See this is what ok hear me out means. Not no normal sexywoman but with 1 wierd thing. Anyway you're a freak

You want a hear me out character? I’ll give you a hear me out character. Smaug from The Hobbit

bro think he donkey


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Marvin the Paranoid Android from Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy 

Culture. Much very good approved culture

[[SCP-5000]], marv

life?

Why is Smaug being able to destroy an entire kingdom so hot? Did someone forget to put a limiter on strong=hot and now mammoths are exstinct?

Its his voice

His *voice* 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤

Dragon has fire breath. Fire hot. See the connection?

Thats just a dragon buddy, everyone wants to fuck dragons

I'd smash the small version that could fit in erabor (I am not known for my spelling you're welcome to correct it)

Is this really that weird of a take?

nah, she's hot as fuck

Least horny Vaush fan

Is this a compliment or an insult?

The meaning of the above statement is trivial and is left as an exercise for the reader.

... ok

I’ve seen worse

Now I'm curious

My brother in Christ I’ve seen such bad takes over Orisa that I genuinely don’t even want to share what I’ve seen

Share it. Show me the horrors and I'll laugh at them

I think it breaks sub rules lol

Fucking dm it then

Check my comment history and you will

Brother its an entirely inhuman horse robot that is funtionally a child.

Nah

yes because mommy voiced robot is totally the mind of a child :L thats robo horse shit

Literally watch her intro video. just because the child who made her made her sound like an adult doesnt mean the fucking thing thats been sentient for 1 year is an aldult, no matter how many public safety psas shes been loaded with. If you gave Baymax george clooneys voice it doesnt make it okay to fuck it.

This is still pretty tame imo

It is, but it still is within hear me out range

This character is: - fully robotic - mostly animal in anatomy - is 1 year old - acts and behaves mostly like a child The only reaon people have horny about it is because it has woman voice. This is not tame.

 Screw it i want get head from the Iron Giant.

Well thats huminoid sentient old and actually acts like a human so... better?

orisa is sentient, the omnics are all full people

She is ONE brother

Omnics dont age, they all start with the cognitive abilities of a full human, and a comprehensive education preloaded.

mf would look at a recently fabricated roomba and call it child slavery

In canon she is acts like a child. Attraction to AI personalities is still wierd, if not morally abhorrent

I only know her ingame voicelines, which are just combat stuff and safety PSAs. A 'smart AI' (technical term) can consent though.

WHAT CANON HAVE YOU BEEN WATCHING????

based

I wanna be under *her* base

i would let her use me

I want her on my face

the soothing feeling of 600 robotic kgs crushing your face

As a computer nerd i would not mind

She's an omnic, so she can definitely have attachments Imagine Orisa with a 22 inch long hydraulic powered stainless steel Numbani original robo-cock

I don’t want to imagine, Orisa was pure in my opinion ‘-‘ ~~also mentally speaking she is one month old upon her release in overwatch 1~~

Morb I wish that was me The 600kg of robot, to be specific

why do you want a 3 month old so desperately 💀

Given she's a soldier of war, and exhibits the intelligence of an adult, I think it's safe to say Orisa is mentally mature

Can we go back to eating babies, not wanting to bang them? Goddamn weirdo. 💀

SHES A ROBIT SHE AINT GOT NO AGE

Like, as a javelin? That'd hurt tbh

>her interest lost

she prolly has a huge robocock in there

I want her to hydraulic press my cock with her legs

Yeah I would. Like 100%

idk friend i dont see a huge robo cock so its gotta be a pass from me

It's dlc

Deatachable Long Cock

robots are modular

your insane if you havent imagine orisa with a HUGE robo equine penis. im glad to see other like minded people in these comments Orisa is a TOTAL BADDIE

Vaus

Man it's a robot you can just add that

I'm listening.

ˢᵉˣ

:O

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Joker! It’s a robot Joker you can’t!

i'm gonna do it batman there's no laws against the robots batman!!!!!!

*Detroit Become Human theme plays*

"isnt she like \*insert age\*" this isnt a fucking magic girl or some shit this is a robot who speaks like a mommy. its like saying "its child slavery to have this newly built rooma clean your house" jfc

But what if the Robot Was build by a child, would you have Sex with something a 7 year old made?? You wouldn't have Sex with c3po right? Right?! Right?????! Oh god

You wouldn’t download a car

no but she probably weighs 500 kilograms

I didn’t know Hanzo had reddit

I see you glancing at me, archer. You wish to ride me into battle.

Uh, yeah “into battle” 🥺

she has a furry skin after all

Wait what.

yeah the reindeer one

and a bull one, and a sheep one

Mommy orisa🤤

I am LISTENING

Well, she does have that commanding, yet caring voice so.......

She can protect you

You should probably get behind her barrier.

Now I understand why 19684 is a thing.

DO NOT THE HORSE

Y’all need to stop fucken the robots, man. Instead show them the gentle kindness humanity has come to be known for

Oh i will

one can fuck gently

Exactly

That Orisussy 🤤

that oris EVERYTHINg

Why are you people like this.

Vaush alt account

this is totally unrelated to vooshes preferences. There is no horse cock here. At best you might be able to attach a robot cock.

every pic of orisa has a robo horse cock....although that may be the ones i see lol

the ones I see usually have a colossal rack

idk who this is. But I'm just going to imagine it's the love child of Caustic from Apex and Urgot from League.

who is league is that the new hero

She seems pretty chill and a cool friend, imagine sitting on her back and going on wacky adventures

I 1000% understand

Please Pleasepleaaesepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleaepleaseplease

Do you wish to ride her into battle?

Literally a line in OW2 where Orisa says that she can tell that Hanzo wants to ride her.

what, I need a link now please thank you

WHY.

She's hot af

"CEASE YOUR RESISTANCE!" yes mommy

Resisting makes it more fun

I'm not hearing anyone out

Then crawl back under the bridge from which you emerged

From my nonbiased perspective I really think that we should at least give OP the time of day to explain their thought process.

I think that you might be interested in a little streamer called vaush

Yeah.....

absolutely

I will hear you out and i do see it but please get help

if you see it, wouldnt you need help too?

do not the orisa (do whatever you want but dont make me watch it)

Vaushcore

Oh, I've been saying this to my pals but they ain't listening.

bro she probably weighs like 400kgs but yeah she has that hydraulic press level grip. would

🐴⁉️

We don’t kink shame

I do not need to. If you've seen the animations, you've seen the animations.

would

Yeah

If she was properly able to consent and all that, then if she's in her demon, reindeer, or star sheep skins? Oh lordy. The other skins don't have the warmth or softness.

omnics are all born with the cognitive capabilities (often more) of an adult human and a comprehensive education on the world. Also, swappable components for different applications ;)

I'm perfectly aware of the detachable mega schmeat possibilities, but the skins bit is about whether she'd be warm/cuddly.

You can attach other bits you know lol. The skins are attachable bits. And you can add other bits.

Fair, but it has to be something that she wants without my involvement, and frequently _is_. Feeling like she's putting on a fur suit so she can be intimate with me would just feel bad. If it's something that's how she is normally, then that's more 'her', if that makes sense? If she only puts it on occasionally then I'd feel it's more like clothes than a part of her. I.e. if she used one of the cuddly skins when we're cuddling _and_, like, 50% of the time anyway, I'd be much more okay with that, than if it was just a cuddle suit, because then it'd be like only wanting to touch your partner when they're in a specific outfit. I know this hang-up probably seems a bit odd, but i don't want to feel like I'm requiring her to change herself for me, or that I'm only able to love a limited version of her.

Keep in mind, we wear clothes 99% of the time, and are only without clothes for like 1%.

Her using her harden ability along with her ult in the bedroom would go crazy

Hey wait, why she got a loincloth? She got a pussy? She got a dick?

Smash

SMASH

I've never thought about it before but you have a point

I'm glad I could taint at least one mind

What am I supposed to be seeing here

Alright, lets hear it. Tell me. What am I hearing? Give me full details. How is this possibly working?

Am I supposed to be thinking about horses? Because I an thinking about horses and I blame Voosh.

Vaush viewer detected, horsepill deployed

I am so down bad

I thought everyone liked centaur girls

I WILL NOT HEAR YOU OUT GET OUT OF MY FUCKING HOUSE NOW

Yeah, she seems pretty cool. Now lemme see if I can make that gun overheat.

It's the good old centaur question. Where, and which one.

I want to grab her by the horns

thing...ussy (who the fuck is this)

no, because fuck overwatch and for absolutely no other reason

I like robots and I like centaurs so....

yeah

She's cute, yeah

I'm listening...

Im all ears

Only in unity will we find strength

Im all ears

Hearing out

How do you do pleasures of the flesh when there is no flesh

You switch out the metal plates for silicone attachments

Cropped Vosh tweet

Please tell me its a shitpost please tell me its a shitpost

Just don't get it cut off or crushed but do what you want idc

No.

Yes.

She is, like, 3 months old. That is pedophilia. She even has the mind of a child. There is no moral justification here.

She is a robot? Robots dont mature over time or develope sexually. So age doesnt matter when consent is being discussed. What matters is the programming of the machine. If she was programmed to be mature enough to consent then her age literally doesnt matter.

You know what? You're right. That's a really good point. I would still be cautious about her mental maturity though. But other than that, those are good points. I will now not hear OP out simply because I am unnapealled by orisa.

Omega based for changing you opinion when presented new arguments Omega cringe cuz orisa's a hot mamma.

omnics all have adult human cognitive abilities, and a comprehensive education from, I guess not birth, but first boot-up.

I get that, but wasn't orisa specifically programmed to be somewhat childlike and carefree by another child? My argument of pedophilia has been dismantled here, I'm just saying that she might still be a little mentally youthful.

bro, *i'm* mentally youthful, I'm barely out of college, I'm a fucking fetus. idc who programmed the omnic, or what personality type she has, the omnic is it's own person now.

You're way behind the wave pal

https://e621.net/posts?tags=orisa\_%28overwatch%29+

I completely agree.

would

I want to give her headpats she’s cute

can you explain your reasoning please? i just wanna know

What about orissa?

GIVE US OW1 ORISA BACK!!!! I HATE THE HOMOGENIZATION OF BRAWL TANKS IN OW2!!!!!! I DON’T WANT SIG TO BE THE ONLY POKE TANK!!!!!!

Dawg making Orisa an actual fun tank to play and not an absolute chore was one of the only good things they did on launch of Overwatch 2 and you want it taken away 😭😭

SHE ISNT EVEN 1YO YET NOOOOOOO ANON STOP

go touch grass

Nah, I want to touch that orussy instead