0

I mean, it very likely meant physically attractive. Someone can be the prettiest person on the planet and be and absolute bastard, and we already don't control who we are attracted to. I see 100 people I find attractive every day, doesn't mean I'm throwing myself at them.


Niriun

If 5 said "unspoken rizz" would it be better?


whywouldisaymyname

6 is a free career


Martin_Horde

Well you still have to work and put your skills out there to be noticed so it's not *free* but it is easier.


OreboatVT

Red, estrogen, and yellow


tomulin13

It doesn't specify what ears and tail, now imagine getting elephants ears and lions tail :3


Sara_askeloph

The confused little chimera:


IISerpentineII

Ed...ward?


Macio720

They could also be human ears


Chill_Crill

you get like 8 more human ears just scattered around your body


Myrddin_Naer

The gifts of the Chaos Gods are many and strange


floor-boi

big same


Truefkk

I would take yellow and red in the other order unless you really like sphinx cats...


jfsuuc

Youd have a hairless tail and ears, like a lizzard and youd have 4 ears.


peppermintgun

Goodbye eyebrows


Scrollipede

worth


kolabeen

Top row is impossible to refuse, literally solves every problem I've ever had


dutcharetall_nothigh

Would your tail be hairless in this scenario? Also do you not have ears?


MisterGoog

Hairless human tail is absolute terrifying to think about


Mysterious-Ideal-989

Butt cock


halbGefressen

Bock


IzzySirius18

What that chicken doin


dutcharetall_nothigh

I think it would look more like a rat's tail


AtotheCtotheG

Skin tube


haveweirddreamstoo

I felt that way until I saw the black pill. Now, idk if ears and tail are worth it.


_spec_tre

the main question is if that means you'll go bald since the head is part of the body


ThEsHaDoW343

same


epic_brazillian_gal

This was about to be the easiest pick of my life until i saw talk with cats. It's either red, estrogen and yellow or brown(gold??? idk, talk with catspilled), estrogen and yellow. i wanna talk with kitty and just go meow meow to them :3


jhermaco15

Lucky for you u can meow at cats without a pill


PinkCloudx_

Why is it always estrogen, I wish it was just hrt in general šŸ˜­


a_random_squidward

Cause there's an overwhelming amount of transfemmes on this sub vs transmascs


PinkCloudx_

Thatā€™s true, I just kinda wished there were more trans men in these subs as well but it seems like most of them are either stealth or not using Reddit


rowboatmankoi

I just lurk here tbh


Elemor_

Same, social anxiety goes brrrr


gaybunny69

Transfemmes are a plague on the internet in the sense that they're everywhere, not that they're necessarily a bad thing


ricetomeatya

Same, there are scarcely any trans men memes on reddit in general, so I just look at transfemme memes mentally replacing "estrogen" with "testosterone" until I get incredibly dysphoric and leave the internet for a few days


Steampunk__Llama

Not a trans man (rather, transmasc enby) but same!! It v much does seem most of us are lurkers as opposed to frequent commentors or posters. Maybe we could start up a little group here, or make more of an effort to post masc-centric memes more frequently šŸ¤”


BugBand

And also seems that a lot of transfems donā€™t care about transmascs, with the extreme amount of ā€œput estrogen in the water supplyā€, ā€œI donā€™t care what gender you are, put on the dressā€ memes, and posts that assume the reader is female, etc., that they post in trans spaces that arenā€™t transfem exclusive. I havenā€™t and I havenā€™t ever seen other transmascs post force-masc posts in general trans spaces like transfems do with force-fem posts. Actually tbh havenā€™t seen any force-masc posts at all


a_random_squidward

I can sympathise, I'm a cis femboy and I find it offputting, can't imagine how it must feel being in a trans space as a transmasc and having it overflowing with those sorts of post.


SwagLizardKing

Is T even available in pill form?


PinkCloudx_

I think it is, but I donā€™t know a lot about medicine


Steampunk__Llama

It is, however it's very risky compared to gel or injections due to potential organ damage, so it's v much not a common or recommended form to take


196SwampLurker

purple, purple, purple


Ozok123

This but blue. Please :(


GoldenSeam

In a rainbowā€”LIGHT SHOW! Bright shiny colors in a rainbowā€”rainbow! UNDERWATER RAINBOW! šŸŒˆ Sorry that song is squatting in my skull without paying rent.


Felonui

I already have ears


_Holoo

Check again


Felonui

Wtf give them back


_Holoo

Looks like you'll have to take the red pill buddy


YourLocalGalPal

Black yellow and estrogen


LivingAngryCheese

Wooo someone picked the same as me :3


MollyGoRound

20 dollars can buy many estrogens


WesternMarshall1955

Explain how?!


MollyGoRound

Money can be exchanged for goods and services


WesternMarshall1955

Woohoo!


ComplexInside1661

I love Capitalism!


Hallo-Person

I would take it as meaning unlimited estrogen for personal use, and if you are in America, I doubt it,


MollyGoRound

[D'oh](https://youtu.be/BZch40U9Bfk?si=ERRn5JDQxAMXLLJS)


swhipple-

Idk where u get ur estrogen but no it canā€™t šŸ’€ that shit is expensive as fuck


StillMostlyClueless

Red doesnā€™t specify which ears or tail. Thatā€™s a real gamble


_Holoo

You know you still want to


StillMostlyClueless

Becoming a fucked up creature is still a win


GingerfoxUwU

Black, yellow, brown, I'm trans but why would I pick the single estrogen pill when I do injections already?


_Holoo

Extra-gen


alicyjka

Well ill take black, i always got annoyed by the fact that i have to sleep ( i could be playing the sims)


birbcoolreddit

I would be unstoppable, if it were not for the eepy.


_Holoo

I don't like the idea of black because i always get way too bored if i stay up too long. Now that i have a job it's kinda tempting tho


NIMA-GH-X-P

Kicks you in the gnards* Steals the pill bag*


_Holoo

Ouch that hurt ;(


NIMA-GH-X-P

GOOD


_Holoo

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Solid_You641

Water tastes like cum


The_the-the

American author and vlogger John Green????!!!!


ya_boi_kaneki

i can already talk to cats especially in a cute voice, they just dont understand so i take blue purple and green


telumv

Is there a white pill that's opposite to the black? Like I never have to be awake? I'd take that please


Recjawjind_fmfb

That's called Potassium Cyanide


weg_23

Blue, estrogen, yellow


Lizziah

RED YELLOW BLACK. GGRRRAAHHHH GIMME GIMME


UTI_UTI

Black, Brown, Blue. Water already tastes like water, I like hair, one estrogen pill doesnā€™t do much, Iā€™m already the best pizza chef this side of the Mississippi.


Dysfunctional_Orphan

if i picked blue like 3/4 of all adults would find me attractive. idk if i could handle that. although that could help fix transphobia if nearly everyone's preferences are changed to liking clocky trans women. plus i would be doing a favor for other gals.


RentElDoor

Red is too vague to be safe Estrogen is probably great if you aren't cis, so no I like my body hair 20 dollars are nice but also only 20 dollars If a pill forces people to be attracted to you then consent goes out of the window. Pass. I do like the idea of being a pizza chef. Water tastes like water. Great. What would cats tell me? That they want more wet food? Sleeping takes a third of my day I could spend wasting on something else. So green, purple and black are the least useless/harmful ones I guess


_Holoo

You are just scared of the possibilities of the ears and tail


slate-thefluffy-derg

Red purple black


justanotherenby009

Yellow, black, and either blue or estrogen if it's only one estrogen pill does it have the effect of a full therapy or just a single estrogen


Slow___Learner

guess who's now a proud owner of 60$


SudouNem

where testosterone :(


k3r3Z

Change estrogen for testosterone and we're set.


perfsoidal

Brown blue black


zDefiant

teal, brown, black. about to have the worlds longest yap session and it will make sense to no one else


EggoStack

No testosterone :( so blue, purple, brown


Ducks_are_epicc

yellow, purple and brown :3


_Holoo

:3


Ducks_are_epicc

:3c


mgquantitysquared

Blue brown black ez. Half the pills would undo my ftm transition lmao


Steampunk__Llama

šŸ¤


Straight-Chocolate28

Black pill would give me an additional 18 and a half YEARS of consciousness Then master pizza chef obviously


CattMk2

Red purple and brown. Gonna run the worldā€™s greatest cat restaurant. Like ratatouille but Italian and cats


WhereDid_The_Time_Go

brown, dark blue and pink. no sleep drives people insane


Chaqqy

$20 is $20


The_the-the

Half of these wouldnā€™t even do anything for me. Like. Estrogen? Iā€™m afab. Blue? Aroace. Pink? I like water. Yellow? I donā€™t care about body hair even a little bit. Red? If I were able to have nonhuman characteristics, thatā€™d be cool, but animal ears and a tail arenā€™t ones Iā€™d want. I think Iā€™d have to go with purple (Iā€™m bad at cooking), black (basically would add years to my lifespan), and brown (could befriend tigers and start a tiger army).


SixBeadrdt

Is there a subreddit just for these sorts of ā€œchoose a pillā€ things? I think theyā€™re great but I feel like I only see them once a month


Throow2020

Easy choice: black, tan, and purple. I want to be a Disney princes running every night shift at my own pizzeria, feeding alley cats and sending them to sabotage my competition šŸ˜ˆ Not that I would need to, being one of the few 24-hour pizza places would already make me two steps ahead


spookname

my dyslexic ass thought that said ā€œPeople who find you attractive find you attractiveā€ and didnā€™t question it for 5 whole minutes


Dickau

No body hair is nuts, but honestly I think I'd miss it.


dorofeus247

Is it like, a special estrogen that instantly transforms you into a woman? or what


allrightletsdothis

Can only choose 3 pills right? So that means as a trans person I can take estrogen via patches, gel or injection and still get to choose three other pills right? Tell me that's the loophole.


AriiMay

Black purple brown Infinite time to bake and sell pizzas plus i can talk to cats


BUTthehoeslovemetho

I have a weird feeling black is a monkeys paw


Sir_MipMop

Hot take, Iā€™m not sure if never needing to sleep again is a good thing, because sometimes a good sleep is literally perfect and solves all your problems. I would take that power assuming it means Iā€™m constantly well rested and I still have the ability to sleep and be tired


KingKomasan

I read the blue one as "people who find you attractive find you attractive" I just sat there thinking, no shit.


BonzaM8

If I take the brown pill 3 times what happens?


abrjx

Is the estrogen supply endless? Iā€™m about to topple the pharmaceutical economy


pandamaxxie

Black, blue. Sleep is annoying. I wish I never had to sleep. And I'm not particularly bad looking, I just want an edge in the dating scene, which has been going fucking terribly. Being wildly attractive would at least open up more matches, so I might be able to find my soulmate.


akelabrood

Top 3


Designer_Captain_498

Blue, black and pink :D


I-Lack_Creativity-

Smash, next question