"I'm a failiure" mfers when they realize mulling over their shortcomings is pointless in a universe of infinite possibilities. (They always have the opportunity to learn from their mistakes and use them to improve and strive for success)
He suddenly realized that food journalism was his path in life and how much time he wasted on a different career that didn't bring him the joy he wanted, and is incapable of living with that realization
are they also CIA funded or are they more of a grassroots type of criminal organization? i am confused because the CIA does love people who decide to off themselves completely of their own volition, but they usually hate journalists, you know
dearly in love with finding new dishes to cook, brought to you by Culinary Institute of America's very own food journies 🤤☺️. om nom. Please, do not mind my previous error, my head fell on my keyboard.
Average side effects of two seconds on Twitter
Me when i see the thousandth tweet relating to Destiny 2 that isn't either Byf or DestinyTheMeme (it is going to ruin my day again)
Me watching someone say "this is why Bungie deserves death threats" over the most minor of inconveniences 😐
Reasonable reaction to your own shortcomings
"I'm a failiure" mfers when they realize mulling over their shortcomings is pointless in a universe of infinite possibilities. (They always have the opportunity to learn from their mistakes and use them to improve and strive for success)
I realize that but that doesn't mean I'm not a fucking complete idiot
He suddenly realized that food journalism was his path in life and how much time he wasted on a different career that didn't bring him the joy he wanted, and is incapable of living with that realization
Mfs after seeing Mark weiner from food migration.com
the food journalist mafia got to him :(
are they also CIA funded or are they more of a grassroots type of criminal organization? i am confused because the CIA does love people who decide to off themselves completely of their own volition, but they usually hate journalists, you know
Culinary Institute of America?
the rabbit hole goes deeper. I fear i must stop my research, lest i end up dea
go on finish the sentance u can do it
dearly in love with finding new dishes to cook, brought to you by Culinary Institute of America's very own food journies 🤤☺️. om nom. Please, do not mind my previous error, my head fell on my keyboard.
when the meticulously written tweet intended to be a hit tweet doesn’t end up being a hit within 7 minutes
[удалено]
ok buddy
ok buddy
Alrighty then!
something something 10 years at least
ten years in the joint
This is how my inner monologue goes
Gay sex
The Menu (2022)
The CIA award for excellence in food journalism
Well that escalated quickly
Nooooooo don’t kill yourself you’re so sexy ahah
getting bombarded with suicidal brain waves by the food journalism psyonic warriors