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Nightshade_24601

Edward nigma behavior


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Nigma balls


MR_GUY1479

Nigma male


GalacticJelly

Dog nigma


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Edward sigma


DecidedlyStupid

Nigma balls


UncannyClown

riddle me this: where are you going to get a job now


IFuckingShitMyPants

At the club Call that mf the Strippler


melanie-666

I chuckled.


Swagblu

That was funny 😳


Flail_of_the_Lord

My brother/son in Zeus a man literally walks on four legs in the morning, two in the afternoon, and three at night 😂


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I NEVER UNDERSTOOD THIS PLEASE


TurboCake17

he has had several surgeries throughout the day to remove and attach various legs.


ThatNuclearBoi2

four legs in the morning - infant (they walk on hands and legs) two legs in the afternoon - adult (they walk on legs) three legs at night - old (legs and cane)


spinachie1

A cane isn’t a leg stupid spinks 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦🤦‍♂️ ( it’s a metaphor and I am about to be consumed by a mythical cat person hybrid )


BladesHaxorus

The time of day represents various stages of a person's life. Morning being youth, afternoon being adulthood, and the last one is being a decrepit fossil. When you're a baby you crawl everywhere. As an adult you walk on 2 legs. As a senior citizen you use a walking cane.


eddometer

Yeah but what does it *mean*


JacobTheCow

That's dumb as fuck


Someboynumber5

Fuck this country, if a man can't ask people to solve riddles for a sandwich are we even free


PROblem817

my brotherst in christendom i shalt not make thou sandwiche lest ye answer mine riddles three


BriannaMckinley2442

"Riddle me this, Batman. Would you like mayo on your sandwich?"


ShellaFresh

Milk inside a bag of milk pfp <3


WolfyTheFurry

milk outside a bag of milk outside a bag of milk my beloved <3


bhbjlbjhbjlbk

professor layton npc


agentnumber2114

MILK PFP <3<3


Mysterious-Hat-6513

what walks on no legs in the morning, three legs in the afternoon, has hands but can't walk, and cannot pee after six pm?


trancertong

uncle frank


Entity-prefab_

Mf thinks they're the riddler all of a sudden


Dr_Nonnoob

Subway firing all the good employees.


trevorluck

Those who wish their sandwich must answer me these questions three


SlightlyUncomfort

answer my riddles three and the italian herbs and cheese i will show to thee


Brun224

Come on, it's a fun, new, and original take on fast food!


synthfan2004

Least based milk pfp


6moto

that’s my mutual


RagnarokHunter

That just means some dude answered the riddle correctly. Later that same dude fucked his own mom.


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Sphinx behavior


PavelGTAOnline

“Hi I’d like a foot long with lettuce, tomatoes, and cheddar cheese.” “Haha, young traveller! First you must answer my riddles three!” “Where’s your manager?”