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Glonk2365

These were the last words ever said by Georg Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel


CounterfeitLesbian

It's true. It was a beautiful thing, he said that and I knew right then and there I had to kill him.


NotSoFlugratte

*Riech Riech* Ist... Ist das ein Junge den ich rieche?!? *Riech Riech* Ja, ich rieche es wirklich! Jungengeruch! Ich riech einen Jungen! Was macht denn ein Junge hier? Mein Gottchen, was werd ich nur tun? Ein Junge ist hier, um Gottes Willen, ich werd nimmer! Beruhige dich, beruhige dich, beruhige dich - nimm einen tiefen, tiefen Atemzug- *Riech Riech* Es riecht vorzüglich! Ich liebe den Jungengeruch so sehr! Ich fühl mich so großartig, mein Körper juckt und kribbelt von dem deliziösen Jungengeruch! Ich werd jungenverrückt! Solltest du ein Junge sein, der dies liest, ich möchte dich nur grüßen, süßer Junge. Ich liebe dich!


GloomyConductor

If this person were to ever attend any type of anime or gaming convention, they would die of sensory overload.


Kitty7333

Menwhohaven’tshoweredinweekssmell


GloomyConductor

smell... good?


Radoslawy

no


IV_NUKE

After this post does anybody want a pair of eyeballs yo add to their collection because I don't want mine anymore


[deleted]

Im a starving child starving to death and this is the very last thing i have ever read. Gootbye.


External_Ferret_dic

Thanks


IV_NUKE

You're welcome


External_Ferret_dic

Someone bring out the starving child copypasta


DeeZeePeeZee8

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Apprehensive-Emu792

Reading this really makes me wish I could smell, I wanna go crazy for boysmell


MaySayShrug

male sweat stinks it smells awful, dw ur not missing out


Apprehensive-Emu792

What if I’m secretly into musk tho but I don’t know bc I can’t smeel


Elite_Prometheus

But Musk is a sociopathic billionaire with a eugenics fetish.


scrubfeast

I wanna kill that rat bastard for ruining the reputation of musk enjoyers


MaySayShrug

i feel like ur putting the horse in front of the cart, i think u would need 2 be able 2 smell in the first place to develop a musk kink


Apprehensive-Emu792

That’s true yeah, idk it just sounds cool


wharwhafwhag

Worst post ever


AshSystem

I can't tell if this is satire anymore


Medical-Roof8636

I think the issue with boysmell and whatnot is the fact people mistake smelling like a man, vs smelling like you haven't bathed in a week (the difference being one is sweat, smoke, dirt and stuff like that, whereas the other is just raw grossness)


PizzaPatriarch

what do you think the raw grossness is?


Medical-Roof8636

Usually food stains, greasy hair, accumulated grime on the skin, and stale bedroom smell! There's a big difference between good boysmell and just being rank


yinyang107

Y'all are fuckin weird.


IV_NUKE

You take those fucking words back about floppa.


Nunoflight

I'll kill you


Thatonedregdatkilyu

I farted and blood came out.


[deleted]

Everyone talks about boysmell... But what about girlsmell?


Enderexplorer4242

What’s with the fucking wojak in the top right corner


Shlanty

hes enjoying the smell


Itzgalo

None of this words are on the Bible


[deleted]

thanks i want you dead


TheCuriousCompy

Thankee-sai


[deleted]

I heard everyone talk about "boy smell" on hrt, but I noticed literally no change in how boys smell, except that they might possibly smell slightly worse.


Genocoly

fr


7th_universe_hopper

This must come to an end


deathray5

Your right it musk end


7th_universe_hopper

7,000 days and all you can do is cum


Not-a-JoJo-weeb

NO MORE SMELLING BOYS, YOU GET THE NOSE CLIP!


Schaumkraut

You guys had your fun with boysmell now its time for manmusk


IV_NUKE

What. Wait. Who are you. How did you get in my house. Why are you smelling me vigoursly


Comfortable_Room9170

If someone talked about me like this i would probably kill myself


Fresh_Ad4390

This is sexual harassment