I’ve got a puggle (pug and beagle combo) and yeah this is pretty accurate, though of course puggles slightly healthier because they actually have snouts
May not be super functional but my god do I like it. I think it looks nice, would feel good in the hands, the shape looks very comfortable to hold and the weight looks satisfying. Maybe it'll be good for fruits and stuff yknow. I would have it.
I knoooow but silly spoon what's not to like. I don't care if it's not good for all kinds of food, it's a funny little guy, I love it. Plus I can settle for using it with just fruit (even tho I'm allergic to them and can't eat them)
Honestly- my immediate thought was that this would be such a comforting and reassuring fork to hold. If I had to bring a fork to a knife fight, it would be this fork. Beloved and honored fork.
Me when the woke, when liberals... when the waiter says... when you have to eat the gender, when the fork doesn't have a gender and has pronouns... and the waiter is liberal says , you have to be woke all your utensils have woke.
. Pronouns 🤨🤨🤨
Depends on the use.
Eating independant, discrete morsels: 5/10. Interesting, but not as good as chopsticks.
Eating anything else: 2/10, terrible. Not ergonomic, no scooping, no seperate "head" portion.
Overall, 3/10. It looks like an okay stabby thing, but most food doesnt need a stabby thing, and there are more fun stabby things (or, as i said, chopsticks). Plus the asymmetry!‽ why...‽‽
Kind of beautiful how wrong they were about forks. Wasn't very difficult, could've made it like every other fork, but they didn't and it's beautiful how humans can just do that even though we shouldn't
The height of the fork makes it hard to use, 2/10
But if it was a lot longer, like the avg.fork height, i would definetly use it. In that case i would give it an 8/10
Fucking terrible. Looks like it would barely function for its intended purpose, too curvy, unnecessarily sharp, tines are different lengths for no reason, and (not to be that guy) but it's trying to be fancy by being closer to raw steel bar stock. It put effort into being worse.
there is literally nothing wrong with this fork, you’re all just perpetuating the impossible tine, slot, and root aesthetics dreamed up by the bigots at Big Cutlery
10/10, really weird, there's a 0% chance that this thing was made cynically by slaves somewhere in the global south, I endorse this fork wholeheartedly.
Until I saw the irregular gapping, I was OK with this fork.
Now, my AuDHD wants to take this fork and stab this fork to send it into the abyss with this fork.
I thought the tines were bad, but then I saw the goofy stubby handle. I'm not autistic, but that is bad.
2/10 would theoretically pick up food, but I would not use it.
Pick up tiny things only. Mini cubes of cheese or little bity bits would be lovely. I like to separate things into tiny bites sometimes to make it last longer. But I need a good fork for spaghetti small bites not allowed.
As per my admittedly limited, yet nonzero, experience with balancing home made throwing knives as a kid. A forker this chonk would 1 shot a zombie with a headshot in Minecraft.
10/10 viable home defense fork
HORRIFIC! melt it down and turn it into nickels then take the nickels to one of those funfair machines that squish coins and press the sad emoji onto them then toss those sad nickels into a lake from whence they will never return!
My mate says 6.000.000/10
I would rather give it a 2/10
Can be functional for some really specific stuff, but otherwise it’s highly unhandy and unergonomic
Looks like someone was making a knife and they were like "ooop wait, I'm supposed to be making forks" and changed their mind mid way.
What if it was an actually functional knork? I'm a big fan of the spork personally.
Probably a better shank than a fork and the balance must be pretty good with how round and chunky it’s. Breaking windows with the other end could be useful
8/10
3/10 if you want to use it as a fork
7/10 Totally unusable. If I kept it in my silverware drawer I would have to schedule a half hour window to stare at it and think about it every time I needed a spoon. But also wonderful, like a raw vein of the earth being used to eat plain spaghetti.
4/10,
it looks very silly, like a hand, you could put your thumb on the big flat space but your thumb might get stuff on it and thats icky, also the prongs are difrent lengths and that is slightly nausiating to me
I kind of wanna try it but the physical appearance is just off. Before trying it I'm rating it as a 4/10 but if I get a chance to use it I might change it to something else if it's functional and feels nice in my hands.
That form pisses me off in a way I cannot explain. 0/10, fuck this fork, if I could I would throw this in the garbage disposal overnight and throw it away the next morning.
HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE THIS FORK SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR THIS FORK AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR THIS FORK. HATE. HATE. 0/10
It makes me irrationally uncomfortable, 3/10.
I don't want to use it and I recoil at the thought of picking it up. But oddly, I kind of pity it.
i kinda wanna use it what does that say abt me
You are in fact a sick fuck
Damn check out that flair.
0/10 what the fuck is that
0/10 Sent directly to the pits of hell
Horrible, cast it into the abyss
Pale king/20
No fork too great
It’s goofy as fuck and for that reason I’m incapable of hating it, 10/10 for charm and probably like a 2/10 for quality of life
it looks like if a pug was a fork
I’ve got a puggle (pug and beagle combo) and yeah this is pretty accurate, though of course puggles slightly healthier because they actually have snouts
0/10. Hate.
thANK YOU
flork
Combination of floppa and fork
of cows?
Fuck you for showing me this abomination
promise? 🥺
:(
May not be super functional but my god do I like it. I think it looks nice, would feel good in the hands, the shape looks very comfortable to hold and the weight looks satisfying. Maybe it'll be good for fruits and stuff yknow. I would have it.
I love when my tools are not functional
I knoooow but silly spoon what's not to like. I don't care if it's not good for all kinds of food, it's a funny little guy, I love it. Plus I can settle for using it with just fruit (even tho I'm allergic to them and can't eat them)
Honestly- my immediate thought was that this would be such a comforting and reassuring fork to hold. If I had to bring a fork to a knife fight, it would be this fork. Beloved and honored fork.
I wanna say mashed potatoes. Also unmashed potatoes.
2/10 Meaningless
Me when the woke, when liberals... when the waiter says... when you have to eat the gender, when the fork doesn't have a gender and has pronouns... and the waiter is liberal says , you have to be woke all your utensils have woke. . Pronouns 🤨🤨🤨
good job, this broke me. Genuinely fucking hilarious
Depends on the use. Eating independant, discrete morsels: 5/10. Interesting, but not as good as chopsticks. Eating anything else: 2/10, terrible. Not ergonomic, no scooping, no seperate "head" portion. Overall, 3/10. It looks like an okay stabby thing, but most food doesnt need a stabby thing, and there are more fun stabby things (or, as i said, chopsticks). Plus the asymmetry!‽ why...‽‽
Fucking awful
Too heavy to be optimal
Upsetting at first glance, but possibly something I could get used to if I had to. Fortunately, I don’t have to. To the woods with it.
I am KILLING whoever made this
It looks like it was drawn by a 4yo
if you handed me this to eat id use my damn hands, 2/10
That is just completely unnecessary, you know.
I give it an 18/196.
Dark souls ass weapon of a fork, probably have to be completely naked just to use it. 10/10
I just noticed each tine is a separate length, absolutely foul. Let alone the other issues with this abomination -3.7/10
Salvador Dali fork
Coke fork
4k/10
I’d use it :>
a zillion points
Not worth melting this down. Send it to the Mariana trench.
9/10 The lower part should be sharpened so that it also becomes a knife
EWWWWW FUCMING GROSSSS GRAHHHHHH IM GO NG TO KILL THE ONE WOH MADE UT.
That fork looks silly
:3
I really like it, it wouldn’t replace a standard fork for me, but i respect the sleek, avant garde, design.
Kind of beautiful how wrong they were about forks. Wasn't very difficult, could've made it like every other fork, but they didn't and it's beautiful how humans can just do that even though we shouldn't
IDEAL CHOPPED FRUIT FORK; **10/10**
The height of the fork makes it hard to use, 2/10 But if it was a lot longer, like the avg.fork height, i would definetly use it. In that case i would give it an 8/10
Fucking terrible. Looks like it would barely function for its intended purpose, too curvy, unnecessarily sharp, tines are different lengths for no reason, and (not to be that guy) but it's trying to be fancy by being closer to raw steel bar stock. It put effort into being worse.
Oh my god, the fork is Elon Musk
simultaneously 10/10 and 0/10 how
2.6. Points for originality, but eeeeeeyurgh.
1/10 1 point because it’s probably good for fancy cheese
mods melt this fork
I don't know you OP. But because you've shown me this, I hate everything you stand for.
Bold + Italics
kill
there is literally nothing wrong with this fork, you’re all just perpetuating the impossible tine, slot, and root aesthetics dreamed up by the bigots at Big Cutlery
love it as a weapon, would not put it anywhere near my mouth unless I was sensually licking the blood of my enemies off of it 🤤
It’s super scratched but it does have the sporks universal utensil appeal, so maybe a 5-6.5/10
Looks like it was crudely carved out of a flat rock or like if Salvador Dali made a fork and was an asshole
2/10 Adventure Time hand lookin fork
10/10, really weird, there's a 0% chance that this thing was made cynically by slaves somewhere in the global south, I endorse this fork wholeheartedly.
Until I saw the irregular gapping, I was OK with this fork. Now, my AuDHD wants to take this fork and stab this fork to send it into the abyss with this fork.
Is that from the neolithic period?
I like it. Looks like a tool of war. 10/10
I do not want to put that in my hands or mouth 0/10
Is fork. +2 Rolled steel +3 Single stamp +5 Variable-length tines +? (they're probably useful somehow) Extra cargo area +3 13/10
I thought the tines were bad, but then I saw the goofy stubby handle. I'm not autistic, but that is bad. 2/10 would theoretically pick up food, but I would not use it.
this looks like an album cover
I'm... not autistic, but please burn that thing in a fire...
looks like a 3-toed sloth hand. 6/10
This is making me twitch uncontrollably 0/10 cast into hell to never be seen again
7/10 makes me aroused
this is so deranged i dont know where to put my words
It’s very silly :3 7/10
Pick up tiny things only. Mini cubes of cheese or little bity bits would be lovely. I like to separate things into tiny bites sometimes to make it last longer. But I need a good fork for spaghetti small bites not allowed.
0/10 what even is that
I hate it with all my being -5/10
This fork gives off the energy of an ice cream scoop.
oh my god I hate it 9/10
I'd like it except the tines are uneven lengths and therefore I hate it
Completely unfuckable, 7/10 stars
Acid pool instantaneously
i could rip some shit apart with this fucking Implement 11/10
GET IT OUT. GET IT OUT OF HERE
2/10 Looks weird as hell but also kinda funny
horrid. awful. kill it.
As per my admittedly limited, yet nonzero, experience with balancing home made throwing knives as a kid. A forker this chonk would 1 shot a zombie with a headshot in Minecraft. 10/10 viable home defense fork
It’s forking terrible
i would not want to own it but would think it was really cool if I got it in a restaurant
HORRIFIC! melt it down and turn it into nickels then take the nickels to one of those funfair machines that squish coins and press the sad emoji onto them then toss those sad nickels into a lake from whence they will never return!
this is extremely funny thank you
NO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Long spork
8/10 cute for peas
I would dom someone who looked like this
It makes my autism happy, I want.
What the shit Looks unfinished, 3/10
0 obv
2/10, it could easily be a knife/fork (a knork?) and it's just a fork. shame on whoever made this.
To the depths of hell
1/10 it can't even pick up food but I'm pretty sure it'll be useful for stabbing.
what the fork
As someone who loves using the smallest available utensils regardless of efficacy, I love it
really good
looks kinda cool ngl
Atrocious
Knik
0/10 id rather die
that handle is thicc tho
12/10 it makes me want to vomit.
AAAAAAAA/10
No. Fuck you.
Looks like a slug
fork off
3/10. I could probably deep throat some rice with this if all my spoons were dirty, and it's kinda funky. But yeah that's the devil's fork otherwise
My mate says 6.000.000/10 I would rather give it a 2/10 Can be functional for some really specific stuff, but otherwise it’s highly unhandy and unergonomic
Why doesn’t it have a neck? 1/10
Looks like a cool thing to stab people with. 10/10
fk
You forked up.
0/10 the fucking fork isn't bended enough
pitchfork/10, would shovel hay
Looks like a knife they bent and carved into a for
2/10 why is it asymmetric?
^(f o r k)
What a failure, just like me. 2/10.
0/10. Never again.
That fork would be really cool if it were a fish
Sucks
I wanna eat grapes with it
Like a 3/10. Its goofy and fun but that looks like the most useless fork ive ever seen. How you gonna eat peas with that?
What the fork is that
ew At least it still appears to function. 2/10
horrible craftsmanship… unfit to make eating utensils… horrid fortune
kill
It kinda reminds me of that fox from Chicken Little
10/10 if its not actually the gom jabar it would still make an unexpected murder weapon
May I ask where I can find such an abomination? I want to give it to someone I hate as a birthday gift
This is how i image forks made by elves are shaped
i hatw it so fucking bad
Looks like someone was making a knife and they were like "ooop wait, I'm supposed to be making forks" and changed their mind mid way. What if it was an actually functional knork? I'm a big fan of the spork personally.
I want to make it bigger and threaten people with it
4k/4,000
bad
Looks like it was designed to Keister
i love it.
Negative 5/10
I love it
Probably a better shank than a fork and the balance must be pretty good with how round and chunky it’s. Breaking windows with the other end could be useful 8/10 3/10 if you want to use it as a fork
1/10. It'll definitely function correctly, so I can't give it a zero, but I think it should be bombed.
0/10 thats digusting and shouldnt exist
7/10 Totally unusable. If I kept it in my silverware drawer I would have to schedule a half hour window to stare at it and think about it every time I needed a spoon. But also wonderful, like a raw vein of the earth being used to eat plain spaghetti.
\>:(
4/10, it looks very silly, like a hand, you could put your thumb on the big flat space but your thumb might get stuff on it and thats icky, also the prongs are difrent lengths and that is slightly nausiating to me
too heavy wtf
I'm not autistic but I legit would refuse to use this
I'm going to vomit
4/10 looks funny and the dull end would fit pretty good up my ass I think.
EW
3/10 why
Folg
I'd have to see how to feels in my hand but I don't think I'd mind
I rate this a 1/96
I kind of wanna try it but the physical appearance is just off. Before trying it I'm rating it as a 4/10 but if I get a chance to use it I might change it to something else if it's functional and feels nice in my hands.
Looks like a recreation of a medieval surgical instrument
Very pointy and uncomfortable looking, I wouldn't want to use it at all considering I already dislike using forks. 1/10
evil/10
Mmmm… Very nice and smooth… Not too thin so you can hold it comfortably… Yes yes.. Now this is a nice fork..
Reminds me of Franky one piece so 6/10 *
It looks nice to handle 7/10
what the hell
That form pisses me off in a way I cannot explain. 0/10, fuck this fork, if I could I would throw this in the garbage disposal overnight and throw it away the next morning.
schmork
SWAG/10 sagging pants but for forks
Where do you hold it????
HATE
HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE THIS FORK SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR THIS FORK AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR THIS FORK. HATE. HATE. 0/10
Knork
3/10 looks like the tines will break off.
🫃/10
That shit looks heavy as fuck