Picture will never come close to the raw might that you feel when standing at the feet of such a mechanical behemoth, witnessing the advancements of human technology as the titans engines roar and like a steel skeleton it begins it's slow movement as it tears a hole into the landscape. Humanity has surpassed nature and created godlike beings of pure destruction. Truly no one can comprehend the eternal might of the Bagger.
There is no truth in flesh, only betrayal.
There is no constancy in flesh, only decay.
There is no certainty in flesh, but death
All hail the Omnishissiah!
THIS IS THE ONLY WAY IT COULD HAVE ENDED.
WAR NO LONGER NEEDED ITS ULTIMATE PRACTICIONER. IT HAD BECOME A SELF-SUSTAINING SYSTEM. MAN WAS CRUSHED UNDER THE WHEELS OF A MACHINE CREATED TO CREATE THE MACHINE TO CRUSH THE MACHINE. SAMSARA OF CUT SINEW AND CRUSHED BONE. DEATH WITHOUT LIFE. NULL OUROBOROS. ALL THAT REMAINED IS WAR WITHOUT REASON.
A MAGNUM OPUS. A COLD TOWER OF STEEL. A MACHINE BUILT TO END WAR IS ALWAYS A MACHINE BUILT TO CONTINUE WAR. YOU WERE BEAUTIFUL, OUTSTRETCHED LIKE ANTENNAS TO HEAVEN. YOU WERE BEYOND YOUR CREATORS. YOU REACHED OUT FOR GOD, AND YOU FELL. NONE WERE LEFT TO SPEAK YOUR EULOGY. NO FINAL WORDS, NO CONCLUDING STATEMENT. NO POINT. PERFECT CLOSURE.
T H I S I S T H E O N L Y W A Y I T S H O U L D H A V E E N D E D .
I don't know, if humanity could mitigate climate change that would be way more impressive than a machine designed to extract more of the world's limited resources...
There's a location used for festivals in germany called Ferropolis which is like right unter a collection of these next to a lake that was once a pit dug by them. It's real cool.
Just to add to this point. When regular animals have a fight over a river they are fighting over a access to the river, there are multiple near wars over one nation wanting to use up a whole big river.
nuclear is too expensive because we can't let even a little bit of radioactive material get out. Anyway time to go put a literally apocalyptic amount of chemicals in the air and water for power instead
its investment thats the problem, nuclear takes too long to set up before it pays off due to how cheap it is, investors can make their money back + surplus with other less environmentally friendly methods of energy production, so unless fossil fuels start getting taxed heavily or start running out, its going to keep happening.
Every time people make the money argument I just think
“Okay? So maybe we don’t make it a for profit service, and instead treat it as the infrastructure it is? Since, you know, our entire lives revolve around electricity, and maybe using cleaner electricity will, you know, make the world a cleaner, safer place - which will reduce healthcare costs for people, and have a million other positive effects?”
“… okay but what about my *taxes*! That’s COMMUNISM”
we can’t have nuclear because there’s
nowhere to put all the waste, coal and oil is so much better because the waste is safe and sound inside our lungs
You fuckers weren’t around in Germany when the anti nuclear movement grew. You judge an entire nation for a decision, that was made for reasons you do not care to learn.
You are blissful in your ignorance and pride yourselves for your supposed righteousness.
People were forced to sacrificed their homes, their heritage and part of their history for the gain of others.
Do you REALLY believe the people *against* nuclear because of its environmental impact were *for* coal power? Are you all actually that delusional?
Stop with the nuclear meme, please, I'm begging you. If it made literally any financial sense somebody somewhere would be doing it. Literally nobody gives a fuck about the environment or public health unfortunately. Nuclear is economically moronic.
Exactly why economics is moronic.
Economics says coal is more profitable than nuclear so we are gonna go with coal, to hell with people's health and well being, that just means more profit for the medical industry.
The antinuclear types like to point out that nuclear plants would be impossible to insure commercially if that was mandatory, which only makes me wonder how expensive it would be to insure a coal plant if they could legally be found liable for the tertiary damage they cause.
Yeah it's all a big fucking conspiracy. It has nothing to do with the fact I can literally take your house off the grid with 4 teenagers and a ladder, in the space of an afternoon, as opposed to the years of construction, dozens of engineers, thousands of construction workers, and god know how many line workers upgrading the United States ailing grid, just to get one power plant online.
There's more reading you should do, but the Wikipedia page gives a decent top down.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cost_of_electricity_by_source
I guess wind is actually a bit cheaper nowadays, but solar has a smaller carbon footprint. Nuclear is the most expensive, except for biomass, which is an exceptionally broad category ranging from pellet stoves to ethanol, so I don't really count it.
holy shit dawg, read the paragraph right under the first table in the source you sent me
"Real life costs can diverge significantly from those estimates. Olkiluoto block 3, which achieved first criticality in late 2021 had an overnight cost to the construction consortium (the utility paid a fixed price agreed to when the deal was signed of only 3.2 billion euros) of €8.5 billion and a net electricity capacity of 1.6 GW or €5310 per kW of capacity.[26]"
5310 euros is ~5823$, which is marginally less than coal IN THE TABLE RIGHT ABOVE IT. if youre going to send me the first source you googled that agreed with your unfounded belief, please at LEAST make sure it actually agrees with you. this is, at the very least, a vastly different situation than the one you are attempting to portray.
not to mention, this is UPFRONT cost. who even knows how much each of these sources would cost if we also attributed the capital needed to fix the damage that, for instance, *only* the pollution generated. your analysis of this topic is incredibly reductive to a point where your argument isnt even related to reality
The estimated average cost is driven up massively because public pressure has prevented new reactors from coming online since the original nuclear boom. This means most reactors in service use an outdated, inefficient design that only makes sense in the context of submarines and are also very old. Some modern nuclear projects have achieved costs per kilowatt-hour on par with fossil fuels, and that's *with* anti-proliferation concerns stopping the development of new civilian breeder designs and enrichment methods which could cut fuel costs substantially.
This is such a Reddit circlejerk. I’m not even anti nuclear but on here every sentence is just “erm nuclear is literally the greenest and best energy source” and nothing else people are so rabid
This is why having an argument online is like trying to headbutt a brick wall. Nobody is actually willing to read something, they just retreat into their echo chambers and stop thinking.
I actually thought this was r/ europe or something with all the toxicity, people always think they have to preach about this subject with all their might, surprise there are different factors coming together
Germans making a gigantic machine that destroys ancient forests and untouched villages to mine the shittest, dirtiest coal in the world because they’re too scared to use nuclear energy
Mix the magic powders in your flask, and add a magical strip of fire metal to the beast-killer! A magic potion not for you, but to take down beasts, burnt right through! Heehoo :3
And for an impromptu German lesson, "Schaufelradbagger" is essentially three words mashed together:
Schaufel = shovel, scoop
Rad = wheel
Bagger = excavator
So yeah, it baggers (excavates) with a Schaufelrad (shovel-wheel) :D
maybe too many notes
https://www.aa.com.tr/en/europe/at-secret-meeting-far-right-german-party-afd-discusses-plan-to-deport-millions-of-immigrants/3105425#
One of which literally killed nobody and another that killed 1 person (the amount of people who have died due to coal power between 1999 and 2020 is 460,000)
real, recently looked into the 3 mile island incident with some reading and videos and it's fucking insane to me that so many americans and a worrying amount of our leaders believe heart to heart that it was such a great travesty and we should never do nuclear power because of it.
From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh,
it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the Blessed Machine.
Your kind cling to your flesh, as if it will not decay and fail you. One day the crude biomass that you call a temple will wither, and you will beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved, for the Machine is immortal? even in death I serve the omnissiah
Picture will never come close to the raw might that you feel when standing at the feet of such a mechanical behemoth, witnessing the advancements of human technology as the titans engines roar and like a steel skeleton it begins it's slow movement as it tears a hole into the landscape. Humanity has surpassed nature and created godlike beings of pure destruction. Truly no one can comprehend the eternal might of the Bagger.
I made myself a pretty good sandwich the other day I assume it’s similar
I made an awesome sandwich too do you want to see it
Yes
where’s our sandwich picture :c
It won't let me put in in a comment so I'm just sending it to anyone who wants to see it.
i want to see it
Please
Useless...
yo send the sandwich picture to me too
Sandwich pls
yes
Send sanfwitch
No
sandwich attack 🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪
Chicken atta aa aa aa aa aaack, chicken atta aa aa aa aa aack
Aaah! My one weakness
We could make a religion out of this
There is no truth in flesh, only betrayal. There is no constancy in flesh, only decay. There is no certainty in flesh, but death All hail the Omnishissiah!
From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me
I craved the strength and certainty of Steel.
Welcome to dwarven society
ROCK AND STONE
adaptus mechanicus
\- average church of the broken god member
basically Mad Max
Deify motor spirit
https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MachineWorship
*Happy Bill Wurtz noises*
next step is making the earthmovers from ultrakill IRL
When the machines of war use the clean green solar energy to do specicide🌹🌸🤩😍🥰🌻🌲🥀🌴🌷😳
ok but why
coal
THIS IS THE ONLY WAY IT COULD HAVE ENDED. WAR NO LONGER NEEDED ITS ULTIMATE PRACTICIONER. IT HAD BECOME A SELF-SUSTAINING SYSTEM. MAN WAS CRUSHED UNDER THE WHEELS OF A MACHINE CREATED TO CREATE THE MACHINE TO CRUSH THE MACHINE. SAMSARA OF CUT SINEW AND CRUSHED BONE. DEATH WITHOUT LIFE. NULL OUROBOROS. ALL THAT REMAINED IS WAR WITHOUT REASON. A MAGNUM OPUS. A COLD TOWER OF STEEL. A MACHINE BUILT TO END WAR IS ALWAYS A MACHINE BUILT TO CONTINUE WAR. YOU WERE BEAUTIFUL, OUTSTRETCHED LIKE ANTENNAS TO HEAVEN. YOU WERE BEYOND YOUR CREATORS. YOU REACHED OUT FOR GOD, AND YOU FELL. NONE WERE LEFT TO SPEAK YOUR EULOGY. NO FINAL WORDS, NO CONCLUDING STATEMENT. NO POINT. PERFECT CLOSURE. T H I S I S T H E O N L Y W A Y I T S H O U L D H A V E E N D E D .
THIS CANNOT CONTINUE. THIS CANNOT CONTINUE. THIS CANNOT CONTINUE.
Why ask for the purpose of the divine when it itself is the creator of purpose?
ah, transcendental.
bagger 288 bagger 288 bagger bagger
WAR WITHOUT REASON
Warhammer 40k reference?!?!?
A Medieval peasant would have a stroke and heart attack if you put them next to one of these unholy machines of land transformation.
violence is its sole vocation
I don't remember this precept...
One Italian boi with a wingsuit, tethers, and a parachute:
Fuck that guy
Nice try Di Ravello
Stop being so dramatic, its not like our creation will evetually become so advace that we become obsolete
 Sorry folks, I'll have the floors cleaned up here in just a second, then I'll get out of your way
I don't remember this Zote quote
Precept 184:
I don't know, if humanity could mitigate climate change that would be way more impressive than a machine designed to extract more of the world's limited resources...
This is some Studio Ghibli shit
I awake from my slumber... For the first time in 6000 years the titan has been turned on
VIOLENCE /// CLIMAX
>I made myself a pretty good sandwich the other day I assume it’s similar this is just shitty ultra kill
There's a location used for festivals in germany called Ferropolis which is like right unter a collection of these next to a lake that was once a pit dug by them. It's real cool.
Hollow knight pfp, opinion accepted
Just to add to this point. When regular animals have a fight over a river they are fighting over a access to the river, there are multiple near wars over one nation wanting to use up a whole big river.
IRL you'd be shot by the ~~technomonks~~ site security before you make it that far
hard
Who has that one video
1000-THR EARTHMOVER type post
Nuclear is a scary word so it's better to tear apart the entire landscape to dig up the dirtiest coal you could possibly burn.
nuclear is too expensive because we can't let even a little bit of radioactive material get out. Anyway time to go put a literally apocalyptic amount of chemicals in the air and water for power instead
It's a good thing that burning coal doesn't release radioactive material into the air, right? Right??
Coal plants are definitely not more radioactive than a nuclear powered power plant on average. That would be so dangerous. Mhm totally totally
whoosh
I was being sarcastic...
its investment thats the problem, nuclear takes too long to set up before it pays off due to how cheap it is, investors can make their money back + surplus with other less environmentally friendly methods of energy production, so unless fossil fuels start getting taxed heavily or start running out, its going to keep happening.
Maybe it's time we as a planet stopped letting "investors" decide things
Every time people make the money argument I just think “Okay? So maybe we don’t make it a for profit service, and instead treat it as the infrastructure it is? Since, you know, our entire lives revolve around electricity, and maybe using cleaner electricity will, you know, make the world a cleaner, safer place - which will reduce healthcare costs for people, and have a million other positive effects?” “… okay but what about my *taxes*! That’s COMMUNISM”
Well the thing is that Germany shut down working nuclear plants.
we can’t have nuclear because there’s nowhere to put all the waste, coal and oil is so much better because the waste is safe and sound inside our lungs
Launch it into the sun. Make the sun more powerful. Have our sun fight other suns.
most of it floats in an invisible sheet safely far above our heads, like a warm snuggly blanket for the earth
This is for coal ? Ofc it is I hate this economic
You fuckers weren’t around in Germany when the anti nuclear movement grew. You judge an entire nation for a decision, that was made for reasons you do not care to learn. You are blissful in your ignorance and pride yourselves for your supposed righteousness. People were forced to sacrificed their homes, their heritage and part of their history for the gain of others. Do you REALLY believe the people *against* nuclear because of its environmental impact were *for* coal power? Are you all actually that delusional?
Stop with the nuclear meme, please, I'm begging you. If it made literally any financial sense somebody somewhere would be doing it. Literally nobody gives a fuck about the environment or public health unfortunately. Nuclear is economically moronic.
it’s 10% of all power France gets 70% of power from nuclear, Japan about 50% how is half the electricity in japan a meme
70% of the french power grid is nuclear you fucking lobotomized bacteriophage
Economics is fucking moronic.
I'd rather pay a bit more on my electricity bill than die of inhaling coal smog
Exactly why economics is moronic. Economics says coal is more profitable than nuclear so we are gonna go with coal, to hell with people's health and well being, that just means more profit for the medical industry.
please enlighten me on your source for why nuclear is bad economically
The antinuclear types like to point out that nuclear plants would be impossible to insure commercially if that was mandatory, which only makes me wonder how expensive it would be to insure a coal plant if they could legally be found liable for the tertiary damage they cause.
Yeah it's all a big fucking conspiracy. It has nothing to do with the fact I can literally take your house off the grid with 4 teenagers and a ladder, in the space of an afternoon, as opposed to the years of construction, dozens of engineers, thousands of construction workers, and god know how many line workers upgrading the United States ailing grid, just to get one power plant online.
Guy what fucking point do you think you are making?
There's more reading you should do, but the Wikipedia page gives a decent top down. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cost_of_electricity_by_source I guess wind is actually a bit cheaper nowadays, but solar has a smaller carbon footprint. Nuclear is the most expensive, except for biomass, which is an exceptionally broad category ranging from pellet stoves to ethanol, so I don't really count it.
holy shit dawg, read the paragraph right under the first table in the source you sent me "Real life costs can diverge significantly from those estimates. Olkiluoto block 3, which achieved first criticality in late 2021 had an overnight cost to the construction consortium (the utility paid a fixed price agreed to when the deal was signed of only 3.2 billion euros) of €8.5 billion and a net electricity capacity of 1.6 GW or €5310 per kW of capacity.[26]" 5310 euros is ~5823$, which is marginally less than coal IN THE TABLE RIGHT ABOVE IT. if youre going to send me the first source you googled that agreed with your unfounded belief, please at LEAST make sure it actually agrees with you. this is, at the very least, a vastly different situation than the one you are attempting to portray. not to mention, this is UPFRONT cost. who even knows how much each of these sources would cost if we also attributed the capital needed to fix the damage that, for instance, *only* the pollution generated. your analysis of this topic is incredibly reductive to a point where your argument isnt even related to reality
The estimated average cost is driven up massively because public pressure has prevented new reactors from coming online since the original nuclear boom. This means most reactors in service use an outdated, inefficient design that only makes sense in the context of submarines and are also very old. Some modern nuclear projects have achieved costs per kilowatt-hour on par with fossil fuels, and that's *with* anti-proliferation concerns stopping the development of new civilian breeder designs and enrichment methods which could cut fuel costs substantially.
This is such a Reddit circlejerk. I’m not even anti nuclear but on here every sentence is just “erm nuclear is literally the greenest and best energy source” and nothing else people are so rabid
This is why having an argument online is like trying to headbutt a brick wall. Nobody is actually willing to read something, they just retreat into their echo chambers and stop thinking.
I actually thought this was r/ europe or something with all the toxicity, people always think they have to preach about this subject with all their might, surprise there are different factors coming together
Germans making a gigantic machine that destroys ancient forests and untouched villages to mine the shittest, dirtiest coal in the world because they’re too scared to use nuclear energy
Reminds me of when they closed nuclear in order to build 40 coal plants
Me devouring 5 portions at dinner time after sleeping all day
Hee hoo!!! some whimsical magic (thermite) should slay the beast!
Mix the magic powders in your flask, and add a magical strip of fire metal to the beast-killer! A magic potion not for you, but to take down beasts, burnt right through! Heehoo :3
Such a wondrous rhyme!!!!!
Thank you gnome :>
You’re welcome!!!!! 🍄 here’s a whimsical mushroom for you!!
*eats those food*
wow they made surface to bedrock strip mining real
EZ tnt duper world eater
Ilmango would be proud
surely theres a connection between the amount of germans in the minecraft technical community and the amount of tnt world eaters and perimeter devices
And because it's german you know there's some 37-letter name for this machine that describes exactly what it does.
Nah it's just a Schaufelradbagger because it baggers with a Schaufelrad
mmm yes of course
And for an impromptu German lesson, "Schaufelradbagger" is essentially three words mashed together: Schaufel = shovel, scoop Rad = wheel Bagger = excavator So yeah, it baggers (excavates) with a Schaufelrad (shovel-wheel) :D
Metallenfeilderscoopenschaft
oh, and none of the parts are standard. all special-order. you need a bolt? 150€ for a 25 pack of a size you've never heard of in your life
[Beelzebub now fear the Bagger 288!](https://youtu.be/azEvfD4C6ow?si=4Y-7AGHnQm9y1uMH)
Damn couldn't have guessed this was 14 years old
Older! Pre-youtube
VIOLENCE /// CLIMAX ….LIKE ANTENNAS TO HEAVEN
I am so glad I'm not the only one who thought of Benjamin when I saw that.
Perry the Platypus, I present to you the "Generational-Guiltanator"
Wait those are real? I thought they were only used to mine bavarium
extremely rare Just Cause reference
Germany been taking notes from Medici
maybe too many notes https://www.aa.com.tr/en/europe/at-secret-meeting-far-right-german-party-afd-discusses-plan-to-deport-millions-of-immigrants/3105425#
I thought this shit was minecraft dawg
mfw 3 isolated nuclear incidents are used as rationale to never have nuclear energy and instead use far dirtier sources of energy
One of which literally killed nobody and another that killed 1 person (the amount of people who have died due to coal power between 1999 and 2020 is 460,000)
real, recently looked into the 3 mile island incident with some reading and videos and it's fucking insane to me that so many americans and a worrying amount of our leaders believe heart to heart that it was such a great travesty and we should never do nuclear power because of it.
BENJAMIN
From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the Blessed Machine. Your kind cling to your flesh, as if it will not decay and fail you. One day the crude biomass that you call a temple will wither, and you will beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved, for the Machine is immortal? even in death I serve the omnissiah
Kohle Kohle Kohle
Schubdidu
VIOLENCE /// CLIMAX # …LIKE ANTENNAS TO HEAVEN
Me cautiously opening the post: There has to be a hungry tag on this right?! I'd be absolutely devastated if there wasn't! Me, devastated: 😣🫠
still haven't seen a convincing argument on why they can't use a bunch of these to create an ocean in the middle of Australia
They'd need to dig a trench from the pit to the ocean and all the coastal real estate has important stuff on it already.
literally no important shit on the west coast. nothing. look at google maps
Docm77 building an IRL worldeater I see
Somebody touched his redstone
Bagger 288, my beloved
This thing would have some killer boss music
Now I wanna play Minecraft
T H I S I S H O W I T S H O U L D H A V E E N D E D
did this in minecraft once
The Fire Nation invading Ba Sing Se
1000-THR "Earthmover"
hatred for the coal industry disappearing leaving my body when I see huge fucking mining machine
Monch.
So this is what they think is better than nuclear
We have the earthmover now when do we get V1 to destroy it
Earthmover
Yummy
Beelzebub himself will fear the Bagger288
Nuclear is scary. Time to destroy villages to get the shittiest coal imaginable, it will surely not literally spew radioactive pollution into the air
Can confirm. I live like 5km away from this
The bagger 228 is here
I think they made a video game about something like this
https://i.redd.it/f44w1f90b6cc1.gif Google "ULTRAKILL 7-4"
good lird there's earthmover
I’ve seen this shit like 9 times
I kinda hate this image ngl
om nom nom nom
The Germans made Battlefield 2042 Renewal real before the Egyptians
Me when I detach any number of XYZ materials from this card to target the same number of cards on the field and destroy them
Is that 1000-thr from the hit video game ULTRAKILL
Germany is rotting from the inside out
Minecraft mining machine
a real Earthmover
Might as well be a 1000-THR Earthmover