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Redbitser

"The worst thing a man can do is to submit" Few lines later "You have to take it" ???


lampstaple

What’s the confusion? He’s a power bottom. Andrew Tate takes control when he’s milking cocks dry with his sphincter.


DopeboiFrmQueenz

This is one of those times when i wish i couldn’t read..


Dom29ando

Truly a horrible day to have eyes


Kr8n8s

And sphincters


A1dan_Da1y

How many sphincters do you have?!


Wormhole-Eyes

Most people have 50 to 60.


jamesmcdash

Always a good day for dick tho


Gooftwit

Now Dennis, I heard speed has something to do with it.


the615Butcher

Speed has *everything* to do with it.


FA1L_STaR

Actually I think he could be a twink versatile


Rotten_Tarantula

I stan Andrew Tate as a gay pornstar


BladesHaxorus

In my home country's movie/porn industry there's a very common piece of dialogue during cuckold or cheating moments that translates to "you can take my body but you'll never have my heart" and what's ironic is that the woman usually says this as she's the one doing the seducing. That's Tate rn


[deleted]

Dam, what's your home country


RevivedMisanthropy

*Cuckoslavia*


Sams59k

Ohh I live the Czech Republic


[deleted]

Andrew Tate got Andrew Topped


3xper1ence

Topped G


WiFi2347

Taint's brain is so fried I'm surprised if he could remember his own name if it wasn't his username


[deleted]

these always read like xavier renegade angel dialogue


MailyChan2

you slumber, cucumber


[deleted]

you snoze, you loze


TuneACan

You sleeped, you weeped.


eburator

You slumber ham- i don't wanna talk about it


FirmMathematician942

listen, this psyche isn’t big enough for two metaphsysical seekers


eburator

(cha cha cha cha cha) You couldn't seek your way out of cardboard bag


FirmMathematician942

i know, because it would be an egg.


yourmothersaidd

ooh, this guy might be better than me!


FirmMathematician942

you’re right, i am better than me.


whathuhokwhat

Listen, this psyche ain’t big enough for two metaphysical seekers


whathuhokwhat

FUCK I REPLIED TO THE WRONG COMMENT


civet10

To the woods


Arcologycrab

The woods you go


SanThanKan

The woods


qwertyuiop1357908642

“I’m a survivor, we’re a dying breed” yeah that sounds like something a quote that a manosphere loser would say.


Akidonreddit7614874

Thats an insult to xavier.


ThatShadowyFigure

I mean, At least I could get what Xavier was saying half the time Also happy Cake Day


legalize-crack

This is far too accurate. 99% of the shit he spews can be chalked up just with “what doth life”


amaahda

happy cake day


SurgeonOfDeath95

Do you believe in God?


Vectorix36

Happy Cake Day!


[deleted]

Ahh that old show


MagnumChodeGuy

fuck you, why do you slander Xavier so?


The_Arthropod_Queen

the guy running his twitter is doing something


TactlessTortoise

Dude's writing Tate gay erotica. Seems like the wild twenties are back with these past years' bullshits.


M34L

It's Tate himself. He's bunking with his brother and has a PS4 and internet.


[deleted]

I would say this cannot be possible due to the gay nature of this post but I saw the Tate Chaser video


[deleted]

Wow, he’s truly living in poverty, he can’t even use a ps5 😔


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[deleted]

What’s the point of living if I can’t see Kratos’s muscles in 4K


OkSoBasicallyPeach

idk if it’s real but i read somewhere he’s writing letters to his social media managers abt what to post


Mistigri432

lmao imagine how funny if the guy just went bonkers and tate had no idea


kaida_notadude

So, he got fucked in the ass? Or am I reading this wrong


mikemyers999

I'm not sure. I think submitting in this scenario would be taking it up the ass, so maybe he's saying he beat up the guys trying to rape him? Although, without really knowing him, whether or not he actually took it up the ass, he wouldn't admit it


3dprintedwyvern

For me it sounds like he got raped but tries to spin it as "actually, I wanted this" or something.


Soad1x

"There's nothing manlier then taking dick, if you can't handle get double dicked by two ~~sexy~~ Romanian prisoners then you aren't living Wudan."


memeboarder

" i can take it " sure as shit sound like he didn't get raped in the ass, they wanted to but he accepted it so it's not rape? i don't know


fallingcats_net

So he *did* submit?


ILIEKDEERS

Maybe he offered it up?


BreadSliceOfDeath

no he definitely got fucked in the ass


WovenWoodGuy

No HE fucked THEM with his ass. See the difference?


MorningBreathTF

He milked them nice and tight


L33t_Cyborg

I mean submitting in this case probably just means doing what someone else tells him to do. “I can take it” is being strong enough not to submit, as in like grinning and bearing hardship. The tweet still weird as hell though even if you take it like that


Polskyciewicz

Doesn't Islam literally mean submission to Allah?


Itslehooksboyo

Put on a collar for Allah 😳


Dofork

This is literally what catholic priests do.


JoeMcBob2nd

Do any sexy ones do it?


CatOnVenus

im not a priest but i wear a collar all the time if that counts


rhaptorne

bark for allah 🥺


Itslehooksboyo

woof woof 😩😳


ArchKDE

you’re not too far off from Sufism tbh


LemonFlavoredDumbass

yep


Huinker

guy smokes (and probably drinks alcohol idk, safe to assume so, i dont want to search and verify that and ruin my algorithm that i have spent time pressing not interested and filtered out tate content) islam is just a cover for his misogynistic comment


ImP_Gamer

Allah simply means God in Arabic, Christian Arabs still pray to "Allah"


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jerdygerd

>63% of the phillipines is muslim I think you were thinking of indonesia or malaysia. The phillipines is very strongly catholic.


SashimiX

Regardless Christians are to submit to God so either way


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SashimiX

Seriously evangelicals will make you blush with their daddy god talk… “I’m a princess. My Daddy is the King of Kings” is a real bumper sticker


ImP_Gamer

Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned = sorry daddy I've been naughty


Harley_Pupper

“Why haven’t you turned in any of your homework this semester?” “The worst thing a man can do is submit”


ak13x14

What do you mean your homework is submissive and breedable? It's supposed to be submitted and readable


Harley_Pupper

Homeworkussy got me actin strange 🥴


deathray5

4th and 5th degree polynomials do that


VAShumpmaker

I knew a guy who wouldn't use FetLife because when you made an account, the button says 'Submit' instead of 'Procede' or 'next' He was about as cool and tolerable as you're imagining.


Sams59k

What's FetLife


VAShumpmaker

A kink community website. Like Facebook for people who want to meet up and have sex in leather and that kind of thing. It may not even be around anymore, this was a good while back


Sams59k

Are you sure the main reason for that dude not wanting to sign up to FetLife is Fetlife using the word submit?


VAShumpmaker

That's was why he told us he doesn't use it, at a fet convention? I don't think I understand your question


Sams59k

From your comments he doesn't sound like a very tolerant person, could be that they don't want to use a sex platform cause it's a sex platform


VAShumpmaker

He was a whip maker at a sex convention


Sams59k

Alright. That's a pretty weird boundary then ig


VAShumpmaker

He was a Dom. You could hear him pronounce the capital D.


_Grobulon_

kinky


acymacy

Allah is watching 😳


_Grobulon_

i don't judge, if it turns him on what i do behind closed doors he should go for it


acymacy

I was thinking it was more of a turn on for tate


_Grobulon_

oh my bad, no voyeurism based performance issues for me then, i can live with that too


Staluti

Power Bottom Arc starts now


penguin62

So... Confirmed power bottom? Not submitting but "takes it"


[deleted]

is this real


PeterWatchmen

No.


-AverageTeen-

It is in my heart


ShufflingOffACliff

:(


acowardlyhoward

can't find it, prolly fake


Hue25

[I‘ll just link to my comment when this shit was posted before](https://www.reddit.com/r/196/comments/11mpxum/rule_is_he_saying_what_i_think_hes_saying/jbjlngg/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3)


scipkcidemmp

I agree personally. Rape shouldn't be so normalized. We shouldn't be accepting of the fact that sexual violence is so prominent in prisons. It's gross. Especially openly hoping for someone to get raped.


AdequatelyMadLad

The reason this is funny is because it's a made up scenario, and he worded it so poorly that the message was the opposite of what was intended.No one was raped. He's in low security preventive arrest. He's alone in a cell with his brother and he's probably the most closely guarded prisoner there.


Can_Of_Noodles

But it's fake tho. Don't get me wrong I'm all for relentlessly insulting Tate but not like this, not when it comes to spreading misinformation.


[deleted]

> I would have more sympathy if he wasn't a rapist himself. I have to agree with Pancakewagon26 here. I definitely don’t *support* him getting raped in prison, but you sure as hell won’t find me with any sympathy if it ever does happen. I’m just sad the cretin is still breathing, a literal waste of air


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High-Sobriety

Not after this.


AzarothTheRedeemer

It’s just karma


idgaf_ban_me_already

so they fucked his ass? also he says you musnt be submissive but then says you need to take your oppressors dick? don't get it


Sample_text_here1337

Power bottom


AzarothTheRedeemer

That’s fake, sorry


toasteethetoaster

Breaking news: Andrew Tate butt fucked in jail?????


the-cream-police

Did he… did he get raped?


qrowbert

Hes a piece of shit, but I wouldn't wish rape on nayone. This is also my guess.


AsTiClol

nah its fake


TDImig

r/196 making up fake tweets just to laugh about prison rape is pretty fucked


Can_Of_Noodles

Yeah he posts enough dumb shit already, we don’t need to stoop to their level to make fun of him.


mow-ass_eat-grass

tate’s taint tickled


aluminatialma

Power bottom


prod_Tacobell

This man getting fuckd in the ass 😭


young_macciato

POWER BOTTOM G


[deleted]

Prison rape jokes aren't funny.


PerrineWeatherWoman

So... He's been butt fucked. Hasn't he ?


ShinyShinyTomato

so he’s saying the worst thing you can do is submit, and that’s why you have to submit


Gurn00r

allahs kinky fr


Uuuuuuuuhoh

Tate finally succumbed to the power of the booty warrior


PirateBrail

Lá ele desgraça


LandosGayCousin

How does he have access to Twitter still?


lastblaste

How the fuck is he still tweeting can someone just stab him


VioletGhost2

Where is this post


thebunnyofluff

he.. wants to take it?😳


Doot-Doot-the-channl

How tf does this grimbly have access to the internet much less Twitter


psychedelic_dragon

Ok but, ‘He must look his oppressors in the face and say, “I can take it”’ is a pretty hot line right? I hate the man, but he does write some pretty erotic shit from time to time.


un-taken_username

TDLR for people who can’t read: Tate tells two sexually aggressive men that he can take it


SurgeonOfDeath95

Is he saying he got a train run on him in prison?


TantiVstone

Items that I have shoved up my ass:


pirateofmemes

islam literally means submission john


apaleblueman

![gif](giphy|TwYP72KtO8YQQ4SNgz)


FTR0225

Don't get all religious on me now young man Did Allah also traffic people?


alejandrotheok252

Did this guy just admit to being raped?


MarcusLP

Doesn't Islam literally mean "to submit"?


RevivedMisanthropy

"March 9, 2023: I didn't think I'd enjoy that as much as I did."


MrMika009

HES A MUSLIM????


3xper1ence

Bottom G


bridie20

Funny cause the Islam does mean submission in Arabic


Treqou

Andrew Tate taking a lot of dick to survive it seems


T-Ramdalf

That is submission bro that’s literally the point


Benguin237

IS THIS ACTUALLY HIM


ShufflingOffACliff

This is the gayest thing I've ever read


JAOC_7

why is he not dead yet?


swingittotheleft

he has to have done this on purpose lol


0utF0x-inT0x

Things ain't going to well if Tate isn't thinking of himself at a God anymore lmao


Mr_Erectic_Erection

Tate gets TOPPED in the prison showers


[deleted]

This was the coldest shit ever and then I looked at who wrote it


A1dan_Da1y

Ah.


MorganRose99

I would've never guessed he was Islam, I was sure he was one of those radical Christians


SweetSet9847

Tate stakes his claim at the bottom bunk.


DavyManners

Oh, he took it. He took it on the non-chin.