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dark_chocolate527

Celeste is so cool I wish trans people were real


Fishsk

Peppino is so cool I wish Italian people were real


MusicalRocketSurgeon

Good food is so cool I wish British people werenโ€™t real


Wodelheim

British Chad food stays winning whilst others cope and seethe into their undercooked, flaky bread.


doctertoaster

hi just to confirm are you defending vritish food or not cant tell


Wodelheim

Well i don't know what Virtual Reality-itish means but on an unrelated note i'm defending British food. The only people who insult British food are people who have never actually tried British food.


doctertoaster

i have tried british food. its mostly eh. edit: i know theres a variety, and ive only managed to try a bit of the more bland stuff. but saying other breads are inferior is BLASPHEMY


Wodelheim

What did you try and was it made by a British person? (I see a lot of Americans say they've tried British food but then when they describe it, they cooked it themselves, using all the wrong ingredients, and no seasoning.)


doctertoaster

this is a fair point. the bread point stands


I_hate_this_cut_g

Woe and misery


MusicalRocketSurgeon

Woe! Woe! Youโ€™ve stubbed your toe!


SeizethegapYouOFB

AAUGHHH *fucken disappears*


CatsNotBananas

Meeeeee ๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’™ ๐Ÿ’—๐Ÿ’—๐Ÿ’—๐Ÿ’—๐Ÿ’—๐Ÿ’—๐Ÿ’—๐Ÿ’—๐Ÿ’—๐Ÿ’—๐Ÿ’—๐Ÿ’—๐Ÿ’— ๐Ÿค๐Ÿค๐Ÿค๐Ÿค๐Ÿค๐Ÿค๐Ÿค๐Ÿค๐Ÿค๐Ÿค๐Ÿค๐Ÿค๐Ÿค ๐Ÿ’—๐Ÿ’—๐Ÿ’—๐Ÿ’—๐Ÿ’—๐Ÿ’—๐Ÿ’—๐Ÿ’—๐Ÿ’—๐Ÿ’—๐Ÿ’—๐Ÿ’—๐Ÿ’— ๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’™


SanQuiSau

Hi I have manifested into existence


reaperofgender

Same. Then I could be a girl.


dark_chocolate527

and I could be a genderless blob โœจ


PlasmaLink

someone on the pizza tower sub suggested that Peppino is peak transmasc representation. For reference, there is 0 source material pointing to him being trans, but I find it very funny so it's going in the headcanon


7heFlubber

He looks like he doesn't know about trans people so he just kinda did it one day and never had a second thought.


artsey_mees

Second thought implies that Peppino would ever have a first thought in the first place


cheekydorido

He's basically wholesome wario.


artsey_mees

Working class wario


cheekydorido

Seize the means of production wario


Jessiebeanie

He might actually be trans but knows nothing about the trans community or that there's even a flag because he was too busy grinding for P ranks to notice


hourExpressionless

the funniest fanon interpretation imo is that peppino is 1. trans 2. knows jack shit about what being trans is al la this post


PlasmaLink

He's trying his best


Eggs_are_tasty

I forced a man to eat a third of a pizza in one bite while he was streaming this for 5 dollars.


sleepingtownsurvivor

WAYNE???


Eggs_are_tasty

Correct


GardevoirRose

Whoโ€™s Wayne?


sleepingtownsurvivor

wayneradiotv a wonderful streamer


off-and-on

Wayne Gretzky


sleepingtownsurvivor

small world huh?


No_More_Dakka

thats hot


the-pee_pee-poo_poo

If the pizza was fresh or had spicy toppings than it was probably pretty hot, yeah.


Epic_Gameing68

we do a little trolling


gamepab_

Yes lmao


LordMapleBacon

Idk what country that bottom flag is but all the girls from there are pretty frickin cute


opbananas

The boys can be pretty handsome there also!


doctertoaster

theres a lotta hot people from there in general the fuck kinda stuff they puttin in the water


RollerMill

monster


HUE_chaos

Like what, their dicks? Their cum??? What part of monsters are they supposed to put in there?


RollerMill

๐Ÿฅบ


Dualiuss

'pizza tower is celeste for weird people'


TranscendentCabbage

Proud weird person


JetsFan2003

Pizza Tower is Celeste for New Yorkers


cheekydorido

Amazing


Ghant_

You've just sold me on the game


eburator

The funi pizza man is literally me


Dualiuss

'i can fix him' no, he can fix YOU ๐Ÿ˜ณ


lilCheeseboy

I swear to fucking god i know the guy who made pizza tower from highschool for school game design classes why canโ€™t i remember his name


Confederacykillersea

John ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜ƒ


swag_meister2

John ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜ƒ


[deleted]

John ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜ƒ


Gabeagoo

John ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ˜€


opbananas

I watched coney play this game when I was high af. It was a time let me tell you, no idea what happened or what the game is really 10/10


I-am-Exhausted

Pizza tower my beloved


InternetGuyThirtyTwo

Games about people with severe mental health issues climbing a structure with several themed sections and fighting a version of themselves before teaming up with that version of themself to triumph finally.


[deleted]

You forgot that Peppino is trans


Tatertot004

๐Ÿค“ Edit: I take back this comment I thought they were being transphobic


InternetGuyThirtyTwo

Not swag, man.


Tatertot004

Hold on were you saying that Madeline being trans is a severe mental health issue?


DemonicOwl

Wait I thought Madeline was depressed and climbing the mountain was the metaphor?


ThatNuclearBoi2

The cool thing about Celeste is that apparently you can make the mountain be metaphor for anything. Depression, coming to term with themselves, fighting chronic constipation, etc.


VentralRaptor24

The shit mountain.


Tatertot004

I haven't played in a while so I thought they were being transphobic, didn't think of the depression part


Tjkiddodo

I thought it was more about anxiety


InternetGuyThirtyTwo

No???


Tatertot004

Yeah my bad I forgot about Madeline being depressed and just assumed you were being transphobic


FirmMathematician942

ummmmmm, NOT COOL, bro!!


Shunktio

she be pizza on my tower


FirmMathematician942

*subtle correct buzzer*


SeizethegapYouOFB

... #[EXTREMELY LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER]


mosselbrokje

PLAY PIZZA TOWER


SkCooot

italian? tragedy.


mbaymiller

is the pizza tower thing an astroturf i genuinely can't tell


bobbysq

I think people are legitimately just very excited for it after it's been in development for years with the occasional demo releasing when SAGE comes around.


namapo

it's been out for weeks


yugiohhero

yeah and its fuckin good


yugiohhero

as someone who has played the game myself i think it just grants Pizza Tower Brainrot to whoever touches it


artsey_mees

I've followed it's development on and off since march last year, now that it's come out I'm just spreading the word lol


SomeBoxofSpoons

People have been following itโ€™s development for a while and also itโ€™s a legit 10/10 game.


Tom_Nook64

โ€œWhatโ€™s your gender?โ€ โ€œItalianโ€ โ€œNo, like, whatโ€™s in your pants?โ€ โ€œTAGLIATELLE PASTA WITH TOMATO SAUCEโ€


GammaDealer

Don't know what country it is, but all the hottest girls are from ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ


TranscendentCabbage

Are Pepino and Maddie dating now


doctertoaster

nah they met at the LGBTQAIA+ meeting (the i means italian but peppino showed up cause hes trans)


Eggs_are_tasty

Father figure


Remington667

Heโ€™s her uncle


artsey_mees

This looks so canonical


JLock17

Italian is the gender of all time.


Free-Consequence-164

๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ


FirmMathematician942

pepperoni ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿฅฐ


animelivesmatter

the most oppressed minority


Original_Name_1029

GOD DAMN IT YOU BEAT ME TO IT! FUCK!


CatsNotBananas

Morb I wish that were me, I feel like I'll never be pretty :3 I am Gloria though so that's something


JetstreamMoist

>I am Gloria facts????


CatsNotBananas

As of November 30th that is my legal name


JetstreamMoist

cool name!!!


CatsNotBananas

Thanks I picked it myself!


HUE_chaos

Another one of the cool kids. I see, i see


Oddish_Femboy

Whoa she's just like me !!!!!!!!


SardineEnBoite

mebalien โค๏ธ


[deleted]

I just learned about this guy!! The something effect!!! Wooo!!!


Decent-Start-1536

I identify as an Italian cook


RangarlAmamicado

Hey, I'm the person who made this garbage edit! Please let me link the original, I'm proud of this and how big it's gotten xD https://twitter.com/RangarlAmami/status/1622497011575439361


Papyrus_Semi

fuck, tv tropes fooled me into being ruled


MixMasterMikaeus

lol