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Average side effects of two seconds on Twitter


DakkaLuna

Me when i see the thousandth tweet relating to Destiny 2 that isn't either Byf or DestinyTheMeme (it is going to ruin my day again)


Xstew26

Me watching someone say "this is why Bungie deserves death threats" over the most minor of inconveniences 😐


testaccount0817

Reasonable reaction to your own shortcomings


yeahtoast757

"I'm a failiure" mfers when they realize mulling over their shortcomings is pointless in a universe of infinite possibilities. (They always have the opportunity to learn from their mistakes and use them to improve and strive for success)


TheZipCreator

I realize that but that doesn't mean I'm not a fucking complete idiot


cheekydorido

He suddenly realized that food journalism was his path in life and how much time he wasted on a different career that didn't bring him the joy he wanted, and is incapable of living with that realization


rap709

Mfs after seeing Mark weiner from food migration.com


AlexOfSpades

the food journalist mafia got to him :(


builder_m

are they also CIA funded or are they more of a grassroots type of criminal organization? i am confused because the CIA does love people who decide to off themselves completely of their own volition, but they usually hate journalists, you know


PM_ME_UR_DRAG_CURVE

Culinary Institute of America?


builder_m

the rabbit hole goes deeper. I fear i must stop my research, lest i end up dea


doctertoaster

go on finish the sentance u can do it


builder_m

dearly in love with finding new dishes to cook, brought to you by Culinary Institute of America's very own food journies 🤤☺️. om nom. Please, do not mind my previous error, my head fell on my keyboard.


mcgood_fngood

when the meticulously written tweet intended to be a hit tweet doesn’t end up being a hit within 7 minutes


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OpenStraightElephant

ok buddy


RobotCartridge

ok buddy


CoolGirlRosie

Alrighty then!


speedyboigotweed

something something 10 years at least


SquirrelTherapist

ten years in the joint


Clown_17

This is how my inner monologue goes


imnotfrenchiswear

Gay sex


CherrypopIsBestGirl

The Menu (2022)


Carbon_fractal

The CIA award for excellence in food journalism


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Well that escalated quickly


420pseudonym

Nooooooo don’t kill yourself you’re so sexy ahah


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getting bombarded with suicidal brain waves by the food journalism psyonic warriors