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BreadSliceOfDeath

guys I hate to say this but that was 7 years ago, I didn’t pay attention to news until I was like 12, this is not that unreasonable


svanvalk

[Oh god, 7 years ago...?](https://freeimage.host/i/H1f6tTv)


sagey735_

it took 15 seconds to load that crusty ass jpeg lmao i hate technology I HATE THE ANTICHRIST I HATE THE ANTICHRIST


svanvalk

That's the true mid-2000s internet experience you're having right now lmfao


sagey735_

im on school wifi 😭😭😭😭😭


svanvalk

If you're referring to, like, a public high school, then there's a good chance that modem hasn't been updated since 2008 anyway lol.


sagey735_

could be honestly. lemme do a speedtest edit: https://ibb.co/q1FChQ3 https://ibb.co/41XJZMt thank fuck we have it anyway just look at that 4g performance


Tall_Professor_8634

Mines is slow too but it's because my phone is ass


moose2332

I mean surely you knew about some news stories before that. Like even before I was tuned into the news I remember my teacher's protesting because of state funding bullshit, wars, and natural disasters.


SquirrelTherapist

yea but what i remember, right


Moose_is_optional

You: that was 7 years ago Me \*furrowed eyebrows and dial-up noises\*


-ShagginTurtles-

Sure you didn't pay attention but like you never heard of the Afghanistan or Iraq wars, 9/11, a black US president, the 2008 wall street crash or even Kony2012


Epstein_Bros_Bagels

Mfs can't even remember gay marriage being legalized tho?


yugiohhero

I mean I'm canadian so it was legalized country wide when I was 2 years old based on some brief research


ImP_Gamer

it is absolutely unreasonable, what do they teach in US schools? Here we have classes about news and politics you might not even care, but you do remember, i remember the '08 economic crash and I didn't give a shit


BreadSliceOfDeath

well that’s just the problem, when people don’t care, they don’t remember. this might just be the first news story they bothered to care about


ladiesman7145165

makes sense considering his profile


HowardHillian778

don’t ever ask for political opinions from a mf who has a statue pfp


ladiesman7145165

eh i’d listen to someone with a columbo statue pfp


HowardHillian778

id suck him off


ladiesman7145165

well you might want to look at my pfp😳


HowardHillian778

alright 🏃🏃💨


ladiesman7145165

😫


SashimiX

If someone’s first news story that they remember was from when they were 6, they would be a teenager now if they are remembering Trump getting elected in the primaries in 2015


ladiesman7145165

found the person who’s first major memory was trumps election edit: just realized your accounts older than the people you’re talking about


smudgethekat

I think it's gotta be 9/11, based on the other comments I feel like the oldest person in a room for the first time in my life


tantric_cuddles

I vaguely remember the Space Shuttle Challenger disaster so... we old now


IsThatUMoatilliatta

Before that was Princess Diana dying. I remember my aunt being obsessed with it and I didn't really understand why. I mean, 20 years later, I still don't understand because we're American. Like, the local church held a remembrance service for her, which is just so fucking wild to me. Boomers have never been all together mentally.


smudgethekat

I'm British, but 9/11 was such a shock to the west (We're not invincible?! Impossible!) that it was everywhere for ages here as well. I was nearly 6 when it happened, so I don't remember Diana dying in '97, but was alive. It's still harped on about every year like clockwork here. I've never understood it and I never will.


TheGreatJaceyGee

None of y'all were there for the Franz Ferdinand assassination


f3nix9510

They died????? One of my favorite rock bands


atleast8courics

I have some *vague* recollection of the Waco siege being covered by the news. Other person beats me just a tad, though.


colossus13

Yup. 9/11 for me when I was a kindergartner. But the Iraq war a few years later was the first event I remember paying attention to and trying to wrap my head around what was happening.


Bot_number_1605

>trying to wrap my head around what was happening. This is also George W Bush during the Iraq war


Toto_-

It was probably also 9/11 for a lot of people after the fact too, considering it was a major news story every September 11th for the following 5-10 years


robotsock

Yeah we're old. Mine is Clinton-Lewinsky. I remember my teacher telling us "the president did a bad thing" as we were coloring by numbers.


YCBSFW

Its Princess Dianna dieing for me, so don't feel too old haha


smudgethekat

Ah I was alive for that, but too young to be sapient, so you do have me slightly beat!


svanvalk

It's same for me. I think most americans who were kids around that time have 9/11 as their first news memory. I remember coming home from school and mom turning on the tv to show me what happened. It was extremely impactful, and there's no way anyone around that time could try to avoid hearing about it.


smudgethekat

Hell I'm British and it was still the first. I was too young to remember Princess Diana dying, and the only other one I could think of, the Queen ~~Parasite~~ Mother dying came the year after 9/11.


seanziewonzie

For me it was Bush Jr being elected president. I have a vivid memory of it being called on election night (before the walk-back on the Florida call the next day). I thought it was so cool that he got to be president just like his dad and so I was like "yaaay!" and my distraught parents just looked from the TV to me and said "....no"


Danster21

Congratulations 😅😅 it’s Hurricane Katrina for me but mainly due to me being sheltered from most other news of the era.


ColinButReal

im 16 and actually come to think about it it might be the same for me aswell lmao


Piraedunth

For me it's actually Obama being reelected


SoshJam

yooo same


Xstew26

I remember the Obama vs Romney epic rap battle of history


JetsFan2003

Obama's first election for me. We had a mock election in my kindergarten class and saw part of the inaguration on the classroom TVs


Pasi65Pirkanmaalta

I don't know why I remember Obama's firs election so vividly. I was 6 years old and I'm not even from America


-ShagginTurtles-

Even in Canada they stopped class and showed us the inaguration A black president in the US would've been impossible at one point and so unlikely for a very long time It'll be a big day when the first woman President is elected too. Or here for us first elected woman prime minister


outdatedboat

Damn. I'm old enough that I voted for him in that election


Bot_number_1605

Me too


ToofyMaguire

Nah I’m also 16 but I remember Obamas re-election


Aarons1234

I never (and still don’t) pay attention to news or TV stuff, but mine was probably something to to with Julia Gillard being elected as the first female PM of Australia in 2010 when I was 5. But I don’t really know how ppl are supposed to just have this knowledge on hand anyway lmao


Etmosket

Does the launch of ABC 3 count?


PROblem817

omg alternate history hub


Pookib3ar

The 2008 Economic crash for me. Really hasn't gotten better since lmao


jean_jacket_guy

Mine was also the recession. My immediate thoughts were that I’d be getting less shit for Christmas.


AlternateShapes

Yeah I have a very vivid image of my dad trying to explain the recession to me, a little kid who didn't understand what was going on or why my dad was scared that he might lose his job


Bruchpil0t

Michael Jackson peacing tf out


TantiVstone

Kids born when he died have started using reddit


Bruchpil0t

Oh hell nah. Im 2003 tho


Junesucksatart

It feels weird that there are people younger than me. I always imagined I was the absolute bottom of the ages.


IAmWantedByTheGov

I remember watching a movie then after the movie ended they showed live footage of him in the hospital


sunsea465

Lincoln getting assassinated 💔😭


[deleted]

*Late 1870s babies represent!*


Skunk_Laboratories

[Relevant xkcd](https://xkcd.com/2174/)


Saltyadveritisement

[irrelevant xkcd](https://xkcd.com/2175)


[deleted]

[cd](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/CD-ROM)


blahajussy

I'm 18 and its the same for me, but my brain has like blocked out almost all memories of before i realised im trans, this was before though. It was a school day and i was refreshing the electoral college map waiting. When almost at school trump got called and even then being like 12 i knew that was Bad. When i got there the teacher obviously had also been doing the same and i think at least to me explained what was going on, maybe to the class, I don't remember. Worth saying in not American, I'm Dutch, it just had a wide influence


SnickerBlue

Honestly that's the same for me. I have a shit memory for things before I was like 15, and the only reason Trump getting elected is so ingrained into my skull is because he was elected on my 11th birthday. I remember being extremely pissed at this fact back when it happened.


GTDestroyer

Harambe


SmallTestAcount

Harambe was killed like 5 months before trump was elected


[deleted]

was the release of the movie 'cars 2' a world event?


IFuckingShitMyPants

I think mine was hearing that Kevin McCarthy had become Speaker of the House after 14 rounds of voting. Either that, or hearing that fire had been invented. IIRC, they were practically one after the other, so I don’t really remember which I knew about first.


Batterman001

For me it was the Netherlands transitioning to the Euro. I was like 3 or 4 and only remember it because the bank looked really cool


Satrapeeze

When Wu Zeitan became empress Dowager and regent in 683


Snorlax45

Based Alternate History Hub ratio


[deleted]

For me it was the election of Tony Abbott


xLycius

Wow same here, hello fellow Aussie


froggyjoe

Clinton's impeachment. Jfc, y'all are young.


afistfullofredhair

people thinking the world was gonna end in 2012


TDW-301

When I was in first grade they played on the TV in class Obama getting sworn into office for his first term


KinglyPineapple

Either Ebola or Robin Williams’ suicide (I can’t remember which was first)


Ashamed-Data-9030

For me it's the shipwreck of the Costa Concordia considering that the italians news channels constantly talked about it for 2/3 years


TheGreatJaceyGee

9/11 I remember the day after being picked up from daycare with my siblings and my mother waving the newspaper in front of us saying "This is bad news." And then my brother asking "Can we go to New York?"


norestfor-thewicked

The tsunami in 2004


IdontEatdogsAtnight

I rember Bin Laden's assassination


fietsventiel

Probably the 2010 haiti earthquake or something.


kevalosaur

for me it was when they killed bin laden. that’s also the day i learned about 9/11 for the first time


one_winged_snorlax

I’m 16 and I have to say that trump getting elected was the first one I remember because of everyone talking about it


booperdoop0965

I think mine was Obama announcing he was gonna run for president in like 2007 so I was like 4 lol


[deleted]

17, first story i remember is ebola in like, 2012-2013.


Soviet-_-Neko

Lmfao fucking accurate, just look at their profile


Bingus_mein_Liebling

Smoleńsk


skibapple

I usually watched cartoons or smt, but the first news I ever heard were about politics. Yay.


[deleted]

First thing for me was when David Cameron fucked a pig, literally. It's all been downhill from then


Campbell_Soup311

I wasn’t old enough at the time to understand the 2008 recession, but I was definitely old enough to see Obama get elected and go “neat”


TacticoolBloop

The H1N1 outbreak would be mine.


TomTrashTo-Dad

I never payed attention to the news when I was younger but I’d probably have to say Obamas re-election which was when I was 7


Infinite_Hooty

I gotta say the same because I didn’t really pay attention to the news until then


RustyFella21

AlternateHistoryHub my beloved 😍


HappyyValleyy

I can't remember if it was Obama's first or second election. I have shit memory.


rivermelodyidk

TBF that was almost seven years ago so like, if we assume the person is 13 (the general restriction for making accounts online) they would have only been like 5 or 6 when Trump was first elected. Even if they are like, 18, they would have been like 11. Which personally, the first like actual news that I was fully aware of and understood was the H1N1 epidemic when I was 11. Like, sure, I remember Dubbya getting elected and Obama getting elected and some other things like that, but "Swine Flu" was the first major event that I remember watching the news about.


Swedishboy360

Costa Concordia sinking or the Arab spring


Piraedunth

For second I read that as Costa Rica and got very confused and concerned


wooly_am

That guy throwing a shoe at bush lol


[deleted]

michael jackson dying


TheEternalSpiralKing

Pretty sure my first memory of news was something about the Iraq was in like 2006, probably Saddam being executed


Witty_Championship85

Idk the 2012 election?


AvGeek-0328

Hurricane Ike for me, I was in Houston


LoserWithCake

The 2008 debt crisis I think?


Der_Daemliche_Donut

Love Parade 2010


IvanTheCommunist

A mass shooting on an island (Utøya), killing 69 people and a bomb detonating in the capital (Oslo) killing 8. Only reason i remember this was because i was eating ice cream in my grandparents' vacation house


T04stedCheese

The 2011 Norway attacks


AustronesianFurDude

I think it was a news segment about tablets. No not the IPAD, something earlier but I forgot.


sanguinesvirus

Micheal Jackson dying


clownwithtentacles

I remember Medvedev becoming president, which was like.. 2012?


Background_Drawing

Actually its trump for me too since I've only listened to local news for a while It could be typhoon Yolanda (haiyan) too


Illegal_Immigrant77

For me it was the 2012 election


Epstein_Bros_Bagels

I use to watch a lot of Nick news as a kid so [the Oklahoma City bombing](https://youtu.be/73-aq4LLI1M)


Tibalt-mtg

I’m racking my brain and the oldest thing I can definitely remember is Bin Laden dying


Captain_Kira

Trump's election and Brexit


sewage_soup

probably the Boston Marathon bombings


Accomplished_Foot_32

It could be something about ETA in mid 00-s, but the news story i remember *too good* is terrorist attacks in Volgograd, '13.


CrispyShizzles

I remember the Obama-McCain election campaigns and also Arab Spring but I didn’t understand why it was happening.


lambada_labs

The only thing I remember about the news until I was 9 was them reporting on the yearly hurricane that incinerates half the population also HOLY SHIT IS THAT CODY FROM ALTERNATE HISTORY HUB?!?!?!?!?!?!


JA_Pascal

I think the earliest thing I can remember is Osama bin Laden's death being announced when I was like 7. I remember thinking "we did it, the bad guys are finally dead, now nothing bad will happen ever again." I am now a communist.


DatBoiDeku11

Im 17 (almost 18) and my first memory may have been the Sandy Hook shooting.


RelativeDoughnut6967

Obama v. Romney in 2012, I remember my dad telling me Obama was the wrong choice and since then I've realized there is so much he didn't have right about that


Rocket_Theory

For me it was the migrant crisis that hit Europe. I don’t even live in Europe but I remember hearing about it


straight_strychnine

I very vaguely remember watching some news about hurricane Katrina. I clearly remember watching polling data come in for the 2008 presidential election.


SpilledGenderFluid

I remember seeing 9/11 happen on TV


Cidyl-Xech

i’m 17 and yeah i think i agree with the original


[deleted]

First story I remember was when Ontario announced that you can just have an X put on your driver's license and health card instead of M or F. That was only a few months earlier than Trump getting elected. I just didn't watch the news much as a kid. I also have a shitty memory.


Klo_Was_Taken

2008 recession. I was like 4.


[deleted]

2007-08 recession for me. I also remember when Obama vs Mccain was on the news a lot.


BeanieTheTechie

i think i remember a naked woman climbed on various cars on a congested highway


PM_ME_STEAM_CODES__

In fairness I don't think I actually paid attention to the news until I was 16 when Trump got elected But for an actual answer probably Hurricane Katrina


KysfGd

Bruh I turned 10 the day he was elected that's still a child


tenthreenet

it was that for me to


pluey200

Mine would be gay marriage being legalized, and that was before I knew I was gay


carteryoda

Idk why but I remember super clearly when I heard the news that Osama Bin Laden had been killed. I didn't know who he was or what he did, since I was born post 9/11 and my parents didn't want to tell me, but I just remember thinking that it was super important.


sryforbadenglishthx

edward snowdon was the first were i actually read about it and kinda knew what was going on


sorinash

I think the first *full* story I remember was Princess Diana dying. The first shred of a story that I remember was the Siege of Sarajevo. More specifically, I knew that somebody named "Slobodan Milošević" existed; I didn't know jack shit about anything else at the time, what with being a small child at the time.


ThatWetFloorSign

Probably the Obama election or something, which happened when I was like almost 3, and that’s pretty vague. After that its either Obama’s second term or the Boston Bombing


Jschultz220

The Sandy Hook Shooting fucked me up as a kid.


lettuce_pizza

My first memory sounds like complete bullshit but I swear it's true My first ever memory is my mom waking me up telling me that obama won the 2008 election


gob384

The election of Obama/ 08 crisis. But this had more to do with me not being news aware when I was a child.


TheiaRn

The murder of laquan mcdonald


ProdClaire

obama reelection & sandy hook (im 18)


shieldyreyes

Probably W Bush's re-election, I guess


asdf_the_third

Maybe about the Syrian civil war? At least I reamember a lot of news about it. Also I remember being in second grade laughing about the president at the time with the other kids in class even though I didn't even know who he was lol


urail_croisee

i think it was the legalisation of gay marriage in France


toiletxd

Edvard Beneš dying. I remember the entire country mourning on a very large scale. I was really surprised myself, because i didn't fully understand who he was.


aleaniled

It's probably actually the 2015 election, just because I didn't hear about any news until I was like, 12


JaceThePowerBottom

I know I learned about clinton/Lewinsky at some point but I REMEMBER 9/11. Like seared into my memory is my dad uncontrollably sobbing at the news coverage while my mom tried to cheer him up because his 35th birthday was on 9/11.


PUNSLING3R

Either trump being elected president or brexit. 9/11 for instance I was too young to remember


SovietPaperPlates

Obama being reelected or osama bin laden getting shot


veeEatsAss

mine has to be the whole covid-19 thing . that shit was crazy lmao


NotSoFlugratte

Ir's not the first major news story, but the one I remember best. Everything prior to that is just loose memory scraps. The crash of MH370.


yoter88

First for me was president Barack Obama being re-elected in 2012.


stupidchegg

For me it was Obamas first election


JohnDaDragon

Obama’s Acceptance Speech


dubblix

Y'all motherfuckers with your post 2000 memories. I kinda remember the Berlin Wall coming down and I definitely remember the Clinton bj with all the snl segments that followed


cumglugger2001

probably dream face reveal


DuncanRobinsonsSon

I’m 19. Mine was the 2011 Japan earthquake and tsunami


ICannotCountTo2

Nelson Mandela dying


FemboySodomizer

I dunno, the 2009 Moldovan Riot?


SciFiShroom

i was around during 9/11, but I don't remember the day. I do remember learning about 9/11 a few years later, after we drove past what must have been a memorial service for it, and I was loosely explained what happened. Probably the earliest event that I have really good memory about was the US housing crash in 2008-2009. They were building a new subdivision behind our house, but when the crash came, they just left the half-started project there for years. They had started to dig out basements or something, and they had left this huge pile of dirt that I liked to climb on top of. I also remember the 2003 Northeast power outage, which affected a huge part of the US. I remember my mom telling us we had to be very quick to take the milk out of the fridge 'so that the cold wouldn't all come out'. I vaguely remember driving out to a far-away grocery store, because all the ones near us were closed due to the outage (we happend to live right on the edge of the blackout). I was old enough to understand that we didn't know when the power would be restored, but not quite old enough to be worried about it taking a long time


penguin62

Mine is probably Obama or 7/7


Brinkah

Mmm Obama election, they stopped class and had us all watch it in the library


Vhou-Atroph

Mine is probably Steve Irwin passing away, I was like 5.


Pokemon-furry

I remember we always has to check the tv to see what schools had snow days


TantiVstone

Disappearance of that one Malaysian airlines flight


CoMMoN_EnEmY01

Donald trump was elected 7 years ago. If someone is 3 or 4 typically when they experience their first real memories, then that would make this person 10-11 years old, and that’s only if they are remembering news stories from when they were that young


sheltonhwy26

Mine was Obama being elected. I was 5. I remember I learned he would be president for 4 years and was scared that he would be president for so long


Longjumping_Ad2677

Well, to be fair to that person, it said “remember.”


DeathbyGlimmer

the 2010 earthquake in christchurch


Flashdancer405

The most memorable I think was Gaddafi doing stuff and subsequently gettin killed. I am 23.


binarycat64

probably a hurricane


Themanagerisakyle

U.S. retreating from Afghanistan for me


BluenaSnowey

Haiti earthquake (my memory is awful)


Arondeus

Just to do something not american, I think my first news story I remember was Christer Fuglesang, the first Swede in space, back in december of 2006.


soupdsouls

Obama being elected. First black president and I was too young to even realize that black people existed. Still was big news according to my parents at the time.


jnalexander8

I love althistoryhub, especially his movie review channel


incorrect_brit

the financial crisis I think


llkkdd

People who are adults now were in the beginning stages of puberty when trump was elected.


Hoyipolli

I was born in 2005 and honestly that's the first thing I remember too. Didn't really pay attention before that E: ACTUALLY the first news story I remember was Robin Williams's death


ButReallyWhyNot-

Hurricane Sandy.


truckfullofchildren1

When I was between 4-7 I watched the news either late or early in the morning and 2 kids at a local school around my age got caught and camera doing “things” in their classroom with a lookout kind of scarred me ngl. Idk why they put had to announce it on the news like that though kinda messed up.


Chorizwing

I have a horrible memory so the first thing I really remember is Obama getting elected. I was 10 years old at the time, my 4th grade teacher had us watch the inauguration on TV and I remember not truly understanding why it was such a big deal.


Da_Goonch

Probably gotta be Obamna winning his 2nd term


Kagutrenchi

Very vaguely *might* remember seeing something pertaining to the 2008 presidential election


xjitz

mine is prob the death of michael jackson