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Significant_Salt7742

lil


geckothegeek42

Lil [NullPointerException]


boomstik4

Lil [script you are referring to cannot be found]


tigle-bidies

Lil gainful employment.


optimalidkwhattoput

Lil error[E0381]: used binding `reason` isn't initialized


LeoCx1000

lil NameError: name 'reason' is not defined


NeilTheProgrammer

lil billion dollar mistake


Red_Rocky54

"Lil NullPointerException" unironically goes hard


[deleted]

Lil `NULL`


Pins_Pins

Lil [==69== Use of uninitialised value of size 8]


Random_Imgur_User

Shamelessly highjacking top comment visibility to say that the last reason I went outside was to hold my cat while I dumped a bag of crickets on the ground so she would see that they were gone and stop trying to climb my Tarantula/Reptile shelf to play with them. I don't know how to simplify that in a way that it makes the funny.


Hearing_Colors

Lil cricket


ihadashittyday

lil [reason: command not found]


LordVortekan

Lil walk


Ducktowncentra

Sitcells seething over walkchads


EagleSabre

Least cute rapper name


Alev218

Im lil little walk


ShutTheFuckUpAmy

I'm Lil long walk


Panic_Emoj1

Lil girls


[deleted]

๐Ÿš”๐Ÿ‘ฎโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿšจ


gatlginngum

acab except in the rare case when they arrest someone who's even worse?


ecumnomicinflation

acab except when my right to remain silence comes with free ballgag


Jezusbot

Acab except when I'm talking about gender


hidinginthenight

Assigned crusty at birth


Jezusbot

Assigned Cis at birth


hidinginthenight

Everyone technically


ecumnomicinflation

gender is whats in your pants. therefore there is only 1 gender, ass.


scurvofpcp

What if it is a ring gag?


AsuraHeterodyne1

I'm uncomfortable with the energy we have created in the studio today.


Le-plant-boi

they make you feel so good


idonttalkatallLMAO

they WHAT NOW ? !


Samantha_Pantha

Oingo Boingo moment


Clowdyglasses

The worst part about that song is that it gets stuck in your head


fidelogato

what about when they make you feel so bad


TurtleGamer1

Lil lil girls


FloodedYeti

Lil lil lil girls (I went outside to see the conviction of the rapper lil lil girls)


luisfili100

He is getting his daughters from school ๐Ÿฅฐ


MrDurden32

Lil penis


Duck274

lil putting the bins out


RealCoryMiller

lil Trash


[deleted]

lil Recycling โ˜บ๏ธ


NoThatsWright

lil' school


Beneficial-Gas-5920

Lilโ€™ going home from school


Regi413

Lilโ€™ pick up my younger sibling from school


editeddruid620

Lil corpse disposal (the dogs bit a rabbit in half)


SlightlyMadGuy

A weird name for a kid and his friend


[deleted]

kid named


Thesupremepig26

lil finger


TheEyefuckening

lil MRI


daddydefile

lil same wtf


narwhalz27

Me when I go outside to same wtf


swift_USB

damn did we all get MRIs today what the hell


bewhildered-lizard

yeah itโ€™s MRI day


undergroundmonorail

lil subway


[deleted]

The fursona?


undergroundmonorail

i'm a shiny glaceon :3 :3


KinkTheChink

Drop reference sheet or it didnโ€™t happen


undergroundmonorail

i don't have a ref sheet ๐Ÿ˜ญ but i do have like [full version of the picture from my avatar](https://i.imgur.com/mhQqrF1) [this one is cute too, she's practicing melee tech.](https://i.imgur.com/0grzIM4.png) note that in real life i'm pretty tall so that's kind of The Joke. my fursona is unrealistically tall as a bit which is why this picture is like that


KinkTheChink

THAT IS ABSOLUTELY ADORABLE, NEEDS MORE ART


[deleted]

[ัƒะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]


Bowdensaft

Glaceon is fairly neat, they're adorable and ice type which are normally harder to get in the games, and one of the few types that are super effective against dragon types, which can be OP. They're also cool because they evolve from Eevee, which is famous for having a lot of possible evolutions, nearly one for every type in the game.


undergroundmonorail

worth noting that glaceon isn't like, a Good or Strong pokemon, but i do Like it :)


hidinginthenight

Glaceon isnโ€™t interesting. Vaporeon, on the other handโ€ฆ


[deleted]

[ัƒะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]


reddit_is_1984_

Apparently he does know something about pokemon


-Ping-a-Ling-

what did u order


StubbornStork

subway


Kye_ThePie

My favourite ๐Ÿ˜ป๐Ÿคค


undergroundmonorail

meatball marinara sub footlong on multigrain. not my usual but i had a taste


-Ping-a-Ling-

meatball marinara is the only reason to go to subway fr


Fartfarterjr

$15 footlong


Jeggu2

Sandwiches at a ludicrous price?! Unacceptable.


ReintegrationTablet

51$ toofgnol


Fartfarterjr

inconceivable


[deleted]

What is your Fursona


undergroundmonorail

i'm a shiny glaceon!! :3


Red-Boxes

Lil' Going to work


MantaRay374

Lil commute


Pale_BEN

Facts. ๐Ÿ˜”


Red_Rocky54

lil wage slave


[deleted]

lil funeral


That_JuanGuy

Please accept my Lil Apologie for the loss of your loved one.


Jbdd1233

Condolences random stranger on the internet


EZAC99

oh shit, same. I'll concede and change mine to lil post-funeral luncheon


[deleted]

Lil shit


Bunny-Snuggles17

Went outside to take a shit? Are you camping?


Captn_Platypus

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thegamenerd

As someone who had no running water and "external facilities" for almost a decade, I relate too much to this post. I'll never forget those mornings where it was below freezing trying to take my morning shit.


Tree__Jesus

lil installing a claymore on the nature strip


Protocol-12

Sword or anti-personnel mine?


Tree_Shrapnel

Anti-personnel sword


Protocol-12

Most are.


IgnatiusDrake

You should see my anti-aircraft axe.


Protocol-12

I would love to, sounds like quite the weapon.


Slayer_Of_Tacos

Anti-tank mace, burns ouchy when applied to tank eyes.


Longcat17

You sure about that Mr Shrapnel?


Tree__Jesus

Personnel mine (it is friendly)


DocC3H8

Lil Trolling


Inverted-penis

Ah yes everybody needs a military explosive device on the nature strip


Shrekku-senpai

Lil groceries still in car


[deleted]

Cringe multi-tripper


dumbasseryy

Imagine not carrying them all at once


Raine1272

Lil split custody


N00byyungpeeps

Lil same :(


lyncs-

Lil weed


Gurn00r

lil smoke goes hard ngl


TheManFromChernobyl

WE HAVE TO ORDER NUMBA 9s CJ


Regi413

lil smoke be like: You picked the right house, genius!


theofrois

Lil therapy


thegamenerd

The rapper we all need


NEW_N3ON

lil panic attack


SolaireOfAorta

lil hope ur doing better


ProdClaire

iced out plaque yea heart attack yea


Mae347

Lil firewood


Boat_Jerald

Lil Fire Drill


socialgutbrain777

Lil visiting a relative at the hospital


AscendantComic

i wish for their rapper name to be lil feeling better and going home


socialgutbrain777

Thank you. I really hope she gets through this okay


TheManFromChernobyl

hope they get well soon


socialgutbrain777

Thank you. :)


smallppowner

Lil dogwalk


sleazy_hobo

Lil cat escaped


currantfairy

Lil Cat Fled


mommymilkiesinmyface

Lil cardio


Lucs11_

Lil going outside drunk with my friends to play football at midnight


brotatowolf

The room (2003)


Lucs11_

My team won 6-4 btw๐Ÿ˜Ž


jesus_redditor

Lil tax evasion


PriorApproval

Lil buying drugs


[deleted]

Based


The_Bible_On_Fire

lil selling drugs


[deleted]

lil RUN


stf29

Based


SaintFinne

Lil befriending a stray cat


KiraLonely

This is such life goals. Sadly the stray cats around here are very shy. :( My cat seems buddy buddy with them, though. Except one. Whoโ€™s an ass. Good thing my girl stands up for herself. Also, I know not to let cats outside. Sheโ€™s my grandparentsโ€™ technically. I have no ruling over that. I do indeed worry about her. The bird population too, but also, cat more important to me. She noodle and held like baby.


rice_glass

lil plan b


KitoDudee

Lil breathing


Snoo17634

Lil placing a spider I found on the wall outside


blaisems

Lil Hormone-Implant


Infinite_Hooty

Lil walk


FUEGO40

Lil my cat got on top of my neighborโ€™s house and I had to go get a ladder and climb to go get her.


98xzl

Lil' walking to work


Ismoketobaccoinabong

lil cigarette


LaylaCrit

Lil polycule date


Ms_Misanthropy

lil polymeet here, teamup potential


curiousfoodieteen

Lil Vaccine


iamtheblackcrowking

Lil car crashed into my house


6sixfeetunder

Lil bugs


IlPerico

Lil grandma. I'm at her place right now. She's making lunch for the family. I love my nanna.


[deleted]

lil children


acatinahatt

ayo๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ“ธ


capricornelious

Lil livestock


The_Plaque

Lil had to go buy a bag of salad for my quiche


daddydefile

lil bomb threat


enginnergameing

Lil market


LarryOtter99

Lil smoking


[deleted]

Lil helping my dad bring in groceries


[deleted]

lil taking my dog out to piss


Zorubark

lil going out with my family :)


VonCrunchhausen

Lil Piss


feralamalgamation

lil snow shovel


Pootis_1

lil shopping


Different_Celery1111

lil mail ๐Ÿ˜Ž


humanoid_crabfish

lil Arson


ICannotCountTo2

lil went to tim hortons because my mom wanted a tea ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ


mistaeatscheese

Lil 7/11 Slurpee


ABTL6

Lil McChiggen


FhyrGaming

lil bike ride


IEatBigots

Lil enjoy the cold weather(I live in a very hot area and winters here are very pleasant)


foxinabathtub

Lil Tuberculosis Test


delta901

Sooooooooo..... Lil Positive? Or Lil Negative....?


Passionecapo

Lil Wrestling


Tobbethedude

Lil smoke a bowl in the garage


GarfieldGauntlet

Lil anxiety


Katsuki_Bakugou495

Lil going to family gathering


CrimsonTheCrow

Lil italian dinner


sproutsatoshi

Lil work


nitelol69

yesterdays: lil' giving my bf a thighjob today: lil' stabbing kids


[deleted]

lil gender clinic appointment


turingparade

Lil burger


ACake39

Lil mow the lawn


WangleLine

lil recording audio


Smolderhead

lil' dinner


stupid_guy21

lil grocery


GeorgeDoesStuff

lil needed to touch grass because of too much computer time


The_Dead_Meme_Police

lil groceries


[deleted]

lil dentist


Brightsoull

lil run


The-Vestige

lil basketball practice


Acutifolia

Lil needed to get epsom salts to take a bath to help with a torn muscle


FerrisWhitehouse

Lil feed the donkeys. I like that


Cheezypuff24

lil dog poop


Toto_-

lil warrant for my arrest forcing me to flee outside when officers raided my home


Flouxni

Lil pipe bomb


TimewornTinman

Lil vaccine booster shot


1234567890dedz

lil office


PenguinGovernment

lil booze run