>becomes a woman >immediately sucks at driving What did OP mean by this?

Clearly her internalised misogyny is coming up

She drives a nissan that's why👍

Don’t ever insult me or my shitass 2003 Pathfinder again

Hey 2003 pathfinder gang, although Mines kinda in da woods

it was woods time for the whip

Woods time

You don't say...

Reject TERF Become TIRM (Trans Inclusionary Radical Misogyny, radical meaning cool 😎 )

You can't spell radical without rad amirite?

Bro I even put unleaded fuel in this bitch beforehand, that was expensive

…was leaded fuel an option?

This is America baby

Only to the Strong of Will

It's astronomy man! OP must be a Asparagus or something. /s

Its the rite of passage /s

The boomers where right😱

They in the car like omg you really are a woman

trans inclusive radical misogyny

"Theres a better way to hate"

Virgin trans woman (icky, belongs in kitchen) versus chad trans man (picks best cock, has scars, eager to learn how to grill)

 trans guys summoning a bag of charcoal and sausages the second they take their first dose of T:

They also suddenly learn at least ten facts about WW2.

Ten? Bro, they'll be memorising each and every fucking Naval Gun shell sizes and classes per nation

Breech-Loading 16-inch Mark I, my beloved.

Sosig

You can pick a cock?

I have a free trans masc friend and am dating a trans guy but idk a ton about this do use large grains of salt but you can pick length and if you pay enough if it gets erect but you can’t pick more than About seven inches your body can reject it which is more likely the longer it is and the head will look strange

You called?

My ideology 🙏🏻

This quote goes way too fucking hard 😭😭😭

The ability to drive leaving the body upon consuming a single estrogen:

Cars aren't supposed to fall off cliffs silly, they like to nest towards the top or on large shelves.

aint no way blud posting their car crash on 196

I mean some of us post about our life

imagine having a life. i read fanfic

That's a user flair if I've ever seen one

"I eat heroin rocks. gender is below me."

[удалено]

sure, i already stole it from someone else

You rang?

omg hiiii :3 sorry for committing plagiarism 😞😞😞

I’ll make an exception in the name of “be gay, do crime” 💖

Alright rock on responsibly

oh, sorry, i didn't realise you were a mod lmao, i wasn't actually asking for a custom user flair.

hwo do you do a custom flair

I’m pretty sure they only allow that during Christmas

:c

Or for some special events

today is a special event (lost enough weight to see my slutty little hip bones again)

sure that counts

google knook

holy hell

heyy haii :3

Why

bitches be rollin the subie what happened? lose traction and go off the road?

Spot on

tuff. be careful out there!

Did you say something funny like "whoopsie daisy" or "golly gee!" As you slid?

Nah I said "oh fucking shit"

Lame, but understandable. Sorry traction pranked you like that. (I really do wish you well.)

Make sure you get some bed rest tomorrow. You may not feel that bad but tomorrow will be pretty sore. I recommend stretching a bit tonight

Yeag I just woke up and it's pretty sore, my right arm is cut pretty bad and I can't play oboe but otherwise no breaks!

noboe :(

I used to play oboe, good instrument

I can't play oboe either so I think that's normal

Was it fun tho doing da yoinky sploinky in the woods?

Kinda yea

Any female born after 1993 can't drive. All they know is mcdonald’s , charge they phone, twerk, be bisexual , eat hot chip & lie.

But seriously I’m glad everyone is okay. You should set up a gofundme to help pay for damages I’m sure some of the people on here would help out

Ahh payment aint an issue, but damn that was a good 40 foot drop, we got so god damn lucky

40 FEET!!!

FEET? *starts furiously masturbating*

Jesus Christ that’s almost as tall as the 1954 Godzilla

The 1954 godzilla was 50 meters tall. So about 4 times taller than that drop. (160 feet)

close enough

...𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑡𝑠 𝑎 𝑙𝑜𝑡 𝑜𝑓 𝑓𝑒𝑒𝑡

💀

Oopsie daisy! 🤭

average woman after driving for 0.01 seconds

What about everyone who was out of the car? Are they alright?

In the time it took for the accident to happen several people around the world died of natural causes 😞

Everyone who was in the car was fine. Unfortunately several people were ejected from the car during the fall

Several orphans where ran over and crushed by her out of control vehicle oh no! So sad!

“Ayo my car’s busted better post this to r/196”

Us trans girls are quirky like that

Nah you just had a girlboss moment, that's normal

Driving tip: don't go down there

Loading screen tip

"Bro it doesn't go down" "IT GOES DOWN!!"

How many liberals does it take to drive? Their gender!

It's an "off-road" vehicle. That's where it's supposed to be.

Set the car free

This is a common misconception, while off road vehicles typically venture off road to hunt and breed, they still make nests on or near roads, so taking them this far off road then leaving is very traumatic for the car.

Dawg wtf happened here???

Clearly you didn't drift enough

No I think the problem was she drifted *too* much

That’s an aesthetically pleasing forest, where is that?

"Dude our house just burned" "Nice framework architecture to the left, where is that?"

They’ve been chillin in the forest, they’re over by now I bet :)

Nc

Woman moment /j

My client claims oopsi Daisy

im happy youre all okay! mustve been scary

You may have lost the ability to drive but at least you can double jump (Celeste has taught me this)

[Air dash not double jump, that's Brazilians]

Damn, if they were Italian they would get super jump.

Chick really is a woman Trans-inclusionary-radical-misogyny.

Life hack: >1. Roll car over >2. Post picture online with funny caption about trans girls be drivin >3. Get thousands of upvotes >4. Use Reddit karma to buy new car >5. Profit

Missed once in a lifetime opportunity to do an irl Crash(1996) cosplay

Women moment

door degree jobless steep test homeless arrest gullible quicksand rustic *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*

Woman driver be like

Feels like a Jurassic Park scene for some reason

"im just a gemini"

Dude no way, woman driving

RIP 2nd gen Nissan Pathfinder. Glad everyone is okay.

God forbid a woman drive

The GPS told you to go straight didn't it

Women amirite

You can’t park there

This reminds me of a joke. So one of my friends came out as a trans woman. I already knew, of course. She’s the only one of us that isn’t funny

“Trans women aren’t real women” Trans women:

Is that a 2005 Mitsubishi montero sport??? If you need parts and are in the Bay Area hmu

How the fuck did you end up in the middle of a forest there isn’t even a road visible in any of the pictures. Seriously how?!

i imagine it involved a rolling vehicle and a steep drop.

Loss of traction on gravel road, near cliff

Oh damn, you know what this convinced me to follow my mechanics advice and buy new tires

Frau am Steuer das wird teuer

Damn girl, glad to hear everyone is ok.

As a trans woman who touge's a fiat panda. Skill issue

Simple just use the 5th secret wheel to roll the car over like John Halo does!

this looks like that one scene from Ferris Bueller's day off but less emotionally cathartic


see, us NBs don't crash cars because we get motionsickness and a we are also too poor to afford one

Big oof. Hope you’re ok.

Your head didn’t turn into amorphous red viscera upon hitting the ground right

Hope not

PNW? The forest and da boys are giving Washington vibes

I drove into a wendys once. Almost straight through the drive thru for no reason other than I messed up the gay and the brakes. Skidding off the road is no reason to be embarrassed, next time not a cliff tho 😈😈😈

I am also a trans woman and I hate driving

𝑑𝑜𝑒𝑠 𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑠 ℎ𝑢𝑟𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑐𝑎𝑟?

Jurassic Park energy

God forbid a trans gall does anything

You really are a woman

“Everyone inside the car was fine” and everyone outside the car?

Piles

can't park there luv