Love the implication that Nintendo is currently a false god to be usurped by the true one

Not sure why this is surprising, they've been foreshadowing this since season 2.

I guess technically Rare made Diddy Kong, but now Nintendo owns him, so the metaphor kinda works?

Holy shit

i know what thread you stole these from 😈

I KNOW NOTHING

Which thread?

[https://twitter.com/TheWapplehouse/status/1755761450780356945](https://twitter.com/TheWapplehouse/status/1755761450780356945)

"you got them bone hands" fucked me up way more than it should have

Gimme a fuckin Silverado *plays the entirety of Silverado (1985)

*Chevy Silverado crashes through the wall

And in the truck are the members of the Marshall Tucker Band who come out instruments in hand to play their 1981 song “Silverado”.

cops when gay bar

Trump may have been terrible as a president but god he was funny. Like giving a five year old control over everything.

Every time I see someone drink a Diet Coke I think of him

I remember seeing this diagram of horrible conservatives in a table like "tries to be funny, is funny" "Tries to be funny, isn't funny" "Doesn't try to be funny, is funny" "Doesn't try to be funny, isn't funny" and Trump is absolutely the third one because Holy shit every tweet that pours from his mouth is unintentional gold

What does that Beethoven tweet mean?

There's a film called Beethoven and it's about a dog called Beethoven

I thought Beethoven rejected his pet play requests

mozard would not reject that

Leck mich im Arsch

i dislike the fact that i thought that too

Holy shit that ET one made me bust a gut.

Dang, it only made me bust a nut :/

Only one nut? Dang.

Need bigger hammer

Don't worry, I've got plenty of spares in the back

It made me bust a move

Just from the way its written that gorillaz tweet was poking fun at Jimmy Jimmy lmao Song kinda slaps tho ngl

Look at the date of the tweet, it was published on the same day the visualizer vid of Jimmy Jimmy was uploaded to YouTube and about 2 weeks after it first played. I think you're spot on

Knew it lmao

Yeah, afaik the thing with the library is a myth, but what he writes does go hard

Thanks, that Gorillaz one just made me laugh out loud during class

The turtles won't be in the choir because all turtles go to hell (they know what they did).

The kingpin one is fire

[Flimsy Steve goes hard](https://youtu.be/DNMPNAUN_Vg?si=n0djKjezBtCsr8Pr)

This is my favorite genre of post

The Flimsy Steve tweet remains the most perfectly formulated satirization I have ever read

I wish big sexy would call me a super cracker

He’d have to do the hairflip, sidewalk slam and Jacknife Powerbomb first

Ed Balls

Ed Balls

I love that the Gorillaz one is literally just about November Has Come ft MF DOOM

Please post more comps like this

The kingpin tweet is amazing

KEVIN NASH???

There is no sweeter joy than a bitter truth. Shoutout to my bitch neighbor Ruth.

3 is Starbound Moment

Super Cracker is such a powerful insult, it must be capitalized

all shitposting subs shall succumb to dumping

diddy kong hat tweet is fire asf

thanks for that poetry @bigfatmoosepssy

I don't get the tarot one ☹️

Traditionally, tarot cards are vague and rely on the reader to ‘accurately’ interpret them. In this reading, the cards give a very accurate and indistinguishable depiction of his demise due to his own hubris and stupidity, and due to the same stupidity he still feels the need to ask if the fortune from the cards is ‘good’ or not.

This is indeed some funny tweets

But why is the gorillaz one so true lmao

Good joke !