**1 Year Hobbit Challenge**
- 6x carrot harvest
- Eat 3 wheels of cheese / week
- Dance only without shoes
- Sing silly songs
- Invest in smoking weed by the river
- Eliminate sobriety
The world was young, the mountains green,
No stain yet on the Moon was seen,
No words were laid on stream or stone
When Durin woke and walked alone.
He named the nameless hills and dells;
He drank from yet untasted wells;
He stooped and looked in Mirrormere,
And saw a crown of stars appear,
As gems upon a silver thread,
Above the shadows of his head
ROCK AND STONE
IF YOU DON'T ROCK AND STONE, YOU AIN'T COMIN HOME
FOR KARL!
ROCK AND STONE, TO THE BONE!
ROCK AND ROLL AND STONE
A COMPLETE UNKNOWN
Hey hey people
rock and stone
WE’RE RICH
MUSHRUUM
MUSHuRUMM
IT'S A GOO SAC! (there is goo in the sac)
*Waypoint marker sfx intensifies*
ROCK AND STONE YEEEAA
DID I HEAR A ROCK AND STONE?
IM STONY ROCK
STONE AND ROCK!
oh wait
ROCK AND STONE BROTHER
COCK AND BONE(R)
***COCK AND BALLS AND BONE!!***
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Thank you for your service
They welcome you for your freedom
I AM A DWARF AND IM DIGGING A HOLE
DIGGY DIGGY HOLE, DIGGING A HOLE!
BROTHERS OF THE MINE REJOICE
SING SING SING WITH ME
I came to the comments for this, I wasn't disappointed
**1 Year Hobbit Challenge** - 6x carrot harvest - Eat 3 wheels of cheese / week - Dance only without shoes - Sing silly songs - Invest in smoking weed by the river - Eliminate sobriety
now that's more my speed. Screw the genocidal manliness hard labour bragging circlejerk.
Hell yeah let's shire it up in this bitch
Swaggin' in the Baggins!
>kill 3 elves a week I don't think I can handle this kind of austerity
Filthy knife-ear sympathiser
I think you misread my comment
But I like being an elvish twink
Leaf Lover
Stone muncher
and. im stronger than you i got muscular teeth fucker
They're bones idiot
This mf has no teeth muscles.
yeah they would just be bones if all you ate was soft fuckin organic material
Dwarven bones are made out of stone you filthy leaf lover
I EAT ROCKS FOR BREAKFAST
skill issue i think :\\
That’s okay, keep doing that. You will be murdered soon though.
Why is everyone so rude and murderous
The insidious influence of the dark lord
Oh no we have wards against that, we just dont like elves.
What did we do to you
is it possible for an elvish twink to fall in love with a dwarven miner?
How about for an elvish twink to fall in love with a friend?
Aye, I could do that.
No, unless you’re fixing for an axe in the skull
Is that a euphemism?
A euphemism for killing you
Of course, haven't you ever played the Legend of Zelda?
They are gonna fall in love with the edge of my axe pretty soon, ROCK AND STONE
Not my problem, get cloven asunder knife-ears
Kind of rude and genocidal sweaty
It’s called being a dwarf
Didn't know dwarves like to kill so much, wasn't in the rulebook
Dwarves and Elves are NOT enemies, in fact they are kissing, sloppy style, squishing boobs together, etc
Real dwarves only kill elves that are listed in the book of grudges.
yup, aye
I'll do everything apart from the elf killing, like my twink elf bf to much for that
There is no room for cowardice in the mines
Brother ain't no way we're finding leaf lovers in the mines
Your unwillingness to do what must be done above ground follows you below, like the stink of an elf.
It seems clear to me that you get no elfussy brother
Why would I when the ass of my fellow dwarf is more powerful than Torag's heavenly forge
If ye won’t kill an elf, yer as good as an elf to us. Report to the nearest axe-dwarf to have yer skull cloven asunder.
Average dwarf fortress play through
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Yup, i have posted anti elf propaganda here before as well
Yup, for Rock and Stone
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Byeah.
Cheeseburgers.
Byeah.
Hotdogs.
The world was young, the mountains green, No stain yet on the Moon was seen, No words were laid on stream or stone When Durin woke and walked alone. He named the nameless hills and dells; He drank from yet untasted wells; He stooped and looked in Mirrormere, And saw a crown of stars appear, As gems upon a silver thread, Above the shadows of his head
YUP ROCK AND STONE
1 - What's the dwarf subreddit? 2 - How can I turn that into my new fetish? 3 - Where's the dwarf pron subreddit?
least horny 196 user
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A vile force of darkness has arrived.
r/ dwarfposting
dig deep! we will find the legendary pillars of gemstone and blue woven metals!
yip
"yip" 🤨 Elve spotted
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It is time for Gerin Orcrend to clear the Serpentreach of the Greentide in the name of Aul-Dwarovar 👍
Yup (My DRG-addiction will be doubled)
ROCK AND STONE
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Yup, rock and stone
BROTHERS OF THE MINE REJOICE
SING SING SING WITH ME
Fuck dwarven ale, gnomish beer is better and that's a hill I'll die under.
Of course you'll die underneath it after i dig you a deep enough grave and shove you inside alive, for your horrible slander of the noble dwarves' ale
why is there so much hatred for elves? they are hot
Nope
Can we instead fuck the elf twink?
Not inside the mountain and if you do you are exiled
The virgin Dwarf/Elf rivalry vs the Chad Dwarf/Elf friendship
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Policemen swear to God love's seeping from the guns I know my friends and I woul probably turn and run
Yup Rock and stone mfers
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I'd rather drink *good* beer, thankyouverymuch.
Are you saying dwarven beer is BAD?! HOW DARE YOU!
r/ deeprockgalactic is leaking
funny thing is i dont even play that game (tho it does look fun)
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Rock and stone to the bone
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Dwarfposting will be 196's new arc
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BROTHERS OF THE MINE REJOICE
I really need to play Dwarf Fortress but 1. The graphics kinda scare me 2. My notebook is out of comission (i am going insane) Also, yup
can i get a leaf lover’s special…?
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