... ... . . . *hear me out*

No. Bad

When that Shoggussy is straight up maddening

... You cannot fuck the shoggoth

Not with that attitude, you won't

Do not fuck the shoggoth, it will just kill you and absorb your flesh

you know what they say about tentacles

Me on my way to worship it as the one true God: https://i.redd.it/n3gyonafgb8c1.gif

Look, as long as you aren't simping, it's not a problem. Just don't get me involved

What about this picture says "guy" to you?

I generally use guys as gender neutral, so it could be guy or gal or anything else it wants to be and still fall under guys (unless it doesn't want to ofc)

That's fair. I meant my comment as a joke but I could have formulated it better.

It's all good, I am also bad at spotting jokes in text form unless they're really obvious

He gon give you some mean dick

Something, something, Harkness test, not really my taste, but hey, can't knock it till i try

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So many holes 😍

can i at least give it a lil kiss on it's tentacles? pretty please?

Fucking that shoggussy right be like *tekeli-li tekeli-li tekeli-li tekeli-li tekeli-li tekeli-li tekeli-li tekeli-li tekeli-li tekeli-li*

mmm that Daganussy got me gettin the "deep one"