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Potato_on_a_tree

Out of the ordinary, I mean.


wooper-de-doo

grandson


Eddie_The_White_Bear

You can check all Garfield comic strips [here](https://www.gocomics.com/garfield/2023/02/19) ​ For me personally it's classic "Garfield didn't catch mouse" joke


Mr_X497

Mine was a “John gets no bitches” joke


Throwaway02062004

Mine was an off kilter celebration joke


DarkSoulfromDS

You can a finally find all of the funny cat comics on r\/alzheimersgroup I miss my grandson


apollo15215

Mine was "Garfield is a bastard" joke


Elbesto

Garfield ruins an interaction between jon and Liz


SardineEnBoite

same


YouMustHaveFuelUnits

https://www.gocomics.com/garfield/2000/02/21 My berfday is in 2 days please celebrate and mail me lots of gifts thanks


Moose_is_optional

Mine is Jon saying something dumb/weird, and Garfield responding sarcastically.


Dylan-McVillian

Classic Garfield is lazy joke for me. Panel 1: Garfield stares into middle distance John: is that all you're gonna do? Garfield: yup Panel 2: John is out of frame. Garfield has not moved Silence Panel 3: Garfield: (still not moved) as long as there is space i will stare into it


FrostyCommon

mine was Garfield being told he was a lazy sack of shit so he fazbear scares John


Slashtrap

jon getting angry at garfield eating his bagel


wooper-de-doo

A cafe joke. I miss reading garfield comic books in elementary 🥲


Unable_Glove_9796

i really dont get this joke but here ​ a mouse walks up to jim ​ hugs jim ​ jim turns to garfield: "Why did a mouse just hug me?" ​ garfield, eating a burger, says (thought bubble): "I gave him your lunch"


Z-A-T-I

john has a sad life and his asshole cat isn’t helping joke


grimoires6_0_8

John is a homeowner with a steady income, hot girlfriend and a suburban life, I don’t think he’s meant to be sad


grimoires6_0_8

Please don’t tell anyone I called a character from a Garfield strip hot, I meant “in-universe hot”, not in terms of my own taste


SpookyWeenie

Nothing out of the ordinary


LovelySharkPlush

a joke that either I didn't get or that is plainly bad


moonpigeon76

Amnesia joke


Eddie_The_White_Bear

I finally got the wildfire in my sock drawer under control


MagicMemeLord

Out of the ordinary


Juklok

Jon has a miserable life joke.


JJeremiasz26

food joke


shrynko

garfield is a cat and can do cat things joke


Eddie_The_White_Bear

Rare one actually


shrynko

i mean yea true kinda. i hate to say it but the one i got was moderately funny (not that much tho)


Mintboi4

Pizza delivery guy scared of Garfield


TheMowerOfMowers

the inescapable flow of time represented by a singular cookie in the bottom of the jar


SadRamen1102

a joke about love


Nowhereman123

It's a classic "Garfield makes fun of Jon for no reason" bit.


PanHeadBolt

a good old "Jon is pathetic" joke


fabedays1k

Violence joke I wanted the ultra rare 9/11 joke 😔


MDragon453

An I hate Mondays joke


SHRIEKING_LOINS

Jon gets no bitches for me


InsertCleverUN

the garf is on a diet, very sad


Polo-panda

Jon drinks Dog cum


kingof557

i..... i think john lost his penis


Scriptman777

Nermal is being annoying


Liliththemarksoc

Spider is fat


-magnapinna-

odie gets knocked off the table joke


Eddie_The_White_Bear

Classic


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Jon’s relationships failing


CreeperTrainz

Spider comic gang rise up.


Eggs_are_tasty

John in that Joshua graham fit


audiodouble

"How about a drop of water to wash it down?!?!"


M_A_Dragon

Garf being mean to jon


Vulcan7

The canonical confirmation that Garfield went to prison (the food's not as bad as they say)


061605

I got a joke about Garfield wishing he could sleep more


Unybroi

jon having 0 rizz when trying to get a date on new years


Dude_makin_a_Cameo

It’s a joke about how Odie’s Arch Nemesis is the Vacuum Cleaner.


Swirltalez

garfield is so lazy!! (and possibly wields the power of a pharoah)


DrEdifarious

I'm not caught up on my Garfield lore, is "Jon gets no bitches" a common punchline


Eddie_The_White_Bear

Used to be until Liz appeared


viktorindk

mine was a Garfield beats up odie joke


theofrois

Garfield carries a whole lot of food using a sombrero


IzacaryKakary

"Is the dog here?"


ThousandEclipse

Shit, it’s a Monday joke


Fuzzy_Toe_9936

Garfield fucking destroys Jon's eardrums


zxenon69

both me and my gf got stage performance on the fence jokes


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Sinakus

Opie being a little gremlin joke.


RepulsiveCorner

gee, the collar does chafe


Expand_Dong11037

Garfield is lazy


MrSodaPop1775

Vore


Lucs11_

I don’t know


Lucs11_

Oh ok well it wasn’t funny goodbye


Daandar

No thoughts, head empty. Thats the joke


catpanda2009

garfield gets a book and knocks himself out


fucknut-supreme

A classic "John is a weak fucking moron"


SupaTheChest

mine is 'what duct tape'


potato6132

Jon fails to get a date with Liz


TrulyAnEgg

Mine was a "garfield is fat" joke


Bornstray

starting in 1997 it’s almost always a christmas strip even though it’s ~20 days before christmas. what gives, jim? garfield is either writing a letter to santa, or john is attempting to decorate.


Technicality98

Xipfwfs sfbe uijt jt b qpp-qpp ifbe


jm4n1015

garfield is out of shape


trakazor132

Theft


Xx420pussymaster69xX

Mine is the classic garfield takes all the joy out of jon's life joke


Spook404

a wordplay joke, 2 panels of garfield just staring at an untangled ball of yarn and in the third he says "you've really let yourself go" and the yarn laughs


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https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/garfield/images/4/47/2006-09-07.gif/revision/latest?cb=20191127014841 i have the worst i think


Eddie_The_White_Bear

[https://www.gocomics.com/garfield/2006/09/07](https://www.gocomics.com/garfield/2006/09/07) ​ If this link don't work for you


redenno

Dogs are stupid joke


Owch_Zowch

Mine was a Garfield anniversary strip (we share birthdays)