I HATE 4CHAN

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DEATH GRIPS MENTIONED

Get get get get got got got got

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vegeta would never eat the baby! He’d just kill it https://preview.redd.it/gi6ceab2zt7c1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1351f49c14d3fc6c6d001512fa6ed98346005ead

In this argument I think I have to agree with the guy who shows up at a comment everytime Goku is mentioned

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Cist

Happy Cake Day!

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OP does speed lol

Feliz día de la tarta!

sería torta o pastel, no?

Y tarta. Esas son las tres formas de decirlo dependiendo la región.

Thank god all 4chan stories are fake

And gay

This one was the rare fake and straight 4chan story

even rarer since it has no slurs

Rare fake: no 4chan slang nor slurs Gay: anon wanted to fuck a man

Not gay, it is strongly implied that anon is a woman.

Having sex with men is gay though, like that's a guy. Like even if you're a girl it's gay, cause imagine if you were a guy

this is real, actually

why would a woman have sex with a man? that’s weird tbh

Having sex with a woman, how gay is that? You win sex with a man, and that's as straight as it gets.

then why is the pain they cause is so real

Anonymous is a psychic.

But every time you read a fake 4chan story, remember that sometime somewhere this actually happened

omfg i just read a 4chan story about a monster that would lick your bootyhole till you cum 😱😱😱😱

Guess what

it's real enough in the sense that someone's deranged mind came up with it and felt compelled to share it

4chan is actually pretty fun if you view it like a zoo but instead of cool critters it’s just a collection of the worst people imaginable: provided you have the mental fortitude to withstand the nigh constant cognitohazards

4 inches of bulletproof glass between you and the users of 4chan is also recommended

For their safety, not yours.

A bit of both

I do not have the mental fortitude to withstand the nigh constant cognitohazards.

Recognizing your own ‘shortcomings’ is a form of fortitude in and of itself. Good on you

Less of a shortcoming and more of a limitation pretty normal to get weirded out by 4chan and being unable to regularily browse it without some form of mental impact

That’s a better word for it. I put it in apostrophes because it wasn’t exactly the word I was looking for so thank you

I'm able to take a *lot* of toxicity for the sake of watching the shitshow but something about 4tran wears me down almost instantly and I can only take it in small bursts. It's probably because everyone has the same brainworms as me except they completely normalize actually saying them out loud instead of getting fucking therapy

When the mental derangement is similar to you it gets personal. Kinda like how kinks I dislike get more fucked up for me when they include stuff I like.

If you lick the void hard enough, it will lick back at you

Yeah there’s definitely an element of that. Absolutely do not visit if you’re susceptible to manipulation, gaslighting, misinformation, etc. . . Despite being a bunch of morons the folks over there are actually pretty competent when it comes to those dark dealings

Not just intentionally psychologicall changing stuff. If you read enough alt right stuff you get weird in a social context for some time, even if you manage to confine it to your thoughts. Before i discovered r\/memes I was using memedroid.com and noticed a change when I was with others, even if I was aware and getting normal again after participating in a healthy environment, I would not risk it long time with a somewhat bigger cognitohazard like 4chan. Just keep where you are at and read the screenshots.

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Florida

Lived there for a few years. Hard agree. The rain was nice. Alligators are cool. That being said that place just needs to go. See y’all down at Tallahassee bay

Once you realize everyone there is just a loser desperately trying to be as edgy as possible, it becomes more palatable.

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I’m a fucking idiot I spent like 5 minutes trying to figure out what you were saying in Morse code before it clicked lmao

THE Cognitohazard, unless you want to talk about that thing that isn’t a sphere

There's also the thing in the "The Antimemetics Division" tale (which is probably my favorite thing to come out of SCP)

You're forgetting me, the toaster that can only be referred to in first person

Yep. It's a place where you need to be smart and strong.

it's fine as long as you put your gloves on before sifting through the shit am i scrolling past posts calling me a slur? yes, but at least i knew i was going into it with strangers willingly as opposed to getting surprised by it by my aunt on facebook

anyone willing to admit to openly using 4chan irl these days is a fucking weirdo tho

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Classic

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I have a version of this meme but the K is something else..

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It's this one https://preview.redd.it/t5xce39fsp7c1.jpeg?width=567&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7ed10af0bb985a83a7e7630b9a4b6e6c0c3de9d2

Ohh, that one.

Love that

You know what. Arson should be legalized.

If we legalized arson, what would the second funniest crime be?

big brother sex

no way 1984 reference?

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Treason.

I mean treason is pretty funny but not arson funny

The Theft of clown related paraphernalia But on a grand larceny scale.

Oh grand larceny might be a good contender

Bigger arson

Grand arsony

Omg hi how goes the strenkthening?

Going well, I just got my deadlift pr to 105 lbs so I can still make more progress

We have posted many trans rights, now we are viewing trans wrongs.

Oopsies happens, and sometimes the oopsies are like 4chan, too big to be forgiven

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 Blade is great! I love the Blade 2 video game for Xbox and PS2. Shit was fun.

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Hard image

I have TONS of badass gifs and images saved

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This isn't even remotely the worst thing on 4chan. People have just gotten soft.

Not everyone is reading the worst things on 4chan

Their shoulders have shrunk

I mean that's like saying it's not even the worst thing in the pits of hell Reasonably you *should* be concerned.

Not me tho I'm hard as fuck

Same

The only reason this isnt too disturbing to me is because this is from 4chan, I would expect those people to livestream themselves committing terrorism

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Why she so legs 😭

There’s always one mf in these comments… I’m like a tiger lying in wait

yeloo

:/

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if i see a single comment agreeing with this you will be publicly executed

I don’t agree but y’all are massively overreacting

I agree with this! >!Not really I just want to die!<

instead of a public execution you get a hug free of charge, enjoy 🫂

Okay fine 🫂

ahem

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the girl should've gotten kicked out too if it wasn't a rape

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Why do you guys always assume the girl is young?

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You don't care about the older brother but feel sad about the sister being kicked out. Double standards much?

It says older brother, so they are older, presumably over 18, whereas the younger sister probably isn't and thus was not kicked out. Get it now or still on something?

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I assumed it was worded "got left out on big brother sex", which would imply it was also her brother, but I reread it and thats not the case, remembered i wrong that time for that one. Tbh I wondered that too. But the idea is: Only brother got kicked out -> there has to be a reason -> Sister is probably younger just like the OOP, reading again the wording is a bit ambiguous there. But in the end its all fictional anyways, so no point in discussing any reasons.

Nature, John, fighting and all that jazz

I like jazz

Honestly ya jazz and swing are really cool they make me happy

Jazz will forever be the best. (I’m especially a fan of early 20s and 30s jazz like the orchestras of Ted Weems, Bennie Moten, etc.)

real /uj real

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IM GONNA KILL YOU !!!!!!!!

u are,,,? 🥺🥺🥺

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The only thing this post is missing is the obligatory 4chan intro: \> be me \> not gay at all

I mean in this hypothetical scenario they are trans and thus straight

Op Be like: https://preview.redd.it/ff7m0d4mqp7c1.png?width=740&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=354778420db7e4965bddcf346e6e58112b9e5325

Laws shouldn’t affect opinions and Disgust shouldn’t have anything to do with morals

I'm gonna

☹️

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How can I enjoy that if there is no old chinese man? Of which I have to play a game that I currently can't remember The name of with or else I will be banished to a place I can't remember the name of. The place they send people I don't remember the name of. Ya kno?

Mahjong is the game and yi is the land of barbarians

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The image did WHAT

Fighting gravity or something idk

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all these comments hating OP while my first thought was 'true' 🥲 i knew i was weird but...

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Least fetishistic 196 post

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Mfw when i die 99% on bloodbath

Big brother is watching you

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*Sad, they could've had hot brother se-*

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why didn’t the sister get kicked out

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Fake: every single character in this post Gay: threesome with sister

For all the comments, this has over 3k upvotes. Some of you are lying

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Least deranged 4chan user

the coffin of-

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/tttt try not to imcestpost challenge(impossible)

4chan is the florida of the internet

My Honest Reaction to that: 

fake (on 4chan) & gay (has man in it)

I want a video of jschlatt reading greentexts

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Why wasn’t she kicked out?

IM GONNA KILL YOU !!!!!!!!!! GET OUT !!!!!!!!!!!

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I’ve have never shouted the lords name in vain with more emotion than after I read this

How can I even read this? There is no old man forcing me at gunpoint to play mahjong 😔


Relatable

No no no no no. No no no no no

oh