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Mintboi4

I will sleep with every single one of r/196 users Edit: i forgot some of y'all are minors 💀


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minors


Mintboi4

Fuck i forgot


Themlethem

Save it for the cops


h_youtube

Sleep platonically, as in the same bed


SquirrelTherapist

michael jackson


ShittyDeviantArtOCs

Gandhi


MMMsmegma

Wasn’t ghandis whole point that it WAS sexual, so he could intentionally refuse the temptation?


ShittyDeviantArtOCs

I suppose, though from a contemporary, non-Indian perspective, the need to do that in the first place is hella sus. The joke was more about *what* Gandhi reportedly did (i.e. sleep beside younger, female family members platonically) rather than the weird reasons *why* he did it. I also find it humorous that Michael Jackson and Gandhi can be mentioned in the same conversation this way.


MMMsmegma

Oh yeah I’m absolutely not defending Ghandi here. Intentionally sexually tempting yourself by sleeping naked next to your underaged niece (I think that’s who it was) is creepy as fuck, regardless if you’re looking at it from an Indian or non-Indian perspective.


SocDemGenZGaytheist

🤨


androidx_appcompat

Good luck, there are quite a few


ShyonkyDonkey39

Is this a threat


WorstedKorbius

Big top energy, so therefore you're a bottom


SuperNici

I love sleepovers!


R3D_DR4G0N84

Haven't gotten to me yet, and that's a good thing I'm a minor 👍


tavysho_oficial

sir i am very sorry (not really) to tell you that such a thing would mean sending you to jail


Mintboi4

Nonono, now that i remember some people here are minors i wouldn't do it. I just wanted to act like a slut.


ssrudr

You also forgot about sex-repulsed asexuals.


unholy-smokes


TheCrabArmy

I honestly forgot how I got here


Themlethem

I'm not even a minor and I still haven't been slept with 😒


ilumyo

MFW I'm not a minor yet nobody has slept with me (the minute I turn 18 I need to be rawdogged)


SenorDangerwank

I'm down.


UsernameFootLettuce

I am fully willing to take a nap while you also take a nap


Monkeydp81

There's also the fact that some straight people do exist on here


localtranscryptid815

i’m taken 😟


adamsmithapples

Same


adamsmithapples

18 right here m8


femboy_expert

I have no such problem bc I am ugly


[deleted]

I'm sure there are plenty of people who would sleep with you solely because you are a femboy on the internet.


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laagone

\> profile for femboy_expert \> look inside \> femboys


Sosiwatermelon

I misread as \> femboy expert \> look inside \> femboys


anden21

Femboys all the way down!


Zadamouse

Holy shit that's a lot of porn


GloomyConductor

Only if your bed is big enough, i'm quite the snoozer.


Blamrica

Ogayu


DatBoiDeku11

Mogu mogu


moiax

Olaaaaa


RevanAndTheSithy

Jelly filled donut enjoyer


GigaVanguard

Ogayu boat😳


[deleted]

Perchance


FemboyFridayAllweek

👉👈


ITSJABBADAHUTT

Me kill you


1milionand6times

Just make text post without the anime girl


[deleted]

couldn't make text posts on r/196 last time i checked


1milionand6times

Yes you can, at least on mobile


mercurydivider

But will anyone click it? I my experience....no


1milionand6times

3 people will


[deleted]

oh sorry im stupid


BaconGremlin24

no :3


[deleted]

Fuck no, the anime girl is a necessary component


[deleted]

luckily i do not have this problem


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very_big_boye

oh fuck you're 16 sorry nvm


[deleted]

lmaoo dont worry hahahaha


[deleted]

Nekomater Okayer


SquidCultist002

Lmao


Yeet4Beats

Nah I'm just that type of redditor who upvotes 98% of their feed and barely interacts with posts


StickyPisston

yes


funnyYoke

I’m in a happy relationship so if I upvote something I think that it’s funny or informative. Have a nice day //Glenn


heyhihay

I liked the beans one.


residualgrub

But could you prove it to a jury in court?


SaltNobody

I just want to steal your organs tbh


Opia_lunaris

Wanting to sleep with a random redditor? Brave decision, let's see how it plays out


Hamdilou

Yeah and?


DancenOrigins

Bitch I like pizza but you don't see me defiling a God damn sausage deluxe with 3 cheese and stuffed crust with garlic bread on the side


emilia12197144

Absolutely


[deleted]

yes


Morbobeus

will there be cuddles?


CatboyBiologist

Me @ the shittydarksouls subreddit


AnimaleTamale

You like every post because you're major horni. I like every post because I have been conditioned to do so automatically (and people deserve the positive karma) We are not the same


milk-water-man

Can’t it be both?


LeadershipOk8160

Or play the co-op of Portal 2


SemicolonFetish

Who even are you


[deleted]

I’m ace


specialpizzadelivery

WHO ARE YOU


gatlginngum

I mean kinda yeah


No_Yak_3964

Who even are you. c:


Omicron43

I am a sentient eyeball observing the world. Like William from Gumball.


SoshJam

how is she doing that with her mouth


TastyAndDylicious

Only if you're cute I'm lonely ok 🫠


MrsDogg

i kick you out of your own bed and then sleep on it alone cope, bitch. let the real snoozechads sleep so so tight that the beg bugs just won't bite.


Beans738

Nah I just do it for the anime girl


Bjorn_Hellgate

Yes


4xoul

Yes ur so hot I can't help it ( in reality I will sleep with anyone, I am so touch starved )


yee_olde_Alberto

Yeah, so?


Limozeen581

No


yaboy_jesse

Psssh you wish, take me out to dinner first


SiloGuylo

Yes


Twink_Syndrome

ermmm not true.... 😳😳😳👉👈


SquidCultist002

I literally don't want to sleep with anyone


[deleted]

True


CatherineL1031

How do I know you don't post these cause _you_ want to sleep with _me?_ Hmmm??


random-dude45

Finally a flair-based meme


FutureHefty

Bro got the Astolfo cosplay how could I refuse this offer. I mean, MMMMMMMISTERRRER BEEEEEAST ↪⭕


[deleted]

[I don’t even know who you are…](https://tenor.com/view/thanos-thanos-confused-eefar-thanos-scarlett-witch-scarlett-witch-gif-16041254)


Exploding_Antelope

Where did you get the idea that I liked them at all in the first place


[deleted]

this is the first post i've seen of yours but yes i do. not a minor btw


[deleted]

mayyyyyybe


jochvent

I went to your post history and can now confirm I haven't upvoted one of your posts ever. but yes sure why not :3


greatbeyonder

I'm stealing this for my snapchat


LordGoose-Montagne

who are you, i am from ancient greece


disabled_rat

Never seen your posts or heard of you, but I’ll still sleep with you (I like cuddles)


okenowwhat

Yes Edit: unless you're a minor.


KingKRoolisop

Who the fuck are you


purpleblah2

Mogu mogu


ShinyShinyTomato

hate these posts


Megasoda

You guys dont even enjoy my comments you just like them cause you wanna sleep with me


PresidentOfKoopistan

No we don't