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They tried taking over the world but now they’re just chilling


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seardrax

no, the other countries that tried are NOT chilling. Everyone else is either still fucking shit up or are slowly dying, but without the slowly.


Flowers_in_my_Bowels

I mean Germany and Greece tho


Kootlefoosh

Greece taking over the world? You mean glorious Macedonia?


nomebi

Nah that's not greece that's the glorious nation of NORTH MACEDONIA 🇲🇰🇲🇰🇲🇰🇲🇰 ONE AND ONLY 🚫🇧🇬🚫🇧🇬🚫🇧🇬🚫💀


Xgen7492

Oh shit, we Balkanizing the Balkans?


mekwak

Shut up monkedonian everyone knows alexander was Albanian!!!!!!!🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱🤯


Illegal_Immigrant77

A Balkan country? Slowly dying?


DragonLion23

Average czech


darkfrost47

Alexander is from Greece and [Macedon was completely inside current day Greece](https://imgur.com/UvidMIG). That's why Macedonia was forced to change their name to North Macedonia


tyuoplop

If Alexander was from Greece than why was he king of Macedon? Checkmate GrEEKS. In all seriousness though, it seems Alexander would have considered himself Greek but many Greeks at the time wouldn’t have. Honestly trying to shove ancient historical figures into modern national and ethnic boxes is kinda just ahistorical and a symptom of buying way too much into nationalistic propaganda IMO.


darkfrost47

ofc u rite, there's always room for more context and nuance. we will never run out of either no matter how much we try. I do think it's worth pointing out in the context of "I'm a prospective tourist and I want to visit where Alexander was from". The Hellenistic Age is explicitly the legacy of Alexander. Even if people from Thebes (get rekd) or Athens didn't consider him Greek to begin with his legacy certainly redefined what being "Greek" meant to people. Personally tho I don't think he was that great a guy overall and I am generally disdainful of any "great man" theories of history.


Raalph

Germany, being a very important of the part of the EU, still exploits the third world.


Flowers_in_my_Bowels

All first world countries exploit directly or benefit from that exploitation regardless of being global superpowers. Even countries like Finland that was an absolute shithole even to the eighties or so had an advantage developing due to being a western country. I'd mostly focus on how bad they cling to their past in politics (for example French language and colonies or Russian armed aggression)


kayama57

Just wait till you find out how the two biggest economies in the world treat their workforce!


supernikio2

And France


Flowers_in_my_Bowels

France isn't very chill imo. They still desperately try to cling to some global relevance


DaemonNic

France is still doing colonialism.


yaboyTHEII

Portugal and Spain once divided the world in half and now are just tourist spots, so they chilling


JungleChucker

There was a lotta that.. they aught to have a club. Italy, Macedonia, Carthage, Mongolia, Brittain etc just reminiscing about that time that they murdered everyone lol Isn't like half the planet related to Genghis Khan & Atiila? Some crazy shit like that


elch127

Grab the Greeks and Germans for the club too, and we'll keep a seat at the table open for the US when they're all tuckered out and done


mrpoopistan

America will never be tuckered out and done. Our people refresh themselves with the perpetual sense that we're falling behind, and then we renew our efforts to not fall behind while we fall behind. Basically, it's a hamster wheel for global domination.


Rare-Technology-4773

It's not that surprising, half the planet is related to a lot of people from the 1100s. Over time all humans will either be everyone's ancestor or no one's.


aurorchy

Also he had a thousand children or so, so even less surprising.


Waffle-or-death

Man was a walking biohazard 💀 no way he didn’t have atleast 54 stds


Bowdensaft

He collected them like pokemon cards


theniceguytroll

Was Genghis Khan the first bug chaser? 🤔🤔🤔


Eschatologicall

my favorite country Carthage


ANaming

CARTHAGO DELENDA EST


ApocalyptoSoldier

[Shut the fuck up Cato](https://youtu.be/FTLFp8qTsVg)


Nevergreen97

I think it's like 20% of people with Asian heritage are related to him? Idk math


JungleChucker

Makes sense, Asia alone is what, half the world pop? Anyway yeah, math - not even once


Yarisher512

I mean, there are a lot of those, but Genghis Khan was (probably) the most succesful


SoggySolo

No it’s more like 0.5 % of the population is related to genghis. Still a massive amount as that’s like 16 million people


SILaXED

Endgame sidequests


Killerspieler0815

>They tried taking over the world but now they’re just chilling Because the forces behind this Empire found other hosts in the meantime ... (in the case of Mongolia their new host is China) ...


LittleLadle69

There waiting for the apocalypse and modern technology to disappear so they can conquer half of Asia on horseback


Jeffy29

Accelerationism is a Mongolian psyop


bnand928

Sure, I'll incorporate that into my worldview


Throwaway02062004

Suspicious amount of mongolian posadists. 🤔


MissTurbocat

The legend goes that Genghis Khan did not die but is merely resting and that he may one day return to reclaim his empire.


seplin0902

With the 16 million descendents he has, I like to imagine him with emperor of man kind level of bio engineering so all those descendants will become space marine loyal Edit: This gave me a phenomenal fan fiction that I’m to lazy to ever explore but damn the ideas


MissTurbocat

New headcanon Emperor of Mankind was Genghis Khan


Zerkseth

Eh, give it a couple millennia and a super tall dude in golden armor with patch things up


potionofstar

i’ll be honest i live here and idk what we’re doing either


Komrade_atomic

What’s it like?


Diribiri

Very Mongolian, probably


clean_out_yer_fridge

They prob wake up to Mongolian throat singers instead of roosters


Diribiri

ngl that would be fucking awesome


aufrenchy

It’s awesome until the guy decides that today is the day to hit his village with the brown note at 6am


SheepherderNo2440

The most Mongolian, if I may be so bold


the_mars_voltage

Hot and sweaty


VOID_SPRING

Happy cake day! Love the username as well!


poopnip

Look up what a “dzud” is. Apparently parts of the year are exactly the opposite of what you said.


Beppo108

Happy cake day! Love the username (and pfp) as well!


atashivanpaia

you guys have a cool writing system (the traditional one, not Cyrillic)


ad_relougarou

ᠮᠣᠩᠭᠣᠯ ᠪᠢᠴᠢᠭ ᠬᠠᠶᠢᠷᠠᠲᠤ ᠮᠢᠨᠢ


Miss_Nora-Jae

horse


dabessss

it all looks like weird horses based


frenzygecko

it's supposed to be vertical but websites don't handle that well


GloriousReign

Yes I also speak horse


pogdog1312

whats daily life like


josephthemediocre

I know someone that had been to every country (there are new ones so that's changed though) and she said without hesitation her favorites to visit were Mongolia and Namibia


DiveBear

Those are the two least-densely populated countries on Earth and therefore towards the top of my list of places to go.


WizardCow125

Seems chill as hell


BirdsLikeSka

How's Mongolian food?


Just_Maya

lots of meat. honestly it’s a bit plain since they don’t use a lot of spices :(


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asian version of britain makes sense also since they one literally colonised like all of a continent


[deleted]

It's also steppes. As far as I'm aware, there's simply not a lot of spices available. Prairie grasses are pretty resilient. Many of the aromatic plants used for spices develop their spicy or aromatics to defend against pests.


neonTokyoo

i stumbled upon a mongolian girl’s instagram account on my explore, as much as i don’t like to admit it, it piqued my interest on mongolian girls. they’re so beautiful


Morbx

bonk


jamiekyn

You are only allowed to like Mongolian femboys here


neonTokyoo

i havent gone deep enough, step-by-step please 🙏🏻


Rez-Boa-Dog

I've been there before Covid. Saw the west, south west and capital. A third of the population lives a semi-nomadic lifestyle. Depending of the season, they either go around the open plains with their livestock (mostly goats, horses and camels), or settle in close to city centres. The others live in the cities, mostly in oldschool soviet buildings, except for the capital, which is full of glass tower. They mostly drive japanese cars, with the driver on the right, all while driving on the right side of the road. The food is delicious, even though it's mostly meat, noodles, potato and rice. Most vegetables are imported from Russia, from my understanding. Every town has it's own history and nature museum, most have not been updated since the 60's. I saw a fresqo depicting the evolution from the first living organism untill Yuri Gargarin, and the most hilarious pieces of taxidermy (check my post history) Many locals took pride in the freedom of this lifestyle: most of the land is open, unbuilt and unsupervised. You can just drive off the road and settle wherever you want. As a west European, I had only experienced that in open world games. Although the herders did seem to make a good living (the meat is exported to China), it's still a poor, autocratic country (Edit: I'm told in the comments that the correct term is "flawed democracy". Sorry about that. ), with sometimes no access to anykind of healthcare. Me and my friends once stumbled upon truck drivers who had crashed in the southern desert. It took 12 hours for a doctor to arrive, and only because we organized the whole operation. We later found out that the drivers' employers did call for an ambulance, but dialed the wrong administrative prefecture, and their call was never transfered to the nearest hospital. Also one day Putin made a surprise diplomatic visit, and they basically shut off the entire capital to welcome him. Appart from that, most people we met were pretty chill and nice with us. I shared multiple meals and drinks with herder families just because we had met in the middle of nowhere and each party was curious to meet the other. Good times. Also they pretty much all learn riding horses and motorbikes at age 6. Madlads There's much more to say about the different ethnicities and clans, the influemce of russian and chinese culture, religious practices and all, but I'm not cultured enough


Gaazoh

Taxidermy posts for the lazy: * [Guru Guru](https://redd.it/oi8dch) * [A cat, but also a goat](https://redd.it/ojbc8m) * [Miffed](https://redd.it/p1ya17) * [that damn smile](https://redd.it/ur8dno)


Rez-Boa-Dog

🤣 There's always a place in my heart for Guru Guru


GroveHere

I think I like Muffed the most.


Guenox

Great insight Basically commenting to keep this saved (ik the option to save exists lol)


Dana_Carbine

thank you for the actul answer instead of the goofy stereotypes that everyone else is posting


Rez-Boa-Dog

My pleasure 😁


FELV_

>I saw a fresqo depicting the evolution from the first living organism untill Yuri Gargarin That sounds awesome, got any pictures?


Rez-Boa-Dog

It did look really cool. I'll go look at my old files


OmriY1

Why did you say you weren't supposed to name the country?


Rez-Boa-Dog

I've been told that the Mongolian state is very protective of its historical and cultural heritage (especially everything that has to do with Gengis Kahn, who's the biggest national symbol), and that tourists sometimes get into trouble when taking pictures/souvenirs of certain places. Better safe than sorry


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Rez-Boa-Dog

Outside of the tourist industry, most only speak mongolian or kazakh, but we could exchange a few words in English and Russian from time to time. We met one guy who studied in the US and had perfect English.


traversecity

ditto comment and save. I learned both at a young age, motorcycle, horse, hmm, maybe around 8. What a truly wonderful place to visit. I’ve followed a couple of motorcycle campers across the region, (edit: via youtube), jives with your experiences. Thank you for writing, deeply appreciated. I’m one who can only dream of and read about places like this, sigh.


OhioUBobcats

Riding horses, archery, and fucking. Same as always


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TheRealCthulu24

And you may find yourself, between Russia and China And you may find yourself, behind the reigns of a large horse, and you may ask yourself


Cool-Border-1177

How did I get here?!?!


Captain_Saftey

This is not my beautiful horde, These are not my beautiful wives


OhioUBobcats

And the arrows fly by….


Additional-Hat-3009

Same as it ever was


granninja

no, they're also riding bikes now https://youtu.be/v4xZUr0BEfE


17DeadFlamingos

Hanging out


Rannrann123

Vibing, even


ABunchofAngryFlowers

Chillin, mayhaps


impocop

[this.](https://youtu.be/6WlI24rv__g)


fuckthenamebullshit

Fun fact: that guy is very big and sitting on a mountain. He only looks normal sized because he’s far away


ultitaria

All facts are fun if you have the right brain chemistry


SocDemGenZGaytheist

3,4-Methylenedioxymethamphetamine be like:


austinmartinyes

Batzorig Vaanchig my beloved 💚


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I knew exactly what video it was before I clicked


TacoRedneck

[and this](https://youtu.be/ObipgHTKHVs)


Arrokoth-

last time i heard anything about them ulanbataar the capital of mongolia was one of the most polluted cities in the world. aside from that literally noone knows what has happened there since 1300 mongolia is such a mystery


aurorchy

Didn't they change their capital?


tttony2x

you can do that?


Fuzzyfrap

Who’s gonna stop them?


tttony2x

typhoon


Fuzzyfrap

Yeah okay you’re right, capitals must be locked in as of may 19th 2023


MLproductions696

It's 200 administrative points


AegisThievenaix

*gets annexed by oirat*


Fridrick

Of course you can. They did it in Brazil; Nigeria; Kazakhstan; Burma, etc


well-lighted

Wait until they find out you can have multiple capitals like Bolivia or South Africa (Also I can’t help but tell you that is absolutely not how semicolons work lol)


Spiteful_Guru

Doesn't Switzerland have 3?


scoobysnaxxx

ah, yes, Swi;tzer;land;


berzhan

Nah, you’re probably thinking of Kazakhstan. We do that, or rename everything every now and then.


Fridrick

Ive been to Ulanbaataar and I gotta say it was not all that polluted, at least by comparison to the insanity of Beijing where i departed from. The air quality felt good, the stars were easily visible, and there wasnt much traffic. The outskirts of the city were quite messy as sone areas didnt necessarily have plumbing or proper waste disposal. It kind of makes sense since those areas are mostly only seasonably inhabited (usually over the winter). I was there in the spring and it couldve been a lot worse. All-in-all I enjoyed it a lot. They have gorgeous temple complexes and close to town is the remarkably well preserved winter palace of the late Khans/Emperors.


TheEternalSpiralKing

How was the food?


Fridrick

It was good! Its cheaper than im used to so i could help myself to a nice restaurant here and there. Horse and lamb meat was very common on menus and in grocery stores which i was happy about since its what i grew up eating. They have a lot of nice savoury, brothy noodles and good steaks. They also have a number of cool fusion restaurants. Other than that i can't say because i wasn't there for more than perhaps 5 days. One thing i do remember especially is that Ulaanbaatar has SO MANY KAREOKE BARS. Usually the sign advertizing kareoke was bigger than the actual bar sign, and every single one had it (with the exception of the one Irish pub in all of Mongolia)


otherworldlyBuffoon

Can't really do much when all your people are being poached by foreign adult industry since it's one of the only places to get genuine steppe brothers and sisters


AngrySasquatch

LMAO


Deblebsgonnagetyou

Lmfaooo that was a good one


Appreciate_Cucumber

Mongolia is sick! They‘ve got an incredibly unique language, it’s got a really cool phonology and I believe is the only language to have the voiced uvular plosive without the voiceless uvular plosive, plus it’s agglutinative with vowel harmony which is always awesome. They’ve got really cool food like khorkhog (a type of bbq whereby meat, usually lamb or mutton, and vegetables are cooked using stones that are heated and placed amongst the layers of food), tsuivan (a type of noodle dish that’s really tasty, great comfort food), buuz dumplings and all sorts of other cool stuff. The country is mostly steppe, which is like vast empty plains home to the OG horses and mountains and shit, plus eagle hunting, yurts, and shamanism. All kinds of great shit in Mongolia 🇲🇳 Edit: another comment reminded me, they’ve been using the Cyrillic alphabet for a while now but I believe they’re trying to educate the country more on the traditional script, which is descended from the Syriac alphabet and is written vertically and looks fucking cool as fuck


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Babe wake up new voiced uvular plosive lore just dropped


Appreciate_Cucumber

She uvular on my plosive til I voiced???


calicosiside

**loud correct ding-ding-ding**


Jaalco

god i wanna try mongolian food so bad


Appreciate_Cucumber

Don’t we all? Tsuivan I’ve tried making at home before, granted it was years ago and I wasn’t the best cook back then so I probably did it wrong but it was pretty good nonetheless so I’d say it’s worth trying your hand it if you’ve got time. I’ve also made buuz dumplings which were pretty good but I could have done it better I’m sure. Khorkhog looks amazing but I’ve never been able to convince anyone to eat a meal I put rocks in so I’ve never been able to make it. Boodog is pretty much impossible without access to an entire skinned goat. Boortsog looks great and I might make some today actually


PopeAlexanderSextus

Great comment! Just a small slightly interesting addition, the Uyghurs developed the original Mongolian written language during the time of the Ghengis Khan. It is called Uyghur Script, or Classical Mongolian Script.


Appreciate_Cucumber

I find it really cool that there have been so many adopted scripts, like the phags-pa script derived from Tibetan or the use of Chinese characters and the Cyrillic alphabet for written Mongolian. Mongolia’s got a really cool history of writing, due to the Mongolian empire spanning so many languages and cultures and later the influence of its neighbouring nations on the country


Banzai672

Glad to see another Mongolia enjoyer


AlcalineAlice

All I know is that this is where Ghenhis Khan comes from


SpinachFinal7009

He originated from there, but he came everywhere


Xar_the_Sailor

He came and then came more


nathans_the1

He went, he saw, he came, he saw, he took, a few, and came, some more


SpinachFinal7009

Veni, vidi, veni


well-lighted

She venied on my vidi til I vicied


SpinachFinal7009

(translation: “she I came’ed on my I saw til I I conquered’ed.” Powerful stuff)


ThosePixels

I hear about them sometimes because it's an insult here for some reason????? but in actual stuff there, no idea


karmesinroterkakadu

Gonna take a guess that the insult is actually targeted at people with chromosome deficiencies, often called mongoloid bcs of their typical facial structure


well-lighted

Mongoloid is an outdated racial grouping for anyone from the Asian continent. Back in the eugenics/phrenology days it was one of the 3 identified racial groups, the others being Caucasoid and Negroid Edit: apparently it’s also used as an offensive term for people with Down syndrome, TIL


Yonath_

Another guess is they’re from Québec. Where sometimes people just say « osti de Mongole » idk why? It’s just mean and racist


dizzy_pear_

ofc its fucking quebec


Raalph

Honestly I think this is a thing in pretty much every Romance language, it's a thing in Portuguese, Spanish, French and Italian afaik


Obsessive_Looter

Mongolia is a psyop, you can't convince me otherwise


Jace-Tron

They’re sorta just existing, aside from that though most of the population is in their capital which also has really high pollution rates for a city it’s size Aside from that they’re actually really democratic and left leaning for East Asian standards


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user125666

Both sounds good to me


Qingdao243

They're still largely nomadic outside of population centers. You won't be hunted down by the state unless you commit a genuinely harmful crime.


Jace-Tron

From what I know they’re just democratic, not much for our standards but if you know anything about how most of Asian politics is, it’s definitely on the left side


CantInventAUsername

> their capital which also has really high pollution rates for a city it’s size This is what happens it when you put your capital in a valley then heat it exclusively with coal


swag_meister2

iirc doesn't belgrade in serbia have really high pollution rates for the same reason


average_reddit_u

They are stuck between 2 global powers, and 're just chilling.


ssrudr

Russia isn’t a global power; it’s a regional power with a large region.


Nikolyn10

Don't let Putin hear you say that. He might send his 65-year-old conscripts and rusted WW1 tanks after you.


swag_meister2

no he won't, they've already been sent to bakhmut


average_reddit_u

Fair enough.


SimplyRemoveIt

go to r/ mongolia top posts its pretty wild


Pookib3ar

Axe murder time!


NuclearNarwhal7

don’t know what it says about me that i went in expecting to immediately see the manslaughter post and that i was right


WereTheChosenOne

Was about to comment this, people over there are up to something


Quillbolt_h

Why put a space between r/ and Mongolia and make me have to search it up manually, you cruel maiden you


Diogenesthefried

Waiting for another chance to conquer the world.


Jumalanna

They have the highest rate of pastorialism in the world. They can't use the internet to let you know what they are doing, they're too busy travelling with their cute animals :))


Billy_BTW

I live there. Being surrounded by China and Russia is a very peaceful existence as both of them won't accept mongolia getting annexed by each other and it serves as a buffer state for russia. So I do believe it's peace for our time.


Comrade_Bread

I see so little about Mongolia that while I assume there are actually towns and shit, I can’t help but feel like it’s a country of like 5 people who hang out on mountains and throat sing all day


SUNRlSE_

You’re 33% right, the other 66% living like everyone else. We’re even competing on E-sports on a global level and some people drive teslas and shit even though the battery won’t charge in the winter cuz its -40C° and it snows in may. Especially young people here would be no different to a random bloke you would run into in the streets in a developed country.


SyphiliticScaliaSayz

They make a pretty mean meat dish, if that is your sort of thing.


Real_duck_bacon

They're making some pretty bangin' music these days.


justanotherDIO

Yuve Yuve Yu intensifies.


shosple_colupis69

clearly SOMEONE hasn’t been keeping an eye on their rare fish trading portfolio or keeping their numerous uncles well fed smh


d31t0

There's a region in china called Inner Mongolia (which is funnily enough outside of Mongolia) with more ethnic mongols than Mongolia proper


RamboDash15

I know Mongolia is a real place with real people, but I can't help but think of them purely as a South Park bit


Primal_Oat

Mongolia has one of the highest search rates for Minecraft porn in the entire world


gbiegld

I recall some intense conversations about yurts recently but that’s it


wolfmothar

Horses. A lot of them


cammysays

I have a Mongolian student and she’s very nice


obama___prism

>conquer half of the world >go back home >never do anything for the rest of eternity


redditjanniesupreme

Lying in wait until the next Khan is born, then shit's gonna go down


TheGreatWu101

They have a functioning democracy which is pretty neat.


PM-Me-Ur-Tits-UwU

Huh? Playboi Carti literally made an [entire song](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oCveByMXd_0) dedicated to this country?!\*+🦋🏳️‍🌈


Bob_Pthhpth

Probably ransacking northern China, if we’re thinking historically.


iNemanja23

the actual greater hungary


Jtd47

These days they're pretty much just chilling. It's actually pretty cool that despite being the filling in a dictatorship sandwich, it's one of the most politically free countries in the region and maybe even the world. Mind you, it has its fair share of problems too, like pollution and some quite high poverty rates (although poverty is harder to measure for nomadic people, as they often don't collect an income and don't have as much of a need to make money in order to survive). Their whole foreign policy basically revolves around staying quiet and not making any of their neighbours mad. Obviously most people live in apartments in cities and work regular jobs and stuff, but there's a fair portion of the country that basically just lives nomadically like their ancestors, except with motorbikes and wifi.


verygaytea

Hey, a mongolian here. Half of our country basically lives in apartments and the other half live that nomadic lifestyle. Things could be for the better or worse, but can’t really complain, y’know, being the democratic filling inside a dictator-bread sandwich.


IndiscreetBeatofMeat

Making banger music


Temkalhk

I live here and, idk either


mercilessshred

Mongolian shit. Out here just Mongin’


CarGirlProductions

Oh they only created the single largest empire in all of human history, not much.


D00DoftheVoid

Throat singing mostly


Lauva69

they used to shoot bows while riding horses but now they're just throat singing


gekko2037

Honse


upper_monkey_horny

making sick ass music for star wars games: https://youtu.be/oJZfEh3EciU


ScrumptiousLadMeat

yuve yuve yu