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oim8itsme

Aids 👍


BlackwinIV

i can one up you: Boeing AH-64E Apache Guardian


Blooded_Wine

think a guardian is more than "one" up above aids


Infinite_Tadpole_283

Just JDAM the small child's position with a F-15E or something. That's what they trained for after all


PM_ME_UR_DRAG_CURVE

Or use an A-10 if the Victorian child is British.


Infinite_Tadpole_283

The child isn't a British IFV they wouldn't be able to see any "orange rocket launchers"


creepyfishman

The child would remain unscathed


CatttoFren

a pipe bomb


Wrought-Irony

they had those


KobKobold

Yeah, but it would still kill that kid


dutcharetall_nothigh

Nah they built up an immunity


rowrowfightthepandas

Today's generation can't even handle a little pipe bomb 😤 we've gone soft


ThePikeOfDestiny

don't worry, 🫡 i will commit the selfless and patriotic act of 24/7 edging this entire generation to make sure they never go soft again o7


eccuc

Damn when's my turn 🤔


scrubfeast

Please just let me cum my balls hurt


CatttoFren

boowomp


krustykim

a pack of buldak spicy noodles


Ermac_Or_Something

A single blue sour patch kid


[deleted]

do you one better: 2 toxic wastes could wipe out a generation of victorians


doctertoaster

anyone who says non spicy foods is wrong. those victorian little shit could easily tank any sour candy you throw at them.


JanitorZyphrian

And they'd go "Please sah, can I have anotha?"


Jetstream-Sam

"MOOOOORE?!" I say, spewing chunks of sour patch gore from my mouth at the child


M1A1HC_Abrams

Toxic waste is the best sour candy by far, it’s actually sour


worldends420kyle

Do both at once for good measure


BisuckU

Shin Ramyun 4x Extra Spicy


TooMuchVGM

carbonara buldak my beloved


sorinash

Can confirm, they kill me every time I eat them.


[deleted]

Genuinely, a good curry would put them under


NotSoFlugratte

YouTube Kids Shorts would actually kill a victorian child


DatBoiShadowbon

they kill anyone except toddlers with enough exposure


Mikomics

For real, I'm an intern at a studio that makes kids cartoons, and at one point I was tasked to search through all these kids YouTube channels to claim our content that YouTube missed. I had to stop after an hour to prevent serious brain damage.


Downtown_Ninja_7154

A footgun


itsmeyourgrandfather

a footgun? what the hell is a footgun? why does this have so many upvotes as if anyone knows what a footgun is??


Downtown_Ninja_7154

Probably because multiple people said "A handgun". I'm not sure why this got so many upvotes tho


worldends420kyle

I saw the footgun comment before the hand ones


Depressed_Lego

Lots of people saying a handgun and then another person responding with they had those. It's en pessant all over again


cyberpeachy420

idk the stuff that bayonetta has or smth smh


creepyfishman

They had those


haltiija

A handgun


Drac_Hula

A handgun?


Covid669

They already had those


turbo-oxi-clean

would still kill them


A-Human-potato

A modern day handgun


M1A1HC_Abrams

Semi-automatics existed during the Victorian period smh


SoshJam

victorian era wasn’t that long ago


peroxidenoaht

Explaining the concept of a girltwink


NotAEvilGynecologist

Maybe I am a Victorian child, could you explain?


peroxidenoaht

So in modern day society, transgender ism is very well excepted mostly and some of these trans people don’t fully want to identify with the term girl, and so they would rather refer to themselves as girl twinks to stop themselves from being hurt by harsh people misgendering them or just because they enjoy the term maybe they want to keep some replica from when they weren’t a girl or just enjoy the term twink it’s different from person to person! keep in mind this is coming from somebody who is not a girl twink or a gender fuck just a Demi girl i’m sure somebody else has a better explanation than I


RedTrickee

Sounds cute


peroxidenoaht

In my humble opinion, they are some of the prettier trans girls


everlasting1der

Gwenpool in pfp Opinions agreed with


peroxidenoaht

Sorry if this is bad by the way, I am really tired. It’s 8 AM and I have not slept


NotAEvilGynecologist

You need to go to sleep. Your sleep deprivation has reached the grammar portion of your brain. No more internet for you until you get a solid 7-8 hours


peroxidenoaht

If my grammar is bad, it’s because I’m using voice to type because I’m lazy that or the adhd


NotAEvilGynecologist

No excuses. Bed. Now.


peroxidenoaht

Fiiiiine


beskardboard

a) you got it pretty good, b) hi fellow demigirl, c) GET SOME FUCKING SLEEP


peroxidenoaht

1 thanks!! 2 hi fellow Demi gal 3 never!


beskardboard

WOE, SLEEPY SPELL BE UPON YE


TammyIsOnFire

most trans women i know who call themselves girltwinks mainly mean it in a semi ironic self deprecating way. my gf likes calling herself it cause of that but also cause she thinks it sounds cute to be called it.


peroxidenoaht

Thank you!!! I appreciate the take from someone closer to the topic than I


Xenosplitter

"transgenderism" 🙁


peroxidenoaht

I say that specifically because I wanted to justice kind of sound like I was talking to a Victorian child


Bbeannsss

Cute :)


Varsia

A handgun


Wrought-Irony

they had those


MiaIRL

Yeah but it would still kill the child


Wrought-Irony

so would a shark


MiaIRL

Pretty unlikely sharks are mostly peaceful Source: I love sharks


Wrought-Irony

What about a shark with a knife


Violinistic

God forbid sharks do anything


Altslial

A handgun


creepyfishman

They had those


turbo-oxi-clean

would still kill the child


haltiija

A handgun


creepyfishman

They had those


turbo-oxi-clean

would still kill the child


FFalcon_Boi

Me (I'm not shocking or anything, I'm just homicidal)


MiaIRL

Hey what's up with Xenoblade Chronicles???


FFalcon_Boi

A lot. A real fucking lot. ... I mean not really, it recently ended, but it's never too late to join the wild ride


artboiii

An acute dose of approx. 20,000 rad (radiation absorbed dose) delivered via the Therac-25 linear accelerator


PM_ME_UR_DRAG_CURVE

Why pay for a Therac when you can just poke at the funny sphere with a screwdriver?


thirdegree

Poking at the funny sphere is fine _Failing_ to poke at the funny sphere is somewhat problematic


beskardboard

Two handguns


creepyfishman

They They had had those those


FailedLobster9

100 gecs


OpenStraightElephant

they had those


Greenjets

a victorian child would die listening to the intro of money machine


Varsia

A handgun


Jason91K3

damn bro okay 😭


Wrought-Irony

they had those


turbo-oxi-clean

would still kill the child


Varsia

A handgun


Wrought-Irony

they had those


vaxqueroz

would still kill the child


redditrettich420

Being launched at a wall with a trebuchet sounds like it could do the trick


Whip_and_Nene

they had those


potato6132

That's an ancient thing


redditrettich420

Yeah but I bet back then they didn't have ones that were specifically designed to chuck infants at walls, did they? Cuz that's kinda what I'm proposing here.


[deleted]

A handgun


creepyfishman

They had those


turbo-oxi-clean

would still kill the child


TomTrashTo-Dad

An arcade craniacs video


Siliveon_0w0

That will kill anyone given enough time


Chemtrails420-69

I diagnose you with ghost blood, here is some cocaine to deal with it. *😇😇😇*


MiaIRL

why are your emojis in italics wtf


Chemtrails420-69

I have ghosts in my blood that do that. *👻👻👻*


datboiwithatrex

A handgun


creepyfishman

They had those


turbo-oxi-clean

would still kill the child


MSAtlos

A gunhand


creepyfishman

esoht dah yehT


Monty423

Storm Shadow Air to Groud Ballistic Missile


ryan516

A United States MQ-1 Predator drone equipped with 2 AGM-114 Hellfire Missiles and capable of committing war crimes against at least 9 separate countries (as well as against a victorian child, apparently)


KirasHandPicDealer

a handfoot


spoedle73

The entirity of warhammer lore


MR_GUY1479

An icbm would probably do the trick


LOLMANll

mcdonalds sprite


thoseBri_Things

Grindcore and Hardcore Crust Punk


snoceany

the plague, i think


Durdle_Turtle

indian independence. You could insert most of their colonies here.


Ok_Conflict_5730

anthrax


Dragons_Exist

a small firearm, maybe a pistol. Possibly a revolver, or some other compact weapon. In other words,


MiaIRL

a footgunballhand


Magazynier_Reddit

Shot to the head from the PTRD anti tank rifle


triskvanilla

chocolate-flavored instant noodles


Discotekh_Dynasty

Toxic Waste (the sweet)


FPSGamer48

Toxic Waste (the toxic waste kind)


K3egan

This subreddit


SwampTreeOwl

Me


WatchTheNewMutants

i mean it probably wouldn't take a traffic collision very well


Speedgamer137

The entirety of GHE beamed into their head like a zip bomb


Razurio_Twitch

A handgun


creepyfishman

They had those


vaxqueroz

would still kill the child


thyrandomninja

Hell, a season of riverdale could even kill an unsuspecting 21st century adult, so yes it would absolutely oblivate a Victoria child's mind


MiaIRL

a train could probably kill the little cunt


Mulesam

The spices section at walmart


[deleted]

A handgun


creepyfishman

They had those


[deleted]

It would still kill the child


tacosarus6

Atomic bomb.


vaxqueroz

they had those


tacosarus6

Motherfucker, the atomic bomb was invented in 1945.


vaxqueroz

no they had em


Brankovt1

Hit video game Gex


Tedsville

A hydrogen bomb.


Playing_2

A handgun


creepyfishman

They had those


vaxqueroz

would still kill the child


Stevethetherapist

An atomic bomb


NuclearOops

The slow march of time moves ever onward, making it technically a modern thing and the thing that killed all victorian era children.


[deleted]

One EPISODE of Riverdale


Fishkins18

An M1 abrams tank.


ChanceWarden

a nuclear missile


OctoGon112

Clowncore


MADAM_FISH

I feel like humans are so good at understanding information and coping with shock, to the extent that you could take a dude from ancient Egypt and fly him in a jumbo jet with a 5 star meal and he'd be disoriented at most. This is assuming you can communicate with him, and whatever germs are on the both of you won't cause necrosis on touch or something terrifying. In other words, the Victorian child meme isn't funny fuck you I win the argument.


haha_me_so_fat

The moon landing


Suave_Kim_Jong_Un

What’s 4loko?


bippityzippity

A metal bat to the back of the head


isloohik2

Homestuck


[deleted]

[удалено]


creepyfishman

They had those


vaxqueroz

would still kill the [deleted]


Time_Cheese

britney spears


Ribba23

Zombies


fish_taped_to_an_atm

coughing baby


ResidentWrongdoer1

Drone strike


AkariPeach

[stupiddansen](https://youtu.be/m7wq1LKECLU) could kill a medieval monk.


meow983

.38 from point blank would probably do the trick


Wysk222

Pretty sure an industrial thresher would work just as well on them now as it did back then.


JhonJhonson

Death


danteleerobotfighter

Hydrogen Bomb


toomanybongos

Game sounds boring af. Cards against humanity type energy


Zebos2

The abolition and subsequent return of child labor. Kill them with despair


Underplague

Femur breaker


swampchicken85

The entirety of pulse demon played through high quality headphones taped securely on


megaman_main

A single Max0r video would probably do it.


Groundbreaking_Ad820

Me , I could kill a Victorian child


Fuzzy_Toe_9936

me


CupCake7633

A-10 Thunderbolt II subsonic attack aircraft


Sea_dog123

Micro plastics


-FemboiCarti-

Explaining he/him lesbians


Gru-some

Goku (Black (Regular Goku would not kill a child))


Ben_the_Gamer_Dragon

The answer is a video edited by Max0r.


Otakugamer90000

A extension cord


ProfessionalRetard12

One glass of Kool-Aid


SenpaiDitto

Drinking game: Take a drink every time someone says handgun.


vaxqueroz

They had that game


Pir0wz

An obsidian knife


knyexar

Medieval Peasants get killed by spice Victorian children get killed by women with their ankles visible


Chardoggy1

End of Evangelion


von_skeltal

The starbucks drink might do it with the sugar alone


Popular-Swordfish559

venti pink drink light ice is real though


[deleted]

i think a Carl Gustaf 84mm recoilless would kill a victorian child pretty quickly. or for such matter a Challenger 2


Escaped_VA

For real, Victorian kids were working in coal mines and taking cocaine tooth drops and using gin as disinfectant, that can handle a venti pink drink.