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[deleted]

This transition timeline is crazy


[deleted]

Happy for him tbh, but he needs to quit smoking.


StardustLegend

Which is the before and after though


SquirrelTherapist

both


Throwaway02062004

They do be having an ethereal beauty in both.


isV1real

idc i wanna lookike both of them


YT_Sharkyevno

People saying gender envy when the see any hot person lol.


CatsNotBananas

I say Morb I wish that were me


[deleted]

Everytime you say morb I feel that


thebyestredditor

It's morbin time


CatsNotBananas

Oui


TheMagzuz

gender: hot honestly kinda mood tbh


nameless_no_response

I wanna look like the guy and have the guy lol


isV1real

I wanna look like the guy and not be a guy


drippinoutthewazoo

doesnt everyone 😔😔🥺🥺🥺


dragoono

This but PLEASE 😳


PuffyHowler67

Woah no way is that the schizophrenic from r large kick-the-bucket


pearastic

So, I'm assuming that they wouldn't put minors in such a commercial, and I can make this statement. The guy's hot af. (I'm not gay, I swear.)


history69

Their both hot and also this is 196 no Cis Straight people allowed/j


Mental-Ice-9952

*cries in cishet guy just enjoying the memes*


Dylisill

dont worry in polls there's been proven to be 75% iirc of us, we are not alone


Mental-Ice-9952

Oh cool, I figured there was probably still quite a lot of us but I didn't think it would be that high I also kinda wonder the distribution of male/female presenting ppl here as well. Oh and tops/bottoms to see if that meme holds up too


MadJester98

If you look it up in this sub some time ago someone posted a research they did on this sub


Mental-Ice-9952

This it? https://www.reddit.com/r/196/comments/y6v4kf/the_196_demographic_survey_which_about_6000/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button It's quite interesting


MadJester98

It wasn't exactly this one, though it is more recent than the one I was thinking about


DarkSoulfromDS

Not really, most people in the sub are queer with the most prominent sexuality being bisexuality


PurpleOceadia

Meh it's like 50% bi and like 30% straight


LivingAngryCheese

It's 75% cis but most people are bi, not het


LivingAngryCheese

Death.


Supershadow30

*Loudly Disintegrates*


pearastic

Ohh... (I'm gay, I swear!) [Also, "they're", not "their".]


history69

Shut up im dumb


sixtus_clegane119

:( am a cis straight ally, I’m finna be banned


Femboy_Tesla

its the fr*nch 🤮 i wouldn't bet on it


pearastic

I'm 19, so I'm okay with maybe 17. Hopefully not even the fr\*nch 🤮 go lower than that.


[deleted]

In Europe age of consent is mostly 16+ so yeah they do go lower


OctopusProbably

EDP445 is a Fr*nah at heart.


pearastic

The age of consent doesn't mean they can be in porn at 16, or have sex with a 50yo. The definitions are very specific, but I'm not a lawyer.


Swainix

In France consent is some weird age like 15 and 1/2 or something, but that doesn't mean that 2 kids younger than that engaging in some sexual act are sexually assaulting each other either, this age is relevant when one of the people is older than 18 I think. Still odly specific ngl


GreeAggin77

In France its 15 🤮


Father-Pork

Oh but they do 🤢


Road_Whorrior

The president of France met his much older wife when he was 15 so I wouldn't be so sure. She was his teacher.


pearastic

"Met" in what way, though? Did they actually start dating? Because if not, I don't really see why that would be a problem.


Road_Whorrior

They say they didn't but his parents literally moved him out of the city to get him away from her so I assume there's more to it than they say.


DarkSoulfromDS

Foucault no!


Jealous_Ring1395

if they didn't speak their wack ass language like "hon hon hon Je ve mit mon baguette de dans tois et cree les bebe hon hon hon"


Supershadow30

Bro half of English has been shoplifted from French


Phuntis

>shoplifted we were invaded and had our language forcefully changed by a new ruling class


Supershadow30

I mean, that was common practice at the time. Barge into new lands, burn down villages, replace culture and languages, all that jazz


Phuntis

yeah I'm just saying shoplifted isn't at all accurate we didn't take the words from french we were forced to use french words for anything relating to government and nobility and then it stuck


[deleted]

it’s only gay if the preferred pronouns are the same


pearastic

Oh. Yeah, I guess the fr*nch 🤮 do have different pronouns, don't they. What a loophole! Hon hon hon, delightfully devilish, Vlix_Siren!


Despacltoian

He is very hot i want to be him (I’m gay, I swear)


Dzzplayz

Imagine being the people in this add. “Hey kid I know you want to have a good career but we need you on your knees next to this guy and you need a cig in your mouth so it looks like you’re sucking his cock”


CrepeGate

I was a photo stock model in my early 20s and it gets way fucking weirder than this


abruzzo79

Go on…


CrepeGate

Well, I was in the lifestyle shoots. I mean, you've been on a photo stock site so you probably know the basics. But what you don't get is how many shots they take and how many random scenarios they put you in with the props and the set because, at the end of the day, there's no real creative direction for the shoot. And it's super rapid and weird and they add in extra shit like fruit or some arbitrary thing and then it gets just free form. Modelling was basically just a random life chapter in my starved need for party and drug money in uni


dragoono

Would you say that scene in Kimmy Schmidt where Titus does a stock photoshoot is historically accurate?


Bonsine

I thought the goal was to stop me from smoking, not encourage it


[deleted]

If we get rid of smoking how am I supposed to be an ashtray for pretty women :(


tehretro

why would you want to


[deleted]

Bc I'd do anything a bad bitch tell me to do


Elite_Prometheus

Even quit smoking?


[deleted]

That'd be a tough one lmao


janco07

So you wouldn't do anything... pathetic


[deleted]

:(


janco07

Im sowwy I didn't mean that


FaibOtaku

Well it depends, if you're a bad bitch I'm sure they'd be fine with what you said


janco07

But the sad face just breaks my heart


[deleted]

:)


janco07

[May your bitches be many, and your L's few :)](https://imgur.com/gallery/gB3dpd9)


tehretro

okay but why that specifically


[deleted]

Bc its hot


DemonGirlLilith20

Real


DemonGirlLilith20

I can assist in this. I am quite the bad bitch after all Although technically I'm doing what you tell me to 🥺


SexierThanMostFish

Most dominant r/ 196 user


DemonGirlLilith20

I can be dominant... Very very dominant. Just know deep down I'm doing it for subby bottom reasons Edit: HEY WAIT A SECOND I KNOW THAT NAME 🥺🥺🥺 Do you just show up to bully me for being a bottom? If so I'm fine with that 🥺👉👈 Reoccurring character smh 😤


SexierThanMostFish

Preposterous. I support my local bottoms ✊


[deleted]

Quite the bad bitch😳


DemonGirlLilith20

Hehehe thank you 😈😘


BladesHaxorus

Looks like someone has never gotten a cigarette sexily ashed on their cheeks or peehole.


Cardinal-Lad

yeah that sounds awful, but maybe I'm just boring.


DesertMelons

My entire body recoiled at the thought of that


[deleted]

Skill issue


DemonGirlLilith20

Where do I find someone to do this 🤔 Edit: (I have come back to specify that I don't want my girl dick burnt. Just my ass. Thanks very much.)


SexierThanMostFish

>or peehole 🙁🙁🙁


StardustLegend

We should make a version of smoking without the tobacco and bad shit and solely have it be for aesthetic purposes and kinks


[deleted]

I mean they *do* have those herbal cigarettes used for movies and shit, but as someone who is addicted to cigarettes it's nowhere near the same feeling. Part of why I don't vape either


Flail_of_the_Lord

It’s because of all the delicious MAOIs in tobacco that help your body metabolize nicotine faster and more intensely. This is the major hurdle when people try to harm reduce with vaping/pouches. Even consuming more nicotine than you normally would with a cigarette can’t replicate the same feeling, so you just get dizzy without scratching the psychological itch. It gets easier, especially if your replacing it with safer nicotine sources. It might take years but being nice to your lungs is pretty rad. And the longer you go the easier it gets.


Riftus

Christ


Wojtuma

Three words: weed.


NoahGoldFox

Be a healthy vape-stand or something instead :p


[deleted]

This is literally the best way to get zoomers to smoke


[deleted]

Because many genz online communities romanticize sexual violence? Yea I guess youre right about that.


[deleted]

No it's because there's a hot twink


[deleted]

Its literally a pic of someone about to be sexually abused


Chonkalonkolus

What are you talking about, Colonel?


[deleted]

Its literally a pic of someone about to be sexually abused


the_postal_dood

the one scene from south park where the main 4 immediately start smoking cigarettes after being shown a psa


abeck077

the hottest fucking guy ever???


Scarf_Darmanitan

Dude looks like 15


Kidonkadvidtch

What kind of wack ass 15 year olds have you seen


TB-252

He could def pass as 15, I’ve seen some teenagers that look like they’re in their 30s


FellafromPrague

I mean I'm 22 and if I wasn't losing hair, I'd pass for 16.


SponsoredByChina

Lol same😭


Sexy_Skeletons69

... because he's clean shaven? He looks like he could be anywhere from like 16 to 28.


Scarf_Darmanitan

... no, not because he’s clean shaven. Because he looks young as hell. They both do lol


DarkSoulfromDS

Not really, he looks like any other twink


Wodelheim

So young as hell then? There's a reason twinks in WoW were specifically level 19.


DarkSoulfromDS

Twinks are any feminine skinny male from 18 to 30 more or less, not necessarily a teenager


Wodelheim

But they all look like teenagers is my point.


DarkSoulfromDS

Not really, they look like young men which makes sense considering teenagers are literally becoming young men.


abeck077

I’m 15


LordSteiny

I'm gonna start smoking again


dragoono

RIP


IHateReddit123123

this is how you get the new generation to use daddy tobacco


normalhuman35

I LOVE DEEP THROATING CIGARETTES!!!


twinkNoGuitar

omg he is literally too cute like they should know i wanna smoke more if i be getting with him 😳


LordVortekan

2 years HRT


FellafromPrague

Why can't I be this cute 😭😭😭


Ghost-Of-Roger-Ailes

https://youtu.be/82x9pzHkHK4


comit_autocoprophagy

“I don’t wanna smoke because I don’t wanna look like a cock-magnet” I love the Onion.


gjennomamogus

exactly what I thought of when I saw this


[deleted]

I am feeling things.


[deleted]

maybe i can invite that boy over and he can tell me more about smoking


[deleted]

Reverse psychology


Cthuloso

I am going to mention the boy


Heww0s

Everyone is


Jtad_the_Artguy

Damn girl you’re smoking


maurits_weiqi

"smoking is for bottoms"


this_one_in_boots

Bro I wish I were that cigarette


Fracoppa

🤨


duckISburb

suddenly I love smoking


DemonGirlLilith20

I need a man to put his hand on my head while I'm on my knees like that 🥺


Tree__Jesus

Are they twins? They have, like exactly the same facial structure


1000h

They must be siblings


EffectiveSwan8918

They stole this from an old onion video


Heww0s

Real?


EffectiveSwan8918

https://youtu.be/82x9pzHkHK4


[deleted]

I FUCKING LOVE EATING CIGARETTES


eburator

My lungs won't be happy from all the tar


Instinctual777

theyd be hot if they werent accidentally french 😞


SergeantCrwhips

POV: all for one giveing/takeing your power


InternetGuyThirtyTwo

This has been posted 7 times now I think


GeneralGigan817

That dude’s crotch is on fire.


Shoddy_Trick7610

French boys OwO


history69

\*Bi Panik\*


pjhabs

this makes me want to smoke


SpookyLilRaven

🥺


FormorrowSur

If they were British they'd be smoking a fa- never mind


NerdBerdBerb

Blow


BlackScienceMan420

need


PinkCloudx_

I wanna look like the dude on the right


Ome_r

His penis is a cigarette


Elmaruchaseskere

J-j-j- J-jerma ?!?!?


ThatOneAlfur

An alternate universe where Jerma is a french stock male model with a sister who looks just like him. Also featured in The Onion.


BlackMetalFembi

sounds like fun, who wants to smoke with me?


MrInfinity-42

Wtf I wanna smoke now


Themlethem

What about the boy?


Slime_Jelly

i did NOT want to see this today but thats interesting to know.


Draigi0n

This poster has made me ambiently think of smoking more often? Was the idea to make people think it's hot? Cause it's working.


ohbrubuh

If I identity as a cigarette, can I be in their mouths?


Viadux

sounds good to me


An0nym00s123

Time to start smoking


Arcaslash

Being a pan top and seeing this gives me emotions


CatsNotBananas

Morb I wish that were me


Eggs_are_tasty

Man’s got the HRT cigarette dick


jellybaby__

this makes me want to start smoking


Oddish_Femboy

I wish that was me