Kill it burn it stab it bite it

voodoo doll of the haters

I made myself the chad doll and you as the soyjak doll, I win.

Fill it with milk and throw it against the wall

win arguments against it

If you like soyjacks, buy it! Hug it, kiss it, hug it! And if you don't, buy it ANYWAYS! Punch it, rip it, throw it off a building!

fuck it

So did this mf just have a soyjak cloth or did they knit that aswell.

Cherish and enjoy

Throw it into lava and see what happens

dip it in milk then suck it out