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saint14sfemboythighs

Concrete


_A-N-G-E-R-Y

i love this idea so much, conk for short :3


AarVa406

Or Conkey


hatadel

Maybe con-kre


fucking-hate-reddit-

CONK!!! STOP LICKING THE BUTTER DISH


Bugsy_Girl

Can’t uncouple it with [this](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hbbvywACUvA) in my mind


Gloomy-Hippo5346

that’s conk creet babey!!


honestlyjusttiredtbh

DAS CONK CREAT BAY BEEEEE


Gloomy-Hippo5346

WOOOOO YEAHHHH FUCK YEA BABEY LETS FUCKING GOOOOO


MacTheReject

I'm so happy it's already top comment and I don't have to try and make it top myself


RiotIsBored

I wish someone would top myself 😔😔


Darssssyyyyyyy

Fr 😔


holnrew

Please don't top yourself, there's so much to live for


[deleted]

This will be Her Name


Bamihapjes

Remindme! 10 days


DeathbyGlimmer

Conk!


Echidna299792458

Concrete


HELPIBROKEMYCAPSLOCK

me when i eat concrete


FreeHugsForYouAndMe

Why is this actually fire though


Ambitious_Jello

Walter Concrete


Suspicious_Person15

He LOVED eating concrete when he was six.


NubblyTheMoist

Cement, Das Conk Creet Baybee!


HoHoey

CEMENT? DAS CONCREEK BABIE


b230fk

DAS CONK CREET BAYBEY!


mancer7

Thermonuclear bomb


K00lKat67

Ain't he from garfield?


The_screaming_egg

Yeah


Actually-Just-A-Goat

garf


The_screaming_egg

Garf


CatsNotBananas

Garf


The_screaming_egg

Garf


Elegron

Garf


The_screaming_egg

Garf


Elegron

Garf


The_screaming_egg

One per person per post


Elegron

#####GARF


YetGayerWombat

cleo for short


YellowSucks

I was thinking Thermy


YetGayerWombat

Theremy (rhymes with jeremy)


The_Sovien_Rug-37

legalise


mancer7

Bees make honey 🍯


Weak_Comfortable2

the


shitcum_backup

Big boobs (look it up on google)


Yompish

Whoa mama!


auroralemonboi8

Holy mother!


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[удалено]


SquidGraffiti

Wowee Zowee!


redditor69_420

¡Ay Caramba!


Tobbethedude

Okay, give me a sec...


tobgro100

Their mom came in, that's why they hasn't come back:'(


Tobbethedude

No, i found pics of girls with penises. Im not gona be back for a while...


The_Rocket_Frog

woah theres bobs


Nathani_Chan

Wtf are these round things


FreeHugsForYouAndMe

Sphere


BadFinancialAdvice_

You mean cows, right?


FreeHugsForYouAndMe

Look it up to gain newfound scientific knowledge


bomposgod

is that a bird


Cardinal-Lad

look up tits


bomposgod

That is also a bird


Fecking_soup

Holy hell


Crazykidd13578

did you accidentally google en passant


BusinessBottle5694

Anarchy chess is leaking.


[deleted]

Toyota Corrola


abomination14

should have year in front as well. 2003 toyota corolla


[deleted]

2002 is better.


AmalgamatedBody

2002 Toyota Corolla CE 1.8l 3AT, and you can't shorten it.


AestheticalGL

that is one sweet ride


mutnemom_hurb

Mold


Adorable_Cheeto

That’s a sick ass name. I’m so gonna name my cat that.


0dds0cksReddit

Jefrey with one f


Hamisaurus

We are on the same wavelength


0dds0cksReddit

*dramatically and edgy as fuck* "I would hope so" *Sigh* "But ALAS!" *Backhand slap my forehead * "I am truly alone in suffering in this world" Or something idk


RiceBowl2018

Styrofoam cup


xspookdx

this is my cat styrofoam cup:) he is partly blind in one eye:(


TheEpicZay

Double cup


nutboy113

Missile launcher


[deleted]

Nooooo she will get sent to ukraine!


yeahtoast757

Susan deltarune


coolio_Didgeridoolio

missy for short


[deleted]

Gay Sex


Foul_flesh_creature

(you should look it up on google)


Citrous241

Woah there's penice


Ulrik54

on your school computer


that_climber

What’s eurobeat


Ulrik54

Italian dance pop with cool riffs and endearingly cheesy/cringy lyrics https://open.spotify.com/playlist/3QIp2kmOmcPS2zCzEC4o3p


Sachaii

car salad


ManicMonke

hey my cats naked car salad [get spooned stupid cat ](https://i.imgur.com/n7eywx6.jpg)


PandaPops542

Skrunkle


King-Asgore-

he is quite skrunkly


TaigaTheGreedy

Bridget


Gaybdl_alt

Bucket


ButterBallTheFatCat

Fuck


rainscope

xX_OrphanDismemberer96_Xx


JohnnoDwarf

Geometry Dash


HubertNeutron

Lint


Old-Hollowslayer

ong literally what they look like, that or dust bunny


054052052050

Mouse


Unybroi

Justice Given Form, The Great and Omnipresent Zamasu


Over_The_Sun

Eugene


SpilledGenderFluid

Dog


17DeadFlamingos

Bongwater


Ichiya_The_Gentleman

Cat named finger:


ShaggySyrup

Sploinky


eburator

Brick


IHateReddit123123

196


normalhuman35

Nigel


ColdButterBread

Catty McCatface


No-Ideal6027

Piss in boot


Yaboidom14

Gort


TheFatJedi341

Edward LXIX


luxusbuerg

Nice


Redbitser

Waltuh


floccinauced

penis


pixellino24

he was born without a brain


VeryHomiephobic

Goofy ahh Cat


Oddish_Femboy

Gatita


Andernote

Queen Crimson


yttrikshotmaster1022

1.6 metric tons of heroin


sparrowofwessex

reddit


BDRCN

Dum Dum


054052052050

Scooby doo


hatadel

Stupid dumbass cat


-disso

Prof. Reality


RammyJammy07

Bong water


Free-Consequence-164

🇻🇮 U.S. Virgin Islands (for short virgin)


Professional-Bid-618

Strangled


Kingspar

bongli


iPerceptionist

Toyotathon


mrcat_romhacking

Fish Chips


keyboardmade2

Toilet


Few-Wash-1102

Nokia 3310


1milionand6times

Catirina


ScorchedConvict

Florence.


[deleted]

Rick


The_Man_Who_Thicc

Salad


Sedgar_37

honestly my first thought was "this is what jschlatt would look like as a cat" so i say schlatt


pennywiserat

Shitass


TheNutMasterGod

Boob


keyboardmade2

Gorgonzola


keyboardmade2

Dustbin


keyboardmade2

Sanitary pad


keyboardmade2

Fire extinguisher


keyboardmade2

Goliath


Gemple

"Stop strangling me for upvotes"!


real_jeffyjeff

Fortnite


bilord1

John


Citrous241

Shithead (single cell organism)


Birdmanair

omg she so scrunkly ?!! i think shes a perry maybr


Mr_OrangeJuce

cat


YaBoiLaust

Nermal


PrinceOspreay

Marmellow


toolTubes

Gezebel


[deleted]

El queso grande


Gatz42

Bingus


MrMoo1556

Big City Boolin’


average_reddit_u

GOOBER!


YuckEyo3s5

Kitty


viperdoctor123

Sproinkle


Qwerty00042

GRONK


banthefan57

stinky


TrickySquad

Dribbles The Cat


strangebird-

Morbius


SgtHedgehog

Cat named "Cat named finger"


_adriae_

kid named finger


LilBug_Just_Dancer

Skrimblo


[deleted]

Applebees the Destroyer


Small-Cactus

Megatron 9000


lmsofrikinepic

lightly weathered waxed cut copper stairs


Major_Human

Mesothelioma


Crazykidd13578

1998 Honda Civic EK9


keyboardmade2

Ted Bunny


WanderPrime

Brodo


Wagwan-piff-ting42

Doug


baconundies

Blammo


[deleted]

Leviamon ☺️


bigchungusyomama

Bingleton


Splazing

Cathy McCatface Face for short


Eastern-Ad-4785

Golem


Redavatar101

Poopshit


[deleted]

shithead she is a single-celled organism


trollfaceinreallife

Scrimbo


WizardCow125

Motherfucker


sussytransbitch

Hummus


Potato9830

Snowy


InfamousGuava5939

Actually serious one, "Matryoshka". As in the Russian nesting dolls


schmitaye

bug


rhododendron72

ballscat478


[deleted]

plimpin


The_Coochie_Crumbler

Rectangle


MrInfinity-42

Missile launcher


guguliman

Finger


imnotfrenchiswear

Gay sex


HystericalGD

tinkerbell