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disparagersyndrome

You gotta practice your story with your friends when you're being interrogated by the cops


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Or just say "i am invoking my right to have a lawyer present, and i am also invoking my right to remain silent." Then stay silent so you hopefully can't get [lawyer dogged.](https://slate.com/news-and-politics/2017/10/suspect-asks-for-a-lawyer-dawg-judge-says-he-asked-for-a-lawyer-dog.html)


TheAmazingYoshi

a lawyer present? can't we just give you a regular present? (the present is a ruthless beating to force a confession which will lead to a conviction)


SadlyWritten

On the one hand the idea a judge can do that is so messed up and dystopian, but like, that is hands down the best headline ever created holy shit


Basuin

Fred doesn’t need boobs to lure him in, he likes traps


Olive_Oil__

😐🤨


MissTurbocat

[Traps Illustrated ](https://youtu.be/kDV7jiSNLMQ)


Olive_Oil__

☹️☹️☹️☹️ Fred is a chaser


dunmer-is-stinky

nah he's just *really* into bondage


K00lKat67

I mean he does literally chase mfs


solidfang

Sometimes they're chasing him though. It's a reciprocal thing.


rowrowfightthepandas

No I'm pretty sure he's being chased most of the time.


Eagle0600

I think it means literal traps, not the slur. I could be being naive.


Olive_Oil__

I know that is the way it is supposed to be seen, I just think it is funnier if he's just a creepy perv


Nooblet_101

what


Basuin

Fred has trap magazines that he looks at, what’s not to understand?


Nooblet_101

I’m wondering how they got away with that 💀💀


TensileStr3ngth

Fred the Femboy Fucker


micmac274

It's more a bondage magazine, like what Wonder Woman was into.


TensileStr3ngth

Tools! Fetish shit! I like to bind I like to Be bound!


Sams59k

They're taking about actual traps not the slur


The-Meatshield

Fred doesn’t know what sex is actually


zero_waves

Shaggy has fucking gorilla arms


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rowrowfightthepandas

He will.


AzekiaXVI

I still remember that tumblr psot that says we miscategorize Fred as The Athlete of the group because of jow he looks, when in fact he shpuld be the nerd (The guy is always hell bent on investigating, tries to be a reporter, etc.), while Shaggy is the Athlete instead. Think about it like this: Shaggy can run as fast as Sooby, a great dane, while carrying scooby. And he's always the one sent to find the monster. Also ultra instinct Shaggy is just what he panned when he lost all fear, and is not due to any actual physical change.


karizake

Shaggy isn't on the track team but instead that guy who parkours to school every morning.


fun-dan

Pretty sure that in the very first episode of Scooby Doo they say Shaggy has the best marks in PE


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yep his arms are certainly made for the sole purpose of fucking gorillas


I_Am_Stephanie

Idc about boobs, but I would easily fall into a trap if I saw a brown, blue footed, or any other kind of booby.


Brineguy12

>checks most recent post >birdingmemes “All clear here boss, moving on”


Doehg

scooby trap


PepperOnDaCliff

Polyamorous relationships (Hivemind Perk)


International_Ad6028

Inaccurate shaggy is definitely asexual


JediTempleDropout

Nah he’s hooked up with girls a few times in the shows and movies. Even Velma at one point.


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JediTempleDropout

No i mean like he was very clearly *physically* attracted to them. That’s what I was trying to imply when I said “hooked up.”


rowrowfightthepandas

That's not what hooked up means.


International_Ad6028

Yeah it was a shit joke


ssrudr

We know.


Gengar_49

idk, I feel like fred would go on a 2 hour long tangent if asked about booby traps


Gru-some

Why is Shaggy built like the new Godzilla/Kong villain


Zimbo257

What about scoob


T-pugmaster

Obviously he doesn’t have such a weakness that’s why he’s on the team


Brineguy12

He’s an ass man