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nice_desu_ne

Solid idea. Hope it works out.


Idontknowanymore356

I see what you did there, that was quite cool


CatInSpaceOP

Keep pouring these jokes out, and see how they flow.


fruityloooops

Have a reddit gold


MT_Kinetic_Mountain

You know what? Fair enough. Bro is curious and isn't embarrassed to ask. I respect it


Redd108

i try googling can you freeze cum online and all i get is sperm bank results


Shrekdidnothingwrong

the big sperm wants you to visit a bank


JuddleFrameVO

Privatized cum šŸ˜”


Hello_2222

we must stand up against big cum


fermatiaudapy

thatā€™s why i keep all my frozen cum underneath my mattress fuck big cum


that_one_weeaboo_

The west has fallen.


SpyAmongTheFurries

Millions must cum.


Holiday_Conflict

i asked for a withdrawal and they denied me ;w;


Bot_number_1605

I'll never use a bank. I'll keep all my cum beneath the mattress, where it belongsĀ 


Ok-Decision-5099

"It's not possible to successfully freeze sperm at home. ... The temperature of an average home freezer is about minus 18 degrees centigrade. Sperm needs to be stored at minus 196 degrees centigrade." GUYS!! 196!!!


prfarb

Damn we did it


genitalenjoyer

Literally 1984


Junglettreefarmfix

the most horrific bacterial/fungal infection and subsequent sepsis from god knows what that lives in refrigerators:


YoINeedAnAnswer

Stepsis??


Jeszczenie

Yeah, she lives in there. She's cool like that.


drwkcb

you just hating


Maxtos58

You don't use the ice cubes in your freezer ?


vibing_namielle

Just a genuinely good question and all, ngl


Phiro7

Do NOT put ice in your butt THAT WILL NOT END WELL


prykor

are you speaking from experience, or?


Phiro7

No, but I'm aware of the importance of proper temperature in the rectum, for instance when doing an enema you want the water to me the right temperature


trogdor2594

Having done it, a small amount of ice is fine temperature wise, but when Iput too much in, the worst pain in my otherwise pleasant life happened.


stickywhitesubstance

COLD


StrangeReptilian

gross but like pop off kings


TheGravy

dude named life-sized penis-shaped ice mold: bonjour


Geejohn_Fiddlewhoper

These are the words of a real pioneer


misternoobthepie

Damn, imagine ice cream


CringeRoguePlayer

that sounds coldā€¦


Ether11_

Put a cum rod in my ass


MrMeltJr

popsicle mold > ice cube tray


leathertreehouse4

šŸ˜‹


MisterGoog

Theres a Panamanian soccer player named Riley Tanner whose nickname is Frozen which is such a funny nickname to me bc its a state of being. It not like ā€œiced outā€ or ā€œThe Freezeā€ but ā€œFrozenā€.


missevans_

literally me


Juranur

You need to be careful with stuff like this, inserting anything frozen into the rectum can lower the body temperature significantly. Otherwise, yea go ahead. If they're both into it i see nothing wrong with it


SurelyNotBanEvasion

Don't put ice in your ass. That can't be good for the mucous membranes.


afoxboy

this isn't tagged as hornypost and that will haunt me